>already have a gf What the fuck am i supposed to do at a club?

>going to clubs when you have a gf
literally why. men go to clubs to pick up sloots, that's it.

>>41169151
Good question.
I Was dragged here by my gf.

I'm supposed to be 'letting myself go' because the tv told me reading books and learning useful things are gay shit.

I also cant believe I'm at a club before 1130pm. God damn it.

>>41169349
get dirty with her on the dancefloor

alternatively let her get dirty with other guys on the dancefloor then fuck her rotten like the weirdo cuck you are

>>41169349
Go grind with her on the dancefloor.

My gf refuses to go to clubs or bars, so I only go when friends have their bdays but I only sit on the benches, get drunk with the other non dancers and have a smoke outside from time to time.

>>41169361
>>41169365
She wore heels she can barely walk in.

No dancing tonight.

>>41169349
Going to the club with your girl is awesome. You get to grind on her the whole time and you know you're getting dick wet at the end of the night.

>>41169091
>>41169151

Where did you guys meet your GFs?

>>41169374
Are you both white? Because then you really can just stand there and waggle your butts a bit and call it dancing.

Nobody would expect you to do any better.

>>41169374
Also i cant drink because I'm on heavy antibiotics.

On the plus side.... Only 3 hours until 1am.....

>>41169151
>men go to clubs to pick up sloots
What?
I avoid clubs because i want to pick up sluts, clubs are usually a sausage fest with no end

>>41169374
break up with her because shes going to breed stupid NEET children that youll be supporting until the day you die

>>41169387
You could just fucking go home and fuck

>>41169151
clubs are bars but with more dancing. they are places to hang out with friends, drink and dance

do you think people shouldn't go to bars either?

>>41169604
spotted the homosexual. enjoy dancing with 80% drunk horny men.

>>41169091

you've already made it bro just enjoy your life

>>41169091
Jesus, get a hobby

>>41169718
I have one.
It doesn't involve clubs.

>>41169402
What are you on about you retard?


>>41169392
We were presidents of rival social clubs at university. I suggested we hold a joint event and we ended up spending lots of time together....

>>41169349
Kek. Yeah developing skills and interests is for fags. Wanna rail these bath salts and go try hump bitches?

>say no more senpai.

>>41169604
>hanging out with friends at a club
Screaming in each others' ears over the same three Chainsmokers songs and getting $5 vodka sprites spilled on you is more enjoyable that chilling at a real bar?

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>>41169429
You're the fun guy at parties huh?

>>41170169
>$5. Vodka sprites

Lmao im out in central london.

£12.50 for a single vodka lemonade here.

Kill me.

>>41169859
your bitch is a retard and your kids are going to come out with extra chromosomes, sounds like you two are made for each other because you sound stupid as fuck too

>>41170390
I think you have autism my man.

Thanks guys.
Your shitposting has gotten me through the last few hours.


Its nearly 00:30. Only an hour to go and I can go home.

Your relationship sounds like a lot of fun.

>>41170902
Thanks. How is yours?

I never understood the point of clubs once random hookups aren't an option, and there are already better options for those. Then again, I've been told women like them for actually dancing and drinking as well as fucking so if you got dragged there by your girlfriend it was probably to do that.

>>41169395
Mhmmm dey whiteys can't even spice dey chicken!

>>41170270
In america our bar drinks are almost entirely ice and watered down on top of that. In Europe you actually get alcohol.
So it evens out