mirin

>woman
>acknowledges my muscles that i worked
>positive emotions

>5'9 185 bulking
>head to mcdonalds for an epic post workout
>see cute young girl working register
>hey what can I get you
>she says it so casually like she actually wanted to, notice she says the same thing to my friend but different tone
>order my usual and throw a half smile
>she is intimidated and doesn't smile back
>girls are nervous of attractive people
>get food and eat with bro
>she was horny for my fucking dick. I would've banged the shit out of that tight ass. I've jacked off to the thought of her a dozen times

>>41192013
topkek

>>41191896
>present progressive of (to) make

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>>41191896
>female member of the (no)homo sapiens sapiens species light reflecting organs percieves fotons reflected from my body, which has more hyerthrophied muscle mass than average body of a male of our species, which indicates strenght and good health
>said female central nervous system evaluates me as a fitting mating partner and exhibits specific changes in her behavior, showing her interest for me to recognize
>my senses discovers change in the said female behavior, brain compares it with other human reaction samples in my memories and uses social instincts, comes to conclusion that said female is willing to mate with me, which can be possibly resulting into spawn of offsprings and spreading my own genetic information
>this realization starts a complex of biochemical reactions, for example increased dopamine secretion in nucleus acumbens, which I, as a individual, subjectively percieve as pleasant

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>>41191874
>do no workouts of any kind for about 1-2 years
>stop being a leftist and realise that being fit will increase my chances of scoring
>start hitting the gym
>fastforward 4-5 months
>actually know what I'm doing at the gym, or starting to know
>post random gym selfie on my wall instead of in a PM as intended
>look back at phone after a while
>mfw 10 notifications
>several people mirin or actually giving my existance some acceptance for the first time in forever

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>>41192319
>political ideology having anything to do with lifting
>4-5month noob gains

Get out, please. You have the entirely wrong mindset.

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>>41192611
>political ideology having anything to do with lifting
It does.
lefties are weak minded individuals that need the government to get them what they want instead of working for it themselves

>>41191874
Dude i was going for a bench set of 185 x 2 but after glancing at this thread I got 185 x 5. I shit you not.

More impressed looking grills please

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>>41191874
she's pretty cute. Also is that a Gnar plushie from League of Legends?

Never got that many mires before now that I think about it... Feelsbadman. But I'm also pretty much a hermit outside of work so that has at least a little to do with it.

>>41192248
>strenght

delete this trash, anon.

>>41193194
pretty sure its kaypea but i could be wrong

>>41192013
These are /fit/ mirin stories in a nutshell-
>see grill
>she looked in my general direction
>omg bros she totally wants my dick
>made it

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>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

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>>41193415
are you white? how come white people can always fuck their cousins like it's nothing

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>>41191874
>finaly start wearing sleevless shirts to the gym now its not feezing outside
>walking to my dorm elevation
>group of girls walking down the hall past me talking
>the girl who was talking abruptly stops talking and mires as shes passing me.
>her friends start laughing at her
>"oooooh who's that sarah??"
>tfw too shy so I keep walking

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>>41193718
Alpha as fuck

Don't give these plebeian sluts any attention

>>41191874
Kaypea give me gains

>>41193415
wtf bruh

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>at bar last Thursday
>buddy says arms are lookin big

Then I went home alone

>>41193826
girls think it to man they just wont tell you

>>41192248
tfw too smart to reproduce

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>>41192248
I enjoyed this, anon.
Keep it up.

>>41193415
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>>41191874
Happened today
> mn fag
> driving in coon rapids
> pull up to super America to get gas and some Gatorade
> pull up at the same time as super cutie thicc 5'3 cardio bunny and her male companion, probably the boyfriend
> walking in to the gas station with my buddy
> see grill walking towards door, giggles looks at me and runs up to door
> opens door, gives biggest grin and says "after you sir" and looks back to the car where boyfriend is looking on, giving me and my buddy the eyeballs
> while inside grill follows us around, caught her looking at my chest then she starts pretending like she was looking for some snacks on the isle behind me
> waiting to get rang up at cashier
> grill behind us with her caribou frappuchinos
> says to me while "you're really strong, can you lift me" giggles
> "haha probably not"
> see the joy fade from her face as i slowly realize what i had said
> "i mean not cause you're fat, my arms are just sore today"
> mfw she fake smiles and starts to play with her phone
> say "you smoke?"
> face light up "cigarettes?"
>...
> "oh, yeah here take my snapchat we can match sometime "
> get snap
> chick gets rang up before me and leaves
> says "have a good day, gentlemen" to me and my buddy and winks at me as she walks out


BREHS! AUTISMO IS REVERSIBLE!

