How could any self respecting man allow this? What do?

Be the next guy her boyfriend wakes up to her fucking.

>fuck her in front of bf
>become bros with him
>become gym bros with him
>get him to leave his fat jew gf

Tfw I can't get laid but this chick has a bf and fucking multiple side dudes.

I can't even get a reply on snapchat from grills these days

>>41209470

Fuck her in his bed. Beta losers like that deserve it

>>41209470
Self respecting men don't allow that.

Even if you did allow that.. say you're in an open relationship.. your wife starts fucking someone in the bed you're sleeping in. I would slap the shit out of that woman.

Literal cuckoldry.

That's just sad, that guy must have terrible self esteem. Unless that boyfriend is banging sluts on the side too, then this is just horrible.

>>41209470
I know, who the hell would swipe right in a hamplanet???

>>41209508
grow a vagina my man

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?

>>41209867
>can I be the next guy try and wake up your boyfriend?

Say it op. Get some easy loving in

>>41209867
At this point you should ask for nudes then bail

>>41209867
Post her other pics. Is she hot? She doesn't look it.

>>41209888
Trips of truth. Now do it and post em anon.

>>41209470
Have her wake up to you fucking her boyfriend and see how she likes it.

>>41209867
I'm going to jizzum on his face while he's asleep

>a fucking /b/-tier thread

Whatever. Lurking for interest.

>>41209967
Hello newfag, welcome to /fit/.

>>41209867
this fucking champion of a female. 10/10 alpha fem


i'm absolutely repulsed

>>41209470
Op this girl is fat u don't want to fuck her, do you?
Ask her if she knows that it's not that her bf doesn't care it's that he doesn't want to say no and that he actually does care

>>41209867
It's literally cuckholdry if he's raising someone's else's kid.

But sounds like she's actually his beard.

>>41209867
Wow hot a what baabhabhiat yeaahhh

I'm a thirsty Indian guy and even I wouldn't want to fuck this broad

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>>41209931

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>>41210030

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!!!!!!!
No i dont want to fuck her, doing this for the fun of it

>>41209867
Find out what perverted shit she's into

>>41210044
Nigga stop being a pussy. Go all in. Do it for /fit/.

>>41210044
get pics
post here

>>41210017
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold

It's literal cuckoldry if they are married.

>>41210044
Why not?
Fucking her makes for a funny story, do it you faggot.

>gain her confidence
>make her leave her cuck bf
>date her
Simultaneously
>gain her bfs confidence
>make him make her want to leave him
>one day sneak him into your room while she's sleeping
>he brings his high priced Asian prostitute
>she wakes up to him fucking a hotter girl

This is the only way to bring balance to the universe OP. I believe in you

Make sure the bf is in the back of the nudes vllooking sad

>>41210061
Get trips and ill do it

>>41209888
>>41210120

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Maybe ill just tell her to post them here herself

>>41210120
Just do it you fag

>>41210141
You're such a fucking faggot. Just download Snapchat real quick. Takes 2 minutes.

I bet she has a fucking massive bush. She looks like a hairy jewess.

Op here, where can i have her send them so i can easily bail on the situation with no consequences?

>>41210141
just get her phone number

>>41210141
Nigger what are you doing

Whatever you do, do NOT refer her to 4chan

>>41210188
Don't listen to this dude

Women love it when you link them dat 4chan url

Use snapchat, what the fuck are you scared of?

You are taking too long, she is going to go cold.

>>41210188
Why not, just tell it's a funny cartoon forum where you hang out with your cool friends :^)

>>41210207
You think a bird is going to post to a web address? They are retarded, but not as retarded as you.

>>41210141
Why is it that whenever this shit happens OP has to be a fucking retard?

>>41210141
Tell her to post them to this exact thread OP. Please
TREEPS GETTTTT

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>getting cucked by a fat chick

>>41210141
If you refer her here she will get mad and I will use that opportunity to get her to reveal your info and then I will make sure you get what you deserve for not getting her nudes and posting them here yourself.

