Friday Night /fit/ Feels

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No plans, one more class today then chest day. Then crippling depression

Not special, just hanging out with my gf

>>41154124

Taking my kid to her ballet class, then 8 mile run @ 9:20 pace.

>>41154124
Had a cold all week. No gym cause I wouldnt be able to push my self enough to even work the muscle.

Starting 375 test 400 tren cycle in less than two weeks.

My life is literally work, train, sleep.

>>41154124
Going to try and finish RE4

>>41154124
Yesterday I had a job interview I had to fly out to.
I left my place at 4am. Had 2 flights, interviewed, then had 2 flights back. Or that was the plan.
I got delayed a total of 5 times, got redirected twice, missed every connecting flight. What was supposed to be 8 hours of air travel and 2 of layover became 11 hours of travel and 6 of layover due to grounding delays and redirects.
I think I got the job though!
I got home at 2am and just woke up at 1pm. All I need to do today is workout and then go drinking with my friends to celebrate probably getting the job. My feet and back are killing me from yesterday.

>>41154189
So you're gonna walk eight miles?

>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

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Getting over a bad breakup. She dumped me, didn't have the stones to tell me there was someone else, had to find out from a friend about that and about lies she told about me. I love her, and I'm sad but I can't be upset with her. She is selfish, unconcerned with consequences, and hypocritical, much like a child. Big time daddy issues, I was just told by her grandmother I was the only positive male influence in her life for over a decade, and that shes worried about her.

Three fucking years and she just ignores me like I'm a stranger. She was fat, selfish, and crazy and I moved mountains for her for this. Been making good progress at the gym since I was dumped though, so theres that.

Going to give it time, see how I feel. Chances are I'm over her in a month, know for a fact I can do better.

>>41154548
Shit, I'm sorry, bro. I know how shitty it feels to be treated shittily by someone you love.

Take care, man.

Just got off work
Gonna play persona 5 for a bit, try to beat the first dungeon
Waiting for my gym bros to get off
Feeling bad today man wondering if any of this is gonna pay off.

>21 yo virgin
>have squandered every chance I had
>spent the last 2 years at community college
>freinds from youth have stopped talking to me and I haven't made any new ones
>the only person I have "hung out" since last summer is my weed dealer
>Feel so fucking lonely
>silver lining I'm leaving for a real university in the fall, it will be nice to get away from overbearing parents, and lost like 50 lbs in the last year, so look alot better.

Sorry for the faggy blog post but this is a feels thread

Literally going to have a qt make me dinner then take my virginity brahs

>>41154597
Appreciate it. Chances are, this kid will get sick of her shit before shes done with him, friend suggested I could get her back and do some horrendous shit to her but I don't want that. If one day she really wanted to get back together, I'd consider it but I just hope more than anything she goes to see a fucking therapist again. She's been going with untreated mental illness for like 5 years, begged her for all 3 we were together to go see a psych but she doesn't want to deal with testing meds again. She doesn't get she won't get better until she does that.

Either way, I'll press on and do me.

Trying really hard to convince myself I don't need to eat chinese food for lunch and drink rum all night.

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I've been seeing all the people I went to high school finishing college, getting married, having kids, going on vacation and buying houses. I'm happy for them, but at the same time I feel like a loser. I dropped out and I work in a shitty retail store. I've never had a gf or got laid and I'm still living with my parents.

I've been thinking of going back to Community college and just getting a associates degree or a cert in something. At least that will make me look more marketable, right?

idk guys I just feel like shit. I've been working out more and been slowly getting more fit, but the loneliness and the feel of never accomplishing anything great in life is killing me. The feel always sets me back when ever I try to get shit done.

>>41154660
my advice is don't make it about testing your willpower, try a systems solution. Delete the ordering app/number from your phone. increase the threshold/barriers for you to order chinese food. eat a bowl of greek yogurt and stuff yourself with water. good luck m80.

Finally gonna get some P5 in tonight.

