Kryptonite thread

>>41195825
seriously?
most cookies are at least 350 calories each.

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I can eat a whole box of just about any cereal in one sitting ezpz.

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hnnnnng

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Been crushing these by the handful since easter

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>>41195917

>>41195938
I was just going to post this. ate a whole bag on easter. worth it.

>>41195938
OH MY FUCK

there were still some giant ass bags of them left

fuck

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If you have not had these you are missing out..

>>41196005
Literal shit tier

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With these double chocolate muffins from Costco you don't even want to know how many calories are in them.

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>>41196016

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>>41196041

>mfw downing a few of those with a tall glass of ice cold whole milk

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>>41196079

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Make way for the GOAT snack cake

>>41196041
I don't know how big muffins usually are in america, but in straya a muffin like that is around 2000 KJ.
After assuming american shit is usually bigger and has more sugar in it, i'd say around 3000 KJ?

>>41196090
MY NIGGA

fucking loblaws doesnt have them anymore for some reason

they had easter cakes that tasted pretty similar

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I couldn't resist spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread if my life depended on it.

>>41196068
fucking this. i've been eating these since i was 12 and i can't stop myself

>>41196041
hnnnnnnngh it's the blueberry ones that get me >_>

why can't they just post the nutrition info for their baked items ffs, it's not like they're using a different process/mix for each batch.

>>41196126
i can go through a whole box of them EZ

they just get better and better

>>41195938
>>41195938
The peanut m&ms also ughh

>>41196182
that used to be my favorite candy bar

i dont really ever buy candy bars anymore

>>41196159
>Binging on calorie free SIPS
Truly the patrician way to cheat

doritos

i dont give a fuck

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>>41196090
you posted the wrong image

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>>41196217
Never post that again. I have a bad history with those.

>>41196217
OHHHH SHEEEEEEEEET

Penis.

Tortilla chips and salsa. Doesn't matter what brand of chips or salsa but I can eat an entire jar in one sitting

>>41196229
what happened anon? who hurt you?

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>>41196217
>>41196090
>>41196068
>All these piss tier snack cakes
Make some room pls

>>41195890
when these go on sale i get at least 7 boxes

>>41196247
I got really fucking fat off eating those. As in I could eat an entire box in one sitting.

I'm /fit/ now, but damn can I already taste those Swiss Rolls in my mouth.

>>41196246
no cheddar cheese melted on the tortilla?

>>41196041
im literally salviating just looking at that picture.

costco muffins are so

fucking

good

>>41196253
decent

>>41196259
breh just fit them in your macros and you can have them again

stop resisting

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>>41196253
>get a load of this guy

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Posting superior cake.

>>41195825

I can't believe how much shit I used to eat when I was a careless fat fuck. I could eat that in 5 minutes like it was nothing and don't even think about it.

>>41196299
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>>41196275
>All this defense of those dry as shit snack cakes.
Honeybun guy is the only one I respect

>>41196316
>Swiss (superior) rolls
>dry
pick only the top one

>>41196275
You can't have just one Swiss Roll, anon.

It's like Pringles but worse

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>>41196140
>It's not like they're using a different process/mix for each batch
Baker here, that's only half true. Dependent on the conditions, we tweak our shit on the daily. I'm not sure about Costco's standards, but between working at both a family business and a corporation, little things change how you go about baking. No shit, even in a huge airconditioned/heated building, if it was especially cold in the morning we would have to leave the dough longer to rise, use more yeast, sugar, adjust other ingredients for taste, etc. Not to mention some bakeries outright switch their shit up on the fly because the head baker said so. I worked in a pretty big catering company and one day the dude would use one recipe for chocolate caramel muffins, and the next pull a completely different one off the web just for shits.
>implying most chefs and bakers aren't crippling alcoholics and chain smokers who can hardly taste their own product and don't just throw shit in a bowl with rough measurements
>implying they don't make their soux chefs or cooks adjust for taste to make up for this
>

>>41196327
Amerifat dollar stores LITERALLY sell them in two packs. Its like they want us to die

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Dirt cheap pre-workout coming through.

