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New /fit/ humor thread.
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>>41269678
>You might as well spend your day with your mouth in a chicken's ass

idk why but this made me laugh harder than anything else about this post
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If you wanted humor, you should have asked me my 1RMs.
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>>41269611
>mfw that's what fags who post HEIGHT FACE FRAME look like
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>>41269817

What are you 1RMs?
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>>41269817
what are your 1RMs
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>>41269957
>>41269960
bout tree fiddy
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>>41269611
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>>41270039
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>>41270039
What the fuck. Is this some sort of restarting position like wrestling?
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>>41270083
It's Turkish oil wrestling
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>>41270083
They're so slippery from the oil that digging into each other's pants is the only way to get a good grip

>no homo
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>>41270067
>that failed high five
I couldn't watch after that
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>>41270089
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>>41270116
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>>41270067
He seems bro as fuck.
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>>41270135
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>>41270039

Most of /fit/, honestly.
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one of my favs
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>>41270116
>HUGH WOATMEIGH

My fucking sides. what a legend
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>>41270150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wxWnbD9Okc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgdvl3PeUO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZK7OkfeXA&
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>>41270196
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>>41270067
Didn't know Jujimufu trains functional patterns.
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>>41270207
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>>41270227
we wuz kangs
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>>41270149
>Someone got banned on /v/ for posting the fat guy's tits

kek
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>>41270135
>reddit
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>>41270097
I thought he was signing to him to deadlift like in powerlifting comps.
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>>41270067
Not gunna lie, I was scared he was going to faceplant into some metal at the end
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>>41270039
H I G H T E S T
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>>41270039
OwO what's this?
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>>41270156
>air jordans.png
Why did I find that to be the best part.
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>>41270138

Jujimufu's pretty good.
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https://youtu.be/2nj4_oWzfd8
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>>41270149
I was the 6 weeks of no fap guy
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>>41269611

Just imagine being able to detect samefags on this board with 100% certainty across multiple threads. It'd be a fucking riot.
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IF I WANTED HUMOR ID ASK YOUR MOM WHAT YOUR 1 REP MAXES ARE AFTER I FINISH NAILING HER AGAIN TONITE
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>>41271388
Ive never seen a video with so many attractive women in it thats so homoerrotic
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>>41271767
This.

I miss when mods would do shit like this. You know. Stupid shit like ban someone for criticizing their waifu or something.

That's the only thing I miss about 2012. You don't even see mods post anymore
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>>41270227
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>>41272552
I miss that sort of shit too, /fit/ was much funnier when the mods were active parts of the community, and sage was a visible thing.

Also, USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
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dump
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>>41272590
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>>41270227
ERDOGAN BTFO
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>>41272600
>>41272600
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>>41272590
>winking loudly
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>>41272611
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>>41272620
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>>41272634
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>>41272643
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>>41272658
That's just horrid
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>>41272658
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>>41271107
*notices your pump*
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>>41272634
I am both surprised and not surprised that this is a thing
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>>41272658
*blocks path*
sniffy muy vagina or ill poop mmmmuh pants
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>>41272658
That filename.
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>>41271107
hot
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>>41272658
That has to have been photoshopped.
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>>41272611
not true though, roid discussions are mostly natty mongoloids spewing momscience and calling anyone who says you can't look like Phil Heath natty lazy
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>>41273190
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>>41270135
>posting the shitty redditor screencap
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>>41272658
These Chloe Moretz shoops are getting ridiculous
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>>41273265
>shoop
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>>41273265
>Shooped
This is the original version
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>>41273288
Is that Fabio?
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>>41273313
Fabio? Who's that?
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>>41270196
>skateboard squats
what kind of retro meme is this
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>>41270227
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>>41273671
Holy fuck. How have I never seen this before?
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>>41273677
t
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>>41273677
this is fairly recent
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>>41269678
Newfag, so what consequences would this have?
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>>41271388
Goddammit pause the vid between 2:25 and 2:26
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>manlets
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>>41273771
youre not only a new fag, but most likely autistic
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>>41272634
What would he look like without synthol?
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>>41272634
>being called a freak and unironically being ok with it

honestly, synthol users have mental illnesses
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>>41273960
manlets will forever be the funniest meme of all
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>cousin
>15
>solid
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>>41273960
Even though I'm only 5'9 manlet posting is goat
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>>41274149
>tfw 5'10" king of manlets
>literally still the shortest out of all of my friends
>still like to shit on manlets
life is suffering
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>>41274166
The shortest of my friends is 6'1 the rest is 6'2+
Feels kinda bad walking next to them but they are all mostly beta with slouched backs.

