>gym missionaries knocked on my curl rack

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>The gym jehova witnesses blessed the water well again and now I have to cite bible everytime I want to refill my water bottle

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>>41155714

>that one guy that takes a sip of his shorts between sets

>>41155714
>priest is having on a sermon in the preacher curl rack again

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>>41155714
>forget to wear manlet armband
>gym psychiatrist privileges reprimanded until next week

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>the gains goblin came overnight and swapped all the 20kg bars for 15s again

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>>41155714
>that guy who always flexes his 'sketball shorts in the squat rack

>the virgin is doing a OHP in the powercage again

>>41156005
Virgins aren't allowed to do The Press. Next time you see one approach the powercage tell your gym attendants and they'll escort them back to the virgin corner.

>manlets drained the communal ostarine dispenser

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>Someone didn't re-rack the 500 lbs fattie in the deadlift coffin

>gym merchant let the Latins into ConstantinOHPle again

I fucking HATE Venetians....

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>bovine juice pool infested by twinks

>>41156036
arent you so special coz of fucking pussy like thousands of millions other normies

>get nervous around the robo-receptionist
>just wanna ask her on a date

>no protein tax on people over 6'2

let me live

>manlet trials have commenced

any tips on dodging the draft?

>report manlet to the gym gestapo
>they toss him into the pit
>gym slave forgot the grease it
>manlet sneaks out the otherside

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>gym treasurer invested in a set of gallium bars
>mfw powercucks cant spend more than 20 mins in the squat rack

>>41156276
My local gym did this but the retards forgot we live in Arizona so every afternoon all the bars are just puddles

>>41155771
more like jenova witnesses lol

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>>41156390

Dang, I was just about to write that.

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>duke of the GOMAD sect bans muzzing
>sick kunts forced to relocate

>>41156005
>Dude, I'm a 22 yo virgin and I just OHPed in the powercage one hour ago. Why so mean, I want to make good gains so I can get the poontag eventually :(

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>>41155714
>Do deadlifts but the bar gets resurrected three days later and disappears
>No one ever sees it again and everyone won't shut up about it

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>my gym called a holy crusade on the rival gym, so it's closed for 2 days
>the actual fight takes place in a parking lot and my gym's pope didn't invite me

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>Forgot to sign my permission slip so I couldn't do yoga at the gym aquarium

>one of the gym cows got loose and now there's a line up at the remaining one

How are you supposed to GOMAD at a gym when there's only one cow left for 20 people?

>the gym cattle are mooing because the morning receptionist forgot to milk them

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>superset hermit cached all the dumbbells under his bench
>grumbled and said something about barbell flies when I asked him for a 50 pounder

>>41156674
The cows let you take it straight from the teat if that happens

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>squat rack backed up from unused buttplugs
>form nazis set a compulsory depth

woke

>tripped over the oatmeal vendor
>potion container shatters into the receptionist slumber party
>have to finance my next cycle

>treadmill running by the willpower of gym mage
>card declined at the gas pump
>trade my belt in for 1 hour on the diesel stairmaster

>fat guy broke the gym's DDR dance pad.
>it was rated at 500 lbs too.
Fat fucks always ruining everything.

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>gym under new management
>kosher plates only

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>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again

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>>41157051
>gym is closed on shabot