Lifting prayers

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord MAKE MY DICK FUCKING HUGE"

>>41182975
Please don't use our Savior's name in such a crude manner.

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Lord, give me the gains to crush thy enemies and I shall give you the glory.
Dues Lift.

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>>41182943
Inshallah brother

WE BEAT OUR DICKS FOR ALLAH

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>>41182943
neat, never thought about doing this

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>>41182943
I don't lift before I pray but I do have incantations for my sets.
They're similar in principle I guess.
I need to come up with new ones though.
>protip: you get double XP if they rhyme.

>>41182943
Mashallah brother. Keep our Lord close to your heart.
Allahuakbar.

>>41183172
>I don't lift before I pray
Don't know how I fucked that up.
*I don't pray before I lift.

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>>41182943
Peace be upon you brothers

>>41183174
Nice try, a true Muslim would know how to type Allahuakbar, you must be Shia or kafir

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>>41183203
Ya Ali, ya Hussain, Bismillah.

Any fellow sandniggers here? Shia myself

>>41183218
Just kidding, keep lifting bro

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>>41176609
As-Salam-u-Alaikum

>>41183229
check >>41183218
Iraqi aswell?

>>41183232
Im not >>41183174

>>41183229
Vay ayni abimya :)

Oi vey!

Great Emperor of Mankind smile down from your golden throne . Give me strength and endurance to both crush my sets and my enemies. Allow me to power through my cardio like xenos. Deliver me from junk food and the red thirst.

By Sanguinius, Amen

>>41183292
Amen and amen

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careful lads
careful

I just screech indecipherably while thinking about anime girls and mark rippetoe

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GET EM LADS! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD!

>>41183327
SHHHH!
Don't give it away!

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>>41183344
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT

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>>41183344
Adassim o gomlek cok resmin var tr geldigimde sana kardesin yeni birini alsin ama araba haha

>>41183419
lol smelly turk

>arabs not being masterrace

This is now an arab supremacist thread. /unitedarabswithoutsaudi/ when?

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>>41182943
>christian thread completely overun by muslims within minutes
fucking lmao you chrsitian white cucks are pathetic

>>41183451
amcik :)

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>>41183511
I bet you considering THIS funny too! Muslims man

>>41183547
Oh SHIT BTFO MUSLIMS

Ima quickscope yo bitch ass with that knife motherfucker

>>41183535
balik ekmek

>>41183547
what is that even

>>41183547
Suyun yüksek popo kova köpek

>>41182943
>Moridon bless my body to be as strong and as stoic as your will and your dwarven steel creations. Give me the strength to hammer out reps and smash my PRs on my anvil. Fuck elves, amen

>>41183108
>Dues lift
>dues

No gains for your stupid ass.

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>>41182943
"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear."

>>41183595
Dawg it's so I can knife people from really far away, the scope is there to give the knife more range

>>41183172
Whats an example of your incantations?

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>>41182943

I dreamed I was lifting in the gym with Zyzz, and across the gym air flashed lifts from my life.
For each lift I noticed two sets of barbells in the gym; one belonged to me, and the other to Zyzz.
When the last scene of my life flashed before us, I looked back at the barbells in the gym. I noticed that many times along the path of my life, there was only one barbell.
I also noticed that it happened at the very hardest and toughest lifts in my life; this really bothered me, and I questioned Zyzz about it. “Zyzz, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would lift with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the hardest lifts in my life, there is only one barbell. I don’t understand why in times when I needed you the most, you should leave me.
Zyzz replied, “My precious, precious bro. I love you (no homo), and I would never, never leave you during your times of DOMS and suffering.
When you saw only one barbell, It was then that I spotted you.”

>>41183773
Wizards don't give away their secrets, anon.
I'll only reaffirm what you might have already guessed.
Each rep is not counted, but rather is a word in a spell.
A hypertrophy set is a longer spell while a set of 5 has to be shorter but have just as much power.
You can chant whatever you want, but it's better to include strong feelings and visual imagery.

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>>41182943

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>>41182943
I think this gym is in NYC, I am about to road trip there cause I wanna pr a deadlift in a fucking church

>>41183876
That's pretty cool anon.
Looks really small though.