>>41196351
>Styrofoam with a thin layer of vaguely chocolate flavored paste
>Binging food
Christ you've got some shit taste.

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>>41196016
>fox and the grapes
It's okay not to be aussie

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*pops open and consumes 400g can in one sitting*

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>>41195825
I will literally coat every heaping spoonful of this with honey
>GOML

>>41196106
Da faq is a kilo joule?

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>>41195825
this is crack to me

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>>41196174
>dominos
>pineapple

if you're going to eat pizza at least do it right

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>>41196090

Oh fuck, I caved and ate an entire box of those in one night

>No ragrats

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These fuckers here. I fucking love them. 4 for a dollar, cheaper than alcohol and less calories too. When I'm upset I eat 4 of these.

>>41195890
are the almonds in these activated? asking for a friend...

>>41196514
I work at a pizza place and get pepperoni pineapple with BBQ sauce every week.

>>41196421
>tfw your family hides the tin of twisties from you so you don't eat them all

Burgers. No shit, any kind of burger dripping in juice, with cheese, tomato relish/sauce and at LEAST 2-3 good seasoned patties. I CRAVE that shit every day. I think I have an Iron deficiency.

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>>41195825
I'm a little fucking slut for these with some milk

Oreos

mozzarella sticks. Crunchy breading and melty cheese inside, don't even need any sauce.

>>41196677
There isn't even that many calories, including the full amount of butter in prep

>>41196068
>>41196079
>>41196217
>>41196090
>>41196253
>>41196351
>>41196619
Just started my 2nd round of cutting
Why the FUCK do I care about what I look like I just want to eat like shit and be happy REEEEEE

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JUST

>>41196714
Lil Deb will fuck a cut right quick. The Cosmic brownies are only 180 cals IIRC so eat up boyo

>>41196654

Anyone else feels like Oreos are extremely overrated and OVERPRICED?

>>41196562
your bloodline isn't fit to survive

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I can never get enough of these

>>41196768
Try any store's knock off brand and you'll find out that you're wrong. They're like Doritos desu, every imitation just tastes like shit

>>41196619
Bruh I eat a bag of these every other night.

>six mile release run for pt in the morning paired with small healthy breakfast.
>lunch is a reasonable sandwich
>wortkout before dinner
>the dfac has pecan pies

Every. Fucking. Day.

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Too FOOKING good

>>41196802
For real? Do you dirty bulk or just lurk here.

>>41196809
You know how you can tell someone is in the military?

They never shut the fuck up about being in the military.

>>41196748
Oh lawdy this

>>41196880
>be fat neet
>have nothing to mention

>>41196916
>muh pt
>muh barracks
>muh pogs

It's tiresome. I get it, you were dumb enough to "be all you can be"(TM).

>>41196880
Once you get past the lifting and drinking all I've got is my job.

Why do you think I'm here?

>>41196957
Alright, that's fair enough.

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>>41196041

They're good but the Sam's Club Chocolate Muffins are better imo

They're still my 800 calorie weakness. Last year I was cutting so I would only eat a quarter of a muffin every morning. TORTURE.

>>41195825
>395g
>1800 calories
>1800/4 = 450
><40g fat
pretty good macros brah

>>41196261
without the fries thats gains

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>One palm full is 500+ calories
>Can literally down 2000kcal in a minute

JUST

Atleast it's got them there healthy fats though r-right?

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1200 calories

Everytime I have one, it's essentially 9-11 to my diet

I'm lucky enough to not have a true kryptonite but on the other hand I just eat too fucking much of everything.

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>>41196090
>>41196217
>>41196253
>>41196351

>they're on sale at the corner store for $1.50

Lord give me strength...

>>41196533
the white chocolate ones are so fucking good.

>>41196016
fucking unaustralian faggot. this is my favourite food as a kid and in primary school i could trade in a packet for 2 juice boxes + a smith chips brag

>>41197056
I'm always mildly concerned at what is being put into Lil Deb cakes that make them turn a profit at 1.50 a box.

>>41197222
I traded mine for 0.5 liters of vegemite and 200 grams of wombat testicle. These unaustralian fucks really piss me off.