>>41192013
>am bulkan
>slowly walk into McDonald's to conserve calories
>grill at register
>recieved customer service
>shewantsthedeveryonewantsthed.jpg

Yeah guys I made it lmao 100 100 swag 420 frfr

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>>41194247
that probably not line was alpha as fuck. I had a similar fuck up when me and my roomate were talking to some sorority girls. one of them was joking she had only had 4 sexual partners. I was kind of drunk and thinking I doubted that because she was hot. So I said "Really? only four?" That shit would have hit the fan so quick if my roommate didn't change the subject.

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>>41192611
Let me guess, you’re #swoleleft? Leftism is inherently for the weak-willed and weak-minded. Leftists do not believe in personal responsibility.

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>>41194387
you seem like a faggot, but are a cuckservative, so it's an oxymoron, like how you have a penis but are actually a lil bitch

>>41194403
hey stop arguing plz guys

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>>41193415
mfw I see dead memes

>>41193415
Someone pls post the stabil variant

>>41194480
ain't dead yet boi

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>>41193415
The number of people not recognizing this meme is astounding. That many new people.

>>41193415
I REALLY hope this takes off again

>>41194247
>coon rapids
lmao I'm so sorry

>>41193740
What makes you think they are plebian sluts?

>be Dan Schneider
>see OP grill
>her feet are exposed
>adequate for licking
>offer her a job in a tv show
>lick her feet
>she says nice

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>>41193415

>>41194233

>>41191896
>Flex a cep
>sperg.jpg

>>41193670
Because they don't make us marry eachother after like in Afghanistan

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>>41192013
Not sure if this is better as an intentional or unintentional reference but this is literally a scene from american psycho

>>41194387


I do believe in personal responsibility but I'm also not retarded enough to apply it on the macro scale.

The average human is an incredibly lazy piece of shit and half of the population are worse than average

Scream all you want but most people will never get their lives in order and are content to keep floating by in life

I would rather have the alcoholic single mother get free government assistance for her 9 kids because it's better for everyone if those kids get fed and become passive gas clerks and contribute to the economy

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>>41193415
>not
>posting
>the correct
>image

>Be me, 19, first year of college
>At party at friend's gf and her roommates place, drunk af
>Came straight from gym, so pump still kinda there, wearing tank top and gym shorts
>Talking to 8/10 qt about smash
>Tell her I could totally smash her
>Takes my hand and pulls me into her room
>I actually start the gamecube while she jumps on the bed
>She was pretty good at smash, but she mained kirby, so I got mad and left

Will lifting ever cure my autismo? I feel like I've wasted my college years and the abundant sloots.

>>41197697
No it's better to let them suffer for their consequences and not enable that kind of behavior in our society. All 9 of those children are completely lost without a proper father figure along with a mother figure, they will all grow up to be as useless and irresponsible as the father that left them and the mother too stupid to make good decisions.

>getting a curry
>based indian owner I've known since I was a kid comes out and chats
>looks me up and down
>asks if I'm working out these days
>say yes
>gives me extra food for free
w-was he mirin?

>>41197785
kek they will rob you one day and leave you dead in the street.

I went to lunch with some coworkers and one of them complimented me on my broad shoulders. One of the girls was looking at a muscular guy in a tight-fitting shirt at a nearby table, another one said that I'd probably look the same if I wore a shirt like that because I was "pretty buff"

I nearly dropped my spaghetti because I'm not at all used to people thinking of me that way. I'm still DYEL as fuck, I've just been doing a lot of pull ups because I don't have to leave my house to do them.

I switched to a different cleanser a few weeks ago and my acne is almost totally gone now which I think has made the biggest difference in my self esteem

>>41197605
Ummm mister..this is not only in afganistan. Pretty much most of the middle east

>>41194387
You're retarded if you are conflating personal responsibility to larger, more intricate socioeconomic issues and global ideals.

Just grow up. Lifting literally has nothing to do with political ideology, and I've been lifting for seven years before all this hashtag business.

You are, most likely, very new here compared to others. Maybe you should follow your ideology and not bring your culture into ours. Follow the /fit/ culture. Work hard, lift often, post gains. That's it, none of this political bullshit from the cuckservative right or the limp dick left. No one wants to hear it.

>>41197759
>annoyed at fighting kirby
no tech-skill normie detected, stay low tier pleb

>>41198187
I'm talking playing kirby like a dumbass. x,x,x,x,x,down,b and neutral b.

