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DOWNSIDES OF BEING FIT

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>get /fit/
>cousin says she'd fuck me wildly if I wasn't her cousin
>also referred to me as one of the few guys in her age range who are manly and that there should be more men like me

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
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Is she fit?
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>>41268917

Are you me anon? I have a similar story
>go from chunky dunky mode to 10% bf, 175 lbs with 1.5x BW bench, 2.4x BW squat, 3x BW DL
>havent seen cousin since like 10 yrs old, graduated uni now
>Cousin, (25) exclaims "omg" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm 17in biceps, "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw
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>>41268917
Is she hot?
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>>41270259
fuck your cousin :^)
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>>41268917
>>41270259
Fuck your cousin.
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>>41270259
I've read this before.
How often are you here?
How often am I here?
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>>41270259
>>41268917
Fuck your cousin
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It is literally not illegal to fuck your cousin.
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>>41268917
Fuck your cousin
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>>41268917
Cry more baby, this happens to people all the time.
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>>41270355
I've fucked my cousin. Was hot.
OP; fuck your cousin.
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You are not a truly /fit/ until you fuck your cousin.
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Fuck your cousin raw dog
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>>41268917
Yeah fuck your cousin
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Is sexing a cousin okay if she's adopted? A-asking for a f-ffriend.
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I finger banged one of my hot cousins back when we were in high school. She lived out of state, so it's not like we saw each other enough for it to be awkward.

Never fucked one, but I'd definitely do it if I could. My dad has 13 brothers and sisters, and damn near all my female cousins are both around my age, and range from 7/10 - 9/10. I've had several of them hold my hand when we walk down streets and generally feel me up, but I'm too autistic to do anything about it. The time I finger banged my cousin was when we were both completely drunk, so I had the liquid courage working in my favor.

Any tips on how I can bag some of my other hot cousins? Sounds weird, but I'm interested in other people's "success" stories in that area.
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>Making it
>Not fucking your cousin

Pick one
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>>41270438
just make sure nobody finds out.
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>>41268917
Fuck your cousin you doofus
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>>41270438
Cousins are only attractive to the desperate few who have no other contacts with the opposite sex.
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>>41270460
>the desperate few who have no other contacts with the opposite sex.

Buddy, I'm on 4chan. This describes my life perfectly.
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>>41268917
>chick drops the most point blank hint to end all hints
>4chin nerd doesn't act on it

Goddamn I hate this place. I hear these stories and just wanna kick you retard autists out of the way so you're not clogging up the pussy line with your dumb moves.

GTFO the way, other guys are trying to get laid here.
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>>41270512
Did you miss the part about where OP said it was his cousin?

Do you realize how hard it is to read signals like that from a relative?
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>>41270534
Relatives don't normally send those signals anon. I hate to break it to you but I think you may have married into yokels.
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Tell her that no one has to know if you fuck.

Do it!
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>>41268917
pics of your cousin faggit
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>>41268917
ITT:white ppl

don't fuck your cousin OPie
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>>41268917
Tell her two consenting adults can do whatever the fuck they want. It's just sex.

>Always get called to help people move
>514s don't fit anymore without a huge dick bulge on my leg
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>>41270602
Of course, nigs would be against incest. Whites actually have cousins worth fucking.
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>cousinposting is still a thing

solid
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>>41270616

>pic related is you to your cousin
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>>41270616
Hi, /pol/.
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>>41270616
the truth is my cousins live in africa, when I goto africa all grills their want to fugg me, I went to a village in togo that why sister was volunteering at for her doctorate and I literally got a marriage proposal

>my sister was jellymad
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>>41270657
"I'll take 'things that never happened' for 2000, Alex."
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When I was 9 I fucked my cousin for a year. AMA.
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>>41270768
is Brittneyposting the hot new meme?
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>>41270806
Probably just one autist.
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>>41270768
here is a knife I bought on the trip, it's all leather and metal, hand made, less than $20, and I probably paid more than I should have considering nothing there has price labels, the amount of people mirin was ungodly

lol you white bois don't understand how cucked you are, in most of the free world that isn't canada/us/uk/russia/japan and maybe some other top tier euro countries girls chase men. you should leave the country some tiem faggot, you don't even have to leave americas, if you don't believe me goto brazil and see how many women chase your cock
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>>41270860
I'm going to Iceland in June for a week, coming home for two weeks and then going to Finland (where my puukko which is superior to your African steel was made and saw combat in the ribs of a Russian in 1939) and Estonia for two weeks.
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>>41270259
A modern twist on a classic meme
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>>41271038
Indeed. I would liken his storytelling to a modern Dickens.
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OP better be fucking her right now or we'll all be disappointed.
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>>41270860
>>apefrica
>>brazil
>freeworld
Shieeeeeeeeeeet!
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>>41271158