>probably buy a sip on the way home from work
>staying in and watching NBA playoffs and playing rocket league while drinking some beers

I don't even lift

>>41154660
Which country do you live?

>>41154124
Just went to school and worked out.
Came home a little bit shakey, because they ran outta bananas at the gym and I didn't have any quick sugars/carbs after workout.
But I downed a plate of chicken and brocc, and shamefully also two bananas, so I'm feeling good.
Plans for tonight? Play WoW and chat with my gf I guess. FeelsGoodMan

>>41154843
Merica

>>41154124
Workout after work
Prep my surf fishing gear for tomorrow
Bed and then up early at the beach tomorrow.

>>41154623
Tell him to go gentle if its the first time having your boipucci pulverised.

>>41154124
Cut is going pretty well, abs are now looking almost chiseled, but strength has gone down drastically, during the winter at the peak of my bulk I managed to diddly 190 kg for a 1RM, today I struggled with 150 for 3
Upper body strength is down aswell although not as severely as my lower body, and it's not like I'm in a crazy deficit, I've been losing about a kilo every 2 weeks so it's really pissing me off,
Can't wait to start slowly bulking again

Playing piano in a musical, hopefully I'll have time to hit some squats when I'm finished.

>>41154124
Going to a half-fancy party tonight. Planning on wearing casual suit jacket with jeans and a white t-shirt.

Maybe I'll even have fun(?)

>>41154756

Start learning a useful skill in your free time. Get creative with something. Stay /fit/. Learn a foreign language. Forget about pussy for a moment, focus on yourself. Don't let the depression bitch grab you. It's never too late. Unless you're 60 and dying of PC.

Gonna hit some late night dead lifts and cardio today. Still working on the courage to talk to grills at the gym. Might live that nerd life and go to magic prerelease. That feel when you are bu far the biggest guy in the room full of a 100 nerds and get mired by soft titty girls that show up randomly. King of the nerds feelsgoodman

>>41154756
I'm the same way anon. I moved out and recently broke up with my fiance of 8 years. Being alone and feel ugly as fuck. I rent and a room from someone and have a meh job no degree, no girl, no place of my own. Least we have these gains. Just do it anon go back to school or join the military get the ball rolling. At least get gains and find a girl. Baby steps is all we can do.

Went to the gym with the bros at 8am (Chest/Tric)
Just left my calc exam and gonna cook some food.
Heading to happy hour with the same guys around 5.
No clue what the plan is tonight though.

>>41154481

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of a LSD run?

>>41154415
What job gratz boyo

Hitting the gym in a bit, then going to clean my car out because I'm going to opening night of a play and meeting some friends at a bar. Won't be drinking because I'm DD tonight, but should be fun

>>41154623
Nice report back when done with story

today is leg day for the first time in a while, my balls are sweating in anticipation

>>41154637
You seem like a sound lad, keep on bettering your self.
Good luck

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>>41154124
hitting shoulders in an hour with my bro, gonna text the nerdy chick who sits next to me in neuro and ask if she wants to do our problem set together. wish me luck brehs

>>41155263
you're gonna make it lad. get the grades, the gains, and the girls. you got this.

>>41155263
Any shoulder exercises you can suggest brah? Right now I just do the arnold press, lateral raise and front dumbell raise.

>>41155104
Sales and operations management for a major printing company.
I'll be making almost triple what I make now, with bonuses and I can earn commission if I bring in business.
Across the street from my office is a rock climbing gym, and behind it is a simple weight room with lots of free weights.

>>41154623
You're gonna make it brah

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I love my gf, but my gf only loves the idea of me. She is the one for me but i am not the one for her.

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Yurofag here, night is approaching.

Had an amazing workout today, smashed it on OHP and dips. Waiting for my buddy to finish his workout so we can lmaoblazeit and hang out.

>>41155052
fuck off normie

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I just want to find a girl that loves me, but I'm too much of a pussy to make a move. I'm also bad at reading signals, so that just adds more fear in me.

>>41155553
I know that feel bro, how old are you?
Better to rip the bandage off sooner rather than later, trust me.

