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>>41156299
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
I-I'm in the green
Seems just about right
Scarily accurate.
>>41156299
Wewlad
>>41156299
>Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences.
lol what a fag
>>41156299
>all those unhappy /fit/izens
Cortisol is katabolic as fuck. How does it feel to have your gains literally eaten by your feels?
Not too bad, a gf would be nice though
H-help
It's fine
My girlfriend and my mom are the only reason I am alive
Lucky in love, unlucky in life
I hate my life honestly
>>41157054
>Body 5.3
Why are you here?
>>41157093
I think it said that because I have some disabilities and chronic illness related to my body but other than that I'm good body-wise! Gotta take care of this machine!
i guess i really oughta appreciate my life a little more.
thanks for posting this, OP
peace be upon you.
Pretty accurate
>>41157109
>life 9.2
>love: 3.6
i mean, you could argue love is the only thing that matters anon.
hope you find it. it's there for you, when you're ready.
>>41157108
>Gotta take care of this machine!
Then why aren't you doing that?
Your mind is shit, your support from friends is barely there, you finances are just as bad.
You life is literally 4/10.
If your life was a chick, it'd be this chick.
Get your shit together.
better than you fags
Who needs friends or family when you got money amirite?
>tfw look joocy but shit mental health
((((never)))) gonna make it.
>>41157186
You
>>41156299
:)
>>41157189
>5.5 Body
>joocy
Do you have a genetic heart defect?
Basically
>i lift and wat healthy, have a good job and nice house, but i'm separated from my parents and i hate my gf
>>41157203
n-no anon please. Last time it took 3 months to go away
>>41157149
it's difficult to explain to most people but I've had my fair share of hardships that have set me back. Mostly related to bad luck on the battlefield. But I am lucky to have an amazing girlfriend and though my circle of friends is small, it's very powerful.
If I could change it I would. If I could change my financial situation I would. But unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. But I keep moving every day to make sure that the things within my control are the best that they can be!
>>41157211
> genetic heart defect?
No - a chronic, life-long, and at times, debilitating abdominal issue.
pic related
>joocy
>>41157189
>>41157201
>>41157092
>>41157054
>>41157007
>>41156531
>>41156451
>>41156299
Poorfags master race. Everybody else isn't going to make it.
>>41157243
That is some juicy armpit hair.
This is lame. My results are best and I'm only in college
>>41157264
I already made it, m8.
But I was a poorfag before I did.
>>41157275
>best
No. Read the thread
>>41157280
Getting a job doesn't mean you made it.
>>41156299
middle class white male problems
It's funny because I'm pretty sad today about getting passed up for an internship.
>>41157312
Making it is being /fit/, finding a /fit/ training partner, starting a family with her, having /fit/ children who dwarf other children both in size and physical feats, all while having financial stability, feeling safe, happy and fulfilled.
That's making it and that's what I have.
Also, instead of simply having a job, I'm in the position where people throw raises, career advanced and personal intrest in my well-being simply because I am irreplacable in my profession.
>>41157243
stats? time lifting?
Better than i expected.
>Tfw no GF
I'm bored
Send help.
>>41157275
Too bad 'honesty in an online poll' wasn't one of the judged fields
>>41157264
>>41157189 here:
The unfortunate thing is, I am in no way, monetarily poor. I'm currently pulling 89K annually in biopharma (senior scientist, immuno-oncology). It make little difference to my overall mental health. Comically, when I'm at work I feel the least anxious/depressed, with a concrete sense of purpose and subsequent fulfillment. I'm a sickkunt at work.
...I come home - I'm a sadkunt.
fck life
>>41157363
irreplaceable ? Nothing is irreplaceable. What do you do?
>>41157389
Stay at work then. Consider the Japanese model of employment.
>>41157389
>Finance 1.2
>I am in no way monetarily poor
>I'm pulling 89K
Something doesn't add up,m8. What;s bringing you down?
>>41157109
Ok Zenyatta
>>41157416
I fix things that need to work, or else the whole sector stops working and 300 people have nothing to do.
I am the last person around that can do maintain this particular system that's a mesh of obsolete and modern technology. The only other guy died of cancer last year.
