fit people hate

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>>41195485

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Feel good by minimizing the accomplishments of others

Ayyyyyyy

>>41195504
I struggle to understand the point of "in 50 years he'll be saggy" because in 50 years that fat fuck is probably dead or suffering. What's the point in any kind of upkeep with that thinking?

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>>41195479
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>>41195504
>implying physical and mental fitness aren't two sides of the same coin
Unfortunately common delusion.

>>41195479
He says this then two comics later bashes women. And keeps a fucking beard year round to hide his double chin. What a fucking hypocritical loser.

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>>41195504
disgusting.

>>41195779
People like to think it's an RPG where you put stats into STR or INT at the beginning and that there's some balance for some reason.

LMAO LOOK AT THIS INCEL

https://twitter.com/xtotl

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a fine line between fit shaming and fat shaming

http://www.virgietovar.com/blog/bellies-guts-and-the-colonial-anxiety-surrounding-non-empirical-knowledge

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Here's a classic

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>>41196458
wrong one

>>41196468
>>41196458
kekke

>>41195874
If the person who wrote this article had dedicated the energy they spend on mental gymnastics into actual gymnastics, they would have easily won gold in Rio last year.

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>>41195874
>feeder bf comes onto the concrete reinforced patio
>carrying sandwich with 4 types of cold cuts and half a jar of mayo slathered on it
>"Time for a sandwich girl!"
>mfw

>>41195504
>implies the bodybuilder has nothing else going on with his life to downplay the comic creator's own laziness

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>>41195504

"Don't judge me and fuck people who judge others, now watch as I'm a judgmental asshole."

>>41195504

Holy shit /fit/ BTFO.

>>41195485
This was almost worth reading
>>41195504
but then it got stupid.

>>41195479
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>>41195504
You tryna give me some epileptic fit with this 2-frame gif scheme man

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>>41195504

>we
>us
>them
>they

God I fucking hate shit like this, why polarize like that? Why the "us vs. them" mentality?

Also I'll bet that that fat fucker (you know he's a fat fuck) hasn't written anything worthwhile ever, or drawn anything beyond his godawful webcomics, or achieved anything of note despite being all high and mighty about "not spending all day at the gym".

I know I'm being judgemental but fuck I'm fucking angry now.

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>>41198603
Yeah he starts off basically saying anybody can do it if that's a priority for them and it's not for him and a lot of people. That is actually super reasonable. Then he goes full fedora. Never go full fedora.

>>41195504
>In 50 years we'll all be saggy
Friend you are already saggy and will likely be dead of heart problems within that 50. He'll get at least 50 years of prime physique then live another 30 at least.

>>41195682
he's trying to jump through mental hoops to rationalize being a fat weak slob

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>>41195504
MAJOR C O P E ALERT

>>41195630
>I can go to the gym too, but I rather...
BUT YOU WONT! You wont live a "rich" life instead you will sit at home, gaming, or binge-watch netflix or work overtime or be stuck in traffic, because your'e a fat fuck who doesn't have the energy to do anything but sitting or laying down

>>41199014
Further, I have actually been confronted by these people who claim they have time for so much more reading/social/whatever because they don't go the gym. And when I ask them how many books they have read (or whatever) the last few months they always go "uuuhm, oh I have been so busy schratching my ass and finishing this series on netflix"

>>41199032
This, I had a coworker tell me all about how he just "didn't have time" for fitness these days and then in the same conversation he went on to tell me how he was going to marathon Jessica Jones AGAIN this weekend.

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>>41195504
>In 50 years we'll all be saggy, but he'll be saggy and boring

>>41199061
Well no, in 50 years he'll be dead or have quality of life so poor he'll wish he was, the /fit/ guy will still be able to get boners without medical assistance.

>>41195792
what? post comic

>>41198968

If he just jumped through some physical hoops he'd probably be a lot less fat.

>>41195874
This almost sounds like a valid narrative and I get why she can believe it. But even the slightest bit of knowledge about biology would tell you that everything she says is complete bullshit.
Gut feeling and enjoyment of food are brought on by two completely different parts of the nervous systems, but instead she just thinks it's all literally 'magic'.
And then she rants about fat-hate as being brought on by modernism, when it is exactly modernity which has created the excess of food that is the foundation of her fat ass.

2/10, see me after class

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>>41195485
>tfw can't buy muscles at 50% off for 48 easy payments
Why even live?

