your Chad moments

>>41234464
Ate pizza yesterday.

>at convenience store
>buying milk
>qt at the register
>her hand grazes mine when I get my change

lifting had made me an alpha, lads

>>41234486
Similar story here bro
>buying groceries
>cute cashier
>tells me to have a nice day

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>>41234464
I fugged a qt Canadian philipina model in Los Angeles in the airbnb she rented when she visited California.

>used to be guildies on an MMO we both used to play and kept in touch.

>randomly started texting and catching up. tells me she's visiting my state

>decide on meeting up and arranged for me to pick her up from airport

>let's me defile her body that same night. essentially kicks me out the next day. haven't talked since

Still can't believe it lads.

I've cuckolded like 4 guys

>>41234464
>walk to my local community college because I want to take a BS course to get laid since I'm a virgin at 30
>but I'm fit now
>front desk tells me "how can I help you today"

I think I made it /fit/

>be me
>19 frosh in college
>getting drunk at party hosted by school rowing team
>girl iv'e had crush on since highschool is there
>she's started making flirty comments towards me ever since I got fit over the summer and grew a beard
>she has a boyfriend tho so iv'e pretty much moved on by this point
>catch her eyes half way through the party and walk over from my group of friends
>ask her how's she been and chat to her about classes and surprisingly we have a good convo
>get progressively more drunk and start dancing in the kitchen of the house like an idiot with her
>at one point I say "I really need to kiss you right now" and just do it and she fucking leans in
>tells me she can't go further because she has bf
> dont really care and go talk to other sloots

It might not be much to you guys but I was a huge spaz from the ages 13-19 so doing something like that really put me over the moon

>at party
>somehow end up on the sofa making out with one girl and fingering another one
>one is a girl I had a crush on for years
>the other is a girl who I thought as so far out of my reach I couldn't ever imagine even talking to her
>alternate between the two of them the whole night
>they get catty and competetive over me
>basically have a choice between 2 8/10 qts like picking out candy at a store
>end up hanging out with one of them for a few weeks afterwards and gf her

I still regret not going for the girl I didn't pick, but the one I ended up with was being way more assertive. Still, crazy in bed, probably best sex I've ever had.

Funny thing is I was a virgin who only kissed 2 girls up to that point (was 19). The starts must've fucking aligned or something, I was never able to replicate that.

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>send pictures of myself shirtless to girls
>get called hot and sexy
Feelsgoodman

>Be me
>Never had a relationship and still a virgin
>Going out of town and share hotel room with friend
>Friend's girlfriend tagged along at the last minute and neither asked me if it's ok for her to come with
>I hear them having sex in the shower in the hotel I paid for in the middle of the night
>Didn't cry

I'm making it anon.

So my thing is, if im ever hanging out with a cutie that im genuinely interested in, i fuck it up. I can never keep conversation going and they lose interest.

If i want to get laid or practice my moves, its genuinely not hard because there are girls who show interest, but these girls arent ones i consider particularly interesting or desire fucking. Im so comfortable and feel like a chad around them because i dont want to fuck them, but when im around chicks im actually attracted to, i choke.

Wat do?

Keep in mind, im a decent looking guy face-wise. Im skinnyfat but having been progressively improving on my lifts and my noob-gains are beginning to show. Girls i consider 6-8 out of ten have shown interest, but its pretty much over once we hang out.

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>>41234464
people regularly ask if they can touch my arms. AT LEAST twice a day i get complented on my GAINZ and ive only been working out for 5 months. ive made sooooo much fucking progress, i can cuel 50 lbs and bench 190 etc and im new af. feelsgoodman. one stacy even tried to put her hand around my arm and was HELLA impressed that she cant even get her hand 1/3 around my arm

>>41234464

Not mine but a friends that was funny. Happened years ago but I'll always remember this.

>Hanging out talking to my buddy behind school waiting for it to open
>Group of black guys we know come walking up
>They throw a pepsi bottle
>Lands at our feet but doesnt explode
>He gets a pissed off look on his face and picks it up
>Storms off over to them before I can even process what was going on
>He says "hey did one of you niggers drop this?"
>They all shit themselves "N-n-o sir"
>They scatter
>"Yeah thats what I fucking thought"
>Turns around to me who was standing next to him at this moment
>"so anyway bro as I was saying"
>Everyone who was watching busts out laughing

Thats how alphas act.

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once at the gym i was doing squats with my friend and this guy came up to me to compliment my tattoo and ask where i got it. he was a cute af hispanic guy, very fit.

best day ever :)

>>41235000
I think you forgot, you see I didn't cry

also checked.

>>41235034
Wow, that's not alpha, that's just insensitive

>>41234949
Implant in your mind that you're good enough. You don't have to be perfect, just better than the other shitlords that are around. You're good enough to date a hot chick, if one happens to not like you, you're probably just not her type or she's in a bad mood or you remind her of her brother etc.

Make the initial effort and follow mutual attraction, but no need to spend extra energy if she's not digging it. You're good enough for her or anyone, but you're after true connection which comes from both directions.

If you can't convince yourself you're good enough, work on yourself until you are, and use the ones you are good enough for to further develop. If you don't truly believe you're good enough, she probably won't believe it either.

>>41234464
>step into the gym
>accidentally trip and fall into the manlet pit
>gym stuff come and rescue me since I'm a chad

>>41234707

I know that feel man.
I made out with a girl I had a crush on for like 3 years in the summer before leaving for college.
Felt real good and is one of my favorite memories even though I lost contact with her soon after (I went out of state)

>"I really need to kiss you right now"
Sounds alpha, proud of you famlam

>>41235034
things that didn't happen

A girl and her friend comes to me and says that her friend likes me. Both girls were like 6-7/10 and I told them to go fuck themselves

>tfw when alpha af

>>41235034
wow, racist much?

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>>41234464

I fucked my gf this morning after my sips

>>41235970
>not taking an after sex sip

Never gonna make it

I am very good looking but Ive always been DYEL. Also I am charismatic and never had to approach girls. Girls approach me. Started lifting 3 weeks ago to look like a god.

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> Be 5'6"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

>>41234464
>be 18 year old me in a relationship with a cutie
>still fancy fucking this classmate of mine
>one day she was sitting next to me and I just couldn't resist the hornyness and I just randomly started touching her leg
>she was into it! Didn't even flinch and gave me a naughty look
>I was amazed that worked
>she sucked my dick after school

ended up being with both my gf and my classmate, my gf didn't know about it, my classmate didn't give a fuck I was in a relationship, she just wanted to have fun. Best time of my life.