I can quit and find another job in less than 3 hours. They can't actually find anybody to replace me - we've 2 job openings for the last 2 years and fired 7 guys who tried to fill them.
>>41156299
What does it mean?
tfw no gf
the person who wrote the website thinks this is happiness
>>41157482
how old are you guy? Asking for real because I line up the same way
>>41157464
Well, I hope it stays this way for a long time. I am curious... what is this sector that utilizes obsolete and modern technology??
>>41157515
>>41157482
w8, I thought we were all leaning Right..
>>41157515
18 I'm fairly young and I meant to post this. I don't think age really matters though. Most people my age are sjws. My parents are very close to me on the spectrum so that's probably my biggest influence.
>>41157547
nah that's mostly a meme that actually attracted real right wings
>>41156299
Pretty satisfied
>>41157562
>>41157186
Am I doing /fit/ right?
>>41157547
I'm pretty left but I still hate SJW bs. They are pushing people away from some legitimately decent ideas by co-opting it and spewing PC shit on it
>>41157562
Dude, it took me until I was 21 before I had my first gf and 23 before I met the girl I'm with today (who I am getting married to soon and she is absolutely beautiful). I was a kissless virgin hanging out on 4chan for years. I can't say it will happen with certainty but give it time and don't give up. Girls change who they are looking for as they get older. Once they kind of "stabilize" it will happen
>>41157528
Eastern europe logistics has weird shit.
We're using both Windows CE 5.0 terminals with 7.5MB hard drives and 2017 shit.
I literally have every single skill and cert to repair everything. I weld, I build, I can solder two run over terminals into a single working one, I do server maintence, I teach the IT guys how to access and modify the terminals (I.E. the IT guys learn how to do their job from me), I supervise my own supervisor and the managment knows this (will get the furnace cert later this year and get his job right as I do this).
The only way I can fuck up my life is beating the shit out of some Ukranian retard on camera. Which I won't do. Because I'm and adult. Also Ido the camera shit and know where they're pointing.
>>41156299
nigger what?
i'm the literal manifestation of tfw no gf
how is my love 2.1?
>>41157442
Grill of 9 years left.
>>41157562
Age has a lot to do with it imo, when you're young idealism runs hot in your viens, realism takes over eventually and you skew to the right in varying amounts and accept ideas that you would of rejected as a kid
>love 0
depressively accurate, except the body part - i would rate that as a 5~6
owo
>>41157715
Why did she leave?
Fuck this gay earth.
better than expected
>>41157745
Yea you're probably right
>>41157451
thoroughly kek'd
lost /robot9k1/ here
at least i don't have a disease, yet
i promisse i will start running tomorrow (i don't have money to go to a gym), and try to eat better too
i was going to watch an anime for escapism but i will try to read or study something, the results of the quiz depressed me a little
>>41157904
Most of us have been there, bro! But you need to be serious about changing. There were so many times where I'd look at myself and say "I am too fat, this is unhealthy, I need to change" but after a week I would go back to it. It takes a real shift mentally to get where you need to be. But I believe in you anon. Have purpose. A purpose to read. A purpose to work out. Etc. You will make it.
>>41157243
Are you natty? Those quads are fucking ridiculous. You're basically my goal bod except with maybe a slightly higher body fat %.
Also how is your love score not higher.
>>41157904
>i promisse i will start running tomorrow
Start today.
I mean right now.
Just put on shoes and go run.
>>41157904
I think you might have the lowest score in this entire thread. Congratulations?
Only thing I'm struggling with is finding a job in my field after I graduate in 3 weeks.
>>41157971
>tfw college drop out
>tfw can't find a job
I was working towards a fucking arts degree. But there was no way I could have done CS or Math like I was originally for 3 semesters.
Guess I'll die!
>>41157928
t-thanks, i will try my best
I'm more on skeleton side but i appreciate your advice.
I am really bad at sticking to things. But i can't let things keep this way any longer.
>>41157982
Go to /diy/, find a trade you might like, ask them how to get into said trade and live a normal life, doing actual shit and not earning money so you can do shit after hours.
>>41156299
Ugh, pretty accurate and kinda helpfull to see it
divided like that.
Have to put my body at 6 tho im not even at 1/2/3/4 yet.
