Lads I'm going to a party with my crush tonight. She rejected

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Did she have a boyfriend, though?

>>41219389
>"I have a boyfriend" meme
Usually it isnt a meme, if a girl is decently attractive and not a complete social shut in she usually has a bf.
Or she is you know, 11 and hasnt met a boy before

>>41219389
Roofie in her drink and rape her.

24 pull ups.

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OP does she really have a BF? If she's attractive, theres an 85% she has a BF. You have to get lucky and be at the right place at the right time.

Talk to other girls at the party and if she really is meming, she'll get jealous which is a good thing. If not, you still did the best thing to break your oneitis,

>>41219436
No that is going too far
>>41219424
That is very true and likely the case.

I'm thinking about just starting off with a neg to get her guard down. Then when she drinks a bit more going in for the kill. It is probably the last time I will ever see her so might as well...

>>41219389
I can do like 13 but have been there for a while now, should probably grease the groove

>>41219480
>I'm thinking about just starting off with a neg to get her guard down
I wouldnt advice for this but i dont have much experience dealing with this shit
One guy i know does this, its the first thing he does when you see him and it just pisses people off

Id say challenge her instead and be fun, be friendly and once she is drunker then you start playing games with her.

Cant say it will work because girls are born flakers and they can flirt like crazy with you until they suddenly remember they have a bf and then they turn cold but good luck, nothing to lose

>>41219485
Well I can do three, but I also can do a full brake job on my car, which involves grease, too.

>>41219480
If thats too hard then just do 2x12 pullups

>>41219585
What's the best program for guys like me who can barely do one pullup

>>41219604
Scoobie has a good methode
But the way i got it from 5 to 12 in a week is weighted pullups

>>41219389
>She rejected me a few months ago with the whole "I have a boyfriend" meme.
oh oh

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>>41219389
>girl asked me is she wanted to make out with her
>paused for a bit, wasn't into her
>asks me what's wrong do you have a gf?
>say "yes I do and I don't want to cheat on her"
>even though I had nothing and didn't want to make her feel bad
she took it very well, job well done

>>41219614
>can barely do one
>just do them weighted
Kek

>>41219389

just be cool

>>41219644
Hello cuck, next time reject her like a real man.

>>41219389
Be a funny dickhead to her
Stop giving a shit about her and find a different girl to bang that night
If you can't leave with different girl get a number at least
If you leave with crush just fucking grab her face and make out and then escalate depending on her reaction

The idea that you need to "win her over" at a fucking party of all places already tells me you're too beta to actually do anything.

>>41219656
How am I a cuck?

She isn't the only girl at the party, so forget about her since she already rejected you.

>>41219389
get with other girls in front of her

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>>41219644

>having a boyfriend is a meme
What

>>41219695
No its /fit/ and /r9k/ theory that girls say "I have a bf" instead of outright rejecting you
Obvious bullshit but whatever helps them sleep at night

>>41219389
are you stronger than her? If yes, why not just rape her or w/e?

>>41219649
Helium balloons took me from not being able to do one pullup to doing them 1 handed.

>>41219669
>>41219678
>>41219688
I will do this. Women are jealous creatures and I can see it going well.

>>41219389
>What do I do tonight to win her over?
Girls like his that can do lots of pullups. Do at least 10 consecutive pullups in front of her tonight and you're in

>To keep it fitness related: How many pullups can you do in a row? I'm at 8
Oooohhhhhh..... Um idk then

>>41219424
> a girl is decently attractive and not a complete social shut in she usually has a bf.
This though. If she is single you need to move fast, women under 30 don't stay single for long unless they want to since they can basically get a bf any time they want

>>41219389
Can you faggots start taking the "I have a boyf" rejection as a meme and actually realize its the truth. I've had to tell two guys to fuck off and threaten to beat them up if they don't stop talking to my girlfriend, and I'm convinced it's because people like you see it is an invitation rather than a rejection.

>>41219745
>Women are jealous creatures
Are they really?
Doesnt seem like it, would they even notice since they are busy 24/7 with guys chatting them up

>>41219758
>. I've had to tell two guys to fuck off and threaten to beat them up if they don't stop talking to my girlfriend

Nice, my gf usually rejects them for me.
This time I arrived a little late, and my gf told me this guy came and sat with them and she rejected him.
He couldn't stop looking at me, I just turned around, gave a little nod with a grin while she started licking my ear.
Can't say I ever felt threatened by other men, but then again I'm like 6'3".

>>41219793
>again I'm like 6'3".
...
>Ey yo, lets rob that guy over there. Did you bring the gun?
>Yeah but he is like 6'3'' or something...you sure its gonna work?
>Shiiiet, you know fuck it. lets beat up and rob short people

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Is dating a 19 year old a bad idea? She asked me when I'm free and gave me her number. I'm 24 and desperate, lads.

>>41219793
She rejects all of them straight off, but there's always one or two like OP that persist. They usually back off once they see me in person, but its a pain that it even has to happen in the first place.

>>41219745
Op please do not do this to make her jealous, do this for yourself and have fun, bro. This girl isn't worth you making an ass of yourself to make her jealous and ending up not getting any pussy. Rarely are vaginas worth this level of mental gymnastics and she is definitely not one of them.