So if I walk with a straight back and look like a turbo manlet I will make it [spoiler]>:D[/spoiler]
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>>41274205
This meme is my favorite
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>>41270149
i was there
i popped a chub, not going to lie
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>>41269611
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>>41272658
Uh hi is this Gamestop?
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>>41274205
i like this one more

>better order some boots when i get home
kills me every time
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https://youtu.be/5TUnfZdefxs
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just remembered i have a fuck ton of these btw
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>>41274258
These manlet memes sends my sides into orbit
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>>41274205
I've had friends/teammates of all heights.

Two brothers were twins and both 6'5, they weighed 140lbs and wore size small compression shorts. They were dyel Xcountry fags. Girls loved them tho. They were alright but had no morals. They were racist one second but wanted black friends the next second.

Two other guys were about 6'4 and 230lbs and lifted baby weights (sub 200 on all lifts). They were fat desu and literally retarded.

One guy was 6'5 and probably one of the the most desired high schoolers in my state. He was a bit of a dyel because he wasn't interested in athletics but was one of the best on the team anyways.

One of my friends was 5'8 and also really popular but that's because he was naturally athletic (manlet advantage) despite not really working out hard.

One of my friends was 6'3 and a total stoner although we never figured out if he actually smoked weed. Probably. Girls blushed but he was too autistic.

Then there's me who's 6'2 and athletic and semi autistic. Ever since steroids though I've been pretty happy for once. Still think about killing my self every day but I won't do it until I'm 30 and have a family. If my future wife is genuinely my type I won't do it at all.
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>>41274277
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Can someone post that image about correct posture?
You know? That one that ends with the posture examples having an orgy or something?
also + for posture guy sitting on his pc.
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>>41270089
>Citizen, pick up that can
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>>41273664
>that pic
seems like a good option to train your bench lockout without the risk of injury
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>>41270067
Didn't know skates could take that much weight.
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>>41269611
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>>41274409

First thing I thought of.
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>>41272620

Kek/10
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>>41272643

Holy christ I'm dying. The other guy about to hurl over what he witnessed made me think of Stand By Me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0JaEde4VI
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>>41274155

I want so much for this story to be true.
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>>41273960
manlet memes are funny but you have to be retarded if you think that's not a LARPer
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>>41269611
wew are mods even allowed to do this shite
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>>41270149
legitimately hilarious
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>>41273163
This. Civil discussion with educated individuals is limited to /fraud/.
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>>41274246
Was her name at least Disa?
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>>41274269
ebony and ivory
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>>41270149
>tits so big he got banned for postig them
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>>41275830
yes that is the whole joke. The screencap is shitty and forgot that part
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>>41274283

Don't you fucking kill yourself when you have kids. Wait until they're not kids anymore.
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>>41275902
Its on the screencap. Hard to see though
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>>41275902
>>41275917
Oh, I see it in the reply now. That's really not even that bad, if you were a goofy confident dude I could absolutely see it working out.
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>>41275917
whoops my bad. The cap is still pretty crappy but whatever, still good laughs to be had
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>>41273163
go to /fraud/ and educate yourself you noobie
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haha lol
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>>41275911
>>41274283
this but make sure they find you
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>>41274149
you're the same person who is into cucking, eh?
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>>41273190
>2013
i-its really been that long? And Im still fat...
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>>41270149
I was here for that disgusting thread.
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Will dump more soon
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>>41270207
Kek
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>>41276126

the last 5 years of my life summed up
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>>41273265
That's Amy Shumer, afaik.
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When will they learn?
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>>41277866
Hey take that back, my best bro is 5'5" and I love having him around because he makes me look so much taller
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>>41276226
No, I just like to laugh at insecure manlets
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>>41271651
You are weak and so will be your "Futur" bloodline
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Am I in
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>>41273905
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU SEE THAT
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>>41273664
>doubting scooby
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>>41274277
that image is literally 7 years old. fuck dude how is it still being reposted

effay moved on, even emmeffay moved on from that
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>>41278585
INSERT DICK
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>>41273190
>nice stume bro
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>>41278585
>i'm so retarded i thought she meant she had a dick and wanted to fuck you
I gotta lay off the futa
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>>41274202
>that's not a screw that's a bolt
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>>41274017
aren't we all?
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>>41274149
WEE WOO WEE WOO MANLET ALERT WEE WOO
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>>41270156
>>>/pol/
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>>41272590
Holy shit, im dead lol
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>>41272658
CUZ MA SEX JUNK
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>>41272658
BATTLETOAD you said?
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>>41277866
She's talking about weiners.
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>>41273960
>That Doctor Who edit
Kek'd, even though Sylvester actually is taller.
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>>41269678
>>41273771
well this is a real thing and it is called PSMF, this screencap aint funny at all and it is bullshit, never post this again
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>>41274563
more...weight...
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>>41273664

