post unaesthetically fit people

>5% bodyfat
>fit

pick 1

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WERE DEM TRANNIES AT?

is this just no traps and wide hips?

something else just doesn't seem right..

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>How much can you curl bro

>>41221338
That's not fit that's synthol.

>>41221338
Just how dumb do you have to be to fall for the synthol meme? A quick Google search shows that it always looks like shit. Do they just think "Well, I'm special, it'll be different for me!" or some shit?

>>41221338
don't be mean he got stung by bees

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u mirin brah

>>41221335
extremely wide hips compared to relatively narrow shoulders. the developed traps just make the shoulders look even more narrow which exaggerated the awkwardness. He also has a skinny neck and nerdy face

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>>41221367
OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>41221367
Senator Armstrong unappealing, pls m8

>>41221366
We call this the reverse mj

>>41221367
only thing not aesthetic here is his forehead

>>41221394
Is that my boy Hemingway? Served overseas with him, black bag off the record type shit.

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>>41221377
holy shit

>>41221367
fucking nanomachines

>>41221377
why do bodybuilders do this to themselves

that chest/gyno, those abs, that belly button, i think my boy big lenny even has a more aesthetic midsection

>>41221346
how is synthol applied. Is it like instant injection ?? Wikipedia is lacking on the subject.

>>41221437
>>41221524
>my boy

Go away, Chad

>>41221525
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SobAPTAAX1s

>>41221524

Fuck no, Lenny has one of the most fucked up midsection in the bodybuilding world.

>>41221525
Injection into the muscle just like regular roids except with a smaller length needle.

>>41221542
either bait or not knowing about my boy Hemingway

either way calling out "chad" just means youre a faggot

>>41221338
Synth-ALL THE WEIGHTS

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>>41221587
Yes I am a fag, what are you gonna do about it, big guy?

>>41221601

Fuck your brains out as punishment for being retarded, bro.

>>41221639
>no no homo
lol faggot

>>41221273
is he roided? he doesnt look dry at all but he must be at like 6% bf and has tons of vascularity... the rest of his body like delts and arms looks quite natty so im not sure.

>>41221321

What's going on with his arms?

>>41221299

His torso looks sad

>>41221338

That's fuckin hilarious, what does he think he looks like?

>>41221377
Why is his belly button prolapsing

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>>41221338
filename

>>41221299
His pecs don't have nipples. I thought this was one of those photoshops but then saw his nipples on his stomach.

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>>41221377
Jesus christ why

>>41221273
>Have narrow shoulders and a cuck face
>This is what I have to look forward to
I was doing deadlifts the other day and when I looked in the mirror at the top of the rep I realized this is exactly what I look like

>>41221524
This has everything to do with this guys muscle insertions. He got dealt a shitty fucking hand in the genetics department.

>>41221359
>Do they just think "Well, I'm special, it'll be different for me!" or some shit?

I think it's like roids in general. People think "I'll just do it a little, no big deal." Then they see the results of the little and they say "why not a little more," again and again until they just look ridiculous.

>>41221273
My GF had the exact shoulder to hip ratio when she was fat. This "man" should go MTF.

>>41221338
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

That guy could curl 300.

>>41221394
That's shooped....right?

Does blahino actually look that bad?

>>41221366
>spurdo sparde IRL

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>>41221683
It's all about angles

>>41221377
>stick warren

>>41221782
it's his weak delts. narrow shoulders dont matter as long as they hang out further than your body.

>>41221438
What's that art i have a feeling i know of the artist and it's some massive Czech name but i cant remember

>>41221299
he looks like my 3 week old son

>>41222105
zdzislaw beksinski

he's popular on the internet

>>41221338
wut?

>>41221366
why cant i stop laughing at this.

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>>41221366
>>41221377
>>41222022
My sides.

>>41221359

Body dysmorphia is a hell of a condition to have.

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>>41222022
>>41221366
behead those who insult spurdo

>>41221299
How dare you insult the Tom Platz of abs!

>>41221377
genuinely feel sorry for this guy. spent decades of his life, tens of thousands of dollars, and sacrificed his health to look like this.

>>41221367
literally daddy af

>>41222394
how many months to achieve this look natty?

>>41222600
3 months if you follow my program bro

>>41221299
golem get ye gone

>>41222600
You just have to eat nothing but pure protein and dont drink water

YOu'll lose all the water and fat, and retain muscle, easy as fuck >>41222617

>>41222600
The reason people dont get ripped is because theyre too weak willed to eat like that

>>41222540
>Tom Platz
Do you play CSGO? Some scrub said this to me several weeks ago in matchmaking.

>>41222667
Thank God no, I uninstalled that cancer inducer for the final time several months ago and never looked back!

