Anyone else wash their ass after every shit?

>>41192346
I try to align my shits to right before a shower. I wipe with toilet paper normally then when I get in the shower I vigorously rub my anus until there is no poop left

>>41192346
>doesn't push out one glorious shit
are you even dieting?

I haven't wiped my ass in a while
I just time my shits with my shower and wash my mud butt down into the tub and drain.
Anyone else do this?

>>41192346

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>>41192373
>Sit for 30 mins after every shit
I'm not fat and I have stuff to do holy shit

>>41192362
>align my shits
i'm been trying to make myself shit in the morning as i'm sick of farting all the time in the car on the way to work and having to shit right when i get in. how do i change my bowel clock?

>>41192346
I think the worst thing is when you feel like you want to shit, but when you go to the toilet all you let out are some massive ear-shattering farts everyone in the house hears and pretends it's nothing, I can even hear my neighbours below laugh everytime that happens

Go in soft, then scrape your way out.
Also, learn not to give a fuck about have a little shit in your butt.

>>41192404
Coffee

>>41192430
Laugh out-loud. Same when a couple of loud farts escape while pissing. Best way is to act lighthearted about it even if it is a deeply shameful thing.

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>>41192362
>I try to align my shits
mfw my turds come out crooked

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>>41192472
>tfw morning coffee and a cigarette aftershit

We already have a poop thread