>>41194433
Nice get m8

>>41197825
You didn't shit in the street after? Don't show your face there again.

>>41197785
This is why you have white niggers

>>41196426
I kid you not. I hate that city, was only swinging through to help a friend

>>41194247
She wanted the fugg

>be full skelly
>dating asian qt for a year
>start lifting during that time
"don't get too big, I like you how you are"
>ignore her keep lifting
>a few months of lifting and eating later, escaping skelly mode
>qt is riding me, hands on my chest
"I can feel your man chest"
>feels good

>>41192013
>manlet
>she was horny

lmfao in your fucking dreams midget

>>41197785

Lol this is how governments fall too many lower class people with nothing to lose.

It's like you want to get your daughter raped and your home pillaged

>>41198030

What was the cleanser plug that shit

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>>41198559
Nice.
Reminds me of a webm I saw when an asian cutie was riding a white dude and grabs his pecs, making note of how big they are.
The guy whips out the "they're 4 u" and she has herself a giggle.

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>>41198072
>Not training for the day of the rope

Fucking degenerate, if you aren't willing to hang all the darkies and rape all the white thots within a 100 mile radius, only for the purpose of making more white babies, then you gotta go bro. There is no other option.

Civilians need to step aside

Bro, I'm in Hawaii... One of many, but my favorite, just got done snorkeling and I was standing there enjoying the view on the beach. This super tan, fit, grill in a thong bikini walked up to me smiling.. then walked past me and bent over to.. pick up some sand?

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>Renewing gym membership
>New worker there
>Giving out my info again because the system is dumb
>Name, number of sessions
>"What about your phone number?" she says
>I never got asked for a phone number before, I say
>"Well we don't need it buuuuuuuuuuuuut....." and gives me the biggest flirt look I have ever seen in my life
>Keep silent and just maintain eye contact
>"Okay then" and becomes visibly disappointed

Too bad I am in a relationship I'd smash it.

>>41191874
>getting motivated by OTHER people getting mired, not you

I bet you watch cuck porn

Most importantly though - motivation is worthless garbage, discipline is all.

>>41198763
godspeed

>>41198845
>motivation is worthless garbage, discipline is all.

BINGO

I WIN!

I didn't think anyone would post this. Been waiting for it since the solid post.

>>41197759
>losing to a fucking low tier
embarrasing my man

>>41198845
I'm 90% sure that you are a fat fuck who thinks he understands everything after 2 weeks of successful dieting
I bet you browse /pol/ too

>>41192248
>tfw dont know if underrated or pasta

>>41194311
Delete this

>>be 5'7
>>been hitting gym for 6 months
>>barely pass dyel mode
>>new planet fitness has windows everywhere
>>in popular shopping area so grils mirin left n right

i never been mired by so many decent looking women in my life

>>41193415

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>>41199857
what the fuck is this shit

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>>41193415
>solid
getsme every time

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>>41194311
me bulkarian
walk into mc tendies
man at registry
recieve special service
he gives me a lot of protein

>playing ff14
>grill jumping around me
>says let me invite you to my fc i love your name
>sorry I'm a trial

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>>41191874

>>41193826
Lmao nice man. I have head several guy friends tell me I'm looking bigger, but no girls have commented yet. Don't know what to make of that....

>>41191874
I work as a bus boy/server at a restraunt where all the waitresses are 8/10 teen girls and all the customers are college kids so I get mired usually everytime I walk outside but here it goes
>get called to bus table
>wearing ripped jeans and tanktop
>I already have a little bit of a pump from carrying heavy ass trays all day
>walk outside and theres a table full of cute chicks looking at me
>I walk over and start clearing the table next to them
>I pick up the tray and start walking in and I hear one of the girls say
>"they have some really hot guys that work here"
>I turn around and smile at her and the whole table starts giggling
I'm always getting asked by the other employees if I'm on steroids and they ask me for some but I'm completely natty

>be at a party with an old female friend who I had a fling with reking her relationship
>we were at bad terms for years but slowly being friends again
>jokingly slap her ass and make a flirty comment about it being thick
>mfw shes many years into a new relationship and now shes sending flirty messages and wants to see me

>>41201710
kys

>>41201024
top jej

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>>41201710
I look forward to seeing you on the News when the psychotic guy whose relationship you rekted decides to go Marilyn Manson on you two love birds

I swear you betas love the taste of other men's cum in your mouth. You two piece of shit people deserve each other you really do.

shes cute. whats the catch?