>>41222725
found the dmg scrub.
> implying /fit isn't more cancer than csgo

>>41221782
Pic in OP literally just needs some lat raises, delts, and face pulls and he'd look infinitely better. Don't be down and fooled brah, you'll make it. We all will

>>41221299
golem get ye gone

>>41221377
legitimately one of the worst here

>>41222394
This guy is what we should all strive for, fuck you man.

>>41221338
what happens when it goes down

>>41222600
about 180

>>41221359
It's the bad toupee fallacy. You think synthol always looks bad because the good synthol jobs you can't tell are synthol. Ronnie Coleman used synthol on his calves and most professional bodybuilders use it to even out small parts of their physiques

>>41221273
Obvious roids dude look at his face, looks like if he hits puberty he'll fill in from his chest up through the arms but if thats a grown ass man then may rippletits bless him.

>>41221299
>>41221338
not fit

>>41221367
>>41221438
>>41222394
actually pretty aesthetic (excluding face)

>>41221338
>when you eat a whole can of spinach

>>41223528
>You think synthol always looks bad because the good synthol jobs you can't tell are synthol.
You have a rather generous view of humanity. Nobody with a grain of sense would ever use that shit because of how badly it fucks your body up.

Think of how many bro-science-peddlers there are on /fit/. Now imagine people dumber than that who are too lazy to even use roids to get big. Think about the people who are on TV for being 600 lbs. The people who use synthol might possibly understand how dumb they look, but you can't just undo the stuff so they have to roll with it. For every one of us who recognizes good physique, there are two idiots who literally don't even know what real muscles look like.

>>41222394
Is that guts?

>>41221782
how do i know if I have narrow shoulders? whats a good ratio? i'm 5'9

I'm balding and a manlet but I have gigantic guns naturally and a huge dong so i need a tiebreaker

>>41221377
>that exploded bellybutton

holy shit

>>41221367
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU KNOW

>>41221273
Why the fuck does he look like that

>>41221732

Because hernia.

>>41222988
Looking like dick skin? Is that appealing to you?

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Aren't all these people with abs just starving themselves of water?

>>41221367
literally goal body below neck, fuck you on about
can't fix ugly but this guy did his best

no fucking way he's natty tho

>>41221367
NANOMACHINES, JACK! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA!

>>41221299
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41222394
0.003% body fat lol

>>41221367
TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

>>41225678
yeah, they're also doing some other stuff. Look into carb-loading

>>41221367
What the fuck are you on about? The next president of the US is _not_ unaesthetic.

>>41222020
kek'd

>>41222394
How do I attain mummy mode?

>>41223565
>tom platz of abs
>not fit
choose one.

>>41225947
http://www.simplyshredded.com/helmut.html
Try looking shit up every once in a while, dicksneeze.

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>>41221367

liftin propane tanks'll do that for ye, i tell ye what

>>41221273
>tfw wide hips
>this is the best I'll ever look

fucking kill me

>>41222600
YOU will most likely never get that shredded.
even roiding.

>>41221377
cringed

>>41221273
lol at his clavicles

>>41221683
hyperextension at the elbows, weightlifters can develop it

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>>41226285
lol

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>>41226919

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>>41226919

>>41226919

Underrated

>>41222394

How is he alive?

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>>41226919

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>>41226919

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>>41226919

>>41222394
Looks animated street fighter character I'm jelly as fuck

>>41222394
if he quit cutting he'd look great

>>41221367
His forehead looks shopped

>>41222394
looks like a legit saiyan

>>41222394
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>>41221321
Traps are so fucking ugly.
Why do people want big traps?

>>41225678
bait?

>>41229214
It just comes with doing lots of pulls - ie Oly lifting. Got it worse than him myself, and I never isolate them, only deadlifts.

>>41221655
Not him. Not a faggot, but I do enjoy anal raping weak willed anime posting faggots like yourself.

>>41221367
>Contacts
>Shaved Head
>Grow out the beard
There, fixed it.

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>>41229214
No muscle is ugly. This is why you will never make it.

>>41221299
GOLEM GET YE FOOKIN GONE

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>>41226919
kek'd the hardest I have in a while, thank you anon

>>41221299
G O L E M G O T Y E G O N E
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>>41221299
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>41221367

>>41221367
minecraft lookin ass

Wanted to make a thread with OP picture.
I am a lanky manlet, like the one in the picture.

What should I do?
Obviously getting all buffed would make me look like shit.

>>41221273
>stop training obliques
>fucking HAMMER those lats until you got wings
>bulk up to 13% bf
He will look at least 6x better like that.

>>41221367
This guy is aesthetic as fuck. Someone please get him a white button up with the sleeves rolled up.

>>41230636
You won't look like that if you actually expand your ribcage while breathing, dont test the max limits of your sidepull, and keep decent posture.