Is.. is that Mr. Regular?
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>>41269987
so wheres the humour?
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>>41279874

Giles Corey? In my /fit/?
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Can't believe I'm late
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>>41272590
the dirty toilet paper on the ground served no role in the story...
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>>41280085
why
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>>41272590
so this must be the 4th or 5th time I read this and I just now realized that the other dude peaking under the stall was just doing it out of fear and waiting for anon to leave the bathroom
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>>41273677
Same for that painting anon, looks interesting :^)
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>>41269611

>tfw i made this thread in the op
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>>41280227
Read the story behind it
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>>41270150
This is so much funnier without the moronic subtitles.
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>>41274205
My group is 5'11, 6'1 (me), 6'3, and ~5'6 asian. We all bully his boipucci
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>>41274178
Holy moly
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>>41280208
I miss the precambrian period, cool dudes back then
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>>41280526
Do you know what those particular creatures are called?

I tried googling but couldn't find anything.
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>>41276828
saved. that literally made me dribble
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>>41270207
>tiny beetle like stride
>arms constantly flailing in confident unpredictable ways
>rapidly tiptoes
this is too much well done to the creator
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>>41273905
which frame? screenshot it m8
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>>41274044
>honestly, synthol users have mental illnesses

I don't think you'll find anyone who disagrees
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>>41269987
Kek
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OC, I suck, I know.
>/co/ fag for a long ass time,
>always think to myself "some people get to be strong, and some don't. I don't."
>Not exactly bright, but manage to do okay throughout school, and so on.
>One day get sick and tired of being a sack of bones, who can't do a pull-up.
>Sign up for the gym in the middle of the year, because even I know the fucking new year's crowd is bull shit.
>Study, and push myself to the limit.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Start eating better
>Feelsevenbetter.jpg
>Meet a guy.
>"Anon, you here damn near every day, but you're still pretty damn twiggy.
>Fuck
>"Mind me helping you? I dig the dedication man! I just wanna see you get results."
>To this day, I'm still a twig, but I'm a twig who can do 35 pull ups, a shit ton of running, and 90-pound bench [spoiler] we don't count the 45-pound bar right? if we do it's 135 pounds.[/spoiler]
I know it's not a lot, hell, this is probably cringe for most of you guys, but I've never been happier with myself as far as a physical aspect goes. I'm gonna keep on the gravy train.
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>>41270150
I didn't realize uncanny valley was cross species.
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>>41278585
>chick is black

D R O P P E D
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>>41281533
Good for you anon from one twig to another keep working at it and hopefully we'll all make it.
And keep bulking.
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>>41270149
kek i was there for this one.
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>>41274311
>lol why are they arguing about the designated driver
>why not just run home

I have friends that do this
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>>41280394

Is that little Elliot Rodgers?
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>>41281533
you're supposed to count the bar. you got meme'd desu
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>>41270067
>tfw you will never reach juji tier natty
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>>41279498
>>41272658
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>>41281649
Thanks, man,
>>41281850
see pic related
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>>41273265
kek
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Will increasing my reps per set help me move up in weight on the bar, /fit/?
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>>41282513
>tfw when I posted a new thread as a reply
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>>41281533
anon how long was this? i started last week as a twig and i only lift 60 pounds counting the bar help pls
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FUCK YOU ALL. I CAME HERE TO LAUGH AND ALL I SEE ARE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF MANLETS. FUCK YOU. I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE SO FUCKING SHORT. I'M 5'8 AND I FEEL FUCKING TINY. EVERYWHERE I GO I SEE PEOPLE TALLER THAN ME. I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING MIDGET. I JUST CANNOT TAKE IT. THEN I COME HERE TO LAUGH AND FOR ADVICE ON WORKOUTS. EVERY FUCKING TIME I LOOK AT A THREAD I SEE "HAHAHAA MANLET" FUCK OFF! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THIS GODDAMN SHORT. NO ATTRACTIVE GIRL WILL EVER LIKE ME. I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE THE STRONGEST AND MOST DOMINANT MAN IN THE ROOM. I AM FOREVER STUCK IN THIS NIGHTMARE. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE MY BODY IS, THE FIRST THING PEOPLE WILL NOTICE IS MY ABYSMALLY SHORT HEIGHT. ALL YOU DO IS ENCOURAGE THIS SHIT. I WILL NEVER GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU
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>>41281533
Counting the bar is a meme developed from how many plates you lift, i.e. you bench one plate, but I'd try to convince you it's really 2 plates because one on each side, and another anon would come in and claim 3 plates because of the bar.