>>41194247
>super cutie thicc 5'3 cardio bunny
That doesn't make sense

>giving me and my buddy the eyeballs
haha what the fuck is English your second language

>>41202617
>I look forward to seeing you on the News when the psychotic guy whose relationship you rekted decides to go Marilyn Manson on you two love birds
Can confirm, this is the reason I got /fit/. Now lifting is a habit that makes my life less awful

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>>41204966
I remember last summer like it was yesterday. I was in the park and this guy stormed onto the basketball courts and proceeded to have a massive argument. He basically asked this guy like yo was you in my house I heard you fucked my girl. The guy who did it left his wallet so the cuck basically handed the guy his wallet and shot him right on the basketball court.

Everyone ran except me because I was so use to seeing people get shot from the hood it didn't bother me. I just remember going up to the guy...the cuck shot him right in his face and just walked off like nothing happened. Guys eyeball was just dangling...it was awful.

No one ever identified who did it but it did end up making the news that night.

Its so not worth it trying to cuck guys you don't know. You never know when you meet that one psychopath. It literally can cost you your life

>>41191874
>giving some documents to a student on her first year at uni
>while she's taking the papers, she looks at my arms
>"wow, those are muscular"
>touches bicep
>goes away smiling

Still waiting for summer, though.

>>41191874
>at doctor
>getting bloodwork done
>nurse: you have good arms for this
>puts needle in me
i didnt know what to respond, i was just silent fml

>>41194387
>>41192949
A-HEM, please, im the most socialistic, leftist person to walk on this planet, i lift

>>41205377
>socialistic
>ic
not my comrade

>>41192949
t. rust belt hick who lives off government funded social services

>>41197543
Underrated

That guy from freakzoid said he needed more rope than usual to wrap my chest and arms.

That counts as a mire right?

I think his name was candleja

>/fit/ has been 75% creative shitposting since 2011
>suddenly, study comes out finding correlation between muscles and "right-wing" beliefs
>a couple of /pol/ crossboarders find it funny and run with it
>leftists utterly lose their shit in a storm of ressentiment
>#swoleleft happens in response, making leftists look even more ridiculous
>they get even more butthurt and demand mods ban everyone who makes them feel bad

FFS grow some balls

>>41205234
How about also not just being an awful human bean that breaks up other people's relationships? You know, the stuff you should not be doing regardless of whether or not you'd be caught?

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>>41192611
>I am the one who decides the correct brain thinkies
kys triple nigger

>>41206248
>this is true because i want it to be

lol come on dude

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>>41206279
Did you read what I wrote. I don't chase other men's women see
>>41205234

The point was that people for the most part are shitty and in that story it cost that guy his life. I get the le memefags here but telling men to go after other men's wives and girlfriends seems like a recipe for disaster. If I even think she has a bf or a husband I just delete the number.

There's simply too much pussy out here for all that

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>>41194387
I improve my body and mind so that I can pull people up. In that way I take responsibilty for myself and others. Stop being a selfish little bitch and actually improve the world a little. Jesus fucking christ.

>>41191874
>at friend's house
>play some dance game on the wii
>you're a really good dancer. I didn't know muscular guys like you could dance that well
>keeps pouring me drinks I didn't ask for
>turns into vishnu that evening, putting her hands everywhere on my body
>feel good but awkward, because she's my friend's gf

also:

>wear body tight shirt for the first time
>you're turning into quite the monster, anon

also:

>help medfag friend as a body to practice diagnostics on
>keeps casually mentioning how muscular I am for weeks

>>41204892
a u t i s t i c

>at hotel
>dyel but wearing loose fitting tank
>free water bottles at front desk
>walk into lobby
>say hey as I approach front desk qt
>lock eyes for longer than we should have
>she says hey while stroking her hair over her shoulder and giving an embarrassed smile at the ground
>"can I get uh...three water bottles"
>"s-sure"
>hands me bottles
>I leave hotel, never to see qt again

The signs were clear as day but I didn't even realize until I left

>>41205234
> got cucked by guy 10 years my senior
> broke up with girlfriend who I was thinking of marrying
> enlisted
> Ranger
> years of training, best shape of my life while he's a lumpy piece of shit
> did my ISTAR, 5 paragraph order, all that shit
> crippled him and got away with it
Meanwhile
> while YOU spend YEARS building to your vengeance, CHAD just walks UP to the guy and SHOOTS him and GETS AWAY with it

>>41197543
Dan "get in the van" Schneider?

