>tfw this has over 24k likes

>>41214906
lol tall people are the biggest copers, the only thing they have got going for them is their height and try to make it seem like anyone shorter than them is a less of a person. even tho the people that do this usually have a few extra chromosones running through them

>>41214983
Stop being so mad little gnome, relax man lmao.

>>41214906
>Short guys can have each other
b-but what if a tall guy also wants a short guy? just hypothetical

>>41214983
This is actually true now that I think about it. The only tall people I know who jack off about being tall are ugly or autistic

>>41214906
>literally asking for a Manlet to start go full RREEE and start a shooting

Lanklets need to step off.

>>41214906
>tall women

HAHAHAHA never date tall women, they're so mentally fucked up.

>>41214983
I've found that women tend to shit on manlets more than other men.
Most guys DGAF. Might rip on you on a bit, but it's all in good fun.

>>41215049
I want to breed with one, no way in hell I'm risking getting disgusting manlet babies.

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>>41214906

>tfw gfs period is late

>>41214983
>tall people are the biggest copers
only the ugly ones

>>41215069
>implying genetics work that way

Enjoy your mentally ill children I guess

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>ladbible
who does this

>>41214983
Salty manlet detected

>>41215049
way to generalize
anyway, women have it easy. Height for them doesn't matter unless they're taller than 6'2. That's starting to be a bit too much

Good. Manlets need to be bred out and the more people that know this, the better.

All manlets should just die.

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I'm 5'6"

>5'7
>will never have to deal with nagging women
>will never have to deal aging women
>will never have to risk losing my fortune to women
>will never have to work around a woman and her high expectations/requirements for staying content
>will never have to keep a woman happy
>will never have to deal with the massively depreciating asset that is the female human
>will never have to deal with shit tests
>can fuck 8-10/10 escorts anytime I want, LEGALLY, NO LAWS BROKEN (Australia)

I wasn't even born with the mental capacity to deal with a female in a serious relationship, I just get sick of women so fast, they're too stressful to be around. If anything it's a BLESSING to me that I wasn't born with height, being one of the top attracting features a man can have.

It's amazing because I NEVER have to experience a woman trying to "catch" me as their ideal husband, so I am so fucking SAFE from the slavery of a woman's expectations, its' fucking fantastic. My 5'7 height literally keeps these women away from me, their biology wont even let them do their manipulative games they play to "catch you" and lock you down. Lank-lets deal with this 24/7, hence why they're constantly in relationships with women. The way Lank-lets deal with this stress of having to keep a woman, they just shit on shorter guys, and say stuff like "HAHA IM A SLAVE AND UR NOT LOLOLOL". To me, it's just like, ok? Congrats? Your life is revolved around women and their wants/needs and expectations????? Why would I ever envy you? I just feel bad for you, because you don't know life outside of women, you're so brainwashed into thinking women are everything that you cannot imagine life outside of that. It's why you'll end up dying at 65 from stress (and height) of constantly trying to keep a woman happy while your wife lives to 100. Cucks.

>have a manlet coworker
>no more than 160
>ripped
>full sleeve tattoos
>tough guy attitude when in reality he's a beta bitch
>his gf has kid from previous relationship
He's like incarnation of manlet stereotype, if not for the fact that he's balding, I bet he would have the appropriate haircut too.

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Ha, imagine if you were under 6' and lived in the Star Trek universe and met a 6' woman like Dax.

Imagine if you made a tricky recalibration on the sensor array to map anomalies in the Denorios belt and she was so happy that she swooped in to hug you and wrapped her arms over your shoulders and gently patted you on the head and called you her little engineer and giggled ha ha as she tilted your face down and kissed you on the forehead.

Imagine if you went to get drinks in Quark's Bar after your shift but there were no seats left so she pulled you onto her lap which was soft and warm and she wrapped her arms around you as she nuzzled her head against yours but then when you tried discussing tomorrow's duty roster with your mates she kept interrupting by squeezing your love handles and giving you tickling jabs and she cracked up ha ha ha at your nervous squeals.

