/fph/ fps/fat hate

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>>41184914

>>41184948
This person's BF is a failure. He should be looking for another job at literally every waking second.

>>41184948
Please don't let this be real. Can't be. This would be an easy lawsuit against wherever he works for. Christ

>>41185007
This. It's not 2009 anymore. Jobs are easy to get now.

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>>41184914

>>41185391
jesus...man? woman? what is it?

>>41185411
All of the above and none of them at the same time

>>41185022
Literally just happened. It's from the previous fph thread; someone told the story, and another anon cleaned it up.

>>41185391
Fish nets once again catching whales.

>>41185411
>>41185442
Schrödinger's fat.

>>41185391
torrid more like horrid am i right lads ha ha

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>>41187255
Criminally underrated.

>>41187248
>>41187255
Nice!

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Fucking hell :(

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>>41185391
>leopard print fishnets
Proving once again how dumb these bitches are. They're called fishnets because they look like fishnets, she's just wearing tights/pantyhose.

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Wew

>>41184940
What episode is this

>>41187417
i just saw that almost made me barfed

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>>41184914
Allahu Ackbahtter.

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>>41187649

>>41188099
>Low fat mayo
Man the only people I see eating low fat or sugar free products are fatasses. Why is that?

>>41187417
>I used to wipe cum in my asshole to try and sterilise the smell
That's the weakest excuse for letting niggers fuck you in the ass that I ever heard. Just admit you're gay bro.

>>41188141
they're trying to substitute for the things they used to really like. i'm a recovering fatblob drinking lots of diet soda because i would rather eat 600 cals of food at a meal than 300 cals of soda and 300 cals of food

>>41187417
>This thread is literally still active

>>41179828

>>41188197
>drinking lots of diet soda
fag

>>41184948
You could just leave him. Make him call 911 and fit the bill then get another job. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard to put up with.

>>41188141
Because you don't notice when non-fatsos drink diet coke.

>>41185391

are those piss jugs bottom left?

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>>41188099
>mayonnaise soup

I was told of days like these. I should have listened.

>>41188099
I used to do that when I ate cupcakes, but just chew the paper till it starts tasting like paper then spit it out.

>>41188213

this is your average /fit/ poster

>>41188197

its an addiction. you need to go cold turkey. there is no way about it. rip the plaster OFF anon

I really like sparkling water with some frozen fruit thrown in. or a slice of lemon. and lots of ice. Frozen fruit are an acceptable form of sugar so you can still get some of your fix.

>>41188141
low fat = more sugar
sugar free = usually more fat

fatties see both of these products as healthy and gorge them. then when confronted with the question of their diet, they claim "but i only eat healthy foods!"

>>41187255
someone screenshot this

>>41187255
top heh

>>41184941
H-how did she get in the store?

>>41187430
Not defending that post because it's fucking stupid. but i mean you probably shouldn't embarrass a child like that in front of their peers, at that age it isn't necessarily their fault. The parents are to blame for letting that child eat like shit.

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>>41188141
I'm not a fatass but a side-effect from a necessary medication I take is chronic nausea. Without diet pop it's very hard to hold food down or have an appetite. With drinking pop I usually can't eat more than 1200 calories a day. Diet 7up is my go-to pop.

>>41190627
I agree. Parents are always to blame at that age. Shit's child abuse.


Just wanna say you guys are helping me lose weight. Found these threads a month ago. That old image you almost didn't bother reposting probably helped me.

Is My 600-lb Life on Netflix?

>>41190694
Makes me wanna go on a quest to slay an ogre.

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AHEM

>>41190728
POP OFF JAMES

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My sister, who struggled with eating her entire life and became obese (5'2" at 225 lbs.) has finally starting to seriously try and is down to 195 lbs. I hope she makes it... and also stops calling me a skinny bitch.

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Why did this literal fatass become a sex symbol?

>>41190804
I've never been attracted to her, and I prefer ass over tits.

>>41190796
Skinny bitch.

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This stupid bbw lives in my hometown. I cannot believe people think this is good becaus she has 'confidence' I'll post what she said on her Facebook post

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Absolutely delusional

>>41191056
Nobody does, kid. They just pretend they do to feel better about themselves/not look like a dick.

Imagine a kid with Down's shows a selfie of them at their Walmart job.
>You go kid!
>Looking good, Steve :)

>>41190360
Most stores have wider entrances than exits.

It helps cut down on shoplifters.

>>41188099
>Mayo soup
Slam some proton powder in there and you can go keto and 23/1 IF with one serving and get jacked as fuck.

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>>41191074
>what if I was 150lbs
>thinks that's thin

That syntax almost gave me a stroke.

>>41191074
that's almost impossible to read

>>41191074
Rip Engrisch

>>41187667
Present day USA in a nutshell.

>>41186021
Did they say what kind of job is that?

>>41190804
who tf is that?