>>41210261
>implying that cow is even smart enough to post here

>>41210261
OP doesn't have the balls to refer her here

>>41210141
Just get her to text them to you

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OP is gonna fucked this one up, I'm calling it

>>41209470

>How could any self respecting man allow this?
>self respecting

Self-respecting men DON'T allow that.

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>>41210289
Agreed, prolly already has

Most threads don't even get this far. Don't fuck it up op

>>41210141
Link the thread and say it's a group chat filled with your siblings =)

Just usr snap chat and block her after.

Grab the snapchat and get her nudes. Once she's done link her this thread and tell her that she and her pics are going viral. Is it really that hard to execute?

There's only one reason OP hasn't posted yet and that's because he's fapping to her nudes.

After she sent them he found that he just couldn't help himself. After hundreds of hours of "thicc" threads, he's finally realized that that sweet sweet cottage cheese booty is all he's ever really wanted.

>>41209470
I don't see anything wrong with fucking her. She's a whore, the guy is a willing cuck, it's their problem.

>>41210274
If OP can figure it out, anyone can.

>>41209470
20 bucks says the "open relationship" is her doing the fucking while he contemplates suicide/homicide

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.

This shit is getting boring, come on OP

>>41210157
This is a correct statement on all accounts and should be considered.

>>41210359
nice job op

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>>41210359
Ohhhhhh BOY... don't fuck it up

These threads never deliver on the nudes, never ever

>>41210359
Even the land whale knows op is a fag

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>>41210359
>I feel like you're sort of fucking with me...

SHE KNOWS

Don't get just any old nudes. Get truly offensive degenerate nudes with a chicken leg hanging out of her asshole and her cuck boyfriend eating it

>I feel like you are fucking with me
/thread

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>>41210359
Oh fuk

>>41210359
give us her nudes

>>41210359
The fact that she's still putting up with your bullshit means that she absolutely wants you to dominate her.

Do it for us.

>>41210359
>8 min and you didnt respond
Might as well send the archaeologist Line

>>41210413
>2017
>not waiting at least 17.43 minutes before texting back
And you wonder why you're a virgin

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>>41209470
F-fuck her boyfriend

>n-no homo

Did OP pass out from shock?

C-c'mon op

>>41210359
16 Minutes later... Jesus
I got nudes faster in High School than you fucking can now.

We're waiting for you OP.

Why do we all want to see some fat broad's pancake titties so much?

>>41210457
Tinder slut confirmed for basilisk

>>41210501
They've never gotten nudes from a girl before so they're living out their fantasies through OP. Pathetic.

Op is hoarding the beauty. I need those nudes. I need to see her holding Twinkies and a bag of cheetos

all this time to download one pic from a fat broad, how fucking fat is she

>>41209867
This is some advanced degeneracy.

>>41210524
>beauty

she looks fat as fuck even from that picture angle

OP doesn't know how to use Snapchat and didn't save the nudes before the time ran out. It was all for nothing

T O P C U C K
O
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C
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>>41210027
Hey can you explain the difference to me between Saag Paneer and Palak Paneer? They both seem like spinach curry with paneer in them, but restaurants always serve one but not the other.

>>41210552
One is a shitty European car brand and the other is a dumb politician from Alaska. Hope this helped.

No keks were had the thread

OP, told you you the hairy jewess would go cold. You took too long man.

I hope you find your porridge arse one day.

ask if you can talk to her bf

>>41210552
just order Lamb Rogan Josh, BITCH

Have a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3XQZbNIJoM

Bump for nudes? How fat was this bitch

anon pls

>>41209503
please do this.

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Sorry guys idk how to use this app. Wont she know if i screenshot it?

>>41210781
yeah, so wait until she sends a 'good' one then screenshot. then say it's too perfect and you have to keep it to jerk off to later

>>41210781

she will, but hoes kind of expect the screencap - it a compliment

>>41210781
>like she'll give af

>>41210781
Step one: load the snap
Step two: turn on airplane mode
Step three: screenshot
Step four: turn off airplane mode

ezpz

>>41210781
Yea she will know just say youre saving them to fap to later

>>41210781
yes.