>>41157982
I have a BS in Biotechnology with minors in chemistry and human physiology. It's a great degree to get into medical or graduate school, but you're fucked if you don't get in. Have to have PhD for like 90%of jobs.
>>41156299
That was fun. This was gratifying.
>>41156299
>spirit
>love
>his hope and optimism: gone
>good financial situation and body
Time to wipe those tears with wads of cash
>>41157951
it's night here and it was raining... --fuck, i think i will do it. wish me luck, boys
>>41157969
i am not very happy about that, in my board i always have people worse than me, so i'm always at ease. maybe i should change boards
i will try to run for a bit and do some pushups
>>41158015
properly cropped picture
>>41158026
Hey dude! I have a BS in microbiology, plus a BS in botany with a focus in plant pathology, and a minor in chem. Im working on a Biotech Cert because its significantly more valuable than just having a micro degree.
I just made this, its called Lemape and the pinkish colonies contain a chimeric fluorescent protein made from mLemon and mGrape.
>>41158056
>it's night here and it was raining... --fuck, i think i will do it. wish me luck, boys
Get a towel ready, other than that, running in the rain is cathartic as fuck.
>>41158075
this
who gives a fuck if it's night and it rained? Sounds like a good jog to me
>>41156299
Life is good senpai
I guess I should probably try to love somebody... what do you do when you have no interest in people
>>41158073
I applied to graduate schools in Fall but only got one interview, all of them said too young, get more experience. Currently have 63 apps at companies in the city I plan to live in, no dice yet.
Dream job is cancer research, specifically immunotherapies.
>>41158085
The smell of fresh rain is great.
One of my favourite things about running at night was the smells. You do not notice that normally, but if you run distance and there's not enough light to get you focused on sight, you start focusing on smell. It creates easly accesible memories and all of them are pleasant.
Helps with getting rid of depression permanently.
Could be worse I guess.
>>41158125
I'm in Seattle, the job market is huge here. I am in the Cert program because I only had 8 months of lab work before I graduated. I get experience this way, and there is an Internship built right into the courses. You have to get one to get the cert.
Rigged quiz.
My life definitely is not on the green side.
All in all things are going pretty good for me right now.
A year ago I would have tested much lower, fat, depressed etc
I literally got a zero in love. I was just starting to feel good about life too.
Off to go kill myself.
>>41156299
>spirit
>>41158199
You're not alone, senpai. At least you got dubs
>everyone on /fit/ has a high body score (or higher than their other scores)
like pottery
Shit, seeing that spelled out hurts. Maybe I should bite the bullet and see a shrink.
>>41156831
Like I wish I was able to stop?
This should have been all zeros. Test is not good.
I have nothing, but parents to leech off of, and some friends to leech off of too.
Tfw loving gf and shit job out if college
Wow, I'm on the higher end compared to most people in the thread.
If I could just get that love one up and become completely financially independent, I'd be set.
Looks about right 2 me
>9.2 body
lel not even close
>>41157610
Double your mind and spirit, and +1 your friends/family/love, and you can be a cool guy like me.
White privilege master race reporting in
>tfw
>>41158105
0 on love here as well, I just don't care about getting a relationship ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>41156299
>mfw only thing blue for me is body
Meh
>all those sub-9 bodies
It's because you chose to be unhappy with your body
Not surprising
>>41158929
Whoops, wrong image. Still, no idea how anyone can have below 9 in body
Good times
>>41156299
:^)
>>41158929
>>41159012
>350lbs
>"happy" with body
>get a 9
Happiness is subjective as heck, I bet there's a lot of people with lower scores than you who are a lot more fit than you are but they're insecure and striving for greatness.
>>41156299
that love bar is the same for all of fit huh?
>>41156299
>>41156299
Not bad i guess
am i /ourguy/?
>>41156299
Its correct.
now if only I can get a GF
Ehh I'm financially stable, I just live on little.
wtf is the difference btw mind and spirit???
how do you take this test
I guess I'm doing gud
>>41156299
>>41157203
>>41157231
What?
I'd kill myself if I wasn't so scared of death
Tfw no friends
>>41159599
first reply mate.......fpbp...