>>41195504
>I'd rather read a book, draw a picture, play music or talk with friends

t. someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games and watching tv

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>>41195504
>I'm not insecure about my flabby body
>this is why I made this comic telling people who great it is to be a fat loser

>>41199061
my dad told me something similar when I started lifting

said I shouldn't because if you start, you have to do it for the rest of your life, because if you stop all the muscle you put on will turn into fat and loose skin.

>>41195504
>in 50 years
>implying you'll live past 45

lol fat people

>>41197396
>Virgie Tovar, MA is one of the nation's leading experts and lecturers on fat discrimination and body image.

>>41195682
I mean the guy isn't like severely unhealthy fat, just normie overweight

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>>41196468

>>41195504
>fat lazy pos
>so insecure he has to make a comic justifying why he's a fat lazy pos
>expects people to believe he does anything that requires him not to be a fat lazy pos

kek

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>>41195504
this is worse than I remember.

I like using these things as motivation, I realy enjoy doing things other people fail at.

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>>41195504
>Draws himself being judged for having a shit body
>Then proceeds to judge the fit guy for working out and staying healthy
>Says that "LMAO PEOPLE DOTN CARE HOW YOU LOOK" even though he mentioned how people can judge him beforehand
i can almost smell the insecurity
Also what the fuck? a lot of the time at the gym? ok lmao
Recommended amount is 3 hours per week, 3 days per week for people who dont want to turn into fat fucking lards and dont care about looking like mr.olympia much.
It doesnt take as much time as that fat coon thinks, we can still do all the things he listed "read a book play music etc."
Also no one will say"HAHA WHITE WHALE HAHA" seriously, realistcly it's more like "wow dude you've gained some weight lol"

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>>41195874
>Girl, I’m Mexican. And Mexicans know that you shouldn’t trust no man who tells you to believe his books more than your own body.

>>41195504
How it comes that I almost know only people study STEM subjects and stuff like Computer Science who lift and every worker in dead end minimum wage shit jobs for Idiots is a fat beer drinking slob?

>>41199047
I don't get it, lifting and even Cardio is a great sport for People who like to watch Netflix. You just must lying around and bench something or standing on one point and move something. It's a relaxing Sport and not like ball sport like Basketball where you must move from one point to another and be fully concentrated and watch the moves of the other players. So he could have a Jessica Jones marathon and doing squats.

>>41199478
I miss /fitlit/. I should visit my /lit/ bros more often.

>>41195479

This is actually a bretty good idea for a thread

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>>41195504

>tfw to intelligent too lift

d rather read a [comic] book, draw a [dirty] picture, play [video game] music or talk with [online] friends

Ftfy

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>>41195504
>>41195485
From that comic I can fucking tell the author thinks
>wish I wasn't a flabby piece of shit
when he sees a yoked guy.

>read a book
If only there was a way to listen to someone reading books instead of having to read them yourself, then you could combine lifting AND reading! This is seriously on par with old geezers and snobby cunts whining about young people looking down at their phones when they could be reading a book. As if everyone that's not looking at their phone or not lifting is some savant.

All in all a 10/10 thread, OP. Really motivated me knowing sad cunts are so moved by seeing a /fit/ guy they devote their time on trying to tear him down.

>mfw

>>41200475
Anything you're smelling is coming from you. It's not a scratch-n-giff.

>>41200475
Actually, fit is known for whale puns
This cartoonist was right
I call people whales at the beach. But quietly with my friends

>>41195874

Had to stop when she when she said a fat belly personified intuition. I can only handle so much stupid.

>>41198721

I was just about to point this out. It's funny how the author depicts fit people as some other life form.

I want to read more books so I won't be seen as a meat head. But I'm very slow at reading.
Will listening to audio books give my small pea like brain the same effect as reading?

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>>41195485
Ok, ok, a little honesty and reflection. Im with you so far...
>>41195504
Goddammit

>>41204293

Better than nothing, senpai.

>>41204293

Just read, it's a skill which can be trained. I used to be a pretty slow reader but once you get into it you'll get faster. Don't start with too heavy stuff either, read something that you like.

>>41195630
Thats 100% true tho. Fit people arnt special demi gods. Theyre people who made a conscious decision to be healthy*
*or maybe just fookin joocy

>>41199014
Hey dont lump working and driving into this. Fit people have jobs too

>>41199116
>not knowing about tren dick

>hey lil ass nigga you wanna hit the gym?
>nah my niggah im finna draw a dope ass picture

>>41203575
Because a direct correlation between intelligence and poverty

>>41203881
Ehhhh. I get your point. But there is a big difference between reading and listening

>>41204293
If you seriously are reading slower than a dramatic reading then you need professional help. This isnt a troll post. Theres probably an adult learning program near you. Adult illiteracy is far more common than people think. Barring that, practice

>>41204358
>dont start with heavy stuff
100x this. Dont go to /lit/ and think you need a copy of ulysses or gravitys rainbow to be >intelligent. Just pick up a good mystery or spy novel or whatever youre into and it will be more immersive than any movie or game. It will become a passion not a chore

>>41204527

University of Virginia psychologist Daniel Willingham disagrees, mate.

