what does it take to have a /fit/ gf ?

1) be fit
2) not have assburgers

>>41238806
ALPHA GENETICS or BETA BUX

>>41238806
Work on yourself and lived a balanced lifestyle, this includes the following

1. Exercise
2. Socialising
3. Get some sun each day
4. Eat well, it's what keeps you going
5. Don't masturbate any more than once a week, just enough to keep your prostate healthy.
6. Don't be a beta
7. Don't discuss politics, its too polarising these days
8. Don't tell people you're a virgin
9. Don't be insecure, quite possibly an impossible standard, but the key is to confront your issues like a train against a parked car.

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>>41238817
>2) not have assburgers

fuck

>>41238842
>but the key is to confront your issues like a train against a parked car.

Didn't understand that metaphor, anon.

>>41238963
Your issues, wreck 'em

>>41238997
what did he mean by this

>>41238842
>3. Get some sun each day
Living in Ireland sucks.

>>41238806
CUTE

>>41238963
It means confront things head on instead of suppressing them / trying to sneak round them in the hope that they will go away by themselves

>>41239029
There's no sun in Ireland? No wonder you have so many famines.