>>41210781
>>41210781
Yes. Just send her a pic of your boner and screenshot the pic she sends back of her disgusting tits. When she asks why tell her you like what you saw. It's a bullshit line that never works, but you aren't trying to fuck her so it doesn't matter.

Then post the pic here so that all the thirsty pathetic virgins in this thread can see boobs for once in their lives.

>>41210781
>>41210798
make sure you log out of snapchat before you turn off airplane mode otherwise it still notifies her

>>41210798
They still get the notification just a bit later

>>41210781
You fucked up already. It tells her if you took a screenshot of the chat too.

>>41210823
proof? I've used this tactic before and not gotten caught, or at least called out...

>>41210781
This fucking guy...

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You said you didn't care about fucking her right? Who cares if she knows?

>>41210827
WASTED

>>41210827
My sides

>2012
>home wreck a relationship
>"everything would be perfect if i met you earlier"
>3rd person she cheated on in the past 4 years
>2017
>theyre still together

dont wrap your head around it op

>>41210827
Pack it up guys, it's over

>>41209508
>women will still complain about how hard it is to be a grill

>>41210141
brilliant

>tfw meeting a chick tomorrow thats into pet play
anyone pointers lads?
I'm just winging it

>>41209867
literally "stop trying to shame my behavior I am trying to normalize"

The kettle is black.

>>41210874
bring two puppies. they will play with each other guaranteed

Oh this is fucking hilarious op.

Stop worrying about what she thinks and tell her you cant wait to see wait to see her big hairy pussy. Genuinely dont know why this is so hard for you.

>>41210887
/wholesome/

>>41210887
>didn't have two puppies so I brought a ferret and a cat.

Did I fuck up?

>>41210058
Dubs decide if he fucks her

>>41209497
>Be the next guy her boyfriend wakes up to her fucking.
>fucking that fat bitch

>>41210912
Fuck her boyfriend

op come on

>>41210920
roll for this

>>41210920
do it op

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OP come on deliver us the nudes!

>>41209470
Fuck her boyfriend

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>>41210920

Thanks for reminding me to download the shot that lets me disable the snapchat download/screenshot notifications OP.

>>41210920
Roll

op the biggest noob

Bust your load into her boyfirends ass while you look deep into her souless eyes. Cuckception.

>>41210874
plz help guys, I'm feeling dogged
I can't make heads or tails of what she wants

>>41210986
make tails and you'll get head

>>41210986
>dogged
yeah like i said, bring little dogs. then you'll both be dogged. how is this complicated?

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>>41210986

opie opie

Is this nigga gonna deliver some 5/10 bbw nudes or what

I got her snapchat from the screenshots, she looks worse than in those pictures, she hasn't added me yet though

>>41211164
A+ son

>>41211160
>5/10
lmao she's like a 3 at best, if the other anon's right and she looks even worse than that it's not gonna be good

>>41211164
>Got her snapchat

Tell us anon, what is it?

lets keep positive bros

any guesses on what position this braphog is gonna use?

>>41210874
Make sure your collar fits and practice your barking. Also drink lots of water so your tongue doesn't go dry.

>>41211199
5/10 and under is all the same to me desu

>>41211220
myra_renna

>>41211275
oh shit nigga

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>>41211275
This gon' be good

>>41209934
Underrated post

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>>41210230
Standards are sliding to the point where they're in a position to do so, although half of this blame lies with fit dudes enabling this practice

>>41211275
her snapchat pic is fucking groseeeeee :((

Must we assume OP failed?

Did op deliver

>>41211356

MYYYYY EYEEEEEES

>>41211356
>>41211383

This was the fastest I've ever lost an erection... you fucked up OP... you fucked. Mods pls kill this thread.