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>one pop-tart is about 200 calories
>eight of them per box
>any time I buy a box, I end up eating the whole thing in one sitting
I don't buy poptarts anymore

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MUST
NOT
GIVE IN
AAAAAAAHHH

>>41197269
iktf. Brown Sugar or Fudge, anon?

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>>41197269
thats me with the chocolate chip one

>>41197269
I've the same problem with Safeway's crunchy peanut butter. It's so cheap, but even the smallest jar is like 2600 calories.

>>41196619
the powdered sugar ones are the real threat

>>41196849
Nah I just workout 6 days a week

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These get me everytime

>>41197240
Now that you mention it...

>>41197240
>>41197471
sugar has been lobbied so much that now it is so cheap that even a single Twinkie is like a 50-60 cent profit.

Start riding a bicycle. You can burn 700 -1000 calories an hour, its fun and it can give you t rex legs if you work in some fast twitch sections.

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I cant even count that high in calories without passing out from shock

The entire selection of chocolate crap at Trader Joes

>especially dark chocolate espresso beans

>>41195825
I live next door a grocery store and have walked over and eaten about 40 or so containers of m&m cookies that equal 1800 calories for a dozen. they're so fucking soft and chewy and good hnnngngngngngngnngngngng

>>41196217

Omg these and a glass of milk...hnngggg.

>>41197761

Is it the publix M&M cookies? Because if so I'm triggered because I don't live in Florida anymore.

>>41197774
cub foods

>>41197728
That's literally 700 calories my man. As long as you don't consider it a "Little snack teehee", then you can work it in. If your rich enough to binge on these suckas then just get lipo.

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>>41197799
>tfw not rich enough to just lipo after every binge

>>41197791
CUB FOODS MINNESOTA REPRESEEEENT

>>41196777
you think that's good, my old Chinese buffet i use to go to, they had bacon wrapped crab meat

i swear to god, i ate 50 of them bitchs each time i went there

>>41195938
got a big bag of the Royal Dark version. Fucking amazing man! Ate about a dozen at a time.

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I'm gonna make it

>>41197308
brown sugar is the patrician's choice

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JUST

>>41198152
*pukes in mouth*

I recently broke my kryptonite habit of Flamin Hot Cheetos.

>>41196253
i used to love cutting these into little slices when i was younger.

>>41198388
>peeling off the chocolate top
>Stuffing that creamy crunchy chocolate ball of indulgence down your fat gullet
I think Im gonna relapse

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every time.... ive eaten literal pounds of these in a sitting

>>41195825
Been eating nothing but cleanly all year with no slip ups. I shudder to think how many calories I would demolish if I just went 'fuck it'.
So autismo about diet now that I'd no doubt kms after.

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>made pretzels today
>immediately ate 4 for 1300 calories

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its midnight and I'm about to go eat a whole fucking bag... so much sodium lads ill probably have a heart attack

>>41198473
>1520 cals
>implying

>>41196777
>>41197830

This is my every day on keto.

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>>41195825

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>>41198326
The most delicious thing on the planet is horribly bad for me

>>41198491
S-so are you saying its okay to eat the whole bag? thank the fucking lord

>>41197830
I miss these soooo much. A 10 piece is 1200 calories bros

>>41196678
These have an obscene amount of calories, I found this unfamiliar brand that super cheap, a box of 40-50 for only $5
>Learn that each small stick is about 100 calories
>Had been eating a dozen at a time as a snack

>>41196835
Ma nigga!

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>>41197774
publix and windixi are GOAT

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>>41197772
Knows what's up

I would have also accepted the vanilla sandwich cookies

>>41196714
>I just want to eat like shit and be happy REEEEEE

Than do it. we all die anyway.

>>41196421
I've told myself lies in my life, and yet I still believe when I say "it'll last me a month, I'll eat it in moderation"
The most these last me is 10 days

>>41196237
truly the downfall of everyone on /fit/

>>41198568
I was genuinely floored to discover the calorie count on these things. I can inhale an entire bag in 2 minutes tops.