>>41159742
what's wrong buddy
About right......
Feel like a love life would be too much of an opportunity cost in terms of my financial future right now tho...
At least I'm super fit
seems about right, i spend most of my time at work or at the gym, rest of time is cooking/eating or sleeping. All my friends live in other states currently.
hurts just a little bit
All things considered pretty good I guess.
I think about killing myself daily.
How do you guys manage to not get at least a 2 in love?
If i could only get a job right now i'm sure all my scores would increase significantly. Having no money and living off of your parents as a 24 year old sucks the motivation out of you to perform well at the other aspects of your life, at least for me.
>>41160083
>How do you guys manage to not get at least a 2 in love?
I am a kissless virgin. The two most sexual things I have ever done is touch the inside of girls thigh while she was wearing leggings. I haven't touched a girl since.
>>41160116
why?
listen
>make a facebook
>take some selfies
>make a tinder
>write a boring bio with some made up interests
>swipe that motherfucker until you run out every day for 2 weeks
>you will match with 5-50 girls depending on how good you are at taking pictures
wa-la, now you're talking to a bunch of girls
>"b-b-but i'm not good at talking to girls"
this is why you have more than one you're talking to, idiot
>ask them out to events and shit, like to see a movie or get lunch or something
>???
>put your penis in her vagina
it's that easy
>>41156831
How do I stop it anon
Alone, but happy.
Check it! Ha ha.....
>tfw no gf
good, but I guess It'll be better
>>41160116
Bro, i have a kinda attractive face but i'm unemployed, 5'5" and still have gotten laid a few times with ATTRACTIVE girls and could easily get laid almost every weekend if i wasn't lazy and unemployed.
Feeling confident about yourself, smiling more and being friendly to people goes a VERY long way.
2 years ago i couldn't start a conversation with a random stranger on the street to save my life, my heart would start to beat faster and i'd stutter, one day i decided to start practicing talking to at least one stranger a day until i felt more comfortable and confident in myself and i have improved drastically. Nowadays i start conversations with random people easily almost every day and it's so easy it has become as natural as breathing to me.
I can talk to attractive women and gauge their reactions to see if they are receptive to advances or not, i can make people who are clearly nervous more comfortable with my smile or by making them laugh, this shit has made my life so much better dude, it's incredible.
I feel like a completely different person than i was 2 years ago.
Here what's you gotta do:
Stop taking yourself so seriously when talking to other people and approaching women.
Understand that if you stay cool and comfortable, people will feel cool and comfortable around you and talking to you.
Think before you speak.
Develop hobbies or do something that forces you to socialize.
Don't be hesitant to cut ties with shitty people.
Always remind yourself that YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON.
You're gonna make it brah.
>love
>not enough information
Shit
Kek
>>41160739
Advice given: Read the fuckin sticky
27 years old, here i am
literally impossible to gain confidence - simply saying "you gotta gain confidence" does nothing for me
fuck this shit
>>41160549
bro your insecurity is showing
Ayyy...?
>>41156299
There will always room for improvement but being content with your situation, even if it isn't ideal, is important to me.
:)
19 years old, Mechanical Engineer Student.
Can't complain.
I'm focusing on classes at the moment, and got lucky with my dad to live at home during college.
Though I'm getting a job in a week so I can afford summer classes and hopefully I'll go out and look for some chicks.
>>41157007
>>41157382
>>41157401
>>41160025
Don't despair, brothers! I'm here to help! I just wish I know how.
>>41158056
>>41158085
If (you) keep up. YOU WILL MAKE IT.
>>41161347
Can't believe I forgot the picture.
How'd I do
About what I expected
does anyone here have friends or love?
>fatass in remission
>sense of smell obliterated by recalled nasal sprays
Could be way worse
>>41156299
im 5'8 and 18yrs
that >no gf is really dragging the score down
>tfw incredibly high standards and I could definitely pull a girl that matched them but I've yet to find one
Don't get nervous talking to girls most people think are hot as a consequence though. Makes me sort of think I'm above them and they have no chance with me, even if they don't give a shit about me. Anyone know this feel?
In the green, lonely though.
Seems about right
>>41156299
DEEP WEB
>>41159670
just don't click on it