Hi, /pol/!
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>>41270259
i jerked off because of your story anon, just wanted you to know
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>>41271171
>tfw I am shitposting while taking a break from my 24th 100,000 word incest novel.
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>>41271170
Hi nigger!
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>>41270768
cousin marriage is super common in mena
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>>41271222
We aren't talking about France
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>>41271240
oh its summertime already?
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>>41268917
>Nothing in common with my old friend group
>Slowly replacing them with gym buddies
>Feel shallow

>Live on college campus
>Constantly afraid that I'm going to be told I'm triggering someone when I talk about fitness with my friends
>Constantly getting glares from fatties when I talk about nutrition
>Waiting for the day when I'm going to have to fight a hambeast
>I'm not ready, they're too big

>Icebreaker games
>"Say your name, year in college, major, and something about you"
>Only interests are fitness now
>Just say that I built my computer as my "interesting fact"
>Don't even play vidya anymore
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>>41270346
It's a copypasta, bruv.
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>>41271295
>Icebreaker games
Hi, my name is anon! I like icecream and my favourite movie is Notebook
>cue sensible chuckling
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>>41268917
dude you're 100% in

fuck your cousin
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>>41268917

Do it.
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>own sister says she wants to see me shirtless, more

How is one supposed to react to this?
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>>41271295

Damn you must have had shitty friends
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>>41271510
Literally tell her to stop being a promiscuous whore.
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>>41271510
I think we all know the answer to this...
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>>41271170
Rot in hell, newfag.
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>>41270346
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>>41270558
why would you want to fuck your cousin

imagine if someone found out.
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>>41270438
If she's not blood related, fuck yea dude
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>>41270259
plz go Jeff.
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>>41271510
J-J-JAM IT IN
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>>41271510
How did you react when she said it?
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>>41270355
Not even illegal to fuck your sister / parent / kid if you're both consenting adults.

It is either illegal or unethical however to procreate with anything that isn't at least a cousin or further away from you.
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>>41271510
>How is one supposed to react to this?
Did you try with

>y-you too
Just play it off as wanting something nice to look at. Compare it to art, like you can listen to beautiful music without having to dance to it.
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>Be 26
>start gym, break up with fatty gf
>Be 28, fit and still single
>met a forensic lady, 40
>sleep with her
>latina coworker 24 is attracted to me, sleep with her
>boss 39 has a crush on me, sleep with her
>stoner coworker 26 has had her eye on me, haven't jumped on the chance because boss is crushing on me hard
>a new girl that doesn't know anything asked boss if i was single.

Dont shit where you eat
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>>41268917
So what's the downside?
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>>41272807
you lost me
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>freinds/random people touching and feeling up my muscles

i didnt ask for this, cant wait for winter so i can wear hoodies
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>>41268917
That's nothing OP, I woke up to my cousin fondling me one time
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>>41268917
Ugly/fat women got super rapey since I look somewhat good.
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>>41268917
You know what you need to do anon
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>>41268917
iktf OP
We ended up getting drunk and fucking, no real regrets because she's pretty hot. I just hope she never fucks me over by telling people
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>>41270616
Fucking kys yourself
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>>41270487
kekd and then felt sad
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>>41272609
Clearly you haven't seen my cousin.
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>>41273620
>leld
good advice anon chan
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>>41273620
I know this feel. There are 4 attractive women in my office and I've banged 3 of them. Got ED with the roastie when banging her for the second time now(first time sober) because her vagoo was blown out. It's pretty damn awkward.
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Once fingered my cousin while she jerked me off. I didn't blow cos she stopped cos of nerves I'm guessing. Blew the biggest load of my life in the toilet bowl when she left
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>>41270768
Who is this semen demon?
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>>41273989
>tfw statistically a woman would have had to fuck over 1000 guys for her to possibly be stretched

have you tried jelqing?
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>marry your first cousin and have retarded inbred children with her
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>>41270438
Nothing wrong with fucking your cousin. Just don't breed with them.
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>>41271295
>Constantly afraid that I'm going to be told I'm triggering someone when I talk about fitness with my friends
>Constantly getting glares from fatties when I talk about nutrition

I don't see how that's a bad thing
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>>41271510
Just don't breed with her and don't marry her. Same to all you wanna be cousin fuckers. It's not a challenging conundrum.
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>Had to get rid of tons of my old clothes that I liked because they don't fit anymore