>>41219830
>its a pain that it even has to happen in the first place.
Well no offence mate but have you tried being single these days?
99% of girls are taken so chances are she will get hit on and guys like sex and relationships so we are persistant

I had to defend my gf from guys using sneaky tactics to break us up, its part of having a gf.

>>41219826
She's outta high school so it's kool

>>41219826
No wtf man there is literally no Problem with that

>>41219389
Don't try and win girls over. Just have fun and look sexy, girls will come to you.

>>41219826
That's a little older than prime age, I see no problem.

>>41219424
Legitimate question:

If they always have boyfriends then how the fuck do you date them?

>>41219826
it's not a bad idea for anyone who isn't a fucking autist.

for you, you might as well just give yourself blue-balls and whine about depression for the next 5 months and save the poor girl the effort.

>>41219897
>If they always have boyfriends then how the fuck do you date them?
A few options
1. Steal her from the other guy. She will be looking for a replacement bf before she breaks up usually so you need to get to know her here
2. get to know her in the short time span that she is single after a breakup (usually a few weeks)

Most girls i know who are my own age (28) havent been single for any real period of time since they were 13-15

During my three years single ive found 4 girls whom ive asked out, they all accepted but they admitted to having a "its complicated" relationship i.e they had a bf and were looking to replace him

>>41219855
I don't understand the advantages of a gf, the best relationship is always more than friends and less than a couple. Granted I have issues being emotionally close and trusting women because of my mother.

>>41219897
Sabotage their relationship and make the girls break up.
It's rather amusing actually

>>41219830
well, she rejected this guy and looked like he was gonna cry once. I was ready to buy him a beer :/

>>41219929
Jesus Christ, women are fucking awful.

>>41219389
Really? Nobody?
BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>41219826
You retard it'd be okay even if she'd be 18. Literally legal everywhere. Fuck you might even be her 1st and secure virgin qt for yourself.

>>41219855
Fair enough asking a lass if she's single or not, but when she says no and her boyfriend gets involved it's time to step off.

At the end of the day I suppose I enjoy being able to tell a lad that's she mine, so it's not all that bad.

>>41219929

I mainly hang with my wife's friends now and a lot of them are single. Most mediocre looking one's chronically single, and even a few straight up hot ones.

As long as we're doing anecdotes.

>>41219929
>they all accepted but they admitted to having a "its complicated" relationship i.e they had a bf and were looking to replace him
(anger against women intensifies)

>>41220004
You would do the same if you had the options to do so

>>41219935
>Granted I have issues being emotionally close and trusting women because of my mother.
I know that feel, my mom fucked me up as well and several gfs helped out too.

I think the advantage is that its easy, if you want to fuck its easier to get it from her than having to put extreme amounts of effort into maybe getting laid.
Its more consistent as well, finding a girl who is single and willing to fuck could take a long time.

There are benefits to a gf but they dont come free

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>>41219408


Her boyfriend is Nick Batemen. (unoffically) (in

her name is amanda cerny btw.

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>>41220060
>>41219408

Another picture of Nick bateman, her unoffical boyfriend

u can thank the lookism and fit for my collection

>>41219826
>>believing you're mentally superior to a 19 year old

Kek m8 wait til you hit 40

>>41220008
>19 years old
>virgin
Where are you from anon? It's most normal for people to lose theor virginity when they're like 14

>>41220031
>Most mediocre looking one's chronically single, and even a few straight up hot ones.
Im willing to bet you $100 they have options but refuse to take them.
Whenever you hear "Where are all the men?" or something similar you should know she is probably swiping left on tinder and rejecting alot of guys already

Ever had that feeling when you look in the fridge after you been shopping and its stocked but you still feel like there is nothing to eat?
This is what women see on the very slim change they are single when they look at the dating market

>>41220060
>>41220073
They are fucking half siblings you retard

>>41220060

That guy looks weird proportion-wise (body and even face) and despite being vaguely attractive he also has something very punchable about his face.

Height really allows you to slay prime pussy.

>>41220134

u do realize that incest is a thing right?

>>41220080
Idaho

>>41220100
Actually it's more like they have a grocery cart filled with snacks and a lot of stuff that they can get or can't get for various reaons, the store is closing in 2 minutes, and the good stuff that has them drooling and walking funny is well out of their reach and price range on the top shelf.

>>41220170
So they have guys but refuse to settle because they were too picky?
Point proven then i guess...

Also store is closing? how old are you/they? 40?

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>>41220041
I just think it's ridiculous that the only feasible options of finding a girlfriend involve sabotaging a pre-existing relationship or just happening to meet them in the gap where they're single.

Women are either so deceptively evil or insanely co-dependent that it's a wonder they get anything done at all without a man around.

>>41220134

She says it's just an expression lol.

You do realize most people attracted to others that look alike.

Nick batemen is basically a masculine chad/slayer version of amanda cerny.

>>41219826
if you need to ask the question (and asking /fit/ of all places), you probably already know the answer

>>41220387
Pretty sure the fact that you think these things is why you are alone and have no or shitty friends

>>41219826
That's the fucking jackpot nigga. Smash them sugarwalls