>>41155695
So don't be a pussy?
Trust me, you're not gonna find anyone by locking yourself in your room never talking to women.
If you want a gf go out and get one brah.

>>41154610
Youll have a way better time at a university
keep it up, you said you lost 50 what is your goal?

>>41154415
If only some sort of online video over Internet services had been invented, you and the potential future employer could have just had a video call!

>>41154124

Sitting stoned on a friday night, listening to music and contemplating

>>41155783
I had three phone interviews and a Skype call. They wanted me to tour the facility and meet everyone in person too.

>>41155695

>I just want to find a girl that loves me

Let go of any expectations. Love is fickle. Don't focus on it too much. It's not that great of a thing to have, honestly. It's intense, but it's not objectively good. People love shitty people all the time that ruin their lives.

> but I'm too much of a pussy to make a move.

embrace the fear. it isn't something you can resist, so all you can do is accept it. Don't let it control you. Act in spite of it. Act while shaking in your boots. It's a numbers game. Some girls find it really cute when a guy is nervous. They see it as endearing.

>I'm also bad at reading signals

This is a skill you build up with exposure to people. It's also not 100% reliable. Some girls intentionally hide all signals for the same reasons youre too nervous to approach them.

>>41155736
24. Fuck I really don't know what to do. Ive tried to say something but even the thought makes me wanna vomit. She means the world to me.

Is every girl mentally unstable or am I just a magnet for crazy chicks?

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>>41155868
>actual advice on /fit/

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>>41154532
>PLAYAN
The suicide tango
>WATCHAN
Anime, soon
>LISTENAN
Brian Shaw powercast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohJ_HUflt4Y
>READAN
Implying I read books
>EATAN
No food atm so cooking rice before gym
>DRINKAN
Some gatorade later
>FAPPAN
pic related
>FEELAN
Sometimes I feel on the verge of emotions but then I remember I crashed my estradiol and am physically impossible of emotions until the test converts to estro

>>41155695
do yourself a favor and read "antidump's machine". fuck reading signals, your job as the MAN is to filter chicks by interest level. How do you get the chicks to filter? Step 1 is get a phone number, step 2 is ask them out. Interested chicks will give you their number and agree to dates. this is the way around reading the goat entrails that are a woman's "signals"- if she's not interested, she'll SHOW it by not agreeing to dates

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>>41154124
Did my morning cardio today. Did 2.60 miles and burned about 400 cals. Plan on going to get a trim and go home and do some squats and deads. Going to a wedding tonight that I don't want to go with my babies momma. Kinda wish we didn't get a babysitter

>>41154124
>holiday in my country
>16:52
:still in pijamas and browsing the pc

bretty gud i guess

>>41155489
Dam. Nice dude, wish I had that type of drive in life

Worked out, ate some chicken and now I'm relaxing with a beer. Will have to go to uni tomorrow, so not much happening today

>>41154532
>PLAYAN
Hotline Miami
>WATCHAN
Judge Judy
>LISTENAN
Starfucker
>READAN
Flowers For Algernon
>EATAN
Beef and Spinach Tacos
>DRINKAN
Coke Zero
>FAPPAN
shower spycams are my shit
>FEELAN
aite but lonely. should i call someone? there are people who are still happy to hear from me.

>>41156416
and did my boxan training to keep it /fit/ and on topic.

It's a rest day, just abs and pushups/situps. Leaving for the military in a month and a half, maybe earlier. We're all gonna make it, keep going brahs.

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>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
TF2
>>WATCHAN
Rick and Morty
>>LISTENAN
kdot
>>READAN
people shit post on here
>>EATAN
Texmex
>>DRINKAN
water
>>FAPPAN
JOI Milf
>>FEELAN
So fucking lonely and feel like shit because I'm not doing much with my life.