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everyone in here needs to post a side by side picture of themselves shirtless along with their food...

im not casting the first stone. im part of this

>>41198364
*cums on you*

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>>41198737
also this

>>41198152
yes you will

>>41196773
>Thinking inside the box and being a critic
Ya wot m8

Also this is clearly /fat/ general

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>>41197351
strewth mate

>>41196124
oh shit

>>41195890
fucking crunchy nut

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>>41195825
It's too good bros I don't know how long I can low-carb

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>>41195825
>>41196041
>>41196068
>>41196090
>>41196217
>>41196253
>>41196351
>>41196619
>>41197728
>>41197772
>>41198326
>>41198408
>>41198568
>>41198745

Do people really not only eat but CRAVE this fucking garbage? Plebs, all of you.

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Makes my teeth hurt like hell and my geographic tongue thing flare up.
She is a cruel mistress.

>>41199757
bruh Memphis bbq chicken pizza is my go to for cheat food

>>41195836
'Murica

any cheese cake
i just cant help it
good thing its so rich that i get sick of it pretty quick though

>>41198473
not even janes (the good kind)

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Once open that bag just has to be empty

>>41199870

>nicht Ketchup

Pleb

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I don't think I've had one of these last longer than two days.

>>41199969
>2 days
How can it even last 2 hours?

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I only started buying/eating this as a "safe" snack food after getting /fit/ and fixing my diet, but I can eat at least half a bag's worth in one night before realizing what I've done

>>41197351
this is why i got fat. it took a full year to drop the 40kg i packed on from these fuckers. literal crack.

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I can do a family size bag (1lb) in 1 sitting.

I've done 2 at once before

>>41196768
Why the fuck are you asking the guy who likes oreos?

>>41196124
same here or mashed potatoes with meatballs. that shit is delicious and addicting

>>41200621
Thats the most dangerous substance on earth to me. Its incredible in greek yogurt also

Ben and Jerrys Tonight Dough. If I even see that shit I buy a pint and eat it in one sitting

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I'm at work and my fat black lady coworker went out for breakfast @ Sonic. She put her bag down and went to the bathroom.

I decided to tally her calories for what she bought according to her receipt and MFP:

-560 cals Large Tater Tots
-410 cals Grilled Cheese Sandwich
-590 cals French Toast Sticks w/ Syrup
-230 cals All Natural Lemonade

1800 calorie breakfast. For fucks sake! I went out for a walk, came back, shes done with it and she's chewing ice right now.

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my weakness

>>41197351
The red velvet from the adriano zumbo varieties is heaven... the double coated chocolate ones are insanely good too.
Tim Tams take strength... and staring down a packet after a heavy workout is strength I don't have lol

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Quaker needs to remove this recipe from its oat lids. The temptation to bake a batch is torture every time I open the container. How much flour do you reckon one could substitute for protein powder? I already replace the raisins with apples, butter with canola oil, and sugars with Truvia.

Is this what the /fpg/ calls itself now?

>>41198473
i sometimes buy a bag of these and eat the whole thing when bulking. 1520 cal and 120g protein. the sodium is pretty high but as long as you get enough water (and aren't doing this every day) you should be fine.

>>41196835
i remember i was addicted to these and i had 3 large bags in one sitting just to destroy my taste buds because i was eating one of these bags every day, now i have one medium bag every couple months

>>41195825
That seems low. You could cheat one day on those and be fine.

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theres this mexican bakery by my house and i could eat 3-4 sweet breads (some not shown) with a large glass (or 2) of milk if i dont control myself over the weekend

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>>41197831
Well there is at least 1 reasonable adult itt

>>41195825
FUUUG have you tried the chocolate ones with white cocolate chips of that brand?

>>41197799
>700
'MURICA

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>come home from gym
>mom bought me pringles and chicken nuggets because they were on sale
All I want to do is live on oats, chicken, rice, beans, bananas and greek yoghurt. Is that too much to ask for? I'm trying to cut too...

>>41201907
>living with your mom
just move out, stop making excuses.