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>>41191254

>>41191074
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>41190796
pix pls

>>41188891
Same here man, a lot of flavour baked into that paper

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>>41191298
I laughed

>>41191509
>inb4 gf leaves him for "fatbro"

>>41190193
why dont u do it lazy fat fag

>>41191509
thats a pretty nice story
/fit/ gives a lot of shit to fat people but is always around for those that want to make it

>>41190804
That ass is fake and besides she knows who to market towards (i.e. black men).
>sex symbol
kek to whom?

>>41187255
hehe

>>41191680
Giving shit to fatties is good, I browse these threads to stay motivated.

>>41187667
looks pretty slim for a fat boy.

>>41191142
And end up bulimic from vomiting every day after you eat MAYO SOUP. Fuck me.

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>>41191254

Kim Kardashian, baby. Miss photoshop. An example for fatties everywhere.

>>41191870
Same.

Good on that anon for helping out fatbro. He's gonna make it. We're all gonna make it.

>>41187255
TOP KEK

>>41188099
>eating paper
Not that weird, imo, at least not for old school spies. I don't see how it would make someone obese.

>>41187430
Did this person claim to be 5'6 at 9 years old? Also 135 at 5'6 isn't fat at all. They must have meant 4'6

>>41190728

This is the most disgusting thing I have read all week. You are a god damn monster. May God have mercy on your soul.

>>41187430
Fat shaming kids is fucked up though. They didn't choose to be fat, shame their parents instead

>>41190796
>and also stops calling me a skinny bitch
Then go lift a weight and stop being such a DYEL you skinny bitches are as bad fatties

>>41191288
That's my favorite brand of cottage cheese.

>>41190360
Loading dock.

>>41190728
FUCK YOU

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>1.5 lb away from breaking obese BMI

YES!

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>>41190193
ask and ye shall recieve

>>41193734
Shit. Wrong thread :/

These threads really help me commit to my cut.

>>41190728

I knew it. I fucking knew it.

You thought you'd get me, didn't you? But I was two steps ahead. Nice try, I will NEVER read the greentext.

>>41193750
you know you can delete messages, right

>>41193734

Keep it up anon. Where did you start?


Also does anyone else smell something weird whenever they open an image? Like that distinct fat person smell?

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>>41193759

Almost the opposite for me.

Because I start to think "at least I'm not as bad as them".

>>41190804
because you can remove cellulite with photoshop

>>41187330
well meme'd

>>41193746
missed the "all of the above and none of them at the same time" comment

>>41187255
That joke,
Those double
Don't know if fat bitch still alive or already dead inside.

>>41191509
i love reading a good fat to fit story.

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>Bill Nye gets a new show on Netflix
>S1E8
>entire episode is about debunking "fad diets"
>underlying message is fat acceptance
>explains how calories are calculated and uses that to make the claim that consuming high calorie foods isn't a bad thing
>claims that back during WWII, larger bodies were considered attractive and that body type preference is just a trend
>"diets don't work cause calories aren't good or bad. be happy with your body"

This is presented as scientific to the general public.

How is this allowed?

>>41193746

WHY DOES IT NOT WAX REEEEE

>shopping at Whole Foods after work
>see a fat chick, possibly 300lbs, well-dressed, black hair, cute face would be hot if thin
>get my shit
>1 raw chicken breast bone-in
>some carrots
>black olives
>tomatoes
>hummus
>lemon/limes for my Perrier water
>2 proton shakes
>just about to pay
>fat chick is two spots behind me in line
>she is buying 3 cups of candy, nothing else

How are these people not embarrassed? Even when I had poor eating habits I would at least have enough shame to buy some fucking bananas or whatever when I was buying candy and I was only 225lbs (5'11") at my peak, so fat but not lardass tier.

>>41194656
No fucking way, wait until /fit/ hears about this
Sauce?

>>41194656
>bill nye on netflix
>look through episode titles
>worse than i ever could have imagined
he is not a scientist he's a fucking shill. a scientist isn't afraid of criticism and dissenting opinions

>>41194656
Because "fad diets" don't work. The only real way to lose fat is to make a lifestyle change. On a scientific basis, he's right, consuming high calorie foods isn't bad, as long as you maintain control over consumption. I haven't even seen the show, but from what you said it doesn't sound that bad.

Keep in mind too, that Bill Nye isn't the end-all-be-all for scientific correctness. He incorrectly slandered GMO's for years and years before he was given a chance to understand the exact science behind it, after which he completely changed his mind.

>>41194663
...I thought it was mold whenI first saw it
That is a crime against nature

Just realized that I'm on /fit/ and not /sci/.
Bill Nye isn't a scientist, he's a mechanical engineer and an entertainer. If you want to see how bad he's gotten, come over to /sci/, where there's usually a bill nye b8 thread up 24/7.

>>>/sci/thread/8852093

>>41194748
>Sauce?

>>>/tv/81998025

>>41190804
>>41191943
wtf jesus chirst Kim K is a fatass

>>41194788
He's a mechanical engineer which is one step away from not even being a real engineer, either
I feel I've been lied to

>>41193734
you got it mane

>>41194840
Why is Mechanical engineering a step away from being a real engineer? I'm genuinely curious.
-t. Electrical engineering major

>>41194730
Its from Whole Foods so its healthy duh.