Happened an hour ago

Just finished sober broing for a fraternity event at a bar. Was walking past a group of black chicks when I hear them start giggling and saying that I'm thicc as fuck. Felt good man

>>41234486
>>41234524
We're all gonna make it. You guys give me hope

>be me, ripped skinnyfag
>145 lbs, but lean
>grill who has had a crush on me invites me out for her birthday
>ugly beta dadbod is trying to hit on her all night but she's not into it
>he sees my biceps (small, but very defined) and is visibly jelly
>i end up fucking her
>he mad

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>be me, horny and in good shape, but autism, so spend a lot of time on the internet
>on this video cam chat site
>meet qt korean gril who happens to live in my area
>show her my bananner
>she literally falls out of her chair at the size of it
>we meet up the next day in person
>she's into animu, has a bunch of weeaboo friends (who all have a crush on her)
>they all have the weakest most beta handshakes. sweaty, limp, soggy hands. they can't maintain eye contact with me
>alphamale.mp4
>i bang
>they talk shit about me

>be me 3 years ago
>go to Ultra Music Festival in Miami with a bunch of friends
>rented a big house with a pool and jacuzzi in the back
>1st day of festival it starts to fucking rain with strong winds
>starts to get cold and every chick wearing rave outfits (read: bikinis)
>camp out in a small ass tent with hundreds of other people
>end up touching skin to skin with thicc brunette girl
>shes with two other girls they all look young, dont have wristbands so I know their not 21 yet
>"you're really warm"
>me rolling hard puts my arm around her opposite shoulder and start rubbing her
>"hows that?"
>"mmhhmm" as she faces me and puts her head toward my chest
>i pull her in and i see her turn to the side and wink to her friends
>our group decides to chill together
>i find out she's local and they'd have to drive pretty far back while cracked out
>offer for them to chill at our place
>we end up in the jacuzzi and feeling her up under the bubbles
>fuck her like an animal that night
>ask her how old she was after
>asks me to guess
>turns out it was her 16th bday that weekend
>mfw I realize UMF didn't have an age requirement
>fuck her again the next two days anyway

one of the best sex ive ever had desu

>>41234464
>tfw my drunk alter ego is Chad.
>sober I am barely Brad.
While drunk I can literally just pull a chick hovering around in my presence and kiss her with 100% success thus far, but sober my confidence is at a barely average.
Was ugly untill 15, so no chad from birth confidence.

>>41234486
>>41234524
Please, at grocery store, cashier talks to young guy next to me, doesn't even look or speak to me the whole time, stares longingly as he walks off.
Tfw you're so attractive girls are intimidated by it.

>>41234486
>>41234524
>>41236577
Am I being trolled?
I thought all cashiers respond like this?

>>41235034
Time for bed, Timmy

>>41234949
Nigga I'm in the same boat but remember, conversations are a two-way street. It's not just up to you to keep the conversation going. The pressure is on both people to come up with something to talk about. If she is asking you shit, and you're giving short answers that kills the conversation, then yeah you need to try working on that.

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>>41235034

>>41236654

I can pull like crazy sober
Drunk i'm a complete arsehole and will just insult people to their face

>at rave with friends
>sweat like a pig so shirtless
>have a gf at the time
>female friend that had a crush on me touches my chest
>pulls the front of my pants ~2cm down revealing adonis belt
>makes a "o sweet Jesus" face and shakes her head
>laugh/smile at her
>gives me a sad look and looks me over once again

I'd fucc the lights out of her if I wasn't in a relationship.

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>walking in the store
>see a female associate
>I smile
>she smiles back

She wants my dick bros. I've made it.

>>41235897

GO BACK TO REDDDIT

>walk into gym
>reach into my pocket for my wallet
>start to grab $5 tip for the qt receptionist
>"that's not necessary"
>"y-you too"

That's the first time my gainz saved me cash.

>>41234464
>rape people at the gym
who /chad/ here?

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>>41234593
t. cuck lying to himself

>be chad at the gym
>see guy working out with his gf
>jump in, punch the guy really hard at the side of his head, dropping him down
>girl starts screaming
>slap her then hold her down her ass up
>fuck the girl
>bring in the guy
>fuck him as well
>some skeleton boy looks at me terrified, probably thinks he is next
>hes not wrong
>he sprints out of there
>i finish up
>thank receptionist and leave gym

>>41234464
Two girls in a club (one of them is the female cousin of one of my friends who was with me) asked me if I want to go home with them.
I was skinny back then, weight around 72 kg on 1,85 m, that was for 4 years, since I'm weight around 86 kg and lift since 3 years that never happened once again.

>>41237780
This keeps happening to me at my gym

A fat whore asked me to a date

I said no, so literally i'm at the top of the food chain

Got eye fucked by a fit grill

I managed to survive without conversation

A few years ago
>planning to meet up with some friends and go to a club
>two come later, others had to cancel
>knew lots of other people at the club
>go to dance floor, dance behind some girl
>cute girl, long dark hair, tight skirt
>she turns around, starts grinding my ass
>make out 10min, then I grab her arm and we go to toilet
>fuck for half an hour, no condom. so stupid, but nothing happened
>friend with some other girlfriends opens toilet door while im fucking the girl bent over the toilet
>hooked up with her some weeks later
>only talked to the girl I banged after we finished, her name was Julia


>20 years old
>made out with the girl back when we were younger
>prom night, shes 18 and super drunk.
>thickest, hottest girl in class back then. she looks ok now, absolute stunner in her youth though
>go to toilet, she sucks my dick while 2 friends of mine are filming it from beneath and above the cubicle (?)
>one buddy of mine climbs over the wall and fistbumps me while I force my dick down the girls throat


Those are the most chaddest things I can think of because there really was no interaction. Just drunken degeneracy.
Was in relationship with two girls at the same time for half a year, fucked them both on the same day multiple times. First time was on Valentine's lol

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>>41236647
how large is your penis friend?

>>41234480
Kek

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I've got a couple

>first summer I got fit (pic related, first progress pics ever), I was partying with a bunch of musician/artist types in downtown Houston
>one time were at a friends gfs place, her roommate was there
>we get to bullshitting, I didn't feel like driving all the way home (I live towards the coast)
>ask roommate if I can crash at her place, she says yes
>we fuck, she gave insane head btw
>find out dude who was at party was her beta orbiter
>he comes over next morning, she politely declines letting him in
>she sucks me off again while we watched that nature series narrated by David Attenborough
>drive home

Also did this about 4 years ago

>going to school and working at an Italian restaurant waiting tables
>party constantly (everyone who's ever waited tables knows how much degeneracy goes on amongst servers)
>get gf who has a career in bilingual speech therapy
>relationship gets rocky after a couple months
>meanwhile, coworker who is a model for a jewelry company and going to school also invites me over
>insanely fine, the type of chick I can go to my deathbed being proud of banging her
>we start sleeping together, do so for a couple months
>break it off
>at one point ask her why she pounced on me even though I have a gf
>her response: "I think you're hot"

I'm still with my original gf btw, 4 years in a relationship

>>41238943

Oh and the guy in the first story ended up proposing to the girl I was banging in her apartment, they moved to Colorado lol.

