>walk into the gym >PERCACETS, MOLLY PERCACETS

>Walk into the gym
>Open the door
>get on the floor
>Die from an undiagnosed congenital heart defect

>>41231491
MASK ON FUCK IT MASK OFF

shut up connor

>walk into the gym
>accidentally trip and fall into the manlet pit

>>41231993
But it's where you belong anon

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>walk into gym
>I'VE BEEN TRYIN TO FIX MY PRIDE BUT THAT SHIT'S BROKEN, THAT SHIT'S BROKEN

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>>41231491
Lol fuck up you sperg metro boomin is a top notch producer. Mask off is a classic

>walk into gym
>werkwerkwerkwerkwerk

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>>41232126
this

>walk in to gym
>HERMES LINK.
>ICE BLUE MINK

>>41232163
>>41232126
deadass facts b

>>41232126
yeah but future is some trash

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>walk into the gym
>YOU BEEN SCARED OF LOVEEE AND WHAT IT DID TO YOU
>YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGHHHH

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>enter gym
>HOL UP BITCH, SIT DOWN, BE HUMBLE

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>walk into the gym
>fill up drink bottle
>while closing the seal, I lose the bottle
>spilled everywhere plus on my shoes
>walk out, workout is over

>>41231491
>trying to up weight on my bent over row this morning
>gym playlist mocking me
SOY UN PERDERDOR
I'M A LOSER, BABY
SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME?

>>41231491

>Walk into gym
>FEDS DID A SWEEP

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>College weight coach asks what music we want
>"JAY Z"
>Goes and puts on Linkin Park

>walk into the gym
>WMD, get your WMD here
>someone from the back runs up
>OMAR COMIN YO OMAR COMIN
>everyone scatters

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>home gym master race
>gee gee gee gee baby baby starts playing

>>41232163
Tatdonmiribbz
Laikaidunahnowuhpurmanéiz

>I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME

>walk into gym
>I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
I shit you not, I hear at least one song by Men at Work or Huey Lewis and the News every fucking time I'm there. I love it.

THE NIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN

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>CAUSE BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY

>walk into gym
>"LIGHT WEIGHT BABY" echos from the weightroom

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>walk into gym
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OL DAYS

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>walk into gym
>I fuck with savages, you a fuckboy, you can't hang
You can find me posted up on Frank block with my fuckin' gang

>>41232199
That song is unironically good.

>walk into gym
>I GOT THIS FEELING
>INSIDE MY BONES

>>41231520
this is a essentially a greentext of my high school volleyball career

>enter gym
>AND IT'S A LONG WAY FORWARD SO TRUST IN ME
>I'LL GIVE THEM SHELTER LIKE YOU'VE DONE FOR ME

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>>41232163
>walk into gym
>kill bill siren over snare drum loop
>RICK ON MY HIP
>EXTENDO DRACO CLIP

>>41232035
>THATS WHY I SIT AT HOME ALONE AND MASTURBATE OOHHH

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>Walk into gym
>I DON'T REALLY CARE IF YOU CRYYYY

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>>41232126
true, true

>FREE SMHMOKE FREE SHMOKE AYE