You're 18 if you're on this site, nobody should live with their parents past that age

>>41199757
just give in and go high-carb low-fat. Fat burns in the flame of carbohydrates my dude

>>41201907
then don't eat them? your mom can eat it

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>>41201940
>tfw 27 living at home
>tfw mummy brings home chocolate for me

>>41201940
>tfw poorfag
>just finished studying
>leaving for army in 2 months
>trying to save up all the money I can so I can move to another city after done with army to study more
"Stop making excuses"

>>41201956
>low fat
>pizza
nigga u wot

>>41201967
>27
>living with your parents
What do the girls say?

>>41201975
>he doesn't know the army gives bookoo money
Just get your GI bill and get that "free ride"

>>41201984
army bookoo money + saved up money > army bookoo money

>>41201989
For 2 months?

At MOST you're looking at $500 for those two months if you have roommates.

>>41201984
>What do the girls say?


implying I leave the house. but the 2 internet girls i met didnt care, I even had sexual relations with one

>>41202003
I really just don't want to look for a new place and move all my stuff for only 2 months because after that I'll be gone for atleast a year

>>41202005
over the internet?

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>>41195825
I can eat 3 packages of these in one sitting.

>>41202031
Why don't you leave for the army now then?

>>41202087
Can't, my country takes people only twice a year

>>41200621
I know the Kind Brand has 10g of protien for 5g of suger, and its fucking A in greek yogurt.

Kind of expensive tho

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My mom had an easter dinner and everyone had a slice of this, I resisted until she stuck it in the fridge as a leftover.

I binged on the whole fucking thing, I was so mindless, I couldn't stop ;_;

We seldom eat sugar but when we do, our dopamine levels spike to levels we hardly get to experience.

>>41196159
damn even more aesthetic

>>41196748
How do you eat the pizza when the outside crust is all gone?

>>41198425
mom brought me 2 bags of these for easter, they were gone in an hour. I took out the coffee ones, not too bad r-r-right?

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Please help. I gotta have two once a day. Even worse, it's taking a toll on my wallet too

>>41196880
Well it is designed to be their whole life

>>41200799
>vanishing

The only thing vanishing is your dick below your fatpad

>>41202318
>We seldom eat sugar but when we do, our dopamine levels spike to levels we hardly get to experience.

Can confirm. Until the first taste I can go weeks without a sweet treat. One bite and before I know it, the whole thing is gone. Easter eggs, pies, cheesecakes, tarts

Cheese on toast

I can deep six 10 rounds in half an hour with like a full block of cheese

>>41203288
Same, I found a 2+ year-old pop tart in my freezer the other day that my ex had left in there.

I broke it, then took a bite out of the center and threw it in the trash. I actually dug it out of the trash and ate the rest of the center because it was so good, I didn't even like the flavor.

>>41203495
jesus, reading stuff like this really convinces me about that old science guy who said that sugar is far more adictive than cocaine

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jamin.nl

fuck my life.

>>41196768
>Any
i dont like oreos

>>41196987
>liquid

B/P nigga shit

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>>41198152
>oranges and Grapefruits
god tier

>>41202318
pecan pie, brah. that and lemon meringue are my weekness

>>41204574
post tits pls

also you look better on the left

>>41204617

They look better on right stfu

>>41204617

please never post again

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>>41195825
Once I start.. 2400 calories in hours.

>>41204617
>tfw my thicc ex fuck buddy got all fit crazy and starved herself and started lifting and now she's not thicc anymore.
I'm proud of her but it's kind of sad too

>>41199769
(Y-you)

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literally oats, sugar, butter, cocoa and a little coffee

so easy to kill a week long cut

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Pic related.
Literally could eat over 3000 calories of these in one sitting.
And I'm on a cut ;_;

>>41198326
>>41198527
not even double stuffed

>>41200690
Intermitating fasting u dumb

>>41205122
>mfw idiots on this board claim nuts are filling

>>41198737
I can see your 6 pack begging to be released, that's incredible.

>>41205969
I don't know if you're talking about this board in general or did you misunderstand my post but I actually think the opposite

>>41197830
Fuuck I just want 50 wings, and a bucket of thick cut french fries

>>41206131
I agree with you, they are not.