>>41234464
Nothing amazing but
>at work
>bouncer
>kicking out a group of girls that are fucked
>King of Manlets steps up to try and give me lip
>he does this at a 3.0m distance from me then stfus when I walk up to them to lead them outside
>he yelps out in a crackling voice 'fuck you' as he leaves

the other day, although this is again, borderline
>at restoraunt with gf's friends
>its closing
>I loudly ask for the bill
>'lol anon good thing you asked none of us would have tried to since it'd have been awkward'

oh yeah I also snogged a girl who was apparently with a guy at a club once and I think there's a rumour going round that I cucked him

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>>41235034

>>41234464
>Girl at work chats to me occasionally
>She parked at the same carpark as me and we walked to our cars together
>She does food catering on the side and I put in an order
>I had a late lunch and she sat with me the entire time, talked about all the food she could make me, our hobbies and families
>Wants to start running with me

Definitely not a chad moment but I think I got a lowercase c under my belt, probably the best human interaction I've had in 6 months. Not romantic, just someone who seems genuinely interested in talking to me.

>>41236140
>literally so insecure he feels the need to attack people taller than him
kek

>>41239059
Women sticking around means one of two things: they want you to give them the ol' lickaroo or they think you're gay.

>>41238943

Insane progress dude. What was your routine/diet like?

>>41238975
it would have been awkward to get the check and pay for your meals?

>>41239173

I was on an upper lower bro split, lean protein and vegetables. That's basically it, I did a ton of running though on the off days. I'm trying g to cut back down there now, I was in the low 170s. I'm way stronger but want to be shredded again

>>41239175
I think they meant to outright ask since we were the last people there and the servers were getting angry.

>>41236083
>not having her feed you sips during sex

>>41237780
>skeleton thinks he is next
>hes not wrong

My sides are in Orbit.

>>41236133
>good looking
>dyel

COPE

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>>41234464
Last time I got a haircut the stylist kept rubbing her leg against my arm

>>41234593
let me guess, all of them with the same girl?

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>my birthday (december)
>out at club with friends
>wearing pic related sweater
>hear girl say something
>musics loud so brush it off keep walking
>hear her again
>still keep walking (Im with friends/drunk)
>girl grabs me by arm
>"heyyyyyyy, I LOVE your sweater"
>"oh uh heh thanks, hey Im actually out for my birthday, come take a shot with me"
>danced with her for a few hours, go back to her place and fuck

>>41238975
>snogged
what are you a 12 year old girl?

>>41236140
>Beats a guy up for calling him short
>Thinks girls are mirin and not being disgusted by dat dere Napoleonic Complex.

>be at frat party
>chat with cute girl
>other girl comes up
>"Hey, that's my sister! She's still in high school so you'd better back off."
>"How old are you?"
>"17"
>"Well I'm 19, so due to the 4 year variance law, that's her call."
>older sister walks away in disgust
>dance with girl
>pull her in closer
>kiss
>see older sister staring in horror

>>41239215
very odd to me. are they autism? is this not america also

>>41234464

>Be at party
>Friends housemate spends entire night with girl trying to get with her
>I just play beer pong with my friends and goof around
>End of the night, friend is away for a moment
>Start talking to girl
>End op making out with her and taking her home
>Friends roommate goes to bed alone

Funny part was that I was drunk off my ass and I wasn't even trying.

>>41240714
please tell me you didn't say it as autismally as that

>be 19
>go dancing
>dance with MILF
>ask her out for tea afterwards
>make out
>fuck in the back of my minivan

>>41240779
I was drunk so I don't remember exactly how I said it.

I always feel like a Chad when I make out with two girls in one night.

>>41235154
>>41235897
Put your fucking tampons back in you cunts

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>>41237780

>>41234557
>kicks you out
>haven't talked since

Having sex so bad she wants nothing more to do with you isn't very Chad bruh. Chad would have made her a fuck buddy at least.

>>41236140
> be out walking home from school
> See the shortest man ever sitting on a curb with some girls from my class
> Blurt out without thinking "Wow, he's so short!"
> Little man turns purple in the face and jumps up towards me
> Scared, start reaching for my Bugs Bunny backpack to get the stranger danger whistle mommy gave me
> He pushes my knees, and I fall over and hit my knee on the asphalt
> start crying from my booboo, while the little man swaggers off and fondles the girls from my class.
> Call my mom in tears and she picks me up and we get I'd cream
> Scared to go back to school, that short guy always hangs out to talk to the girls.
> Mom says I have to or I won't be able to move on to 2nd grade next year.

>>41234464
> Ask girl out
> She says no
> It's only a little awkward when we see each other before she abruptly looks away

Chad/10

>get talking to this girl in a club
>she's with her bf
>she's clearly more interested in me
>take her hand and take her inside
>kissing etc
>into the taxi
>sex at her dorm
that's how i lost my virginity.

>>41237780

you didnt tip the receptionist you cunt

> Be 5'6"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good. good.

> Be 5'5"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

> Be 5'4"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

>>41237852

Alpha as fuck mate. Ive always wanted to bang a girl in the club toilets, as its on my bucket list. No doubt the girl that saw you and you later slept with told everyone and you immediately had massive social proof.

> Be 5'3"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

> Be 5'2"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

> Be 5'1"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

> Be 5'1/4"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

> Be 4'11"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

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>>41235034

Lemme guess

>and then everyone started cheering and clapping

>>41241115
can you stop retard

> Be 4'10"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

>>41241127
fucking manlet, kys

> Be 4'9"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

>>41241154
fuck you lanklet string bean piece of shit

my biceps are wider than your entire torso

neck yourself

> Be 4'8"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

>>41238968

A tale as old as time itself

>>41241178
>my biceps are wider than your entire torso
post pic faggot, you got a very big mouth with a height of a 12 yo boy

>>41234464
idk about Chad, but it felt strangely alpha

>be me, around 12
>last time I went Halloweening, going with some friends
>dracula.jpg
>some older girls come riding past uson the street, apparently under some sort of influence
>ask them "Trick or treat?" as they pass
>"Aren't you a bit old for that?"
>"Stop and find out."
>nearly got a heart attack as they slowed down and kinda looked back, but then kept going

> Be 4'9"
> picked on because of my height
> work out more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me short loser
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

>>41238975

A year ago at a party I nailed a cute blonde in somebodys bedroom. We had sex for 2 hours (mostly anal too). I later found out she was there with both her male beta orbiter and her actually girlfriend who she was in a longtime relationship with.