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>>41154124
10pm Friday to 6am Saturday nightshift

>>41154124
Exam tonight at 7. I fucking hate this. I can't even study much for it. I just want to do it then go home

>>41154124
Usually do gym in morning m-Thur and on Friday/Saturday I'll do night workout just to pretend I'm going out to do something so roommates don't think I'm a loser.
But today I went early and I just realized what I did so no clue what I'll do tonight

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>>41154124
I feel good :^) I'm working out in 5 mins and it's my birthday tomorrow.

>>41156611
2230 until 0830 for me. 1st of 5 shifts. It's work, eat, sleep, lift and repeat. Quite like the simplicity of it.

>>41156712
Happy Birthday!

>>41154548
faggot

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>>41154124
>gym sessions as usual, now with extra hate
man the older i get the more Anakin/edgy i feel. why getting testosterone levels up feels like im becoming one with the dark side?

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>>41154548
its okay brah, it gets better with time

>>41156919
Nah brah, it's natural, let that feeling flow through you, you're learning how to deal in absolutes

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>>41154124
>gf of 4 years and 1 month cheated on me two days ago
>blocked her on all social media
>wants to talk to me face to face but told her to wait till monday and she only has 5 mins or less, depending on how I feel

welp, when you think they're different but in the end they're all the same

is it gay to try to write about my feelings /fit/
. I've only done it once and it's kind of awkward to do but I think there could be something therapeutic about it.I'm having a fucking shit time and this has been one of the only things I can seem to do with little effort.
does this make me queer?

>>41156350
Thanks man. I'm gonna be making ~65k before bonuses and all that. I'm only 22, so I'm hyped to pay off all my loans.
I'm balding from tackling so much stuff so you know, win some lose some.

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>>41157015
Same thing happened to me bro. Albeit, my reletionship was nearly 9 years. Best advice I can give - do not meet, nor talk to her. It is, undoubtedly, going to miserable for some time, but you'll get through it. Stay strong anon

>>41157089
>9 years

jesus christ man, hope you're fine now. Learned with my uncle death that years don't do shit, you just learn to live with it and "forget" about it for a bit.

Worse thing it was with a guy in my gym, gotta hold all the hatred for when I have box, otherwise I smash the fucker.
Blocked my ex on every media though, she'll become a stranger, I've told her too.
Stay strong too, my fellow anon.

>>41156712
happy bday bud

>>41157135
Best as could be expected, I guess.
Took me quite awhile to learn to derive my self-worth from something other than her (which, admittedly, was something I should have never done in the first place).

Shit hit the fan all in the span of 2 weeks; got laid-off at my dream job - one week later, got cheated on.

>you just learn to live with it and "forget" about it for a bit.
So true. That age old moniker, "time heals all wounds"...total, and utter bullshit. Just got to learn to live with it. Work on yourself, and fuck all, and everything else.

>gotta hold all the hatred for when I have box, otherwise I smash the fucker

good on you m808; I know how hard it is to not fly off the handle and exercise a ridiculous amount of self-control.

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>>41156712
Happy ((((preemptive)))) Birthday, anon.

>tfw mid semestar tests

>spend whole week learning, no gym, just stuck in the room and learning

>not eating enough, not sleeping enough

>before you ask I am in engineering(compsci and elec first year is together), top college in my country, literally not fair how hard is it compared to other technical colleges such as mech eng or civ eng where my other friends are

After today's test I was talking in a hall and spotted one REAL cutie staring at me, I already saw her many times before, she seems so cute and autismo and cant stop thinking about her.

I feel like its just a matter of time till I snap out and go cold turkey and ask her out, I have literally never seen more qt girl than her, she is not hot, but has that something

>tfw I think I am in love

>>41156712
Happy birthday mate, hope you had a good work out!