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>>41211349
>OMG ALL THE HOT BUFF CHADS IM ATTRACTED TO WONT DATE ME BECAUSE IM FAT WHY ARE THEY SUCH SUPERFICIAL ASSHOLES

>"If one of your potential matches were overweight would that be a dealbreaker?" Yes

wakemeupinside

>>41211356
Post it for us anons without Snapchat

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>>41209867
>i'm high

>>41209470
OP post ur pics please no homo

>>41211349
Fat girls holding out for Channing Tatum to come sweep them off their feet is one of the funniest things in the world to me. Like this bitch is definitely gonna end up an obese crazy cat lady by age 40

>>41211437
I seconded the motion

SC: myra_renna

>>41211437
not even worth doing that bro

Jesus Christ she's fucking groce
DO NOT TAP THAT OP
Call her a fat cunt and tell her to lose some weight

I think OP abandoned ship.

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>>41211437
Not him but here I found it

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>>41211646
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
AND SOMEONE LETS THIS BEAST KEK HIM?

>>41211646
Weaponised autism is the best

>>41211646
>>41211654
He's probably cheating on her but can't break up because he's beta?

>>41209470
>How could any self respecting man allow this?
I don't think her bf is a man nor is he self respecting

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>Get out of long term relationship
>Lost virginity during said relationship
>Decide to sleep around and see what else it out there
>Meet girl that's in an open relationship
>She's a model
>Has implants, whole nine yards
>Start sleeping together regularly
>Find out her boyfriend is a cuck and has been getting off to the thought of us sleeping together
>He doesn't even like sleeping with other women

Like, I get why you'd have an open relationship if you both take advantage of it.
But how the fuck do guys actually enjoy getting cucked?
Always thought it was just an internet thing.

>>41211683
If thats her she doesn't look like a fucking model lmao

>>41211683
haha a fit model

>>41211683
Is that a tranny

Where did OP go?

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>>41210874
Here are some pointers for your pet play

>>41211754
He got eaten by the hamplanet. Poor thing never stood a chance.

>>41209867
dating cucks and smoking marijuana USA USA USA lmao

>>41211713
You have to remember that 99% of stories on /fit/ are either highly exaggerated or are only true up to about 50% of the way through.

I'm guessing he actually just met a girl who was in an open relationship, kissed or made out with her, then it fizzled out

>>41209470

Newsflash. The older you get you are gonna realize the following:

There are insane people in this world. And not just a few, like there are plenty of them, both male and female. You are gonna come across them socially, at work, and in relationships. Usually one or two per year.

Can you have a little fun with them? Sure.

Are they good people to have in your life? Naw.

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>>41210781
If you have a Mac you can view your phone screen with QuickTime and screenshot your computer screen. So you get a screenshot of your phone screen in the QuickTime window while circumventing the phone screenshot, and thus the Snapchat screenshot notification. You can probably do it on a PC too, but whatever,

You're welcome.

>>41211782
Underrated

>>41211461
All she needs is the cat.

>>41210112
I second this

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>>41210920
rolling

>>41211879
Newsflash. OP is a faggot who doesn't deliver.

>>41211683
Make her go to the gym that stomach is disgusting

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>>41211713
amature model*
She's definitely not the runway model type - in either face or body.

>>41211838
Did hook up a few times, but it did also fizzle out after a couple months.

>>41212725
Between her weird open relationship, and boring personality, she wasn't worth the time.

>>41210112
Thirding this.

>>41210552
one has gravy(curry in white language) in it?

>>41210956
Where.... Where's this from?

>>41210112
please turn that man into a Chad, OP. This is the only way.

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>>41210920
rorering

where are the nudes

>>41209503
THIS or
>>41210112
THIS

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i can't believe you faggots don't use Casper instead of Snapchat and do these gay tricks like airplane mode when i can just save them in the highest quality with Casper and they don't get any view notifications or anything.

You people are pathetic newfags. it's 2017. fuck off.

>>41209470

I've been homeschooled for the most part of my childhood so I don't see the problem.

Maybe they have been raised in a similar environment...

>>41213515

Your obvious viral attempt makes me sad

>>41211683
I dated a girl with silicone boobs a while back and desu it ruined me for naturals so good job anon, would smash also despite bizarre cuck scenario. and post moar pix

>>41213515
I got banned by casper use snapprefs

ever since I got a girlfriend I've been disgusted by my past

I used to go to clubs, drink, dance around with women and make out with them sometimes. now it just seems so gross. I don't wanna go back to that life. I just wanna be with her.