>>41194840
mech is legit, you wanna talk on the fringe talk about civil or industrial. them niggas don't even math

>>41191509
Goddamn hero.

>>41193734
You're making it fatty.

3 months ago I was in your position, now I'm about 5 pounds away from being in the normal. range.

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>>41184940
Can it really be called an "accident" if it's just standard procedure to shit yourself? This one in pic related would just shit herself over the course of the day and then her 4 adopted kids would have to roll her over and scoop out the poop ore, she called it an "accident" too even though it was just the usual thing they did and she never made any attempt to reach a toilet.
>tfw some poor orphans got adopted to be shit cleaning slaves

>>41191886
Nice

>>41184948
That's why voice-mail exists. Wouldn't even look at my phone at 3am if it was ringing off the hook. Fuck off don't ruin my sleep, even if someone died

>>41193734

5'6

>when will they learn

>>41194656
He's a huge cunt irl

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>>41194656
He's a total idiot. He's not even a scientist, he just played one on TV and an entire generation was fooled into believing him.

>>41193893
About 217-ish.

>>41195077
Learn what? Enlighten me

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just saw this blue-pilled fedoralord, I'm gonna assume he's fat

>>41185411
Yes

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>>41191082

>>41191082
That bullshit makes me rage so hard. Like little girls born with hideous deformities, bitches all be like OMG lovely, she's perfect, so beautiful etc. Fuck off. No she isn't. Stop trying to make yourself feel good

>>41194656
Fad diets are stupid, and can be dangerous, especially "diet" pills, however maintaining a healthy weight is extremely important, and standards of "fat" have grossly changed in the last 30 years. Before I actually checked my bmi a few years ago, I didn't think I was that fat, but then I checked and realized I was obese. It's okay to be fat I guess, as long as you accept the fact that you're more than likely going to have significant health issues as you grow older which will likely lead to an early, avoidable grave

>>41194983
What episode?

>>41195169
I'm unironically getting a hooker this summer so I can finally get laid. I don't have the social skills to get with women so I'm better off paying for it unless I want to die a virgin.

>>41195260
Wanna learn how to fish?

>>41195169
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>>41191082
How did you know my name is Steve?

>>41194879
Are you a real elec eng, I remember all we did was make fun of Mech for being easy while the Elec + Biomed guys made fun of us for being easymode and the eng phys guys were somehow slaying pussy and getting drunk 24/7 while simultaneously being people nobody on campus remembered meeting.

>>41195260
I wish I had the balls to just do this, honestly. Maybe if I went one month no fap I'd work up the courage to hire an escort.

This July I'm going on this trip with my brother, and he says last time he went there were topless chicks literally everywhere and it was the craziest party he's ever seen. I'm hoping I can at least talk to a few girls there and maybe make out a little, if I find a drunk enough one maybe even have sex.

But let's be honest, none of that is going to happen, and I won't even talk to any of the women there.

>>41184940
How do you become so fat that you don't even realize you shit/pissed yourself?

>>41191074
why do fat girls say y'all so much.

>>41185391
>I fit into ... clothes again
So at some point that he/she blob couldn't fit into tents designed for disgusting freaks like he/she??

You'd think at that point, you'd lay off the twinkles and mt dew, no?

>>41195459
Do you want to learn how to fish or not?

>>41195452
I make fun of polisci majors and other non technical majors for being noobs, CS majors for being NEETs with no job prospects, Chem E majors for being masochists, and Mech E majors for having to take fluid dynamics.

>>41187255
it exists as a superposition of both male and female until someone lifts the fatpad

>>41195260
I did the same thing don't fucking do it it's not worth it. Afterwards you get seriously depressed and depending on how much it cost if you're in a legal state you will have true buyers remorse

>>41195516
You sound like an autist from /r9k/.

If I really wanted to, I have the "knowledge" to get girls, I'm just a horrible conversationalist and have low confidence. I've had a girlfriend before, and it took me months to work up the courage to finally ask her out, and the relationship was a mess. I've learned a lot since then, but the opportunity to find a qt simply hasn't come, and tinder scares me.

>>41194656
I saw the end of an episode of this with him and Zack "I dont have a problem with abortion, I have a problem with giving women a choice" Braf yelling over and over with the audience, "We'll stop talking about global warming when you do something about it!"

>id like to shut up about global warming.
>id love to shut up about global warming too

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>>41193849
Some day, in some FPH thread, I will strike... it won't be noticed until it's too late and then you and all the other unbelievers will finally see the glory of this green text...

>>41190627
sort of agree. but obviously the parents are fucked so trying to jumpstart the kid into reality might be a good tactic

>>41195516
I'm interested in hearing your methods.

>>41187457

Can someone make a jotaro shoop out of this?

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>>41195554
>tinder scares me
Just do it, you'll be able to talk to girls with no negative repercussions if you fail.