Imagine if you were walking the Promenade and she asked you to kiss her but she tilted her head back and your lips couldn't reach so she laughed ha ha so you stood on your tiptoes but she stood on tiptoes too so you still couldn't reach her so she laughed harder ha ha ha and she pushed you jokingly but you were off balance and surprised by her strength so you fell down and she started apologizing and got on the ground with you and started kissing your scrapes and bruises to make you feel better and she pulled you back up and even tried pulling you onto her back to carry you to her quarters on the Habitat ring and you thought you would be too heavy for her but you weren't.

Imagine if you spilled plasma coolant on your uniform and she got a crazy idea for you to try one of hers before replicating a new one so she took your uniform off and she dressed you in her top but then she fell on top of you while struggling to contain her laughter ha ha ha as her panties and pants kept falling off because they were too large for you and she thought it was cute.

Ignore me, just posting for amusement ha ha.

>>41215860
that's probably what he means though. Tall women, very few men will be with unless they are as tall or taller, and those guys will already have a hot shorty. Taller women are emasculating and intimidating to men and women that are even slightly shorter than themselves. Imagine being a 6'1 guy and your whole life you've been above average in height and then you meet a woman who is 6'5. No fucking way you'd be with her, your height is already above average, you already tower over most women, and this bitch makes you look like a little kid. That's why even taller guys won't go with a woman that's tall. Nobody wants tall women except other women as a taboo type of thing which is by tall women are the most likely to be lesbians.

>>41216106
>computer, load "strap on is slightly too big for the little engineer's butthole" into the holodeck

>be 5'6 62kg autist
>still manage to cuck a 6'4 guy by fucking his 6' gf

I was actually surprised at how easy it was to turn 'you're cute' into 'fuck me on the floor'.

>>41215109
It actually does work that way little guy.
Height is on average the height of both parents combined then divided by 2, +7 if it's a dude -7 if it's a grill.

>>41216223
I'm trying to achieve this mode, most girls say I'm like a cute 5'6 cuddly bear but few would actually fuck me

Gotta get swole

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>>41216106
kek

>>41216106
Wow

I read all that

Something is wrong with me

>>41216106
You could probably charge money to write stuff like this. It's pretty good.

>>41216371
Yup I'm actually surprised how good this is

Anon needs to target the lonely tall woman market

>>41215973
the manlet cope is real

>>41216223

Things that never happened: the post

Imagine being the same height as freshman in high school. LOL

>>41215079
Congrats bro

>>41215973
Where in Australia bro?
NSW here

>>41215973
kek is this pasta

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>>41214906
>tfw a short homo

>>41214906
short guys are not the same short guys that /fit/ describes

short for normies is <5'7"

>>41216331
as a manlet, sure.

btu if a woman says she'd fuck you she's no lady. Or she's lying.

>>41216253
I'm 6'3, my brother is 6'5.
Dad is 5'11
Mom is 5'8

Pretty sure height can skip a generation (moms dad was 6'6)

>>41216106
it's really good, gave me a halfboner

>>41217881
both of you are so fucking lucky

>t. dad 6'1 im 5'10

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>>41217918
>mom 5'6 and dad 5'9
>me 6'1
Thanks god

>>41217963
>>41217881
>Tfw you have to find out through a Chinese basket waving forum your dad got cucked.

>dad is 6'0
>mom is 5'9
>i'm 6'4

im not sure how i got so lucky but im not complaining

>be hanging out at a bar/restaurant with some people i recently met
>go outside for a smoke with some of them
>there is this couple
>her- 3/10 chubby and barely 5foot tall
>he- average guy but around 5foot3
>we all had a couple of beers and talk stupid shit
>some other chick looks at the short chicks bf and then at her
>"i feel so bad for you"
>her reply is a sad smile
>me and other guy look at eachother to check if that shit really just happened


this shit is not ok
im all for bullying people with shitty personalities and fat people because that shit is a choice,but he has no fucking control over his height

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>>41216106
>Wanting slutty jadzia
>not wanting the superior qt ezri

PetaQs, all of you.