>>41213783
you're a liar and a faggot

>>41213641
what the fuck are you talking about faggot

YEAH DURRR HURR IM A SHILL

the app has 150k likes on facebook alone

go back to fucking r4ddit please

>>41213647
yeah i heard that's been happening. i use a rooted version so no problems for me. i'll have to check that one out.

>>41210920
this

> children aren't involved and nobody is married

Where does cucking come into this picture again or are you guys just projecting?

>>41213791

why would I lie? It's weird how things change when you're in a relationship with someone you love.

>>41213827
GOD could you get any gayer?

>>41209597
She's just thicc anon

>>41211646
>u Mira-in?

>>41211646
looks like a fat fish

>>41211164
how the fuck did you do that

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OP stop sucking a smosgasboard load of cocks and post the fucking nudes already

Jesus Mohammad Budha Moses Christ

Why don't we just fuck with this fat slut and find her Facebook?

>>41213992
when did this turn into /b/?

>>41213998
She's a fut ugly slut that fucks other dudes next to her bf. Sounds fucked up to me.

>>41213992
She's not fat anon. Stop using that word, she's thicc

>>41214009
yeah but he's obviously cool with it so what the fuck business is it of yours you salty neckbeard?

>>41209470
>date a girl for seven years
>be ok with an open relationship
>after seven years
Calling this guy a cuck doesnt even describe how much of a pussy he is. She should have been dropped like a bad habit.

Also, the two hookups in eight months is bullshit. Guys need to quit being so thirsty

>>41214019
>obviously cool with it
Believing a slut anon really?

>>41214045
You don't date someone for 7 years if you are not cool with waking up to them fucking other people you moron

>>41214045
so what was the name of the girl who hurt your feelings anon? you're obviously pretty butthurt about "sluts"

Keks were had, until next time OP.

;)

>>41214063
So after 7 years of a relationship you're cool with your girl fucking other dudes? Wow anon that's pretty progressive. I don't look at it like you do,. When did you start getting cucked?

>>41214069
Ellaine

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>>41214097

Don't worry bro Ellaine is a pieace of shit that doesn't deserve the incredible progress you've made and the better person you've become

All she has going for her are her declining looks and her disease ridden Vagina

>>41214097
Stop putting words in my mouth. I literally never said that's how I personally felt. But unlike you I'm not a manchild who likes to fuck with people who are like that. It's their fucking business. Grow up you fucking titty baby and go back to /b/

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>>41214117
T-thanks bro

>>41210531
This is the state of society in the West.

>>41214127
>You don't date someone for 7 years if you are not cool with waking up to them fucking other people you moron

You literally said this anon you liked getting cucked

>>41210112
her bf is probably sjw insufferable cunt desu. But maybe I'm wrong.

>>41210141
Do it. Maybe if she reads this thread she'll realize what degenerate she is

>>41214155
t. autistic child

Read this closely you fucking dolt because this will be my last reply. I said that because if they have been dating for seven years and he has woken up to her having sex, then he is obviously cool with it and she is not lying about it,, like you suggested in your previous reply. How you surmised that's how I would operate my personal relationships is beyond fucking daunting.

>>41212807
>amature model*
meaning a whore who spreads her bagina for camera or actual model who presents clothes?

>>41209508
Is no one else going to do it? Ok I guess I will.
"Ahem"
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>41214184
>taking the bait

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so this is the kind of trash that Tinder attracts. Enjoy your venereal diseases

PS If its a nigger in the bed, its probably a robbery setup

>>41209470

>self respecting

There's your answer friendo

>>41212807
is that minerva?

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>>41213827

Don't worry anon, I totally understand that.

>>41213837

can your jealousy be any louder

>>41214218
I think you might be retarded

>>41214218
yes thank you

>>41212063
THIS IS some high level shit. also your pic goes perfectly with your comment. lots of people appreciate your help my dude.