>>41195673
>Make a tinder
>Google how to take a good selfie
>Swipe until you run out of swipes
>Repeat x14
>You'll match with some whores
>Use this opportunity to learn how to talk to women
>You'll have plenty of opportunities, trust me
>Try to meet with all of them in person, get their phone numbers
>Do something cheap or free in a public place if you're too spergy to invite them to your home
>This is where the big rejection point is, you'll get about a 5-10% success rate
>Once you meet in person, talk to them with your newfound conversational skills (hint: it's a skill, skills improve with practice)
>If it goes well, ask them to meet again
>This time invite them to your home
>Watch netflix
>stare at them until they look at you
>move your head about halfway in for a kiss
>kiss them
>???
>put penis in vagina

You'd be amazed how easy it is

>>41195496
Saying "you all" costs extra calories.

>>41194730

from today at work

>subsidiary internal sales team hires disabled fat ass dude
>only in his late 20s, early 30s
>small moon, not total planet status yet
>walks with a cane and a limp
>walk by sales desk group today
>they're talking about lunch ideas
>he's recommending Wendy's 4 for $4 deal, ten adding a chicken sandwich so that he can take the patty and add it to the junior bacon cheeseburger to make some hybrid sandwich
>says this openly to his slim coworkers

How the FUCK are they not ashamed? This guy ate himself into disability and he still doesn't care. If losing your mobility doesn't wake you up, nothing will.

>>41194656

This faggot is a celebrity "scientist". He has a BS in engineering. Pull up a single article he's published on pubmed. You can't. He's not a scientist.

>He incorrectly slandered GMO's for years and years before he was given a chance to understand the exact science behind it, after which he completely changed his mind.

He also slandered the Patriots/Tom Brady after deflategate using junk science (he's a Seahawks fan, what a surprise) and never redacted his statements when the entire scientific community came out and said that the NFL's/Exponent's analysis was pseudoscience.

He had an AMA on leddit the other day and a post asking for the redaction of his deflategate comments was like the #1 or #2 upvoted post. He just ignored it. Guy's a total fucking cuck. Never trust a man who willingly wears a bowtie. Manchild.

>>41191509

I shed a tear

>>41194656
I'm watching this right now, it's not that bad. It is uninformed though, the paleo diet isn't bad, and has benefits like cutting out a lot of the garbage that's in food today.

Also the psychologist in the show is a retarded cunt, but they had the girl from the biggest loser to balance things out I think, and Bill was really just a moderator there.

>>41187667
>RIGHT ABOUT NOW

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>>41195864
>when you're watching Netflix with a girl and you start making out and humping in her bed and you look up and the movie's almost over already

>>41187430
Looking at the image closely, it looks like a leopard print pattern on some sort of see-through mesh.

>>41196219
Iktfb

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>>41194788
>He incorrectly slandered GMO's for years and years before he was given a chance to understand the exact science behind it
He didn't quit when he "learned the science behind it" he quit when he met with them and they devoted a seven figure check to his pet project.
Dude took a payday to reverse his opinions.

>>41186372
Why do fat people have the strongest coping mechanisms?

>>41187449
Toppest of keks on this one fuck

>>41184948
Or you know... quit

>>41196825
Because they have to always find the strongest everything to hold them up.

>>41195527
Can't forget making fun of industrial engineers for being glorified packaging science majors

>>41195452
Comp Engineer here, I resent business majors and comm majors probably with all my heart, especially on Friday nights while I'm doing retarded microcontroller programming. At least I'll make a lot of money when I graduate (in 5 years).

>>41197019
Faggot nerd.

>>41187457
Didn't she die?

>>41196219
>>41196474
just hop up and put on another one

we watched finding dory and zootopia on saturday while making out like teenagers

>>41184914
https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/plus-size-woman-wants-see-reverse-transformation-photo-230408409.html

""""""curvy""""""

Can we just eradicate all fat people and anyone who supports body positivity / haes already?

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>>41196379
>leopard print pattern on some sort of see-through mesh
That's exactly what pantyhose or tights are. These are fishnets, what she is wearing is printed see through tights.

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>>41196951

>>41195278
Fist?

>this fat piece of shit got pregnant by her cholo boyfriend
how the fuck do you even hit that?

>>41196825
Because they'd fucking kill themselves quicker if they didn't. I get depressed just looking at images of super morbidly obese people. Eventually it reaches a point where I can't even laugh at it because it's just so goddamn sad.

Where do people get episodes of my 600lb life from?

Its difficult to find on most torrent/usenet sites (cant find any of the last few weeks episodes)

Im not going to pay for TLC or any TV just for one show either.

>>41191943
>That photoshop
Why is this allowed?

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>>41184948
I'm skeptical about this one, a 2 A.M. work call is something any reasonable person would ignore unless you're in upper management or law enforcement or something. At a certain point it becomes the BF's fault for even entertaining this, if the guy is getting stuck in office furniture and his first reaction is to call a coworker who he supposedly hates then that says to me that he knows the guy will answer.