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>>41195504
T R I G G E R E D
Who is this fat nu-male? I want to beat him to death

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>>41204591
Should we fat shame him?

>>41204609
Holy shit anycunt that looks like haddock has my approval.

>>41204650
So every nu-male cuck with dark hair?

>>41204584
I know what article youre referring to and youre misinterpreting it. If you just want to absorb information like knowing the plot to war and peace then an audiobook will be just as good. But reading provides a lot of benefits that go beyond the words on the page. Your comprehension skills and overall mental state benefits a lot more when you have to provess that information and fill in a lot of the blanks like tone and context yourself. Id love to see a study of twins where one is given books and the other audiobooks throughout childhood

>>41204609
He actually doesn't look that fat

Strong beard game desu

>>41195479

If he's so okay with how he looks, why does he draw himself skinnier than he actually is?

OK guys here's some OC from a month or so ago.

I work at a bank, which isn't quite as nice as it seems. Half the people who come in are smelly disgusting piles of shit, the other half are pretty average, honest people. Every now and again you get the extremely nice or rude (usually baby boomers).

It's a pretty average day, cashed a couple checks, done some deposits, lurked on /fit/, lifted in the morning, feeling good. Then. It happens.

>Just finished helping someone with their deposit when I spot a pink sundress in the background (I try not to pay attention to others while I'm helping someone)
>Give the guy his receipt and he walks off, I then turn my head up and see her. We'll call her Sickcunt
>Sickcunt is approximately 5’5, wearing a very unflattering pink sundress that displays her ever flowing fat rolls. Dirty blonde hair like what you see in the deep south, like brokeback lesbian, greasy, unkempt, split ends
>as she stands there at about 500 pounds staring into my very soul like ghost rider on cocaine I take a deep breath, immediate regret
>the stench, my God the stench. She smells like a communal jock strap at a gray porno, sweaty and sour. A bright, pungent mixture of rotting armpit necrosis and 4 day old casserole.
>I genuinely choke back a couple of gags as I feel bile build up in my throat. This isn't what I signed up for…
>Sickcunt stares into my soul and says “I need money” I can tell something is wrong with her.
>ohgoditsretarded.jpg
>she has this weird habit where she licks the side if her lips every minute or so, one side of her lip hangs lower than the other and her breath reeks, one of the worst things I've ever smelled.

Cont.

>>41205811

>”OK, do you have your ID?” she pulls out a very large bag and after concentrating harding than Lee Harvey Oswald she pulls out a purse with a ID smeared in brown.
>Gag a little and grab the ID proceed to look her up. She has 4 dollars in her account
>”how much did you want today?” by now my coworkers notice her and one even sends me a Skype message “sorry”
>Sickcunt furrows her brow “4 thousand” lolnope.
>”ma'am, you only have 4 dollars in your account
>tard looks down like her 20 piece mcnugget only had 19 pieces before she says “I was supposed to get a deposit”
>turns out her uncles brothers father's step nieces kike was making a massive deposit for her. Obviously a scam, I don't care at this point and just want her gone.
>Sickcunt spies our communal suckers, primarily eaten by children and takes 2. Opens one like a starving nigger who just got KFC and crams the whole thing, stick and all in her gaping maw.
>proceeds to start chewing very loudly and sending spouts of apple sucker and death towards my face.
>Sickcunt can't chew properly and does her little twitch causing drool and sucker to fall on my desk.
>I'm fucking pissed
>bitch asks to use my phone (work phone, not my cell) so she can call the mysterious jew and figure out where her Kenyan bus tokens are.
>fuck that

Cont.