A lot of people at the party were FURIOUS with me. But I really didn't know...

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>>41234782
U give me hope breh

>>41234464
I dont know if this was a chad moment but it felt good and bad as fck.
>work christmas party never been before new to the company
>friend buys me a drink and another girl one to impress her
>girl flirts with me instead and pulls mu hand to the dance floor
>dance a bit go back to the bar for a drink.
>my friend chatting up another girl
>she sees me and starts flirting completly ignoring my friend
>drags me to the dance floor
>she starts dancing and i just walk off
>bros befores hoes
Ayoooo

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>>41241233
what happens at 0' 0"?

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>>41241129
>be 2nd grader
>picked on by middle schoolers for height
>work out in gym with highschool football team instead of playing kickball with the other 2nd graders
>get swole, 7th grader girls mirin', they give me cookies at lunch
>feels good
>some 8th grader gets jealous of middle school girls mirin', this guy was big and I hear he beat up some highschoolers
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
>7th grade girls get blood spots in their pants and start talking about themselves getting wet
>confused
>middle school girls start hugging me, weird things like pillows touch my face, facial hair starts appearing on me, I try to say something but voice cracks and gets deeper

> Be 14/88''
> picked on because of my death count
> Gas some more
> buff and girls miring me more
> feels good
> some rando gets jealous of girls miring me.
> calls me a Gasgod
> get up. crack knuckles.
> he's taller than me by a long shot.
> not fit like me.
> kicks his feet on the side and watch his tall ass stumble. struggles to reach me since my height puts me at an advantage of speed and evasiveness.
> punch him in gut and watch him topple over.
> nobody called me short anymore.
> girls mired my attitude.
> they're feeling up my muscles all the time and shit
> feels good.

>>41241065
Yeah, it was a University town and everyone kind of knew each other through different circles of friends. Hooked up with some crazy chick with rastas who bit and clawed me bloody. I looked like I had been abused, all over my body, arms, neck. Had to give her an elbow check during missionary to stop her from biting my left pec bloody. Sent a friend a picture and he showed it everyone.
Lots of teasing and talking about stuff like this, but its all in good jest. You just go along with it. A friend of mine had a threesome with two girls, another fucked a common friend in the others bedroom.
You just laugh about these stories together, its brought up every once in a while, but you move on. In smaller towns where everyone is friends with each other after a 2-3 semesters, at some point there's a lot of overlap between people and everyone loves gossip, so word gets around

>>41241325
porceeding to that point he probably kills himself

>>41241326
nice

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Banging Pilipina fwb at her apartment. Her half Chinese half white room mate hear us and asks for a 3 way. Didn't happen but I ended up banging her a few days later. Had both of them on my dick for a while. I'd fuck one leave, wait for the other to come down to my car then drive back to my place and fuck there.

Rn I'm dating two girls. One black chick with dd's and the other is a 5'2 Asian girl that came for the first time when I fucked her.

Pic related is me

>>41237042
Drunk me says all of the insults I think in my head. I'll cuss out anyone I see. It's really a problem. Part of the reason I don't drink anymore.

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>>41238943
lol you started on my 18th birthday, good job man

>if only I stuck to what I was doing then

>>41241475
you look like your mother's cunt was too tight when you were born

>>41238943
>party constantly (everyone who's ever waited tables knows how much degeneracy goes on amongst servers)
i always hear this. why does this happen?

>be 12.2 pounds 22,7 inches 6 months transgender homosexual babilet
>struggle to gain mass and not growing properly
>start to workout and eat my momma's breast until there's blood in my mouth
>making sweeet gains
>qt babies mirin
>a big guy(30.5 inches, 24.5 pounds) lanklet picks on my height
>smash his head into his god damn t-rex toy
>i say "this is what you get Woody, for fucking with me"
>porceed to fuck his asshole with my stronk Buzzy fist
>Mr Potato Head is mirin hard
>Shrek told me to belive in myself so I came hard in that skeleton ass
fucking lanklets when will they learn

>Be Tumblrina type weeb in an abusive relationship
>He cheated so much
>TLC level fat approaching....lose 150lbs while he tries to sabotage it all
>I keep leaving during the day, he started freaking, trying to shut down our joint account

In reality I was meeting with a lawyer to untie myself legally from our life. I had met with a landlord and rented my first place. I had met with family & friends to help hide my stuff and help me move.

>Drop the bomb...I'm out.
>single life: I discover Im actually pretty good looking by pulling real nice looking good fellas
>Meet someone after being that party girl....my lifetime gym buddy
>Ex married a butter golem a few weeks ago the lolz

>>41234464
>be me, 20yo college student
>fit as fuck, 6' and good looking
>in a student flat throwing an after party. Only males, totally drunk at this point
>hungry, so I start cooking scrambled eggs
>2 crazy girls enter the apartment shouting, they come close to me. Never met them before
>"Aaanon! can you give us your eggs? :-)"
>"Sure. But you'll have to suck my dick."
>says it like an alpha, one of them thinks I'm serious, the other just leaves"
>"Ok, but promise me I'll have the eggs?"
>grab her by the hand, bring her into a room, close the door
>mfw she goes on her knees as soon as I close the door
>get a 3min bj
>I open the door to ask if anyone has a condom
>she rushes out of the room and eat all my eggs
>did I say she was a 4/10?

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>>41239966
underrated kek

>>41234464
>Skinny 155lbs DYEL
>At grocery store checkout
>Buying all healthy stuff
>Fat as fatass cashier girl says "Wow you're trying to eat healthy!"
>Y-Yeah...
>"I wish I could eat healthy"
>Don't say anything
Alpha as fuck, she mirin

>>41234464
Got two different girls numbers today lads
Ones a 8/10 Brazilian chick and the other is a 7/10 blonde girl
I'm making it guys

>new year's eve paerty
>guy is beta orbiting this girl hard
>go talk to said girl
>we go so on the couch alone
>beta orbiter tries to cockblock me by inserting himself into the conversation
>bro comes in with an excuse and takes him away
>go into an amepty room and start to make out
>shortly after beta orbiter comes into the room
>gets triggered as fuck and pucnhes the wall
>storms out shouting
>i found out later that he broke his hand
The funny thing is that it happened the same thing exactly 5 years later (with a different girl and different orbiter), and that those are pretty much my only chad moments in life

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>be me at Uni sponcered concert
>be with group of other guys
>group of qt grills walks up to us
>leader of pack walks up to me
>grabs my arm and says
>you're mine tonight and grabs my arm
>drink and party with her
>bang her
>sneak out of her apt before she stirs.

