Moles can bench 40x their own bodyweight

I can see

>>41201072
fuck these guys. i catch them by the dozen in my vegetable yard but don't have the heart to finish them off so i always release them

>>41201161
Don't moles mainly eat insects or are they omnivorous towards roots as well?

>>41201161
drop them in your garden rivals garden in the dead of night

>>41201161

you're a good man

>>41201072
>Moles can use their paws to push 40 times their own bodyweight

How can white bois compete?

>>41201161
>not smacking them with a shovel

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>>41201198
yeah but they indirectly are the cause of many other problems

>>41201072
>Short lever arms
Fucking manlets

>>41201328

the image tag at the bottom reminds me of my younger days back in 2007 when I used to fap to non-nude jailbait pics as a teenager. jj.am (bless that side) and 4chan were the places to be as a 13 year old.

>>41201370
moles were so ashamed of their ugly statue that they retreated into the earth

they learned

>>41201072
i only weigh 170 :(
>tfw 6800lb poverty bench

Moles wouldn't be able to bench at all, their fucking arms are backwards.

if i get bit by a radioactive mole, is there a chance i could become the Swole Mole?

>>41201297
>Not cutting their paws and watch them struggle to dig a hole while they bleed to death

>>41201370
>>41201587
kek'd

>>41201072
>can bench 40 times their body weight
>gets rekt by me in 1v1 every time

>>41201587
>>41201370

holy shit you made laugh so hard that I spit my Sips™ on my screen

>>41201072
>Eat their body weight in food a day

You literally just have to eat more

>>41201072
humans gave up brute strength for finer motor skills, seems to have paid off

>>41202414

GOBMAD

Gallon of Body Mass a Day

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>>41202607
>Gallon of Body Mass
>Gallon
>Mass

>>41202168
>not catching this guy and tying him up and putting the moles into his asshole and letting them dig their way out again

>>41201072
wtf I'm aware of the surprising relative strength of moles now

>>41202692
please do, its my kink

>>41202168
elliot is that you?

>>41202753

Yeah, they're strong as fuck.

40 times their bodyweigh means they could technically bench around 3kg, or 7lbs.

that's a fucking lot of a tiny ass rodent.

a mole could move a 3kg dumbbell for reps lol.

imagine if you trained him and gave him some creatine, could maybe even reach 4kg.

>>41201198
Moles look like the pic above and eat bugs. Voles look like big mice and eat roots and plants. They can both make your yard look like a WWI battlefield but voles will also fuck up your plants at the same time. Voles suck.

>>41201161
Make them give their muscle building secrets

>>41201161
Build a mole gym and come here to give us monthly updates on Anon's Swole Mole Gymnasium.

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>2015+2
>still not on 100% melonz diet

>>41202906

>You've caught me, gardener! I offer you questions, THREE, in return for your mercy!

>>41201072
>what's your excuse
i'm a REAL HUMAN BEEEAAAN

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>>41203450

this thread needs a screencap

>>41203450

lmao...

>>41201072
Fleas can jump 3 feet in the air why can I jump over sky scrapers?

>>41201072
listen here smart guy...
a mole doesnt push the weight FORWARD..
it pushes the weight backwards, what we would call a pulling motion, but the mole technically pushes the weight.
therefore, it would be able to lat pulldown 40 times its own weight

>>41201587
This is the funniest manlet post I've read this year.

>>41205695

well shit, that's pretty impressive too.

>>41204378

word

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>>41201161
>mix whey into dirt
>earthworms eat the whey
>moles eat the protein rich worms and get swole

why havent you created an empire of shredded moles yet?

>>41202168
Posts like these reminds me i am still human and there is minority of people you want to never cross path with.

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>>41202168
Kek'd not that I approve of your intentions

>>41202168
Lol

>>41201072
Can you eat these? I've had squirrel and raccoon, but I find rats and rabbit taste best.