How's your shitting posture?
Similar, but tuck up both my legs with the heels on the edge of the seat.
Turns it into a high flow shit highway
Raise my knees high up, similar to squaty potty, shit comes out like a faucet
>not shitting in the shower and using the shower head as a bidet.
Using a toilet is a waste of water and paper.
>2017
>Not reabsorbing all waste for 100% efficiency
>>41214089
Do you push the turd down the shower with you heel?
>no squatting to shit for maximum healthiness
Squat on the seat.
I attribute my perfect ATG squat to my defecatory technique.
>>41214428
I cut the into small chunks with my glutes and use the shower head to make them into a shit soup. I'll dump draino if a clog seems to be forming.
>>41213977
>2017
Not having a super advanced digestive system that only produces liquid waste.
Why spend ages sitting when you can be finished in 40 seconds?
>>41214707
charge your ipad, you gook retard.
>>41215222
I did, it's at 40% now
>>41215275
now STOP READING GOOK SHIT
>>41213977
>Not squatting on the toilet to shit as nature intended
Never gonna make it tbqh
I only do it like pic related.
>>41213977
Guys, I'll tell you a secret: if you want to shit fast and clean, you have to lean forward, like >>41216458 pic related
He was joking, but what I said actually works. When you're in that position squeeze your abs as hard as you can.
It can reduce your pooping time by 50% or even 70%.
I'm not kidding, try it for yourself
>>41216458
literally no shit'll come out of my ass if the bar isnt over the mid-foot.
>>41213977
Number one, eat your vegetables.
Besides that, spread cheeks & sit.
If I lean forward while on the shitter for too long I get pins and needles when I stand up so I have to lean back. Also I noticed the wider I open my legs the less in affects me
>>41214039
This + bobbing back and forth will gently push it out without pressuring and risking anal fissures. Believe me on that: DO NOT PRESS HARD, YOU WILL REGRET IT SOONER OR LATER.
>>41216594
>Having to use a foot stool to reach depth instead of being able to do it with no gimmick...
>>41216594
This right here ladies and gentlemen. Shit slides out my ass faster than a icecream machine.
>>41216594
When I use this it feels like I removed the shit deep inside my intestines. Before this, it felt like there was shit still deep inside and it was nothing but a fake shit.
PREVENT COLON CANCER, USE A SQUATTY POTTY.
>>41216631
>tfw had bloody asshole for years
>kept coming back now and then, usually after a strenuous shit
>increased fibre by adding chia seeds to shakes for fibre plus some protein
>shits just fall out me now with no trouble
Fibre is your friend guys.
>>41216594
I'd love to have one of these but I'd feel like such an autist explaining to guests about my shitting apparatus in the toilet.
>>41217259
It's your house, fuck what they think.
>taking away pleasures in life because of what other people think.
Wanna know a secret of how the rich people got rich and doing "dirty" shit without a second thought?
(Rhetorical question, the answer is in the statement I just made)
>>41217243
Your problem wasn't a lack of fiber.
Your problem was a lack of hydration.
>>41217280
>Wanna know a secret of how the rich people got rich and doing "dirty" shit without a second thought?
I can believe that a squatty potty can allow you to dirty shit without a second thought but how the fuck does it make you rich?
Anyone else get absolutely massive shits while on a bulk?
>>41217259
Everyone either has one of these or at least knows about it, if you live in America. You wouldn't have to explain shit.
>>41216485
>It can reduce your pooping time by 50% or even 70%.
Why would you want to reduce? It's wonderful to spend atleast 30 min on the can
>>41213977
>How's your shitting posture?
Shitty.
>>41217309
Read the fucking entire context you autist. Look at what I was replying too. I was giving him tips on how to not give a shit what other people think.
IF you were trying to make a joke, you still fail.
>>41214089
Waffle stomp through the drain
>>41217174
>>41217178
Agreed, /fit/ards. I used to have bowel issues but after using this I don't even need to bring my phone in any more. I'm in and out in two minutes.
>>41213977
When I'm at home I literally squat on the edge of the seat, it's the natural way.
>>41213977
The shit belongs in the toilet, not on it
>he doesn't stick his finger up his butt to force a bowl movement
Oh I am laffin
>>41217243
Just had a painful shit a few days ago, stood up and saw blood in the bowl. Took another shit today, more blood.
>haven't been getting enough fiber lately
Never again lads.
> he dosen't shit in the street
>>41214482
If you drink the draino beforehand it'll solve all those problems
>>41216458
>low bar shitting
>hemorrhoids
Pick both retard
>>41216594
>tfw not a manlet so don't know these feels
>>41216594
>mfw we've been shitting the wrong way.
>>41216594
God bless the squatty potty. shit actually works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
>>41216458
>going out some place
>need to take a shit
>toilet looks questionable
>able to squat over seat without touching it
Functional strength! Thanks rippletits.
>>41217259
a step stool serves the same purpose, just keep one near your bathroom door. perfectly understandable
>>41216594
Been using it for two months now, never going back to plebshitting.
>>41214454
>>41214039
if your toilet breaks off you gonna slice your fucking body in half, theres pictures of it.
>>41217387
>Based Shitman
right foot on the seat, other foot on the floor. its probably weird but i never liked putting my entire ass on the seat.
>>41216594
bought this a few years ago. absolute godsend.
>>41216594
this is the true red pill. been using a squatty potty for over since the beginning of 2016 and its nearly a gift from god. this is the way we are designed or evolved to shit.
>>41214039
>>41214454
This is what I've done since I was a kid
But I did it cause I was scared of sitting with a hole under my ass, it just didn't feel right
>>41218618
This. I almost tried the Indian squat on the toilet but just as I was about to put my legs up I remembered that the bowl could break and slice my fucking legs off.
>>41218618
idk senpai it's never happened to me. I can't shit any other way, this is how I've always shat and it feels natural. I think I'm gonna buy one of those squatty potty things.
>>41214089
This is nearly as disgusting as the morbid obese anon who sat on the toilet for 30mins to let the shit dry on his ass