Most of the claims on here are bad estats, a one plate bench and lots of pull ups are both good. It's not great or amazing, just good. I would recommend you try to progress the intensity of the pull ups at least, either weight them or do archer or one arm pull ups or something like that.
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>>41282578
so this is the power of manlet rage
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>>41270089
Kek
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>>41282513
It used to be a common brogression was to start at a weight you could lift for 3 reps and keep at it until you can do about 8 reps, then move up and repeat. It works but it's inefficient, a barbell's chief strength is it's highly adjustable so allows stuff like linear progression and microloading.
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>>41282578
Dude I'm 5'8 and I could give a fuck less.
How about you work on that confidence instead of sperging out.
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>>41270039
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>>41282639
You're right... I just can't take the humiliation anymore. I hate being a manlet. I used to not care but over the past year it's been getting to me more and more.
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>>41278585
Fuck you cunts are painful.

Is it really that much word fuckery to get sex where you are.

I'd rather eat glass than put up with that.
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>>41281604

you're a faggot
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>>41282578
>>41282749
please go back to your containment thread >>41281318 and let the big boys talk here
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>>41283103
NIGGER LOVIN'
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>>41281533
>>41282589

If you decide to go weighted pulls ups, take progression slow. Your muscles might be able to handle 20-30 lbs right off the bat, but you're so fucked if your tendons can't.
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>>41282578
Does your gym keep you in the manlet pit?
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>>41280138
thats what made him able to slide idiot
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>>41274311
>technical fabrics
No way this ironic..because its not even real.
Pls tell me its not real
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>>41274044
It's hard to imagine being offended by being called a freakishly good example of something you're passionate about.
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>>41280362
kek, my group is 6'2" (me), 6'1", 6'1", 6'3" and 5'9"
it is hilarious
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>>41281604
Same desu
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>>41282578
Fucking manlets. When will they learn?
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>>41283179
BICEP CURLIN'
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>>41269789
same.

that line always gets me.
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>>41270067
wow, i just found my new role model.
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>>41272620
aiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>41287870
>no sips
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>>41288073
Sorry, old pic
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>>41270039
it's /fit/ HUMOR not /fit/ porn wtf my man
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>>41270067
Stop posting this attention whore.
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>>41274267
Stop making fun of reviewbrah
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>>41272658
Hardest I've laughed in ages
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>>41274202
>she accidentally brushes her chest against the back of my shoulders

The girl I liked is too tall for that.
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Anyone got the cap where someone posted a spidergirl pic and /fit/ went on to discuss the practical implications of dating a fucking spider? That shit had me rolling.
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>>41273257
that last response really triggers me
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>>41270067
I want him as my dad
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>>41273190
>this is what a lot of the people who've "broken out of DYEL" probably look like
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>>41290071
kek
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>>41289953
I'll take 'What is block working' for $500 please Alex
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>>41287870
where ya sips lad
>>
>>41280212
Fucking rekt
>>
>>41273677
>>41280227
It was the first shitpost, some say moot's ancestor helped write the letter
>>
I've often said this place would be the most hilarious place on the Internet if we knew what posters looked like.
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>>41270149
Full pics?
>>
anyone has the image of that thread where the guy did GOMAD without eating anything else?
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>>41281533
good job bro, keep going and you'll be a fully grown tree soon
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>>41274202
cringed so hard my dick fell off
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>>41270150
>Before we go any further
>This is me
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>>41272620
lmaooo
>>
>>41270207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
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>>41270227
kek fukkin saved
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>>41269987
Middle kek
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>>41272658
>>
>>41288073
>>41291814
newshit here
what are sips? google didn't work
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>>41292851
monster energy drink. There is a /sips/ general. It's a meme
>>
>>41270149

I'm so glad I was there to experience these glorious tits.

>>41270039

n-no homo
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>>41292915
i see
thanks
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>>41282559
OHP ~300 lbs with a single hand

dayum son
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>>41275211
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>>41269955
BRAVO HEIGHTFAGS
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>>41274246
That thread was fairly recent lol
>>
>>41288126
>filename

Kek. Have a (you)
>>
>>41270039
oh, no... so formidable.... can't fight back.... i'm totally being overpowered here, guys....... oh no he's got my boner in his deathgrip.... help....
>>
>>41273257
>correcthorse
>lurkvoter/wilherlmreich
thank you for letting me know these were not genuine, now I can sleep at night
>>
>>41272552
>>41272586
>implying either of you were even here back then
>>
>>41273677
it happened like last week got wikipedia banned in turkey
>>
>>41269611

I was in that thread. I remember it quite clearly... goddamn, I have indeed been on here too long.