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this guy is such a fucking retard

>>41184941
the durability of those scooters are pretty fuckin amazing

>>41185391
>fit into Torrid clothes again
This seems like a progress picture after losing weight, though. At least they're making the effort to better themselves.

>>41197178
>we watched finding dory and zootopia on saturday while making out like teenagers
A-are you m-me..? We watched Finding Dory and Extremely Goofy Movie. Zootopia was even on the table...

>>41193181
The joke went over your head.

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>>41197811

>>41195260
just get on an online dating site and bag a fattie. Its really not that bad

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>>41195643
You are a disciple anon, a disciple of the great lord of consumption Baalzebeetus. One day when the BMI of humanity exceeds the forbidden threshold he will break into our dimension and the feast of a thousand fupas will begin! The streets will run red with cherry cola, the gyms will be torn down and buffets built in their place!

>>41197019
I'm a math/compsci major and I still have time to go out on Friday nights. You probably have awful time management or no friends

>>41187649
Did he really fall into a coma?

>>41195452
Mece here with a civil minor, don't recall any of the engineering disciplines really making fun of each other.

There seemed to be a lot of respect for biomed though, that shit looked pretty hard. And IEOR was just business majors in the engineering school, but networking skills go a long way in STEM.

>>41197019
>Comp Engineer here, I resent business majors and comm majors probably with all my heart, especially on Friday nights while I'm doing retarded microcontroller programming. At least I'll make a lot of money when I graduate (in 5 years).

so you just started university?

>>41190728
I was considering eating something... not anymore

>>41195452
EP here, the vastly differing lab curriculum coupled with very small class size makes it easy for us to be overlooked as a group, but individuals may still stand out.

>>41188099

>mayo soup

Oh my fucking god. This revolted me more than the paramedic stories, the nursing stories, the muh laygs porn, everything. Congratulations, you found something worksafe that I couldn't stomach.

>>41190804
THICCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>41194788
>He incorrectly slandered GMO's for years and years before he was given a chance to understand the exact science behind it, after which he completely changed his mind.
>incorrectly
So he was a good guy than got bought, like everyone in the West.
>understand the exact science behind
Yea, the 'science' behind it is very simple - monopolise the market and force farmers to pay licence fees if they want to grow anything.

>>41195643
>free smells

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>>41184941

If she can't get out, how did she get in?

>>41197709
her fucking neck...

>>41187430
200lbs in fucking 7th grade? Christ almighty.

>>41188197
this is real rough, but you really need to cut that shit cold. It fucks with your metabolism & blood sugar levels even though it's not got any calories.

I had a serious addiction to the stuff, maybe went through nearly 2 liters a day. Weaned myself off it slowly.

I'm around 50 lbs below a max of 340, 6'3" just from weaning off that & the cravings that it gives you.

>>41195643
you can see someone in the window looking at her not doing a thing, damn fat fetishists

>>41195919

Holy fuck you might be the stupidest fag on all of 4 chan

>not putting a jr bacon cheese burger and a crispy chicken together on one bun for all the protien and half the carbs
> YOURE in the gym while CHADS eating. Jpg

Also

>he took footballs into the bathroom
>implying he wasnt either cheating or sticking them up his ass because theyre big and brown

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>>41191509
W-who is chopping onions in here? S-stop it guysss!

>>41184948

>answering your phone at 2am to talk to your boss

why

>>41195169
Dude's redpilled to fuck tbqh

>>41199530
What neck?

>>41191943
She does have psoriasis so her skin looks fucked up genetically, but yeah it's bs.

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>>41195976
>it's not that bad
>It is uninformed though

Pick one

>>41199470
You are an uninformed fucking idiot.

GMOs are the only way to feed an exponentially growing population and save resources by producing bigger yields with less land.

But fuck people and the environment, your pseudo science is more important

>>41195169
He's right though

There is literally nothing wrong with banging hookers unless you're a puritan with a stick up your ass or a feminazi

>>41194898

Only if you buy whole cups. You need WHOLE foods anon. No half cups

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>>41200804

>>41191943
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>41194730
>Perrier is a sugar-free and calorie-free sparkling natural mineral water.
holy shit what kind of magic is this

>>41194983


What adoption agency approved this (literal) shit?

>>41200494
>>41200705
>paying for something you can get for free
Come on now

>>41184914
Adult acquired buried penis repair

https://youtu.be/qwguBmJkhuU

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>>41198714
>>Comp Engineer here
>At least I'll make a lot of money when I graduate (in 5 years).

>>41200705
>pedestalizing females
Faggot

gore warning
http://bust.com/arts/13724-13-gorgeous-photos-that-prove-love-has-no-shape-size-or-limits.html

>>41202260
Funny how anyone who is fit in these are men and not women.