>>41239096
kek
>letting yourself get bullied.
no wonder you reek of sad beta

im not ugly and most girls mire me but i have zero confidence in talking to girls
i have no friends and no social way to meet women, anyone else went from this to being confident with them? how did you do it

>back in highschool
>hanging out by lockers with cousin
>girl I've known since kindergarten walks up
>says her ex boyfriend is by her locker and she doesn't want to go over there
>basically fishing for one of us to offer to go over there with her for whatever fucking reason
>she finishes talking and no one says anything
>she won't leave
>"the sexual tension must be horrible for you"
>cousin loses his shit laughing
>girl give me a horrified look and walks away
Did she want me to pretend to be dating her or something? Fuck off.

>>41241790
>i have no friends
get friends and you will get girls as a result. friends lend you status, connections and support. getting girls with no friends is actually really fucking difficult.

>>41241878
Not the guy you're talking to but I have literal 0 friends and pull a new chick from tinder a week. I've even gotten gfs from it.

but hell maybe it's just cuz I'm 6'5 and not ugly

>>41241878
do you know any good ways to make friends?
im 22 and have lots of people like acquaintances but i dont know how to make close friends, and im really shy so i dont like bars and clubs

>>41236140
Im 5'6 too man. Dont let anyone try to claim you habe napolean complex or any of that shit. You have to check people who disrespect you or its an open invite. 5'6 and ripped is a good place to be.

Collective shitposting is truly a force to be reckoned with.

>>41241913
go to parties. join an art class and talk to girls, say you like their art, ask to hang out for coffee.

>>41241913
its not really about following a guide, you can't sort of force friendships that way. just hang out with people, be friendly and relaxed and you'll probably get closer to people.

i made a bunch of friends at uni after we all went out, got pissed in a bar, came home and then went out to a pizzeria at 4am. just clicked with them all and now we're tight, and that was at the end of 2nd year when all the friend groups had already been formed (i joined late in 2nd year).

>>41234480
Me too

>>41241938
yeah I mean I gave that guy a lot of chances and that day I had enough of his shit.

>>41241943
>join an art class
ugh

also just talk to everyone all the time. cashiers, people in queues, on nights out, in shops, whatever. talk to a variety of people but mostly people your age/the kind of person who you are likely to end up friends with. if you talk enough like this then when it comes to situations when you are expected to talk (nights out, parties, gatherings etc) you'll just go like a rocket.

talking with other people is a really good way to keep your mind sharp for conversation.

>>41241938
lol, fucking manlet

>>41241607
> I discover Im actually pretty good looking by pulling real nice looking good fellas
Females actually believe this

>>41241362
kek

> get to gym yesterday
>qt at sign in station says hey
>carry on a small convo with her and don't spill spaghetti

I think she likes me boys

>>41242017
lol doesn't matter how big you are. call me a manlet and I'll steal your girl, humilate you and leave you insecure every time you see a short person.

>Last week
>Mi girlfriend invited her friend another girl to come over to our place.
>I had plans, but got to cancel at the last moment, so i stayed.
>When the girl came over, she was miring hard.
>Getting Nervous, smiling, full interest on me.
>she had to go, and it was obvious she was going to be late, but stayed for a little longer.
>This week she hangs with mi girlfriend , expend all evening talking
>Mi girlfriend cames back: u wouldnt believe,, she wants a treeshome with us,she was talking about me whole evening with mi gilfriend.
>now another girl friend will be with us for the weekend.
>will see her Tuesday, after our weekend friend leaves to her city.

Truth is i aint even swole or anything, just loose a lot of weight.But, it seems it made such an improvement in mi life.
Still gotta work on mi personality, i must flirt more.

>>41241677
Why did they kiss? Is it a britbong thing? Is it some sort of chav thing?

>>41239966
omg

>>41241723

Good job man Im jelly I havent got a number in weeks. How/where did you chat them up?

>>41234464

I met this girl on tinder ( Her english was not so good ) ... I told her my birthday was in 2 weeks on Sunday. I told her I wanted Tacos so bad. She didn't know what a taco is.

Long story short, she came to my apartment, we made tacos, and then fooled around everything besides sex for about 5 hours until 4 am ( she didn't want to have sex because no condoms ) ... 2 days later she comes back to my place, and we bang raw twice and fool around for another 4 hours...

it felt chad... only could be Top Chad Tier if I banged raw this first night.

>>41234707
I'd let the guy know he's dating a slut if you had a shred of decency

>>41236827
yes

Chad =/= Alpha

Most Chad thing I did was wear revealing shorts with no underwear and facefuck two chicks in the same night.

Most Alpha thing I did was never once cheat on my longterm gf despite many advances. It is suffering to know you could, but the loyalty and faithfulness you get outta a good woman and proper relationship is the ultimate goal.

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>>41239435
>not feeding her a sips-based diet then impregnating her to induce milk production then keeping her as your personal sip-cow and feasting on her sip-flavoured milk

>be a couple weeks ago
>at my gfs place, just got done with a sex session
>she goes to the bathroom to pee real quick
>I get up and stretch real quick, only wearing boxers
>hear an audible gasp
>turn around, her qt roommate is standing in the doorway
>freeze, feel like a deer in the headlights
>we make eye contact for like 10 seconds, before I just jumped back into gfs bed
>told gf about it, she laughed
>roommate said when they talked that she "needed to go to church"

Felt pretty alpha man

>>41241475
you look like a numale kys
low test manlet

>>41241790
fake it til you make it

My friends made me go to the club with them last night.

I was just chilling and then all of a sudden this girl grabbed me and pulled me onto the dancefloor to set me up with her friend because she said I looked "cute." Next thing I know I have a handful of ass and her tongue is down my throat.

Is this what making it is?

>>41241549

Thanks bro, keep lifting and watch the calories and we'll all make it

>>41241585

Because you have a bunch of people in their early 20s who are full of hormones and get cashed out every night. The cooks are all felons or illegals, and the servers are all fucking each other lol.

>>41234480
Closest thing to a chad moment for me

>>41242121
You better start right now if you want to tell this to about 3 billion guys, anon.

