This guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom. What do you do

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Gib im a good ol pat on the donger and say you too without stuttering

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I had to

Be afraid because he's clearly in the women's changerooms for a reason

... I'll be in my bunk

>>41185033
Pick up what's left of it

>>41185033

Ask him why he roids when we could workout together and be natty.

Present myself

>>41185033
I promptly do a 360 to expose the front of my shirt, which boldly states, "this ass slaps back". I slyly smirk at him while I watch the smile slowly dissipate from face as he realizes the gravity of the mistake he has just made. I nonchalantly signal the front desk technician to activate the lunk alarm. Everyone turns around and starts chanting "shame, shame, shame" as he lowers his head and tries to meekly slink out of the gym. He is met at the front door by the police who were patronizing the adjacent donut shop and were alerted by the alarm's sound. In unison we all shout, "that's him officers". He is hauled away to jail where he will no doubt be sentenced to hard time by judge Shaniqua Rosenberg. The entire gym cheers me as I enjoy a delicious slice of pizza, compliments of the house. Maybe I'll have two pieces today. I've earned it after all and this commotion has worked up quite an appetite.

>>41185064
fpbp

>>41185313
10/10 would read again

the hero we need

>>41185313
kek

>>41185313
well memed desu

>>41185313
perfect

>>41185033
Suck his dick

>>41185033
Look at him with a competitive face
And begin the slap ass battle

>No homo

I'll just make like a tree and get out of there.

Notify management.

>>41185135
The only real answer

>>41185033
I take this as a challenge and accept, then get in the traditional stance so we can do battle.

>>41185033
I call the police and denounce him for sexual harrassament

>>41186550
You can't sexually harass a guy

>>41185033
I make use of burger self defense laws and shoot him on sight.