I see them get recommended in keto threads all the time, and that's a great way for fatties to crunch through 1,000 kcal without even thinking.

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these fucking things

>no food in the house
>don't want to leave the house

Well, pizza it is!

>tfw you have to order from different pizza places all the time 'cause you don't want to be that weird guy that orders pizza from the same place atleast 3x a week.

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BRAAAAAAAAAP

>>41206219
exactly how fat are you?

>>41206219
Why are you even on /fit/?

>>41206285
>>41206303
actually I go on the /fat/ threads. they hate me 'cause I eat a calorie deficit, but only eat shit and have lost 50 lbs

but 6'3 200 for reference. i'm pretty average joe at the moment

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>>41199769
This, over the counter normie brand pastries never really had any appeal to me, from the bakery however...

>>41206337
I don't hate you, I just think you're stupid.

I'm guessing you feel hungry all the time, right? What you do clearly works, calories in vs out is not a meme, there are just much better and more satisfying ways to reach that calorie goal than what you're currently doing. Pizza is empty, when I was fat I could down 4 slices without even feeling it, that's nearly 1200 calories. Now I eat 6 fried eggs and 2 large avocados for less than that amount. (hint, I eat 3 eggs and one avocado for half the calories)

>>41206337
The lone fat guy that does the CICO Math

>>41206398
Nah, it's not too bad.

My typical day goes like this

>pick up fast food breakfast on way to work
>usually two BEC sandwiches
>with a black coffee
>that gets me by until 5PM
>occassionally I slip in a snack like a pack of peanuts, or pint of milk during the afternoon work hours
>go home
>do my body weight work out
>and then I'm back at
>>41206219
>sometimes slip a few beers in if I'm feeling like it and my calories are in order.

>>41204693

Girls who ruin their thicc from insecurity always seem to end up very miserable and spiteful. My hawaiian ex was like a thicc island goddess but got way too into cardio and now looks weird.

Oh well.

>>41196333

does this guys arms seem really long to anyone else?

>>41206474
>eat breakfast at 7am
>eat dinner at 5pm, 10 hours later
>claims to not be hungry
ok buddy, how many calories are in those fast food sandwiches? You could be eating breakfast and lunch.

>>41206487
what is that?

>>41206551
I pretty much am.

Sonic has the heaviest ones, at 600 a pop.

But BK has that 2 for 4$ and those combined don't even make 800.

I track it all, and stay within my calories.

I'm sure those days I get the Sonic I rarely have to have a snack before I get home.

>>41206572
pure fat with sauce and it's delicious

Theres this burger place close by that has great burgers. expensive though so I don't go often, but if I was on deaths row I would probably ask for that burger.

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Cookies
Literally any fucking cookies
They are just perfect to me
Soft cookies. Hard cookies. Stale cookies. Fresh cookies.
Back at my fattest I would bake at least 2 trays of cookies per night and eat them all

I had lots of different cookies I made as well, some of them were fucking disgusting but I didnt care

>Skittle Skate Cookies
I'd bake the cookies then a minute before the end, open the oven, take them out, put them on a tray of skittles and bake 1 more minute creating a 'sheet of skittles' for the cookies to 'skate on'. I'd basically eat like one big cake

>Pigs drowning Pigs
Literally pig shaped cookies, that I would dip into melted lard

>The Second Delicious Truth of the Buddha
Basically i read the noble truth that 'desire causes suffering'. So to fit a Buddhist ideology, I baked cookies and instead of desiring them just ate them whilst they were still mostly raw

>Cows drowning Pigs
Pig shaped cookies dipped into cream

>Snakes drowning Pigs
Pig shaped cookies dipped into melted gummy snakes

>Blue Oyster Cookies
Cookies shaped like Grim Reapers dipped in Oyster Sauce

I haven't even touched a cookie in 2 weeks which is the longest for 18 years at least

>>41206626
>melted lard
>oyster sauce
whattafuckman

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>>41206626
what the fuck

>>41206573
>and those combined don't even make 800
I'm genuinely having trouble getting the math to work on that
>4 slices bacon = 178
>2 slices cheese = 226
>2 english muffins = 268
>2 eggs = 156
>total = 828
If you made them at home and cut out the cheese you could pump them up with another slice and another egg each.

