My gym crush said "hi" to me

>>41205782
what did you do when she said hi

>>41205782
Rape her and slit her throat =)

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>>41205814
I said hi back? Did you expect me to do anything else? lol

Say hey how's it going? Then have a brief exchange and if she's still smiling ask her opinion on some local event or thing famous guy said or great new show or big sports event, it can be literally anything. Normies love to have conversations.

>>41205782
same boat than you buddy , but I believe she is way out of my league. I'm always afraid that I'm reading too much into simple social interactions.

>>41205814
Holy kek'd!

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>>41205854
OP here

The thing is i'm anti social as fuck, its easy talking with my retarded friends, but when I talk with a stranger it gets difficult.

My friend is literally DYEL but somehow chicks are always into him.

>>41205866
> I'm always afraid that I'm reading too much into simple social interactions

Also this.

>>41205782
What's his name?

>>41205782
Flex a 'cep and say 'how's this for a start'

check if she has an RFID chip on her arm, you don't want a gf controlled by the globalists right?

>>41205965
This only works if you're Chad

>>41205782
shit nigga, you made it. a woman has spoken to you. i will build a shrine to your greatness

>tfw you saw your crush at the uni gym

h-how much do i have to squat for him to like me

>>41205782
did you flex a 'cep at her

Giggle and blush.

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>>41206321
Stop being gay.

>>41205854
>have a brief exchange

This is the part I can't do.

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>>41206309
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good one bro

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girls run away from me at my gym, no lines for anything

>>41205838
HAHAHAHHAHAAH
PLS BE TROLL

>>41209476
bretty good perk of being ugly i suppose

Propose marriage next time you see her

>>41205782
Give her a bowl of eggs.