>>41206279
>awful human bean
>stuff you should not be doing regardless of whether or not you'd be caught
pretty spooky, anon

>be me in college
>wearing sleeveless shirt since its above freezing
>in class working on group project
>one of my partners says "dude how are your triceps so big"
>start going through my lifting routine
>realize nobody fucking cares
>shut my goddamn mouth

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>>41207829
Yeah I wouldn't call it my vengeance. I was just at the park excercising and saw a guy get his brains blown out on the basketball court. I felt kinda sorry for the guy then I remember how he laughed in the guys face thinking he cucked him as he handed him his wallet before the shots rang out. Pieces of brain fragment on the basketball court and everything. Problem was /b/ just made me say oh so thats what that looks like when its not on a computer.

I just kept doing my pullups honestly. It wasn't my fight. The dead guy made his bed banging that guys wife and leaving his wallet on the mans bed. My uncle would tell me stories from the 60s and 70s when stuff like that happened but didnt think it happened today honestly

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>leaving gym
>say goodbye at gym receptionist
>she smiles and says good night
I made it

>>41192013
Even though this is a joke, I had something kind of similar happen to me last week.

>go to the bank to open a checking account
>woman talking to me about the account and shit
>she starts talking about how cool my hair looks and what I do to maintain it
>tell her I don't do anything to maintain it
>"but it looks like you spend so much time maintaining the rest of your body"
>she pushes me on the arm
>go back to talking about bank stuff
>tell her I'll need a loan soon and ask about their rates
>she tells me the rates aren't that great and I'd be better off going to a different bank

Easiest business advice of my life, lads.

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I don't know what happened today /fit/, but I like it

>head to gym, doing push day (lol fuck it, it works for me)
>other grad student who's a friend of mine comes up, jokes around with spotting me by pushing the bar down
>manage to get it racked again, we're just having a laugh
>gym employee qt walking by with a barbell collar
>say "you know what they say about girls with collars"
>she clearly understood the neck choker reference and just stops, mouth open
>I slowly insert my dick into her larynx
>jk
>buddy and I bust out laughing, she comes over and talks to us and drops the offended vibe in 2 seconds
>got her number and getting dinner with her on Thursday

I did it. I hit on a woman at the gym.

>>41192248
tiho ve deni

>>41208295
>>she tells me the rates aren't that great and I'd be better off going to a different bank
What did she mean by this?

>>41207829
I hope this is true.
Also, can I get a copy of that OPORD for the lulz?

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>>41192013

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>>41193415
Anons a faggot

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>be me working
>work as a produce clerk at the local grocery store
>best friend there is an older dude who's about 5'4
>we're wearing t-shirts (normally dress shirts) for this cause thing for March
>talking about sizes, I say mine's too tight (I like a baggier shirt to work in) and he said he'd get a smaller one but he wouldn't "fill it out as nicely as [I] do"

>another story
>we're talking about his niece having twins
>still wearing our uniforms, I say that we're twins autistitically
>"Anon, if we were twins, you'd be Arnold and I'd be Danny DeVito"

Making it

>>41208733
a sperm bank

Got 'mired by a girl at the gym for the 1st time (that I'm aware of)
>go to do dumbbell shoulder press
>literally the only unused bench is next to her
>she's ~6.5/10, but I'm ugly too
>caught her looking 3 times
>once she was looking directly at me
>once at my reflection in a mirror,
>last time at the reflection of a reflection through 2 mirrors
>everytime I caught her she would quickly look away and act embarrassed (play with her hair, slight smile, quickly pull out her phone, etc.)
>didn't capitalize on it because of autism
>I had other stuff to do in the gym and I didn't want to embarrass myself by talking to her and becoming the largest spaghetti factory outside of Italy

>>41208011
best post itt

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>>41192013

>>41197759
>being so shit at smash you lose to kibro
just pick sheik and spam knives then finish with up+B into her fgt

>>41208620
id like to hit someone too

>>41209069
I'd have to redact too much if I still had it, everything linking me to what happened there is gone or wiped

>>41199564
So fkn right.
Its noob gains, but for motivation.

lets see if that is his same mindset, when he is trying to get from 13 to 11% bf, while trying to keep his lifts big, his workouts intense, strict as fuck diet, and keeping any sort of discipline what so ever.

If we are gunna make it, we need all the motivation we can fkn get.

And w-we are all gunna make it...r-right?

>>41205377
Why would you ever take pride in being a socialist?

Emotions are outlawed remember? Only what is good for the collective you stupid individualist.