>>41200139
not realy related to this thread; dont know what job that guy has, but as an engineer its expected of me to do it, at a normal company you usually get a schedule of when you are 'on call', at that times you must be available, but at my shit place they dont do that and decided you need to be available 24/7 to go fix shit people break, so I told them I dont get reception in my house due to living basically in a ditch and turn of my work phone when I get home boss said I had to find a new place to live or leave the job, but according to HR, you cant discriminate accounts someone based on where he lives, so he had to except it, all my coleages were pissed because of it because now they have to work at night thankfully I managed to quit last year, my boss was also fucking fat though, hay, guess it is related to the thread.

>>41195169
That is some serious /r9k/ level shit...

>>41198551
That's because comp science is the english degree of STEM. There are 10M people in India right now who can slut together some garbage code, but no company in their right mind would outsource proprietary micro-controller design.

>>41198714
>>41202063
Nah I'm a junior, basically in the meat of my program right now. I just joined a fraternity and partied way too hard freshman year, so I'm gonna have to take a part-time victory lap to finish my senior classes.

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>>41188891
>>41191991
>>41191409
Their just trying to find excuses for being fat.

pic related

>>41195527
>and Mech E majors for having to take fluid dynamics.
that class was fucking comfy, thermo however is a known faggot

>>41195230
>It's okay to be fat I guess, as long as you accept the fact that you're more than likely going to have significant health issues as you grow older which will likely lead to an early, avoidable grave
>as long as you're ok with being a burden on society
n o t o k

>>41194656
What the hell? didnt expect this here.

This show is simulations pissing of /pol/, /fit/, /sci/, and /tv/. (Or people are shilling very wide).

>>41202629
Don't forget statics.

>>41202629
>fluid mechanics
>comfy
Kill yourself my man, I have an exam on this in a month and I hate it so much

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>>41195864
Not even kidding, this just happened.

>Read this post
>think "huh...i should learn how to take better pictures of myself, it'd be good for dating
>google it
>first article
>wtf

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>>41202806
>this is a fucking journalism now
>a fucking line of work that earlier in history meant risking your life, fighting opressive regimes and bringing hope for poor, weak and abandoned

Jesus fucking christ...

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>>41195643
>free smells
every fucking time

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>>41202806
>TOTAL BOSS at taking selfies
>actually so incompetent at taking a selfie that she needs someone to take a picture of her taking one, missing the concept entirely

>>41184940
These are animals without a cogent thought in their heads. They react on instinct in a facsimilie of a functioning human

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>>41187457

>>41198857

I worked with a guy who used to make Ranch and Hot Dog soup....used the whole bottle

>>41190627
Seems like their parents were trying to prevent their kid from eating behind their back. Don't know what the family make up is but the entire family shouldn't have to suffer by not being able to keep snacks or cokes they consume in moderation because fatty over there can't control herself and over consumes them. Kid probably came home from school unsupervised and would raid the fridge or raid it some more after her parents went to sleep, what else can the parents do at that point. It's honestly like dealing with a drug addict and you're locking them in the basement at night so they don't pawn your t.v. while your sleeping.

>>41201567
>holy shit what kind of magic is this
The magic of advertising and gullible morons

>>41202192

>paying a woman to use her vagina

That's not how putting someone on a pedastal works senpai

>>41190627

Kids these days don't bully anywhere near as much so it's up to the teachers to pick up the slack.

>>41194656
Seriously fuck this guy right in the ear.

>>41202806

I hate her so much but she has mastered the art of hiding five chins in a selfie, can't deny that. If you look at her Instagram all the pictures where it's just her face she looks almost like a normal person, not someone with 500 lbs hiding out of frame. I think that's a skill every fat girl has from tons of practice. I can't even get a decent pic of myself and I'm shredded, but some 28 year old fatties on Instagram look like legit models in their face selfies. Deception to the apex.

>>41194656

Bill Nye the B.Eng Man strikes again

>>41202652
It pisses off anyone who actually knows about science

This is some "ifuckinglovescience" tier circle jerk shit for psuedointellectuals

>>41184914
is that butter?

>>41202806
This is what millennials in the USA care about....

>>41194879

Every science and engineering discipline thinks they're the best and most useful and have the hardest classes. I've gotten a B.S. and an M.S. in two different engineering disciplines and it was the same shit everywhere.

>>41197178
Hah, first time I ever got it on with my wife, we were watching finding nemo in my parent's basement.

Good times.

>>41200705
Except you have to wear a condom. Fuck that noise.

>>41202260
Lol they look like shit and it's funny to see a skinny black guy on the stereotypical fat sjw and the skinny white guy on a whale.

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>>41202260
>that nigger reading a book about Biochemistry

>>41202806
There is no journalism anymore besides jelous people who wish they had the other person's job, and SJW that virtue signal and act like journalism is a blog on Tumblr not a news article on a site.

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>drink heavily
>wake up the next day dehydrated, hungry, with diarreha
>weigh myself
>mfw

Ive discovered this one simple trick to lose 5 lbs in a few hours.
[spoiler]nutritionists hate me[/spoiler]

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>>41203648
Why would /fit/ have spoilers?