>>41217990
should be thankful for those alpha genetics. the real losers are the guys whose mothers let their beta father impregnate them

>>41218159
Honestly I don't think people understand how making fun of a dude just because of his height negatively affects him

>>41215059
yeah whenever girls talk about each other it's like
> she is getting married ... blah, blah... he is a bit short, but nobody is perfect ... blah blah .. he is a good guy

literally happened to me 2 days ago

>>41216106
ha ha

>>41218159
>smoking
>2017

what kind of 3rd world are you from

>>41217990
I would've thought about that long before if we both didn't look almost exactly like our dad lmao.

>>41218096
Do you think your height just gets averaged?

>>41218854
China

>>41217990
First case is easy: The mother is tall. 5'8 is tall for a woman.

Second case is pretty similar. The mother is only 3 inches shorter than the father, both parents of roughly average height. Guy turns out 4 inches taller than his dad. Happens all the time. Had to happen a lot in the past, otherwise we'd still all be 5 feet short.

>>41218096
>5'9 mother
>surprised he's tall

>>41214983
>Chromosomes running through them
Can't tell if you can't into English or can't into biology. Either way, stay salty manlet

Well fuck you all, im 183cm, 6'0 for you Americucks who still arent using metric system and Im only average in my country (Netherlands, one of the tallest average people).

No girl is especially attracted to me. Most of my friends are taller than me. I should move to a country with smaller people

>>41214906
STFU ALL OF U, GIRLS WILL ALMOST ALWAYS POINT OUT YOUR INSECURITES, IF YOU ARE SHORT/BALDING/WHATEVER THE FUCK, AND IF YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF SAYING "N-NO, I'M NOT SHORT/BALDING", SHE GETS FUCKIN WET BROS

OWN YOUR INSECURITIES, WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT SOME FUCK ON INSTAGRAM THINKS,

WHY ARE U ALL SO STUPID.

>>41215034
Kek

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>>41214983
>manlets unironically getting THIS assmad

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>>41215973
>writes literally half a page
lmao

>>41219150
>SHE GETS FUCKIN WET BROS
lawl, confirmed for not knowing how women work.
Rest is good, just take this shit out

>>41219229
>proceeds to post the most famous manlet

Try again friend

>>41219102
Ya you should and you can. Stop moping you pussy.

just curious, how do things work in china? they barely have any women since they destroy most female fetuses
does every bitch date like 3-4 guys at the time?

Your sickening hegemony will only be short living.
On the day of the saw, manlet supremacy will be re-instated. Permanently. You lanklets will curse your oversized bodies and regret EVER disrespecting the manlet master race.
Mark my words lanklet scum, do not for one second lack our resolve, the resolve of a people who have nothing left to lose.

>>41219441
Lanklets actually think manlets aren't capable of brutally murdering them

They took everything we once had

>>41214983
I'm 6'2 with relaxed posture barefoot and I would never like this picture because it's mean, also because the height meme is bullshit and only regurgitated by insecure people. I know lots of guys around 5'6-5'11 with pretty girls. Some of those guys are shorter than their girls but more often than not they're taller.

>>41214983
some people have nothing else to be proud of. im 6'3 and i while i dont dont doubt this helps, i also dont think this is my best feature.
also if you ever go out you will see a lot of ugly and tall people so these memes should only bother you if youre a neet or something, which case better kill yourself anyway

>>41214906
girls like to pretend they have high standards on the internet. they think if they reject a guy way out of their league, suddenly they are in his league. its a basic coping mechanism.
either find that 1/10 girl who isnt an annoying basic bitch or end up r9k

>>41215904

every. fucking. time