/drunk/ thread

>>41158755
>drinking the liquid jew

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>sideways pic

>>41158755
I've been trying to stick to vodka and soda when I drink but its fucking boring

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>>41158755
Nothing beats pic related

>>41159054
>still drinking calories, just in the form of pure sugar
Why not just drink neat liquor most of the night, and punctuate it with a single nice hearty beer every couple hours?

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>>41158817
>>41158840
fite me motherfuckers

>>41159078
That's not a bad idea, I was referring to club soda btw, not coke or pepsi or some sugary bullshit

I want to get drunk with as little calories possible
I only weigh 160 lbs, what do I drink?

>>41159116
everclear

>>41158755
Why you underage fagots keep peddling stouts and shit as in "it actually tastes like beer"?
What if the fucking weather is hot as fuck and im thirsty and i actually can drink more than 4 pints?
HUH?!
What if i want to get fucked up?
Do you think is going to end well the hangover with all those RICH ROASTED coffe notes up in my dried shrivel tongue?
HUH!? HUH?!
Get stuffed you fucking cuck spastic jew mongoloid.

>>41158755
125 cal per serving? Guiness is heavy af. Got to be more cals than that

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>>41159490
>cuck spastic Jew mongoloid

no u

>>41158755
Guinness and most similar dark beers are good. Avoid American corn syrup piss water like bud, michelob, coors, miller, pbr, etc.

Red wine and certain craft beers are my personal choice.

>>41159077

Gross.

>>41159490
Try harder degenerate.

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>tfw taking gulps out of 10$ plastic handle vodka followed by water for chaser again

atleast its the lowest possible calorie option r-right?

>>41158755
>no german beer

r u even tryin ?

>>41159490
can someone decipher this god damn troglodyte's message for me

Im a guinness fan but even I think this is viral marketing

single malt whiskey, double shot, neat.

1 Guinness

that's all I need, I dont get drunk, feel good and stay under 200kcal.

and Ive had some 150$ single malts, phew tasty.

>not drinking red wine exclusively for dat dere test boost
Never gonna make it

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>not mixing protein shake with whiskey
Never gonna make it

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>>41159602
>craft beers
what a faggot

>>41159116
Purple drank

>>41158755
I specifically gave up drinking to help my lifting, it gives you a pot and weakens your ass muscles

Lmao at your life desu.
>he hasn't been mixing his protein with mixers
Never gonna make it

>>41159116
The calories are neutral if not negative, thermogenic and lowers blood sugar

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>>41158755
>drinking Guinness outside of Ireland let alone Europe
Bet it tastes awful

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Literally the best beer of them all. Not even shilling.

>Smoothest
>You can slam them if you're in the mood
>Fucking delicious

If you enjoy craft beers, you're a certified DYEL hipster cuck

>>41161840

Get aids

>>41161834
Pleb, Ireland has the worst Guiness

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>>41161902
WRONG