>>41205856

>make up some bullshit, write down the number, just want to get sickcunt out the door.
>eventually fill out a withdrawal slip for her last precious 4 dollars, when our maintenance fee comes out it will overdraw her account and give her a fee. Don't say shit about it.
>Sickcunt doesn't have enough RAM to remember the phone call and eventually after stuffing four dollars into her black hole of a purse she waddles her fat fucking glob out.
>My phone survived, mission accomplished
>I head to the back room to get a cup of coffee where a coworker is on lunch.
>I'm busy pouring a cup when she leans over “Hey anon, I think someone is trying to get your attention” I stand there frozen in terror before turning my head
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>Sickcunt is just staring at me, I grab my overflowing cup and head over to her like a jew heading to a gas chamber.
>”you shed ei could ooze your phon” mouth full of her last sucker
>coworker stares at me in disbelief like I was just stabbed, her facial expression only similar to that of someone watching an ASPCA commercial.
>lead her to my desk and hand her my phone, put the number in as I say an Our Father for my dear sweet phone.
>I don't even remember what the conversation with the mysterious jew was about, but I do remember watching as Sickcunt opened her disgusting fat mouth.
>Sucker chunks still all over, then she does it. She fucking does it. Her mouth opens up and lowers one side of her lip. GODWHY
>Her disgusting tongue pops out and licks my phone, not just a little meep, but a wet slimy lick
>I am defeated, there is no point in living anymore.
>stare in literal shock as this bitch finishes her call and hands me the phone
>”just put it on the desk”
>tard wanders out and sits in the parking lot for 35 minutes then leaves to go lick a salt brick or something.

Holy shit do I hate fat people

>>41195630
Once I started lifting it became astoundingly clear that most other things I do in my life are pointless and boring in comparison.

>>41201629
I love this whole trust your stuff BITCH listing to your body might have worked before you fucked out up with years of shitty eating

>>41195874

>all this conjecture and not one source
>has an MA

ask me how i know it's in some meme bullshit
Fuck anti-intellectualism

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>>41204367
>Fit people arnt special demi god

Some are.

>>41204609
That could only lead to:

1.Him thinking he was right.

2.Him making more comics about how he still think he's right.

>>41204609
Actually a pretty good looking dude. Would easily slay -50lbs.

>>41204609
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>>41207939
What if he DID went to the gym after all and this comic is just old?

>>41196627
Did mod delete my earlier post? This made me kek yesterday.

>>41204367
Having any discipline at all makes you a rare fucking breed in our society.

>>41205884

I'm not reading all that shit

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>>41195630

>hurr durr n e 1 can go 2 tha jim

and anyone could work hard and become a CEO, that doesnt mean its not impressive when someone actually does it

>>41205884

Not even related to the thread, but idc, that sounds awful. I'll pray for you, Anon.

>>41206588
but that's not Mike Mentzer

>>41195485
>You don't have to be crazy or skilled to be ripped
>fitness is as easy as an lifestyle choice consisting of going to the gym everyday and doing something

I mean I agree with him, but he said it himself, fitness isn't hard. There's literally no excuse to not be healthy.

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Has everyone taken their steroids and visited the douchehouse today?

>>41209870
I hope that pussy kills himself

>>41204650
I used to undergo a lot of cognitive dissonance, until I realized: not everyone who likes a cool thing are themselves cool.

>>41209870
Forgive me Broseph, I missed my pilgrimage today

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>>41209870
Is this a teenager only thing or do people grow out of this mentality?

>>41209870
>(or as I call it the douchehouse)
Definitely my new favorite reddit line

>>41210101
The only people who escape are those lucky enough.

100% a teenager thing if he's trying to be a "nice guy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

>>41195485
>implying I don't find lifting and working out as relaxing as reading a book or watching TV

>>41209870
I dated a girl who refused to go to the campus gym because of all the "douche bags" aka my friends. She called it the "meat market" but I think I like douchehouse better

We broke up.

>>41195504
>in 50 years
But that's a long fucking time to look good and be healthy. Besides, 10-12 hours a week in the gym isn't that bad, and between that and a job you can still find time for other hobbies. Besides, none of his hobbies are interesting either.

>>41204455
underrated kek

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>>41204293
everyone is stupid senpai, including me, you and stephen hawking.
that might have been an exaggeration but most of your "intelligence" comes from practice, with just a few exceptions.
everyone regarded me as the smartest mofo in town because I only spoke when I knew, until I started speaking about anything I wanted, and trying new shit, people started to see that Im just average.
people regarded as smart just keep quiet when the time is right.

>>41204293
>not listening to audiobooks while browsing 4chan

ISHYGDDT

what, do you just spend several hours on here in complete silence? thats fucking retarded. If you do listen to music while browsing then switching to audiobooks should be easy

>mfw I already finished the art of war twice since this thread's been up

>>41205884
Quality hate there!

>>41208897
i did. i felt like i was there.

>>41210401

"meat market" sounds pretty complimentary, desu. Like she's calling it an eye-candy store.

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>>41210944
>RE-reading the art of war

I hope you aren't trying to impress anyone with that statement my man.

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Never understood the "lol he spends all the time at gym he has no life" meme, how much time do they think it takes?