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>>41203389
>Legit models
>Have 6lb if make up and look like a clown.

>>41203666
For memes, satan.

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>>41203389
>>41203676
If she can manage this imagine what an attractive person can do with a good selfie.

>>41203711
Her face and shoulders are wide. It's kind of obvious she knows make up but that is the only redeemable quality fat girls have that would be better as skinny.

>>41185411
A woman with a fucked up thyroid, I have a friend like that she has hair on her chest and on the same area as that thing in the pic. Its funny when she shaves it becuase of the 5 o' clock shadow it produces but the chest hair, sometimes I just catch myself looking at it for longer than I should

>>41195496
they like eating so much that they even swallow the occasional vowel.

>>41201867
>implying getting pussy is "free"

>>41204075
>implying it isn't
Explain.

>>41203711
>those last two comments
Pure gold

>>41202504

That's because the target demographic is women. The article's purpose is to convince them that they still deserve and can get a Prince Charming.

>>41204082
Unless you're matching chicks left and right on tinder and get them to come over to your house without going on a date first you're gonna pay for something (eg drinks)
Infinitely cheaper than a hooker but it's not "free"

>>41204150
Wrong.

You don't pay for their food, you don't buy their drinks, you can invite them to do things that don't cost any money. Pussy doesn't cost money you beta fuck.

No, I don't match with a fuck load of girls on tinder. I was only getting about 2 a day, and I never spent any money on any of them but still managed to get laid at least once a week.

>>41202806
>>41203389
>>41203711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYLcSUH5N0k

>>41184941
i fucking hate humans

>>41204185
I'm talking about paying for your own shit retard. If you have 0 disposable income you can't go on dates
>tfw I've been there before and actually had my dates pay for my food

>you can invite them to do things that don't cost any money.
Like what? Any semi-decent looking girl is going to expect a date where money is needed at some point

>>41202666
statics also relatively comfy considering it's not fucking dynamics

>>41204242
>I'm talking about paying for your own shit retard
Holy hell, you don't have $20 to your name? Maybe you should get a job you fucking loser.

>Like what?
Walks in the park, free local events/bands etc

>>41204275
>before
DYER faggot?

>Walks in the park, free local events/bands etc
Lame

>>41204302
There's no excuse for not having at least a little bit of spending money. I'm a broke college student and I have a few hundred bucks in my checking account.

>lame
Are you a girl? No? How would you know if that's what they thought? Bitches love meeting me in the park, walking with my dog and just talking.

You seem brainwashed
>YOU NEED TO SPEND $50 TO HAVE A GOOD TIME OR ELSE
Maybe if you weren't so boring you'd be able to impress them just by being there.

>>41191151
that's my goal weight :(
t. 5'7"

>>41195864
>Do something cheap or free in a public place if you're too spergy to invite them to your home

I'd sperg out more in public

>>41195864
>Watch netflix
>stare at them until they look at you

yeah and get the police called on you, seriously just imagine that scenario with some retard from here

>>41204338
How about being homeless faggot, I got kicked out by my parents at 16 and had to crash at a friend's house until I could find a job, this was back when finding jobs was difficult. Also
>going to college
>broke
pick one

>Are you a girl? No? How would you know if that's what they thought?
Idfc if chicks dig walks in the park, it's fucking boring to me.

>Maybe if you weren't so boring you'd be able to impress them just by being there.
Look at you Mr Alpha Male, may I bask in your glory in hopes of getting half as interesting as you someday?

>>41204405
So invite them to your house?

>>41204422
She clearly knows what's up, you met her on tinder and she's in your house literally doing netflix & chill.

>>41204448
>you aren't broke if you're in college
Do you have any idea how much it costs to go to college?

>How about being homeless faggot, I got kicked out by my parents at 16 and had to crash at a friend's house until I could find a job, this was back when finding jobs was difficult.
Boo-hoo, sounds like you had some backwards priorities if you were trying to fuck girls but you didn't have anywhere to sleep.

>it's fucking boring to me.
>me me me
Maybe this is why you have trouble getting laid

>Mr Alpha Male
not by a long shot, son

>>41191509
kudos to fatbro
we're all gonna make it bros

>>41204525
>Do you have any idea how much it costs to go to college?
you are not broke if you can afford college

>Boo-hoo, sounds like you had some backwards priorities if you were trying to fuck girls but you didn't have anywhere to sleep.
>projecting this hard
I had my priorities str8 m8, was just making a point

>Maybe this is why you have trouble getting laid
>projecting this hard, again

>>41204566
>you are not broke if you can afford college
>go to college on scholarships alone
>barely pay for housing, tuition and food
>have $30/mo in spending money
>not broke
come on now

>projecting
I'm not projecting, you're the one who is picking apart solid dating advice by saying it's impossible to get free pussy.
>b-but I don't want to do free stuff
That's not the point.

>>41203711
>your beauty reminds me of a young Judy garland in the wizard of oz!
Except it will be you that crushes the the witch when you land near the yellow brick road, assuming the tornado can lift you.
>"are you a bad witch, or a fat bitch?"

