>Oh, hi >How can i help you today, anon?

need some sc00ps

HEY PIANO MAN
HAD A ROUGH DAY,
MAKE ME A SHAKE BROTHER?
5 SCOOPS BABY COME ON

>>41238760
umm Im Kinda Trying to get big

ummm Could i Get 2 uhh make that 4 scoopz please

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>>41238852
>>41238829
4-5 scoops? what are you, some kind of fag?

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET BIG? GODDAMMIT

>>41238875
THROW IN AS MANY SCOOPS AS I CAN HANDLE RICH

I
WANT
TO
GET
BIG

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How do I get big in 6 months

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>>41238881
let me check one minute, just how much scoops do we have in our inventory

>>41238889

Can I buy 1488 scoops?

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>>41238902
what did i told you of leaving your board, /pol/?

>>41238916

I can go where I want (((scoop merchant)))

>>41238885

You don't. 3 years minimum.

>>41238928
>merchant
a merchant buys and sells wares producing nothing and receiving profit for it.

the piana man creates products to be bought

some of which are scoops

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>>41238928

GOTTA FUCK A CHICK WITH A DICK TO CONFUSE THE SEXUALITY, RIGHT BABE?

>>41238931
this.

and go see a chiropractor as well, looks like you got scoliosis from the front you sp00ky little man

>>41238760
I want to leave humanity behind?
What do you have thar will allow me to run a 4 minute mile and deadlift 600lbs without breaking a sweat.

>>41238885
buy mutant mass!

Can someone explain the Rich Piana memes to me? I missed them somehow

>>41238760
Add 2 scoops of asbestos powder

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>>41238760

Lord Rich i want a 2 finger planche

>>41239054
>explain the Rich Piana memes
it's funny

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>>41239054
Lurk more. GOD DAMMIT!

>>41239054
some malcolm in the middle extra shilled his youtube channel all over /fit/ for a few months and gained a following

he has famous catchphrases such as:
multiple scoops!
hurry up!
a percentile!

really quite an interesting charcter and definitely a role model to aspire towards

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>>41239100
I laughed

>>41239071
> uses 4 fingers

you degenerate fuckhead, can you count ?

>>41238987
Dont fucking talk to me bro, im here to train.

>>41239071
jewish nose though

>>41238885

you eat a lot. if you're on roids it will turn to muscle, if you're not it will turn to mostly fat. The problem isn't with the above, it's with your stupid goal.