It feels really good putting on a shirt and suddenly it's too tight. It's concrete proof that you've grown. But then I can't go out wearing a skin tight shirt so I have to get rid of it, which means I have to buy new shirts.
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>>41274082
>tripfag """humor"""

I mean blown out as in roast beef curtains destroyed by child birth. It was nasty looking and turned me off. Had nothing to do with sensation.
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>>41271510
i think you know
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>>41274415
Idk dude fucking your sister is pretty fucked up, cousins can be ok in my book (just don't breed as you said) if you didn't really grow up with em, but you most likely lived with your sister for the better part of your early life.
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>>41273536
>illegal or unethical however to procreate with anything that isn't at least a cousin or further away

in all the cases that I am aware of of incest that happened the couple won by stating that they are indeed in love with eachother, very similiar to cases of teachers having a relationship with a pupil where the court let them go if they state they are infact in love.

there is nothing unethical either, you have a 10% chance to a disorder. this chance can be much higher for unrelated partners if one of them has a genetic disorder and none of them are prohibited from procreating.

the laws exist, first and foremost, to protect people from sexual abuse, since a court process is ineveditable, any potential victim will get the chance to speak up and be protected. this is why it is so similiar to cases of teachers sleeping with pupils.
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>>41274426
>It was nasty looking and turned me off. Had nothing to do with sensation.
>calls me a fag

just close your fucking eyes dude, you are complaining that a tight vagina looks bad, ffs turn off the lights lil homo
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Humble bragging Dyels: The Thread
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>>41274547
I agree with you, but I'm not here to pass judgement on another's situation, especially when there isn't a very good argument against it once you've taken marriage/dating and breeding out of the picture.
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>>41271510
Insert
>I-I'm "bulking"
pasta here
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>>41274582
post body
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>>41271038
>classic

Newfag
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>>41271510
dont fuck her
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>/fit/ is full of cousin fuckers
Color me surprised
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>>41275021
>wannabe cousin fuckers
ftfy, we're too autistic to make a move
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>>41270635
>person makes an insult about whites
>person insults blacks back
>you get triggered

You can dish it but you can't take it pussy?
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>>41275155
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>>41275173
>joke
vs
>insult
&
>racial slur

nice false equivalency, please cry more about how whites are oppressed
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>>41275013
you some kind of faggot brah?
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>>41274872
my downsides:
- gym and food cost money
- weights are heavy
- no one gives a shit if i have visible muscles or not
- i have to read made up stories and endure being called a dyel
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>>41275204
ur not even black tho
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Before I was fit I could eat whatever I wanted in unlimited amounts completely guilt-free. Chocolate, ice-cream, fucking blocks of cheese. I hated my body but I enjoyed food unconditionally.

Now I can still eat junk from time to time, but can never just lose myself and enjoy it like I could before.
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>>41275253
>obviously hasen't seen my dick pics floating around /fit/

boi my mom is darker than wesley snipes
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>>41268917
I would instantly respond with something like "it's not fucking if you don't get pregnant" because I'm a dog with little self control.
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>>41270775
I'll bite
But how did you last for an entire year? I can only go for half an hour at most.
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>mired on by coworkers boss and waitresses
>none of my old clothes fit
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>>41268917
>cousin says she'd fuck me wildly if I wasn't her cousin
>also referred to me as one of the few guys in her age range who are manly and that there should be more men like me
This didn't happen.
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>>41275278
That must have been terrible wile growing up :(
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>>41268917
>Be me 21
>Go visit uncle/aunt/cousin and nephew abroad
>Cousin is 18, constantly flirting with me
>Can't really stop her because she's hot abd I like the attention but didn't reply to it
>2nd to last day she had a pre-party at her house and then wanted to go out, asked if I wanted to come along
>Basicly got shitfaced in the living area with 5 18yo qts
>Convo started going about sex
>They soon realise I'm more experienced than them abd start questionibg me out
>Constantly tell me I look hot etc, teasing my cousin
>Uncle overheard this
>Basicly he heard me tell all these young girls about all the girls I fucked and ungodly things I did to them
>At the party they all flawk to me
>Only because I'm foreign, older and /fit/
>Late in the evening cousib starts grinding me for 20 mins straight
>I'm shitfaced
>Go outside abd talk a bit
>Tells me the only reason she didn't jump my bones is because we're related
>Laugh it off, continue to party
>Come home and sit together in the couch
>She tries to kiss me but I pull away, really wanted to fuck her at this point but I guess I have atleast some good values
>Fall asleep in eachothers arms
>Get woken up by uncle
>Everyone acts like nothibg happened
>8 months later my uncle still hasn't called or e-mailed me
>Used to be in touch weekly