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>>41195825
You white bois ever tried these?

>>41195917
Litterally yuck

>>41206679
Look up BK BEC Croissantwich it's like 360 a pop.

If I made them at home, that'd be a lot of dishes to wash, and considering I don't have a pan, plate, or anything else, I'm not gonna invest money to work harder, to save money

>>41198995
everyone in this thread including me is /fat/

>>41206732
You're gonna have to learn how to cook eventually

>>41206805
not if I get /fit/ enough I'll have a qt3.14 to cook for me

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>>41206823
>depending on others for your basic needs
never gonna make it, cooking is one of the best things you can do for yourself. It's a basic life skill like driving, everyone should know how to cook.

>>41206852
that might've been true 50 years ago grandpa, but we've got a McDonalds on every other block these days, and grocery stores sell shit I can just throw in the microwave for 3 minutes and after that it's bone appetite

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>>41206702
And these as well?
Made by the same company and both are GOD tier i wouldnt know which to pick so ill eat both.... mexican cookies

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>>41206366
>bakery donuts, pastries, cookies

Jesus christ this. The only thing that keeps me on cuts is striving for only the best in junk food.

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A doner Kebab.

Every few months I go for one. Pile it full of onion salad, green chillies and garlic and chilli sauce. Local does a large one with battered garlic mushrooms as a side for 10 quid.

Nothing is better than the meaty, saucy texture of each bite. Literally just stodge in a box.

>>41206919
Not going to make it
>You don't need to know how to drive, the bus runs all over the city!

>Hey babe, how about we have a nice steak dinner at home tonight
>Sure, just let me call Outback for some take away and catch the bus down there.
Learn how to cook, it's fun and rewarding. Why are you so against having a basic skill.

>>41201140
>>41197831

Sheeeeeit beer or alcohol in general is the worst. I've spent January + February without a drop of alcohol + lazy keto for a two month challenge, I lost so much fat but life is not worth it without nice alcohol and good food

>>41206959
Because I don't care to do dishes, and I'm pretty good at avoiding it.

>>41207012
>I don't like doing dishes

>frying pan
>plate
>silverware
Less than 2 minutes to wash everything there, and you've saved more than that by not having to drive out to McDonalds

>>41207032
McDonalds is on my way to work.

The kitchen is a detour.

>>41207056
Whatever dude, I bet your girlfriend will love the fact that you're a manchild unable to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

Bitches love my stuffed lobster, and they get stuffed by my lobster afterwards if you catch my drift.

>>41195825
>not permabulking
lmaao'ing at your skelly ass

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>>41198737
>>41207006

Me after my two months no alcohol

>>41206366
This

Wasting calories on shit tier junk food

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Hnnnnnngggg

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>>41196333
>tfw no crazy gf

>>41207080
Your waifu pillow loves lobster?

Hello

>>41207262
>Go to walmart
>Get a box of 12 holiday themed frosted sugar cookies every holiday
>Promise myself that it'll last me a week
>It lasts me an hour

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>>41207293
Defensive, aren't we

IIFYM right guys?

Right?

Fucking 100gr of sugars from sweet potatoes, milk and non fat quark

>>41206573
Fuck dude I work at sonic and get free food and I can't fucking eat that shit, like ever. Dunno how you can eat it with any frequency.

Smores

alcohol

>>41195917
did you grow up in the great depression?

cheap mexican food

>>41196835
My brother ate so many of these he had a seizure and was hospitalized. Turns out he ate so much they gave him appendicitis(?). He just thought he had a bad stomachache.

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the GOAT, real fucking money drainer tho

>>41199969
every christmas i get one from someone

>>41208367
Every Christmas I ask for them from people who I don't expect big gifts from

>>41204670
i started drinking hard liquor because of this

mix drinks 30/70 soda-liquor

>>41202822
Look up the lawsuit they're in for having like 4-8g of protein, rather than the 16 they advertise. Im not buying that fraudulent shit anymore.