NOW I have never done this but it makes me want to try... I have an android emulator on my PC, can I just try using snapchat there and take external screenshots? that seems like it should work, right? what about screen recording apps that don't use the screenshot function?

experimentation needs to be done...

>>41211782
well, he did ask for pointers. 10/10

>>41211250
kek

I liked your role reversal joke but I'd hope/assume anon is the one holding the leash

>>41213617
is this bait?

>>41213783

You're a dumb piece of shit.

I've been with the same girl for 3 years and I still yearn to fuck other bitches, but we're loyal to each other because we get what's best from each other. she got an IUD for me so I can cum inside her constantly and not need to use protection. no condoms + constant creampies is like having a rolls route in the garage at home, so I don't need to rest drive every used honda civic that takes interest in me.

>>41214399
my brother fell for something like this and almost got fucking killed.

don't do it op

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>>41215058
hey anon Jamal's my husband whos sleeping so please come over and bang me

Meanwhile jamal probably cooked that scheme up wit his homies to hit a lick or whatever the nigs call it these days when they steal from stupid guys

>>41213783
>I don't wanna go back to that life. I just wanna be with her.
Same. And it's not a crush or anything, we've been together for some time now. Time to get married, I guess

>>41211418

I CANT WAKE UP

>>41214708
We'll I KNOW I'm retarded so who's the retard now?

Me. Retarded as fuck.

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>>41211349
Priceless. I'm so open and loving...but I wont date someone obese because Im obese myself

simpin' aint easy...her inbox is full...HOW???

>>41211741
Has to be.

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>>41210112
>

kek

I am presently doing this with a qt goth girl, and her boyfriend is indeed as pathetic as you imagine

>>41209470
She's obviously lying about her having a boyfriend.
You know having a boyfriend means you are actually desired by someone.

>>41210141
What? Can't she take a picture and send it to you? Why the fuck does she need another social network for that?

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>having women willingly send nudes to you after you're being kind of a dick

I want your life, anon. These threads make me feel so miserable. Serves me right for browsing the frontpage and not going straight to the boards

>>41209470
This has literally nothing to do with fitness. Stop being pathetic.

Oh look all these hours later and no nudes, what a surprise.

>>41213515
Ayy lmao

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>that 260 pound "powerlifter" who brags about benching 225 in less than a year.

>>41209934
kek

>>41210827
LMAO

OP is such a pussy, he has to hide behind memes to talk to women.

>>41209508
Once you are over 30, have a well paying job, a nice suit, good grooming habits and social skills, you will find the odds in your favor. At that point girls in their 20s and 30s will treat you like the belle of the ball and Chads in their 20s will look up to you. I don't know why this happens but it just does. Well groomed, successful dudes in their 30s rake in max pussy. Enjoy it breh.

>>41210030
>haha
haha

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>>41216355
Who the fuck is in their 30s chasing snapchat sluts. Especially now with these hoes asking to pay for their used up meatflaps

I'd really be worried if you couldn't get pussy with all those resources. Pic related guy who was getting trim living out of his car!

>>41216425
Is that jeffy?

>>41216355

>wanting damaged goods in your 30s instead of hot 18-21 prime of life females
>giving any attention to 30+ year old cock carousel riding sluts looking for captain betabux to provide for her kids

no thank you

>>41216436
Jeffy DA GAWD

I'm glad you recognized him

>>41216466
>RSD
Cringe.

>>41216482
he fucked your bitch didn't he?

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>>41210781
Will OP ever tell us what happened next?

>>41210781
That would've notified her already

>>41209470
Well.

For me?

To ugly to dance about.

Fuck her in her car & you make her pay for the meal.

Sluts are just like us. Just don't be uglier than me & expect me to pay for anything.

>>41216453
Lmao no. You can easily fuck 18-27 year olds. The older ones try to baby trap you.

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>>41216509
No, he 100%fuckedup™ somehow.

well, this had potential...

>>41214127
You're obviously new to this site

>>41209503
do it