>>41230715
Since when can one past his puberty expand his ribcage?

Sounds like pseudoscience stuff

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>>41221367
FuckingSenatorArmstrong/10

>>41222600
The same amount of month it would take to kill yourself via anorexia -1 day

>>41229214
Traps are amazing. They really add to an imposing physique and make it obvious you lift in even the baggiest of shirts. They're also very functional because not only do they keep your arms on your body when you're holding heavy weights, but they also help lock your neck in place so you can better handle a punch.

>>41221299
Love you Lenny.

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>>41221394
Hey, vsauce, Michael here

>>41222988
dude he looks like he just trespassed in the tomb of Tutankhamen

>>41221377
i want to puke
what the fuck is happening with this bellybutton?

>>41222394
Nanosuit mode

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>>41221335

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>>41226919

>>41221377
Ignoring the prolapse button, but the fuck is wrong with his skin? It just looks.. so off
Like he's leathery or something.

>>41233369
GOLEM GET YE GONE!

>>41233369
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41230762
That looks good, what's unaesthetic about that?

>>41233369
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41229214
Its usually a side effect.

>>41221299
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41221367
N-nanomachines dad?

>>41230762
Fuck off, Pocock is fucking based

>>41221299
golem git ye gone

>>41221273
That guy is actually okay looking iirc, just that picture is a bad one

>>41233369
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41230762
Is this bait

>>41233369
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>>41226919
lmao

>>41234335
there's an ultra gay vid of him posing with his "crew" and he looks just as bad in motion

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>>41222394
Yet another positive side effect of the Bogpill

>>41221377
Why doesn't he work his pecs more?

>>41221367
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

>>41221299
TEENAGE SUPER MUTANT

>>41233369
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41233369
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41221299
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>41222600
you just gotta stop drinking all fluids and subsist on dry oats straight outta the container for about three weeks

>>41221367
STANDING HERE

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>>41221377
obelisk the tormentor mode

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>>41226919
i'm in tears right now

>>41221377
hey /fit/ what exercises do I do to build my bellybutton muscles like pic related?

>>41236207

new goal body

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What about me can I join too?

>>41234473
See these guys a lot. Could someone give me a quick rundown?

>>41221338
OIL SPILL ON THE DAY LEE BABY PLZ.

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>>41236673

>>41236761

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff

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>>41236673
>>41221299

>>41236751
decent body, sorry bout the face. Never gonna make it

>>41236751
Unironically think this is a really good physique. The tats, hitler mo and skanky hair that hasn't been washed in a year aren't my cup of tea.

>>41236861
dammit
>>41236872
so?

>>41236916
> so
Thread is post unaesthetic fit people, I gave my feedback on your question if you could join in... You are indeed an unaesthetic fit dude. Not entirely sure where the confusion lies. You're fit, you lack attractive qualities due to the tats, hair and mo. The hair and mo can be fixed at least, unless you like that grungy 'never get an actual job' scene. If that's you; fucking whatever good on you, if you have any desire to be normie then fix how you look.

>>41221299
>>41221752
How does this happen? Has his gut literally dragged the skin/nipples down off of his upper torso?

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>>41221273
It's his neck.

Also his total disconnection with the reality of his aesthetic strengths.

then why did you say ironic. I was asking if i fit in the thread. mustache obviously a joke.

>>41232795
Why does he say his name twice? Did he name his viewers vsauce?

>>41236976
> Unironic

As in I legitimately like your physique despite the look you're going for. Trying to be objective in that your body is something I would like myself, however I separate this appreciation for what I dislike.

sorry im tired as fuck>>41237031

>>41236673

but which one is the real et????

>>41236963
Hgh abuse.

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>>41236761

>>41222394
Showed this guy to my gf and she called him beef jerky mode

>>41222394
this is fucking sick, it would be my dream body if it would be obtainable/sustainable

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>>41236970
Christ. I always thought neck gains were a meme but this a black and white science

>>41221565
Jesus christ gearfags need to kill themselves

>>41236751

I actually think you can fix yourself. You're making a silly face for no reason.

Fix your hair and grow a decent beard.

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>>41221299
Lenny is cool as shit tbougjh.

>>41237200
Dick shaped sweat mark.
Shoop?

>>41238180
He's a bit delusional and his lights aren't all on upstairs, but I enjoy his antics.

Though, even without the shenanigans, I do prefer him to other Delray Misfits, like Brad who's a 30 something-year old with a mind of an edgy 14-year old cunt (with a fedora to boot), Jason who is mentally disabled, Andrew who is a boring cookie cutter with no character, and so on.

He has a big heart, and smarter and wiser than what his appearance implies.

>>41230762

Leave Pocock out of this
Also no joke he looks great, right?