Guys, I absolutely NEED to look older.

>>41274502
you'll be thankful in a few years. also, stop weed, masturbating and watching porn

>>41274502
I remember what that was like, I absolutely hated it, but now that I'm old it's a godsend. You'll appreciate it later in life, trust me.

So what.

Here's a green-text from the gym the other day

>hey anon, you getting lean now brah
>i turned 27 recently brah, im getting so old, wish i could get lean again like back when i was younger
>you're young right anon? you bout 22 or so yeah?
>y-yeah man 22......

Meanwhile I'm turning 30 in a couple of months.

>>41274536
I don't know dude. I thought it would go away in my 20s, but now I'm still carded for the same shit.

I guess it deosn't help that my BMI is like 17

>>41274502
Grow facial hair

>>41274551
I still get carded and I'm almost forty. That still sucks, but my 20 reunion is this year and I got an invite on Fakebook and when I saw what everyone else looks likes now it made me unbelievably happy.

photoaging

get more exposure to the sun

>>41274502
Do crystal meth.

>>41274708
How fucking ugly you must be.

bump for interest

People at work thought I was 14. I'm 21.

>>41274502
Grow facial hair.

>>41274551
>I'm still carded for the same shit.

I'm pretty sure there's a law to always card someone unless they abso-fucking-lutely look like they're over 40 at a quick glance.