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JUST LOOK AT THIS C'MON

Oh gee, look at all this highly processed hyperstimulus.

leave it behind you, guys. You won't make it with this stuff in your pantry.

>>41207323
That dude is a lost cause, man. If a fully grown man cant comprehend the benefit of being self-reliant, he isnt worth beating it into him. I eat an egg sandwich with one slice of thin oat bread, two eggs, and some sliced deli turkey just about every day. not even 300 calories, it's filling, and takes 7 minutes tops. That includes preparation, cooking and cleaning.

There's a reason that guy got fat, and he'll stall then fail on his diet fairly soon. One of the best parts about being /fit/ is learning how to cook good food that isn't garbage for you. I've never failed to impress a girl, or her parents, or friend etc, with some good cooking. Plus it helps me stay fit because I want to eat my homemade meals.

>>41197728
>>41198408
Late and not reading the thread
>>41196041

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Not even three weeks ago I used to buy 2 of these every other three or four days. Along with some oreo cookies.

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>>41196987
aaaaayyyyeeee fellow midwesterner
only thing keeping me away from these is the price. i'm not about to spend $8 on something that i'm going to regret in 10 minutes. god damn they're so good though..

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It's been a long time since I've eaten ice cream from a store. But I've been craving a Baskin Robbins funfetti treat.

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>>41196079
Jesus take the wheel...>>41196041

>>41196090
These tasted like diabeetus even before I are healthy

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I could eat 5 cartons and still want more

>>41196572

>iron deficiency

go get some pipe.

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>>41208379
Same here I actually go Vodka/OJ

What sucks is I use simply orange and that shit is more expensive than the vodka!

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>>41209116
here
>>41209243
>>41196090
I changed my mind, I haven't seen these in almost 15 years. Holy shit. Do they still make them??? I used to see them at bodegas near me. But I live in a boring area with only pharmacies. Grocery stores and delis near me don't have them either. I'd have to drive to the hood if they even exist anymore.

Anything besides twinkies, I don't like them. I'm guessing the flavor changed. I used to eat honeybuns too, they're no good.

Oh I absolutely love a bakery, properly made Black and White cookie.

>>41195825

These, but the pb version

>>41209266
fuckin decent

>>41197351
Came here to post this. These are both my cryptonite and my shame.
>>41200636
I'm still on my way down from 120kg because of these cunts. Currently 90. My deepest shame in greentext
>finish the working week of night shifts
>awwwyis time for a binge of WoW all day before passing out
>swing by the store on the way home
>grab 6L of Pepsi max for mixers
>on the way to the checkout
>down biscuit aisle
>tim tams are on special
>$1 a piece
>...oh shit son am I in heaven?
>grab a whole shelf of them
>check out
>head home
>1 bag of time tams in freezer, other beside me at computer
>load up WoW, crack open a pack
>2hrs later go to grab another tim tam
>empty
And that was how I ate 12,000+cal in 2 hours

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I will literally eat this every time if I wasn't in control.

Honestly used to eat 4-12 slices a day with everything.

>>41207148
nice
wish i had the willpower to quit drinking for two months...

>>41200653
you are me

every day on weekends i'd go for a junk run

big bag of doritos
king size bounty bar
and some kind of soda

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>>41196253
>see these on discount in a local dollar store
>buy a load, about four
>decide to get one of those half gallon Bordon chocolate milks to down with them
>make plans for each box
>one for every night I decided
>even left them in the fridge with the milk
>come back
>family fucking destroyed all of them
>even the milk
>mfw I even told them I was putting those up

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>dominos cheesy bread

are you fucking kidding me

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>caseys breakfast pizza

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>>41195825

My greatest weakness

>>41208392
yo no joke i had one today to keep me sane in my cut

i was is blissful peace as i downed my large snickers bar

then i finished it

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>>41195825
350 calories each, can easy slam 3-4 in one sitting

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GOTTA SIP BIG TO GET BIG C'MON