General autism thread Whats the most autistic thing that you

>>41173976
I pee in the stall, not the urinal.

"hey man, if i can 10rep 1 pl8 then i can 1rp 2pl8 easy"

>local man killed by homemade guillotine

>>41173976
you know how you make eye contact and want to not be the one to break it for no reason at all
I do that in the sauna

>>41174045
I meant getting out of the sauna first

holy shit

>>41173976
I called Stacey gorgeous after she sent me pictures.

>never give them complements in the beginning.

Not really autistic, but all plates on the bar have to be facing inwards.

File: 1492468935442.jpg (125KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 1200x1200px

>>41173976

socialize with all of the guys i see everyday

now everytime i go in i have to hang out with them/spot them
my workout used to be an hour at the most now it takes like 3

>>41173976
Nothing since I've never been to a gym

did squats

Tried talking to a girl once
Switched gyms next day

>>41174045
>>41174051
kek'd

ego deadlifted after only a month back at the gym. My legs shook more than a nun getting her clit rubbed for the first time since she swore on the good book.

Furry here

I bear crawled my way from the squat rack to the locker rooms after a workout because I was so amped up.

I felt like an idiot. It wasnt super busy luckily

File: barbell-weight-rack.jpg (61KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1000x1000px

First time in the gym when I was 16. I was so weak that I was scared to bench an empty bar without a spotter so I took the lightest one out of pic related when no one was looking and did my bench press.

>DYEL's 1st time to the gym
>no warm up, goes tr8 to lat pulldown machine
>Grabs the right hand side end of the bar with BOTH hands like a baseball bat
>puts like 40kg and does 2 reps
>leaves