Do you lift girls at parties and such?

>>41228644
i bench press and lift girls at parties

they be mirin

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>>41228644
Invited this really hot fit girl to one of my fraternity functions once.
>everything was going really well
>she was super into me
>we were about to set off fireworks outside
>she wasn't paying attention
>pick her up playfully and she laughed
>briefly forgot I was 6'5"
>walked with her on my shoulder through a doorframe
>she clocks her head on the top of the door frame
>knocks herself out
>don't even notice until I put her limp body down outside
>all her friends are pissed at me
>never talks to me again

So no I don't lift girls anymore

>>41228680
What did she say when she woke up though?

If she was cool with it and knew it was an accident you should be able to just laugh it off and be careful

But then again >women

>going to parties
>not playing vidya with the boys on friday nights with your new Ryzen 7 and 1080ti
Fucking normies.

>>41228928
Only if I get to sit on my bros lap while we game.

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>>41228644

Girls never like it when I do it.

>>41228644
I hope you try this and drop the girl and she gets hurt and people say things like "wtf anon, what is wrong with you" and then it's super awkward and they don't invite you back for more parties

>>41229303
It's because you shouldn't do it you fucking spaz. Only with gfs

>>41229522
Not true, he may be a fucking spaz but that's why they don't like it

i dont go to parties or talk to girls

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>>41228928
The true patrician nia right here

Yeah, but NEVER over head or carry them on my shoulders. As >>41228680 says, the shit can get REAL fucking bad real fast. Had it happen to me and trust me when I say the shit is awkward beyond belief. I'm 6'4, so there is a good chance someone might get a concussion sitting on top of my drunk ass.

>>41228644
I only talk to girls in london

That's about as tryhard as it gets

>>41228644
Only if you're an absolute tryhard faggot
kys

>>41228644
i did once actually, i was at a pool party and a tiny asian girl with some amazing tits was miring hard as fuck like, hey your abs are so perfect, they are 100% symetrical! your arms are so big!! so one of her friends asked me to lift her, so i did a clean and ohp with her, she weights about 95lbs, did 4 reps with her and then threw her on the pool, couple minutes later she was sucking my dick on the back of the house, and on the end of the party she sucked my dick again, we fucked for couple days and i ignored her ever since

>>41229620
Depends on the situation. If it fits the situation and you can play it off, why not.

I do agree that it should never be done on own initiative though.

Yes.
They love that shit.
If she's self conscious about her weight, then lifting her like she weighs nothing and tossing her around = moist panties and mini orgasms.

you have to be autistic to think that would be a good idea. You don't even have to lift to be able to carry a girl, its technique

>>41228644
Those two will be fat in ~10 years, just saying

>>41228644
You're getting mixed signals.
If you know you're not a socially awkward person and have good self confidence and judgement, there's no reason not to.
Otherwise, DONT fucking do it, if you sperg out and do it inappropriately everyone will think you're a knob

>>41228644

ay

Yes.
I am alpha male and women like it.
I do alpha stuff all day and the girls they like it.

>>41229636
>your abs are so perfect, they are 100% symetrical!

You could at least try to make it sound real.

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>tfw no gf to pick up and have her wrap her arms and legs around you

This existence is a prison cell

I teach elementary school, curled a 3rd grader today ama

>>41228680

I don't believe this since if she actually got knocked out she for sure had a concussion. The longer she is out the worse it will be too.

>>41228928
Eat, lift, masterrace, repeat

>>41229783
Did you manage to put them down before someone called you a pedophile?

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>>41228644
>I am nothing but a hole to fill, the picture

As much as I enjoy heir sluttiness, it is always mixed with a failing of disappointment.

>>41229898

>tfw not living in the cucked states of America
>tfw job title is child advisor
>Basically paid to play
>tfw wrestle with the boys and let girls sit on my back n shit

Work is fun

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>>41230051
>being a dad for money
I didn't know you could do that

>>41230062
It's pretty cool you get most of the fun without actually having to deal with all the tedious shit about having kids

I teach classes too, so some days are mostly reading teaching etc while other days are just hanging out

>Went to the pub last week
>girl starts talking to me
>asks for a hug
>asks me to lift her her over my head
>spinherrightroundbabyrightround.mp3
>shes impressed and her beta little cuck boyfriend tries to ignore my presence
>have nice conversation with her and her friend
>they all then give me the cold shoulder when they overhear me go full /pol/ in a convo with another lad

Im not even /fit/, i'm /fat/

>>41229636
Why are your prepositions so bad?

>>41230119
kek

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Imagine lifting Karlie at a party.