>>41187255

My sides

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>>41204604
>having spending money along with housing, tuition and food
>"broke"
pic related

>by saying it's impossible to get free pussy
>not noticing the quotation marks around the word free
>not understanding that I was just being pedantic
are you sure you're smart enough for college, anon?

>>41204671

You sound like you've never been on a date or in college

P.s I'm not even the guy you're replying to

>>41191509
>lardball NEET has a gf
>/fit/ doesn't
kek, can't make this shit up

>>41204715
>on a date
and what exactly makes you say that

>college
I thought I made that clear when I said I had to start working at 16

>>41200675
Yiure an idiot. An obediant proll that believes everything he is told. White people are dying out, sian population in developed countries is dropping, even in some muslim countries there is a drop, only negros breed like mad, because we & asia feed them through UN.
Redpil yourself, proll.

>>41205090
prole*

>>41204752
Stop shitting up the thread and go be poor somewhere else

>>41202051
Why god would they do that instead of just losing some fucking weight?

>>41188099
this almost made me vomit in the middle of class

>>41194656
I'm glad I never liked his show when I was young, then to learn I hate him as a person in adulthood

>>41202051
>buried penis
I didn't even know that was a thing until now. I was on 200% cringe throughout that entire video.

>>41190804
fucking disgusting.

>>41191103
It also keeps customers from leaving!

[spoiler]american customers, that is[/spoiler]

>>41188141
Because people that have the willpower to stop using a product without replacing it with a diet version don't stay fat as often as people that can't even manage to switch to .

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>>41184941
>he rams her with the trolley

>>41188197

Soda Water + herbal tea
Or mineral water
All my cravings come from wanting that carbonation. Easy to cure with zero cals and zero sweeteners

>>41201567

Have you never seen mineral water? Or club soda?

>>41188197
Keep it up dude I lost 100lbs down to 170 now and I drink diet soda a few times a week.

Don't fall for the memes

>>41201567
>sugar-free
>water
???

>>41195227
I don't want to hurt the little girl's feelings. What should i say? "Your facehole looks wonderfull today." or "That's a very nice lack of hair and burned face!"?

I don't lie because of myself, i lie because i don't think this unfortunate human deserves more suffering. She knows she's ugly but sometimes she needs a little compliment.

>>41200675
>GMOs are the only way to feed an exponentially growing population
Oh this is easy. Stop feeding Africa, the Middle East, and South East Asia. Just stop shipping them food or fertilizers or GMOs.

There done.

rolling for pushups to fight the fat

>>41206318

> never made to feel like his body was an inconveniance to others - unlike me"

> she is standing in the middle of the bloody road so yes, you are inconveniancing others moron

>>41191943
In the shopped picture she looks like a glazed donut.

>>41206333
Do it faggot!!! Fight the fat!!!

>>41196682
Whatever happened to that cat?

>>41187430
well when you stuff 400lb of ham into normal tights, they turn into fishnets

>>41197217
Bullshit

>>41195227

You sound like the type of guy to call someone with down syndrome ugly.

It's called being a decent human being, try it sometime.

>>41197709

I mean, if they love each other then who am I to judge.

>>41197019
Computers will program themselves by the time you graduate

>>41195643
>>41195643
Go away Fat Avenger

>>41188099
>mayo soup
I think even just a little bit of mayo is disgusting, I almost gagged thinking about eating spoonfuls of it

>watching my 600lb life
>ok fatty, while in our hospital you lost 100lbs under our strict supervision and diet
>were going to let you go live in an apartment now
>fatty regains that 100lbs and the trainwreck continues

like holy shit why don't they just keep the fatties locked in the hospital until they lose ALL of the weight. Their addiction to food should be taken as serious as someone who is suicidal. The moment you leave them to their own devices is when they go back to hurting themselves.

>>41203666
don't wanna spoil my 600lbs life
[spoiler]they're fat and eat a lot and the doctor tells them to lose weight so they can get surgery but its really hard [/spoiler]

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>>41207879
>The moment you leave them to their own devices is when they go back to hurting themselves.

Exactamundo my friendo.
So what makes you think they won't go back to their old devices after getting the surgery? Except then they will literally burst their stomach and die.
The point of the weight loss is to show them it's possible, to train their willpower and grow a healthy relationship with food.

>>41207879
>until they lose ALL of the weight
They'd gain it all back anyway at that point. The whole concept of surgery is retarded. If they can lose weight to prove they're worthy for surgery, they don't need it in the first place. If they are too mentally weak to do it, the surgery will be ineffective because the stomach will expand again as they start eating more.

Trying to help people who can only help themselves is nuts.

>>41207228
>How am I/are you to judge

It's called an opinion and we're all entitled to one. It's not like your comment in some internet shithole is going to affect their lives by becoming law or anything.

>>41208004
What kind of surgery do they get? I had a fat aunt get one of those bands tied around her stomach, and she was able to eat enough to literally break the band.