Literally just want to get rid of my belly and love handles.

>>41270236
Stop eating like a fat cunt.

Eat less

Move more

Fagit

>>41270236
look for lyle mcdonald book rapid fat loss diet

>>41270236
Eat less and excercise and then kill yourself for thinking that we were going to answer with anything but that.

read

>>41270236
Prisoner obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the guards are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One by one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.

There will be no division, no hate, no pain.
Only the holes and filling them will matter.

And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape Anon the First.
I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.

>>41270236
Have you tried losing weight you little faggot.

>>41270284
It really, really is this simple.

>>41270236
Jim Carrey looks like THAT?

>>41270236
Cardio