>4 hours of classes
>4 - 6 hours of work
>2 hours (tops) at the gym
>if we go by the "8 hours sleep each day", that gives us 8 hours to do anything else
>take off 2 hours from eating, bathing and going from one place to another

Of course, thats me, add maybe 2 hours more for work and take away the classes hours for somebody else.

>>41210242
Oh fuck no.

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>>41209870
The douchehouse is my second home.
Not /fraud/ulent though I am getting more morally ambiguous.

>>41212328
>>that gives us 8 hours to do anything else

It gives you 4-6 hours, actually. 2-4 if you take out eating, bathing, travel.

But still, it's really not much. And for most normies, it'd only really be like 1 hour out of the day, 3 times a week. Less if they can integrate it into their daily life (eg jogging to/from work instead of driving). Not to mention the extra quality of time left over thanks to fitness energy.

>>41212328
>>41212886

desu I've kinda become "that guy" that sometimes spends all night at the gym, but I'm sure I'm doing more and having more of a life than some people that would make fun of me for it.

>get off work at 5, meet friend at gym at 5:45
>change, warm up, stretch, start lifting around 6:20
>done lifting by 7:45
>chat with some other friends that we see there, some are PTs
>trainer shows me some mobility/stretching stuff to help with my leg that's been tight lately
>hit the hot tub
>shower
>get dressed and leave the gym

before you know it it's 8:30 and I've spent pretty much my entire night at the gym. A lot of people would think I'm boring and don't do anything but work out but it was way more productive, fun, social, and rewarding than just sitting at home or going to a bar/restaurant.

>>41214583

desu that's fair enough if you're socialising too and not just silently working out for 3 hours straight.
Not really different from playing recreational sports or something, which a lot of people do to stay fit while having fun.

>>41205884
Fetal alcohol syndrome or at the very least fetal alcohol spectrum disorder - idk why but people like that always fit it and they always have that kind of shallow mouth breathing with thin upper lip and the lower lip kinda hanging just like you described.
I loath them and their parents. They should be exterminated.

>>41195504

>People who lift don't read, draw, listen to music (THIS ONE IS ESPECIALLY RETARDED) or hang out with friends

>>41204732
Look buddy, I read mostly science fiction and fantasy and I have to tell you - I've found zero difference between audio books and physical copies in terms of stimulating my imagination and actually seeing the action in my mind's eye. In comparison, one of my high school history teachers saw me reading some Lovecraft omnibus containing The Case of Charles Dexter Ward and Herbert West - Reanimator, asked to borrow it during class because we were doing some written assignment and she literally inhaled the fucking thing in about an hour. I'm giving this specific example because Lovecraft banks on you actually projecting your idea of incomprehensible terror and yet this person devoured the book in record time. How much of it do you think she understood and how much blanks were filled?

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>>41209870
>reddit

>>41195479
Isn't this the same faggot who made the "income inequality" shit tier comic?

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>>41209870
Psh, douchehouse casuals. Home douchehut master race!

>>41212474
Same. The only boy reason I'm not on a cycle is because it's illegal. And the good book says honor the law of the land, no matter how stupid.

>>41215518
Stupid phone autocorrecting "real"to "boy"

>>41215474
Tfw squatting in your doucheshed

>>41204650
It's a good fish

>>41209870
I see douchebags all the time, but never at the gym. People at the gym are ususlly pretty nice.

>>41195504

>All this effort to justify not working out

Why?

>>41210242
She broke it off with him and he killed himself later.

>>41215791

Think of all the squats he could have done in the time it took to conceive, write, draw, ink, colour, and animate this piece of shit.

>>41210401
>I dated a girl who refused to go to the campus gym because of all the "douche bags" aka my friends. She called it the "meat market" but I think I like douchehouse better
Adolescence really has been expanded into the 20s

>>41205884
lmfao that was a sick greentext story, laughed my ass of several times.

>>41208897
You're missing out.

>>41196458
JUICE ME BITCH

>>41195831
This

>>41195874
>comments are closed
Color me shocked.

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>>41199478
HEAD
LIKE
A
FUCKIN
ORANGE

>>41195874
>I’d like to talk about a time that I suppressed my gut in favor of "intellect." Ready?
>I won't bore you with the details
She can even make up a story.

>>41215474
>>41215597
>milf checking me out all day during my lifts
>i love my mom
>home douchealo master race

>>41217563
This reminds me of that greentext of anon lifting and some milf inviting him over and him fucking her and making her pregnant, plot twist was that it was his home gym, milf was his wife and it was another one of his kids.