I think I fucked up even thou I didn't fuck. The disdain in his eyes when we talked about sex was immense.
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>>41275468
not really, in this day and age money matters more than race and my dad is engineer with a masters and his own company and my mom makes 6 figures on her own

:^)
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>Get her a bit buzzed
>Romantic night
>???
>Bang your cousin

You need to give her an "excuse" to do it, she wants to but her you're cousins and she knows it's taboo so if you give her something to fall back on like "it wasn't my fault, I was drunk and we're just cousins" she'll do it way more willingly. It's not about the alcohol or her being drunk, it's about her not being responsible. It's not hard
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>>41275225
>- no one gives a shit if i have visible muscles or not
I do. Nice body anon.

But seriously, I do get treated differently since I got fit.
I work local IT in a big ass company, mostly doing server and networking stuff but if someone has hardware problems they call us since our level 1 support is outsourced.
Its not hard to stick out in the IT department, I am barely ottermode but everyone else is scrawny as fuck or fat.
Bottom line is that I get called disproportionally often by female coworkers.
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>>41275204
>racial slurs arent funny
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>>41275544
Well, maybe you're just, you know, handsome or something?
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>>41268917
Lol stay away from that crazy bullet OP
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Wait, so fucking cousins is wrong?
Isn't that what they're for...?
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>lost my virginity to step-sister when i was 14 (she was 17, dad remarried)
>we kept having sex for a few months before she went off to college
>when she came back she said it was a mistake and could never happen again
>tfw i tell people i lost my virginity to a random girl i met at a party when i was 16
don't shit where you sleep either :(
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>>41275622
My first kiss was with my cousin
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>>41275492
So what you're telling me is that if your parents arnt degenerate and work hard that they experience less racism?

Someone to should tell BLM
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>>41271510
DO IT PUSSY.
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>>41275474
Son you done goofed. You didnt even fug. Should have fucked that 18yo ass when you had the chance.
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>>41275584
I am handsome, but getting fit made me that way.
I was an ugly, insecure neckbeard before I started taking care of myself.
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>>41270259
>all these fucking newfags replying to this solid post
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>>41271214
>hey look mom, I said nigger on the internet again?
>w-when is d-dad coming home again?
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>>41276016
"Daddy isn't coming back, but meet your new daddy, Tyshellvon."
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>>41275225
Jesus, we have the exact same skin color, frame, and even chest hair. If I ever make it I'm going to look exactly like you haha.
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>>41275225
>>41276119
I also find it hard to believe no one cares about your muscles. My arms aren't even at your level yet and I get comments on them a lot (although from more guys vs. girls than I'd like to admit).
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>>41270259
kek
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>>41275013
fuck off
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>>41270400
>>41270433
>>41270398
>>41270382
>>41270358
>>41270355
>>41270347
>>41270341
>>41271481
>>41271499
All this samefaggery

Cancer.

OP if you have any moral fibers at all, don't fuck your cousin.
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>>41275522
This
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>>41273620
I shit in my food so I don't lose any calories
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>>41270259
'solid'
this meme is too old now...
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>>41276301
>t. low T beta
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>>41276681
>not being an immoral degenerate and fucking your cousin
>beta

Only betas here are fags like you with no morals.
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>>41276816
Sex has been reduced to a social activity thanks to all the contraceptives. He can fuck his cousin, sister, mom or whoever else he wants so long as they consent. Humans aren't monogamous creatures by nature but for some reason we try to force ourselves to be.

At any rate, I'm not going to let some fantasy novel character tell me how to live my life correctly. Though I will admit the Bible is a good source of stories to construct good moral fiber. But they are just fanciful stories and should be seen as such.
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>>41277473
The alternative is a decadent society.
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>>41277473
Woah brother I never asked for that paragraph.

I'm not here to confirm your stupid beliefs so you can feel better about doing them.

The Bible is the truth and way, and what you suggest is utter degeneracy, and will lead to destruction, mentally, and physically.
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>>41279582
Listen to the cross poster, if we start banging cousins we will be no different than muzzies
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>>41278211
thank you for posting this
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>>41270775
Yup. Honesty if they just went to ethnic restaurants once in a while the owners would occassionaly propose their daughters.

T. Lived in poor asia for 5 years and got tons of offers
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>>41270259
Bringing it back, keep this meme alive
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>>41275021
They're are a lot of pajeets and arabs here.
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It's legal for me to marry my cousin so why shouldn't I be allowed to fuck her, explain this to me (first world btw)
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>>41279709
According to society's standards and beliefs, this is correct.
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>>41268917
How hot is your cousin?
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>>41270775
Yup. Honesty if they just went to ethnic restaurants once in a while the owners would occassionaly propose their daughters.

