>that one guy at the gym

>>41243771
>that whey at the market

>that cuck in the shed

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>>41243771
>that one little turd in the middle of the squat rack

>>41243771
>those basketball shorts on that guy.

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>somebody forgot to close the manlet pit hatch
>we had to call the manlet exterminators
>they say the manlets have gotten into the walls and the hole place has to be renovated

>>41244278
>that C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

>the left-over ass sweat on that bench

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>that one guy with a flask of whiskey

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>>41243771


>50s
>skinny fat
>size 5x tank, everyday
>moobs are routinely exposed
>stands in front of dumbbell racks with hands on hips
>smells like onions
>reserves equipment "let me get that after you, don't let anyone else work in yeah?"

>>41243771
>that guy who breathes between reps

>>41244278
>tfw fed up with having to carry the average sized gym goers via manlet chariot
>arrange to make a formal complaint
>too short to reach reception bell, no one can hear what I'm saying way down here
time to find a new gym?

>>41243771
I legit thought the meme of niggas coming in with those oversized ball caps and curling and benching for a few minutes before leaving was just a meme

But it fucking happened. I actually fucking saw it with my own eyes today

>>41244426
>manlet chariot
had a good kek. thanks anon, i might not kill myself today

>that guy who grunts every rep doing cheat curls

>>41243771
>that guy who lifts between sips

>that guy who plays sudoku on his phone between sets

>>41244499
Same. They came in, curled 15lbs to failure with every freeweight and machine they could, and left.

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>Being that one guy at the gym

>that guy who stares at the ground in between sets

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>>41243771

hah, that's me. I'm that guy.

>>41244414
Let's settle this for all. How small is Manlet?

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>>41246228
< 6'3 is manlet
> 6'3 is lanklet
6'3 is the perfect male height

>that one guy playing Russian roulette in between sets

>>41247085
i know you are being a memester except this
> 6'3 is the perfect male
but i literally today heard a girl say "you're very tall" to someone who looked about 6'1

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>>41246118
Lmao me AF

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>that one guy that makes link sounds

>>41243771
>the guy who whistles
>the guy who sings out of tune because he has headphones in
>that guy who constantly clears his throat
>that guy who deads 255 with bad form and drops the weights
>that guy who refused to acknowledge others existence even if nodded or casually waved at
>that guy who wears the same red basketball shorts to the gym everyday
This is all one person.

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>that group of children that are mates arrives
>suddenly every bench has an iphone 5c and a pair of headphones on it

>incline bench press
>does it anyway

>>41249142
That guy's you isnt it ?

>>41250472
No, some faggot who works out in my gym

>>41250380
>landmine press
>he doesn't even pay the property tax

>that guy who gets picked up by his mum

>>41244360
What if I'm an alcoholic but I'm not a pussy and beer has too mant carbs?

>>41243771
>he always has 15 minute stories to tell and you dont know how to tell him you just want to work out and leave without hurting his feelings so you stand there and feign interest until he moves on to the next victim

>>41246100
where the fuck am i supposed to stare?

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>>41243771
>That turbo manlet at the gym

>Some fat old dude with a 20-29 y/o haircut spray tain looking like a fucking carrot wearing a stringe and basketbal shorts over a regular adidas tracksuit bottom and literly talks with everyone and make most awkward comments about some girl that is 2x younger then him while beeing 5ft away from them.

NO FUCKING JOKE
there is some old dude who does this everytime at my gym.

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>That guy who works out at the gym

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>Going to a gym that allows males

lol

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>>41243771
>tfw that's me

>>41243771
>that guy who ONLY does squats & deads
I'm going 2 years now almost every day, and I see him always squatting, wtf?

>>41243771
>that middle eastern guy who somehow shows up literally every time you go to the gym
>he follows you around each exercise, staying one machine/rack away and glares at you in the mirror
>even when you go in the yoga room he follows
>he's also a manlet and smelly
He's legit made me cut my workouts short sometimes, is this a irl gains goblin?

>>41253012
Ask him what's up?

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>that girl who runs on a treadmill at the gym

>>41253058
so, all of them?

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>that guy who farted during a rep

>>41249142
>the guy who whistles
thats me

>the fat woman on the torso rotation machine

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>that one guy at the gym

>>41243815
I bet he had matching shoes too

>that guy who stares at all the girls in the gym and wonder what it would be like to have them as their gf

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>>41244389
bitch would be 10/10 blonde if she wouldn't be fat. Look at the guy's face
>internet told me white women loved bbc
>this isn't what i was expecting.

>>41249142
>>that guy who constantly clears his throat
What if i have throat cancer you inconsiderate fuck? Ever thought i want to meet Zyzz ripped?

>>41253972
>implying anything after pure isn't degenrate

>>41253926
That's me

>that one asian dude who curls 20 lbs with the ez barbell and takes 20 minutes in between sets

>that guy who walks aimlessly around the gym between sets

>That guy who farted because the gym was empty but you walk in and you smell it and then everyone pretends nothing happened.

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>those damn gym seagulls

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The obese older non-white woman on an ab machine.

>>41249142
>>that guy who refused to acknowledge others existence even if nodded or casually waved at
That's probably me. I have terrible eyesight and when I'm not 100% sure if it's directed at me I'll ignore it I'd rather be rude then be autismo-no-one-waved-at-you.

>>41243771
I've never been inside of a gym and don't know the machines or form at all

Wat do when inside of gym?
Wat not do

>>41254398
pick up weight
put weight down

>>41252019
At bitches sweaty cootches you stupid gay

>>41243771
>Im that guy at the gym

>>41253302
That was me
I hope you smelled my glory in the fullest

>>41254980
You should be lucky I'm alive. You made me drop the barbell on myself and I had to clean the cum out of my pants.

>>41254054
that's me, randomly go up and down

>>41254054
Fuck that guy. Makes me anxious as fuck.

>>41250380
Decline*

Congrats u ruined a joke

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>>41243771
>that guy who brings his twelve year old son to the gym with him.

>>41257267
What's wrong with this?

>>41257267
sounds like a based dad to me

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>>41243771
>that guy who get's a sip at the water fountain between every single set

That's me

>>41257331
Hydration is important!

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>>41257267
>That guy that fucks his 12 year old son in the gym

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>>41257357
>that guy that lets you fuck his 12 year old son

>>41257316
>>41257328
No compound lifts, just meme ab exercises and cardio.

>>41244278
>ever opening the manlet hatch to begin with

>>41243771
>the old guy who does elbow-supported 1/2 ROM momentum curls and tricep kickbacks that are more pendulum swings.
>the guy wearing headphones who sings alimony to his shitty rap before his dumbbell set to get amped up
>the gay couple who squat 95lbs and then curl in the squat rack.
>the tall blonde qt who actually works out for real (but has shit squat form) wears headphones and keeps to herself.

>That guy who breathes loudly through his teeth and sounds like a steam engine
>That guy who wears huge jordans, really tight joggers, two polos w/ the collar popped, and a snapback
what the fuck man

There is a guy who brings his baby to the gym. Baby is in one of those carrying basket things. He puts it on the ground in the middle of the floor next to the cable machines and talks to it while doing sets. Weirdest shit. Dude is YOKED.

>>41257529
That kid's gonna be great