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>>41154532

>PLAYAN
Persona 5, grinded for 3 hours to make the fucking eternal lockpick before finishing Futaba's Palace, but now its summer and I can't fuck my teacher.
>WATCHAN
Better Call Saul, Samurai Jack, tempted to start HxH after GF has been telling me to for a while. Also binge watched all of Broken Matt Hardy last night.
>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbOkRye4gs
>READAN
Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. Communism, not even once
>EATAN
Sauteed Shrimp with some jasmine rice and mixed vegetables
>DRINKAN
Water but had my cheat Mango Arizona Sweet Tea w/ Vodka for the week to relax tonight
>FAPPAN
Anal with GF later tonight
>FEELAN
Like shit, been unemployeed 2 months now after losing giant contract in my first senior level job with major Chinese company after they backed out of US when Trump talked about taxing Mexico. Now is the dry season for Electronics Marketing Development, so its either take a chump job or wait it out until the holidays are closer. Been applying like crazy, but they all want someone with more experience because I was only in that position for a few months after busting my ass for a year for the company.

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>mfw I just changed the gym for some beers with a very nice and constructive conversation

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>>41158193

>mfw I know that feel

>off work
>going to the gym in a few
>have a test later on

Ehh

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>birthday today
>a couple random people i havent talked to in years wish me happy birthday on fb
>people i consider good friends havent said anything
>this has been getting worse every year

rationally I know its a childish thing to be upset about but still

>>41155079
Really stretching the definition of running there

>>41158280
Dont take it personally, people easily forget. Fewer people are using web FB these days too, it's not as easy to see birthdays using FB messenger on a phone. I've forgotten some of my closest mates bdays in the past, as have they forgotten mine. Don't let it get you down bro and happy birthday!

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>>41154124
My Friday will be lame. Working at the moment but l will have to go help move my fiends out of their house because they are getting evicted for not paying rent. They have no place to go so I'll have to plan out a way to store their stuff somewhere in a rented place... They are super unstable af (all 4 of them) because one of them tried to hang herself yesterday while being drunk, and I had to drag her to the ER, and one of them broke his fist because he punched a glass table while being drunk and pissed, so he can't pack fast enough to move out. And they just told me about their eviction last night at the ER, they made excuses like "we didn't know". All 4 of them don't own a car, one of them did but got taken away because he couldn't pay for it. And on top of this, all the place that they wanted to move in told them that they can't because my friends have a huge ass dog that weighs 140lbs, unfixed, untamed and extremely dangerous. If they didn't have that dog it would have been easier to find a place immediately, but so far no luck for them.

>>41158280
Happy birthday. I don't even remember anyone's birthday date except for mine.

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>>41158360
Thank you anon that means alot to me. You're probably right. Ironically the one good friend that texted me today I ended up forgetting his birthday a couple months ago because fb didnt remind me. He was really cool about it.

>>41158372
Wow wtf that seems a part of a novel

>>41154124
Ran 2.4 km, debating whether to run more or shitpost

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>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
Clash of clans
>>WATCHAN
Atlanta
>>LISTENAN
Right Wing podcasts, Techno
>>READAN
The way of men, The expanse book1
>>EATAN
Turkey burger and potato wedges
>>DRINKAN
Water
>>FAPPAN
I try not to
>>FEELAN
Its all good ever since i started working out and eating right.

I wonder if I'll ever overcome my shyness. I just want to become a social butterfly but I don't know how to get there

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>tfw cute2.718;3.14 coworker
>tfw we barely talk except for work-related stuff, but she's nice to me
>tfw I'm developing the delusion that she's into me

I'm not going to make it, boys. I have no game.

>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
BF1
>>WATCHAN
Nothing today
>>LISTENAN
Kendrick Lamar
>>READAN
1984 (The first time I'm reading it pls no bully)
>>EATAN
Rice and Salmon
>>DRINKAN
Just water
>>FAPPAN
Oh yes
>>FEELAN
>Tfw I've come so far but I still have aspie and robot moments

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>>41154548
Women are like apes, they let go of the old branch once they have the next one firm in their grip.

