hey guys,
to get girls you need a nice tan, so how is your melanotan 2 cycle going?
are you gay?
Like just out in the sun lmao
>>41177422
no
>>41177428
that doesn't really work for everybody
Are there really unironically people who CYCLE melanotan 2 instead of going out in the sun?
>>41177392
>unironically wearing a gold's gym tank top
also nice hairline buddy
>>41177392
The hunchback of Notre Tan
>>41177555
please google melanotan 2 first
>>41177555
>>41177428
not op but i cant really tan naturally it sucks especially when you live in australia and everyone is tan
or just go outside lmao??!??!?!
>>41177609
there are people who just burn their skin when they go out
>>41177617
Use sunscreen? how hard can this be wtf
>>41177617
Yeah, vampires. Undead begone!
>>41177644
sure, then they won't get burned and get no tan, good plan
>>41177659
Sunscreen not sunblock nigga
now that i'm in south florida outside of Miami and have a pool I can tan even though I don't do well in heat. oh well, I have a ridiculous farmers tan going on I need to start getting rid of.
>>41177659
That's not how sunscreen works.
OP you need to make dem mental gainz son
lay out on a sunny day in your undies for 20 minutes each side.
repeat every day for a few weeks
boom, nice tan, no burn. melotonan is if you want a more orangey color.
>>41177719
but there's nowhere I can do this in privacy... all surrounding neighbors would see me in my undies.
>>41177392
>tan easily since I remember
>in elementary school every summer spent in Hungary at the pool
>kids in my school nicknamed me nigger
>25 now and there are still people from school times calling me nigger
>>41177771
Give them a show
>>41177771
Here is what you need to do. Set up mirrors to redirect sunlight into your house, like in The Mummy. Also you can also be naked in your own house
>>41177801
yeah no. I'm whiter than humanly possible and I'd rather not refract sunlight into peoples eyes, let alone expose them to my purity
>>41177798
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>41177832
thats why melanotan was invented, for people like you
>>41177877
I'm intimidated by the notion of injecting some chemical into my body and too lazy to do research. you should compile information for me, anon
>>41177984
watch rich pianas youtube video about it
>>41177555
The sun is literal evil brigade gets to some people.
>>41177533
look pretty gay to me.
are you sure you're not gay?
>>41177583
why would you want a tan anyway? tan = damaged skin and a much higher chance of getting skin cancer
>>41179744
because being ghostly and pale is not at all attractive, muscle looks indefinitely better on a tan person
>>41179783
buy spray tan
>>41179810
I'd rather not pay $200 to look like trump, wtf kind of suggestion is that
"pay money to look like shit"
yeah no thanks
>>41177574
Underrated
>>41179853
yeah, burn on the sun instead and turn your skin to sagging looking shit. pic related, what sun exposure does to skin
>>41179881
>live life unsatisfied because of pale skin
>a-at least i'll look slightly better when i'm 70 heh
that's hardly a reason
>>41179894
that was just example. you can see effects on most women that are around 30 today. they look like shit because of it. they look like they are 40 or more and they will only get worse as times goes on
>>41177392
>look different lighting made my skin tanner
>>41177771
Lay out in your board shorts and it will look like you are just wanting a tan
>>41179908
You ever noticed how everyone in countries that see a lot of sun, such as Spain, Italy, Australia, etc look really old compared to Brits, Russians and Norwegians, who rarely see the sun?
No, me neither.
>>41177392
>>41177533
>>41177583
>>41177617
>>41177832
>>41179894
Stop being white