I wonder if ginger is even a mod still.
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>>41270913
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>>41270109
What does motor oil have to do with /fit/ humor
>>
>>41272600
FUCKING THANK YOU I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS
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>>41288126
yea noshit its old

sip is newfag thing
>>
>>41282962
sour grapes
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>>41287870
fuck'n this, i even deadlift my pants up after i take a shit
>>
>>41280971
god i miss it so much
>>
>>41274149
>not being 5'3"
ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᶫᵉᵛᵉᶫ
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>>41274202
and then she bolted
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>>41280971
I miss /fitlit/ so much
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>>41282589
>Counting the bar is a meme developed from how many plates you lift, i.e. you bench one plate, but I'd try to convince you it's really 2 plates because one on each side,
that is 2 plates
what kind of logic is this?
>>
>>41293802
felix is peak trap performance.
>>
>>41282578
dude I'm 5'3" and it gives me perspective, and this teasing, that gives me more perspective, and then comments like this? it's easy to see
height does not matter as much as character and health
maybe bitches won't want you as much, but bitches can fuck themselves
if you're not the kind of man you want to be then it's not worth it, and if you can't live comfortably it's not worth it
and stressing about something you can't change? that's monumentally not worth it

although I'm pretty sure this is a copypasta so fuck you
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Not /fit/, I just wanted to post a woman getting powerbombed.

>>41269678
I could do that for dirt-cheap if I was crazy. In my area you can buy a box of 5 dozen eggs from Walmart for <$2.

>>41270039
>Country is homophobic as fuck
>Also has one of the gayest sports on the planet
>Get violently angry when anyone insinuates it's gay
Turkey is a mystery.
>>
>>41294534
2 plates implies 2 plates on each side dipshit
>>
>>41293954
>jealousy.jpg
>>
>>41272600
God 50g of protein and 3g of creatine a day for a 5kg cat. That's literally like taking 45g of creatine a day for a human
>>
>>41293945
Why do women always say sour grapes?
>>
>>41272600
does anyone know what ever happened to that cat?
>>
>>41288459

We're all attention whores, he's just one that's made it.
>>
>>41293934
Fuck, those are some nice traps though
>>
>>41287870
fark....i didn't even realize i was doing this until now
>>
>>41290071
tricepts...really....how virgin are you if you dont even know which muscles u use to jerk off...
>>
>>41294309

/fitlit/ and /mlpol/ were goddamn glorious spectacles to behold
>>
>>41274311
>>41274277
>>41274267
>>41274258
>>41274205

>BEING SO FUCKING SELF AWARE YOU CANT HAVE FUN OR ENJOY ANYTHING

this is why you're all fuck ups. just forget about your shit and have a good time my god.
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>>41293834
understated, underrated, but i got a kek for ya
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>>41279235
cry more crybabby nigger
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>>41270207
> tfw hits too close to home
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Based julius reporting in
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>>41271388
>>41273905
>>41278615
>>41281330

guessing it was this one
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>>41279874
>>
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>>41269987
That wasn't funny at all, and you tried to mix reddit meme with a /fit/ meme. 0/10, try again.
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>>41274166
Are you me?
>>
>>41272658
"She's no slob"
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>That guy who benches 2pl8 in sandals
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>>41296692
Thats 1pl8 you faggot. 135lbs. 1 plate
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>>41296721
Are you retarded, you mong?
>>
>>41296721
Look again you idiot, there are 4 plates on that bar
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>>41296721
looks like he has 2 45s on each side
>>
>>41274178
Ah yes. The Vitamin Avenger. Good story
>>
>>41271107
nice reference
>>
>>41278585
she looks like a swamp monster
Old Gregg
>>
>>41296560
fucking mega laff
>>
>>41273326
solid
>>
>>41294620
>5'3
Anon, 5'3 men don't exist. You must be a kid or medically diagnosed midget.
>>
>>41292829
I can't tell if this is shopped anymore
>>
>>41272600

cats die from kidneys failing eventually, this is fucked
>>
>>41273163

roid discussions are 100% people on roids telling each other it's totally healthy bro.
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>>41277866
>not saying "You're into my bonerparte?"

You fucked up son.
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>>41280212
>those tabs
based
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>>41293954
Kevin Muns
> very nice!!

> only comment without likes
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>>41296560
asians btfo until the end of time
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