>>41242069
>mi

Pls kys

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>>41237852
>go to toilet, she sucks my dick while 2 friends of mine are filming it from beneath and above the cubicle (?)
>one buddy of mine climbs over the wall and fistbumps me while I force my dick down the girls throat

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>>41234464
>At friend's bday party
>his roommate has a qt gf
>I didn't know they were dating, so I told friend's I thought she was cute
>they tell her, she thinks it's funny
>fast forward a exactly a year
>they broke up 9 months ago
>same friend's bday party
>girl is there
>been at a few other party's with her (she's from a different college) there, we always ignore each other
>I don't want to cause any problems so I never talk to her
>notthistime.jpg
>she keeps talking to me
>sits in my lap out of nowhere, clearly wants my cock
>don't know what to do
>literally sperg about how good of a movie Drive is to her
>dont want to piss off friend's roommate, who's also there
>hour later, I'm drunk and still talking about Drive
>she says we could go watch in my apt (same building)
>not sure what to do, ask friend if I should bang
>"I don't fucking care"
>don't want friend's roommate to find out she left the party to fuck
>end up going to bed one room over from roommate and fingering her, literally 3 feet away, while he sleeps
>thank God for walls
>next day, neither of us acknowledge it
>text her, she sends one thing then never replies
>first girl to want me that I actually liked in a long time proceeds to completely ignore me
>makes me extremely depressed

Got what I deserve for cucking my friend's m8 I'd say

I've made it since then but those were bad times

>>41234486
something like this happened to me at bustop

>be me
>at bustop
>unknowingly leave phone on bench when bus arrives
>qt3.14 says " hey you left your phone on the bench"
>reply, "-y you too"
>speed walk away with arms swinging at maximum speed
>forgot i needed to take the bus

did i do good

>>41240975
Her dorm? What campus? I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41234464
>21
>in army
>in hawaii
>wife did amature modelling
>got invited to photoshoot at a night club called zanzabar
>wife was 5' 8", probably 115lbs
>dont know how i did it
>tons of scantily clad women and photographers everywhere among regular clubs patrons
>have VIP access cause wife is mdeling for event.
>keep all of our stuff in the VIP room
>later
>awkward me, no dancing, no drinking cause driving, class a inspection at 0600 next day cause fucked up squad members
>wife is posing on a couch behind a rail getting picture taken
>2 guys leaning against against rail
>walk up next to them
>they say to me
"get in there bro...go get some"
>what?
"go talk to her man...see how far you get"
>im married to her
2GuyLmaoing.jpg
>say to wife, "hey babe did you put my wallet in the bag?"
>wife: "yeah, with my other shoes"
2 guys lose their shit and buy me cokes all night, cause driving

Not posting pic.
Found someone looking for her on anonib before
Dont care if anyone believes me

>>41242581
Yeah, i aint good with english grammar,but lucklily for anything that matters no one cares.

>>41242604
That ended up way longer and more boring than I expected, I suck at writing these

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>>41234464
A slutty called me handsome

did I make it yet?

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>Walking dog down street
>Girl walks by and smiles at me

I made it lads.

>In Paris with gf, go into a supermarket to pick up some milk to avoid losing gains
>Pass next to 2 american girls
>One of them tells me "Dude you look like a rockstar"
>Ignore her and walk away

>Fall asleep in the bus
>Cute asian girl on the bus wakes me up at my stop
>She tells me I was about to miss it
>She knows my exact stop for some reason

those are some of the most outrageous ones that still make me cringe

>every day

>>41234480
wew chad, stop it or I'm gonna wet myself

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>walking out of gym
>kind lady at front desk says have a nice day
>give her the ol' wink and point like pic related
>for some reason make a pow sound and move index finger up like I shot a gun
>ohshit.jpg
>never see her working there again
I think she left because of a conflict of interest wanting to fuck a client or she was afraid.

>>41242662
That's fair if it's not your primary language, just thought you were trying to be unique or some shit

Woman told me I was gorgeous on her last day of work.

>>41242800
>>for some reason make a pow sound and move index finger up like I shot a gun

Oh, Jesus.

>>41234464
>Win a fight with 1 punch
>fuck a girl who had a bf

>>41242800
I dont think a desk clerk dating a patron of an establishment would be a conflict of interest.

Maybe if a register clerk rang up a bf/gf or something. so if shes not skimping someone on their fee i dont see how this would be an issue

>>41234464
>at work
>male co-worker asks girl "who would you choose? me or anon?"
>girl "I would pay you to be with anon"

>tfw the girl I like does not like me
>even chads cant get everything

>>41235034
That's how you get shot

>>41242604
Wonder why she stopped speaking to you. Either she was just horny on the night, or you fucked up in the bedroom somehow

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>At the club
>See a qtie
>Talk to her
>Gave her compliments
>Ask her if she wants to dance together with me.
>She starts twerking infront of my dick.

>>41242082
Nah, they are faggots. In the video you can hear one even says I love you or smth to the other.

just bought my sip.

some couple starts teasing or whatever

>>41243595
link?

>>41238943
>she sucks me off again while we watched that nature series narrated by David Attenborough
>that nature series
>narrated by David Attenborough
There's literally thousands of those.

>>41242737
kek
great anon. people have been smiling way more since I started lifting, also way more girls make eye contact

>At work
>Qt starts talking to me at length about some bullshit problems she had, never talked to me before
>Even remembered my name

Damn, that felt great.

>>41241787
It's only bullying if you care anon

>at home, ~13yo
>hey anon come meet me at ______
>I can't, I'm busy right now
I was playing diablo 2 like a madman, don't regret a thing.

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>>41237780

>>41236140
t. Tom Cruise

>>41242604
>>41243425
She stopped talking to him because he's a college male who thinks fingering a woman is a perfectly acceptable culmination of a night of flirting.

>>41241607
>single life: I discover Im actually pretty good looking by pulling real nice looking good fellas
Holy shit women actually believe this

>>41241938
5'6" is a terrible place, haven't been there since 7th grade

>>41235689

Right lets just make up a story about a friend. Shit if I was gonna lie I would've at least said myself damn. So much hate.

>>41244537
what do you mean? He should've fucked her?

>>41243783

It was part of some grand series, I wasn't paying too much attention obviously. I do remember it had some pretty amusing birds of paradise dancing around.

>>41245183
haven't been there since 3rd grade. i bet you're barely 5'8 now manlet. kill yourself.

>>41236827
are you new to /fit/?

>>41234707
>tells me she can't go further because she has bf
that was women-speak for "let's fug", brah

>>41241475

groce all around desu

>>41235024
are you a nigger? serious question

When i was in highschool i had around 5 girls who wanted my dick at the same time, messed around with all of them during classes and what not, it was a legit harem, this was the only period in my life where girls have shown some interest in me, idk why, i'm actually more fit now than i was before, and i "believe" i even have more self confidence, being around 16yo pussy full of hormones must make it a whole lot easier

also, i'm currently 21 and i've not had sex or even a gf since highschool, i'm not that sad about it tho, but if i hadn't had female contact in highschool i'm pretty sure i'd be a full blown robot by now, so at least there's a plus there

>>41241677
source? this is hilarious.