T. Lived in poor asia for 5 years and got tons of offers
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>>41276301

...And exactly what is immoral about getting with your cousin?
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>>41268917
1st or 2nd cousin?
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>>41270259
What a bitch, don't do it
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>>41275622
Fucking your cousins is a bad idea. Awkward family gatherings, etc.

Impregnating your cousins is the real concern, however.
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>>41270860
I don't know what part of Brazil you've been to, but here in the South women don't do that. Most people in the south are eurodescendents, though, don't know about them nigs in the north
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>>41276016
>>w-when is d-dad coming home again?
>tfw not a nigger and don't have to ask this question
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>>41281886
>tfw I'm black and this made me chuckle to myself
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>>41274564
I feel like you've never had sex. Or if you did, it's been a while since you're fat and unattractive now
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>>41275492
your parents are this successful but here you are, posting on an anonymous Cambodian transgender trafficking forum all day. Absolutely amazing
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>>41274423
Be confident own that shit. Who cares if your showing off your body? People only say things if they are jealous.
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>>41279779
Ok Cletus
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>>41277473
You are grossly oversimplifying things

>little source of stories to construct a moral fiber
literally not the point
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>>41276119
out of curiosity, where are you from?
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>>41279582
Where does the bible say "no cousin marriage?"

This is my problem with you bible retards; I don't hate your book, I hate the stupid shit you make up and claim the book told you.
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>>41271198
dat pic. made me chuckle
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>>41286400
>filename
Hes from poland
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>>41275204
nigger
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>>41275204
this is 4chan nigger nigger will always be funny newnigger go to nigger reddit if you want non-nigger humor you nigger
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>>41274564
>offended by "tripfag"
how much of a newfag are you?
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>>41271198
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>>41270602
You were either born upper middle black with a mother and father or you are mixed race or both.
The reason I say this, is it common for blacks to fuck their cousins because they have so many.
I have like an honorary degree in American hood black culture. In elementary and part of high school I was one of the only white people in my classes.
In elementary for a while I only had black friends so we grew up together.
This is real hood black too, where today 8 out of 10 of the kids I grew up with it are locked up for some real nigga shit.

It was common for the girls to be pregnant at 14. And they keep having kids, grandmother raises the kid, grandmother is usually only 30 ala a good age for women to actually raise kids.

The point of that blog post, is to explain to you I am more "black" than you even tho I am a beautiful white male.

Now blacks also become sexually active at a very young age. Like 3rd grade. I didn't give a fuck about girls at that age but they were constantly trying to get laid and many lost their virginity at that age..

They are also always raised by single mothers 'baby mama' because they have to man to tell them how to behave and treat women and whats right and wrong.
They would constantly end up fucking and impregnating their cousins,
Either first, second or third.
Black people have a million cousins in the hood so it's common..

So I hope we cleared this up.
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>>41270616
Now this is either world class subtle bait.
Or you have legit caught the internet induced mind virus.
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>>41268917
now that you are somewhat educated regarding diet, it fucking kills me having to listen to normies talking about food.

I swear to god, the next time i hear my coworkers talking about this new cool diet or diet pills ill fucking kill myself
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>>41268917
reply:
>there'd be a layer of latex separating us, shortstuff.
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>>41271510
Walk around shirtless more.

Then fuck your sister
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>>41286484
Leviticus 18:6 - None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I [am] the LORD.

Deuteronomy 27:22 - Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.

Leviticus 18:7 - The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

Leviticus 20:17 - And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

Furthermore, in many States, as well as some European countries, having sexual relations with your cousin is illegal, and God tells us to be subject to the laws of the nation, so long as they are just.

Romans 13:1-6 - Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
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>>41288136
All old testament bullshit. Cant wear more than one type of fabric at a time either. Good Christian fags know to listen to the blood and the words in red
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>>41288136
>rules that literally only apply to kikes wandering the dessert
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>>41271531
At least he has friends D------:
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>>41270558

Some family members give compliments more freely and are more touchy feely because they grew up together. Women are almost always more 'flirtatious' with 'safe' interactions. It's like practice for them or something.
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>>41288403
>>41288427
>Romans is old testament.

If the law prohibits it, you shall not do it.
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What is it with Americans and fucking their cousins?

Never ever heard anyone even consider it where I'm from
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>>41270259
>Flexed a 'cep
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