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>strange weeb guy comes on a night out with me and friends
>end up having heart to heart with him
>reveals he has feelings for a girl that I used to have a crush on in high school
>tells me that my name came up when he was trying to chat her up over text
>tell him to ask her for a coffee, just not tomorrow
>wink at him and go off to dance

Fast forward to the next day

>text the girl
>ask to come over
>she says yes
>fuck her brains out and cum inside her
>we watch a movie and then I fuck her again and end up blowing my load on her face
>take a picture
>send it to weird guy with the caption "don't think she's interested in that coffee anymore bro"
>he reads but doesn't reply
>haven't seen him for days

>>41234707
don't say frosh you fag

>>41236140
when you go to on dates do the hostesses try to give you the kids menu?

>>41245362
post chat

>>41236140
>punch him in gut
top kek he cant even reach his face

>>41245362
cool story frog

>>41239966
HAH

Be me.
Married.
Wife was 9/10, but put on a bunch of weight (kid, stable relationship), 6/10 now.
Dread game 70%.
Wife going out of town to visit mother. I'm going to the bar with a divorced friend.
Climbs on top of me this morning, starts fucking. "Don't you be looking at any of those college girls."

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>>41235034

>>41243953
no , youre a pussy , youll always be a pussy

>>41242121
Stop this nonsense you don't owe anything to some random dude, just your bros

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>>41235034
This is the most autistic thing I have read in a while, this is how pathetic /pol/ truly is

>>41242654
cute story anon
I hope you and your wife are happy :)

>>41242232
that's a good feel bro, respect

>>41240107

>wearing a meme shirt

Did you also have your 3 wolf mountain moon shirt in the car as backup?

>>41246154
>t. libcuck

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>>41240920
I see your point and would've agreed with you, but she didn't kick me out because of the sex. I had popped like 3 adderalls that night and I probably looked twacked out of my mind.

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>>41240920
Not only that. She's from Canada and I live in California. Can't have international fuck buddies now can we? It was an amazing night followed by a week of despair but worth it nonetheless.

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>>41235034
(You)

>>41234464
literally my goal body

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>>41234593

I've actually done this (way more than 4), I have the xhamster to prove it, I'll probably regret this but.... nycbull111

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>apply for CNA spot at hospital with three others (yeah its shit but i need the money, shoot me)
>medbro + qt and her friend
>go out for lunch after
>discuss how interview went, etc
>qt catches me on the way to car after, asks if i knew the hirer's email to send a thank you email
>yeah ofc
>"oh well maybe i could give you my number and you could text it to me? teehee"
>oh nah its just her name @ hospital dot org
>realize my mistake on the ride home

cha(utism)d

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>>41246449
yo.. what the fuck dog?

>>41235038
Hey , clover has a filter tripcode function now. Sweet.

>>41246449
nice dick man...n-no h-homo

>meet eyes with girl on subway
>smile at her
>smiles back, blushes and tucks hair behind ear
We're all gonna make it brahs

>>41243197
Or she likes he both of you and wants a threesome.

>>41245206
Planet Earth.

Mother fucker is literally 90. Respect him.

>>41247446

he has multiple nature documentary series, maybe it's you that needs to put some respect on his name

>>41236827
TheseAreTheJokesPeople.Seinfeld

>>41234464
I went to a party with a group of friends, one of whom I was hooking up with. Was talking to a guy I just met about some mutual friends when my fwb walked up to me and pulled me in. We started making out, pretty intense shit. I rubbed her butt.

That was the height of my Chadness. Not much, but I cherish the memory.

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>qt 1.8m cardiobunny at work walks past me never saying anything to me always not making eye contact
>Say hello to her
>she has a surprised look on her face
>says hi
To this day idk if she and other girls just think I'm ugly or she like me, well better not take chances and just live out the rest of my life in perfect solitude from any emotional connection

>>41234464
Idk if it counts, but I once wrote some papers for a friend of mine in exchange for getting to watch him and his girlfriend.

>>41246449
>nycbull111
Man, it's pretty sweet you weren't lying.
Then again, what the fuck?

>>41242065
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA manlets legitimately believe this

>>41234464
None im an autistic virgin

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>Go to house party with some 8/10 stacy who's into me
>Bring a case of beer per some kids request for coke
>Before I can even walk through the house, approached by some chick that gave me "fuck me" eyes at a party a week before
>"Hey, my friend thinks you're really cute"
>Robot mode "Cool" and walk out back to get free blow.
Honestly felt a little autistic, since I probably could've had a 3some, if not just fucked that fat tittied slut.

>>41234464
>go to a bar with friends
>qt coworker of one of them is there, he's tried to hook me up with her but it never went anywhere
>I'm balding so I shave and it's the first time she sees me without a cap. I get a "you look like a bad boy"
> a bit later start dancing because everyone in the bar is so no big deal
>somehow a circle of people I don't know forms around me. Brain goes spaghetti but my body keeps dancing. Manage to stop somewhat naturally
>later a black girl comes and start grinding on me. All my friends are watching like assholes but don't spill my spaghettis
>she goes back to her group of friends, kisses a dude. Turns out she borderline raped me while her boyfriend was watching
>whatshappening.jpg
>qt coworker stars playing with me, pulling on my beard and soit
>bar is closing, we're taking her to her bus stop. We're walking ahead and still in a playful mood
>she missed the last bus and had to take another one that stopped a few kilometers short of her destination
>drops a few "I don't want to walk home all alone at night"

That's it for the good part. Then

>spaghetti finally spill out, completely ignore her hints and start joking with my friends who caught up with us
>haven't seen her since

>>41246752
he's still dead inside because he has no quad sweep

>>41234464
i am not very chad by any means
but i can talk myself into chad moments

3 girls during the same week

when i was in bed with the 3rd girl, that sunday, i honestly tought that i was going to die. my penis felt destroyed for 3-4 days

>>41237780
>he's not wrong

hangover gone

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>>41246449
respect bro lmao

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>>41241326
>I try to say something but voice cracks and gets deeper

>>41246449
Serious question. Do you not feel bad fueling these dudes' toxic fetish?

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>>41234464
Not sure if its alpha or autistic but I'll tell it anyways

>be 13
>camping with class
>its getting late so teacher tells us to go to our tents and get ready to sleep
>9/10 qt asks me for a goodnight hug
>tell her she'll have to pay for it with candy

>MFW I got both the candy and a hug

>few years ago,
>buddy of mine picks up girl at a house party
>they want to sneak into hot tub
>they want me to come with for the adventure
>fuck that, not without a chick
>stop the cab at a different house party
>dont know anyone, theyre younger
>look around and find hottest one there (7/10)
>"you want to come sneak into a pool?"
>she is overjoyed, enthusiastic yes
>bf runs up, where are you going?
>"sorry friend, no room in the cab"
>sneak into hot tub bang gals there

>gf wants to visit her friend who lives few hours away for the weekend
>wants me to come with her
>i go
>oh fug, we dont have anywhere to sleep
>keep in mind i come from a prim and proper home
>gf friend says we can sleep in her bed with her
>we go into her room
>matress without base on floor
>this does not fly with me given mummy always made my bedroom now
>get angry
>tell gf this is unaccetpable and she shouldve known i would get angry at the idea of sleeping on a matress on the floor

>the thought that i would be in bed with 2 girls never entered my mind until months later

>>41244000
my man, even the digits acknowledge your power

this is prolly my most alpha moment in the last few months.

>new class
>3 dudes i hang around with all the time
>after months we are basically bros and comfortable with each other
>im jacked btw
>we play some retarded game with ching chang chong, where the loser will be snapped on their forearms because it hurts a little
>my bros hit each other without prob
>i lose
>i hold my arm, ready to get snapped
>everyone refuses to hit my forearm
>"hell no im not gonna do that on you"
>wtf why.jpg
>no idea, im scared to do it on you
>"but we are bros?"
>no fuck off


lol, they were friends, and still scared shitless or atleast had huge respect for me

>>41249047
Maybe they didn't want to touch the Kaposi's Sarcoma on your arm.

>at rave tonight
>8/10 stacy grinding on me and making out with me
>6/10 thicc girl grinding on me like her life depended on it
>7/10 asian girl literally asked if she could grind on me
>leave the rave
>walk down the sidewalk and a group of black girls/guys were leaving another club next door
>one of the better looking ones locks eyes with me and walks up to me and starts feeling my stomach without saying anything

These were all complete strangers. Im 6ft 148lb at 15%bf. Its all about the face, a nice body if you have one is just a cherry on top. I feel sorry for all you uglies who think your life will do a 180 by lifting. ive had sex with girls literally within 10 minutes of meeting them because of my face. The best thing is im not a chad I literally have no good friends just like a couple people I hang out with during breaks

>>41236827
hello newfag

>>41235309
chad wouldn't be so clumsy as to fall into the manlet pit

>>41248727
good stuff anon.

>>41245362
post the pic

>>41249124
>6ft
>148 lb
>15% bf

How

>>41249047
probably because you're an autist with no impulse control

>>41241677
Wtf

>>41249166
its a guess but I am certainly at least 13%, im a skeleton if there ever was one. At one point I weighed 119lb at the same height

>>41234464
>was visiting european friends
>makin my way downtown
>some guy drops euro
>pick it up and ask him "this yours"
>"yea"
>"well now it's mine" took it and kept walking
>guy didn't even respond
>id like to think it's an alpha moment but felt quite bad for it after

>>41234464
I've been sending out pictures of my penis to random numbers. No legal actions filed against me probably because they are really into it and pumped about the picture. I've been working out for days now and it's really paying off.

>>41247760
Fuck I miss Melbourne

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I tried having a chad moment once.

>Be me, shredded at 5 9
>On holiday in Amsterdam with gym buddy.
>Go to music event in the centre.
>Dark as fug, at the side of the dance floor is 8/10 qt dancing, next to her sticking on the wall is pasty white scruffy looking beta.
>Gonnafuckdisbitch.tiff
>Start dancing with girl, she's having fun.
>Get behind her and grab her hips to grind her ass
>Beta bitchboy walks over and tells me to back up
>Tell him to go suck eggs or do something about it.
>Says: "Wanna take this outside?"
>Agree, gonna fuck him up then fuck his bitch is what I'm thinking
>Get outside.
>Punch guy in the face.
>Wake up in hotel room, gym buddy hovering over me.
>Ask what hapon
>Buddy was there.

>He explains
"You hit the guy in the face, then got your ass kicked, smashed you in the mouth like 5 times before I could help.
I stepped in to kick his ass but he knocked me out to, you got the worst of it though"

Damage report
1 broken nose
2 teeth missing
Left eye stuck shut for 2 weeks.
Left wrist shattered.
Ted status achieved.

Let this be a lesson.
Don't fuck with the 6 2 pasty white guy with dead beta eyes.

>>41242065
My girl is 5'9 lol good luck with that,she has never dated and said will never date someone shorter than her

>>41249632

kek

serves you right

fucked pretty much all my friends' girls. not friends with any of them anymore

got laid at a few parties

used to live in vegas and go to wild naked parties

fucked a few girls from bars

used to wear a tank top and just flaunt my obviously superior physique around people

used to just wander around shirtless to show off pecs and abs

used to be kind of a bully around my "friends". shoved them around and always talked down to them

then i knocked up one of the roasties i was banging. now i have a baby boy. i put on maybe 20 lbs. i'm tired all the time. i don't have time to work out. and i sure as hell don't time to be a chad. the kid needs a better role model than some drunk party goer

he's the best btw

>>41249753

The cucker becomes the cucked

>>41248789
You fucking idiot

>>41234480
if you wanna look like chad, gotta eat like chad.

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>>41249771
kek

Took two ren faire sluts home at the same time once.

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>>41234464
reposting from another thread
>played hs football on a top team in my state
>three year starter
>age 13 saw first tits
>age 14 got first blowjob
>talked to many chicks in highschool
>got asked to go to other chicks proms jr and sr year
>got smashed alot sr year and summer after graduation
>get to uni
>play football
>getting interceptions and going on road games as a freshman
>mcl's fuck up in practice
>done football
>quit partying
>study hard
>get into programming
>meet nerd friends
>lot of them don't know how to talk to a girl
>they want me to go with them to bars
>been there done that already
>just looking for a chick who is cute, in STEM, physically active, possibly musical, and not anxious
>just want to have comfy weekends going hiking, coming home and watching food network
>tfw I had the chad life
>tfw learned alot from the chad life
>tfw I walked away from it
For every chad, there's like 10-12 guys who aren't quite beta, but not quite chad, and for every stacy there's 6-8 average looking chicks who hang out with her, and a bunch of dudes trying to bang her. The party life got old for me pretty quick. I am usually down to have a beer with a few friends, but the in the party life everyone wants something from you just about every weekend. Drains your mind and wallet real quick.

After football ended, I realized that what I really enjoyed wasn't the whole lifestyle, but working hard and achieving my goals. I wanted to do this in an environment where I could avoid people who are gonna screw with my life or get in the way of my success. The chad life isn't the great unattainable dream people make it out to be. Grass is always greener on the other side.