We all got through this, you will too eventually.

https://youtu.be/hdO4ynb9ELw

>>41158565
Yes bully

I think a love my gf lads. It's been about two months and I'm getting hardcore feels over her

>still a virgin at 20
>still like feet
>been working out since the end of February
>noob gains time is coming to an end

I gotta get ripped to get some feet on my face good dammit

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>tfw got dumped on Easter Sunday.
Gonna become lift Jesus

>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
Fifa and Smash

>>WATCHAN
Playoff Season Babyyy

>>LISTENAN
Stones, Dead, Gorillaz and Umphrey's Vinyls

>>READAN
Nigga what I'm already doing three other things

>>EATAN
Chicken, Rice and Tzatziki

>>DRINKAN
Southern Tier and Pibber

>>FAPPAN
I'll try to no avail later after I'm drunk and did too much blow. Provided I don't pull.

>>FEELAN
Damn good. It's Friday, two of my classes were canceled, ran 10k, did full body, now its time to party

>>41158724
>smash

Which game? Do you play competitively? Who do you main?

>>41158847
Melee and Falcon but nah my friends and I all suck. We typically just play that/fifa/halo on the weekends while drinking heavily before going out

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>been 3 weeks with no word from bf
>he's been at the gym almost 24/7, been posting pics of it
>no fight or anything... just stopped talking to me since his birthday
>mfw i'm at home trying to be normal and not binge
I'm trying to lift away the pain but it's hard, pray for me anons

>>41157871
aside from the job you're living the dream anon

>Visiting family.
>Staying in hotel room with fat as fuck Dad.
>Hes snoring so fucking loudly I can't sleep.
>Have finals to study for in the next few days but this shit is going to destroy my sleeping pattern.

As if him being a fat fuck wasn't annoying enough.

>>41155350
OHP3X5, one armed dumbell press 3x8, side raises, shrugs, bent over flies

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>>41159091
I need to work though. Cash is starting to get tight with only her contributing, and I'd feel like utter garbage if we had to borrow money from her parents after all that hard work last year making them think I can provide for her.

Pic related is where I am at with my neet status right now. I don't want to continue it. Especially when I want to save up money to go on vacation together.

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>was gonna do pullups and biceps today today
>strep and flu
>mowed lawn instead
>fucked up good wrist whilst mowing
> spent rest of day in bed with aches and feeling the pain from both toast wrists

It's gonna be so worth it once I make it but fuck this shit sucks

>>41159057
I can be your new boyfriend, anon

>PLAYAN
Nioh (PS4)
>WATCHAN
Fargo S3 premiere maybe tonight
>EATAN
gonna get some popcorn since i already ate din
>DRINKAN
protein smoothie
>FAPPAN
hell yea i will
>FEELAN
good, finished my first week at a new job. I stopped at a Wawa on the way home and found purple sips finally.

>>41154124
Why the hell would you willingly skip school and do nothing to improve yourself.

should i hire a hooker?

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Trying desperately hard to hold together a LDR with a person who puts little to no effort into it.
Why do I love them so much?

>>41159695
how long have you been long distance?
is there an end in sight?

some girl asked me if im free tonight but i just want to smoke weed and go to bed since i dont think she'll put out

>>41159711
About a year. We're both in college and living on literal opposite ends of the US. We won't be able to start living together for another 3 years at the very least. I'm kind of starting to lose hope desu

>>41159620
sure!

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>>41157089
Spending 9 years and you didn't even get engaged what the fuck?

Am I the only that thinks spending this insane amount of time with someone you would at least have gotten engaged?

>>41159732
but what about STDs

>>41159789
condom you fucking stupid louse

Had a 15km walk after a mad workout, eating ice cream and reading Moby Dick.

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>>41154548
had a similar thing happen to me, don't worry bro it gets better

>>41154548
>fat

good riddance

>TFW 200lb fat guy just looking to get fit
>have somatic pain in your torso so want to strength your core to see if it helps
>Doing DDP yoga and lifting dumbbells
>Walking and cycling for 1-5 miles a day

Don't really fit with the rest of you autistic body builders. I just want to make the most of the wreck my body is. It should in theory lower my pain so going for that.

>have a solid workout
>Deadlifts
>Cleans
>Chins
>Curls

But now I can't muster the energy to run. Wat do.

ive given up video games
ive given up porn
and now that the gym high has subsided
i dont know what to do
i feel empty

>Be me
>Be 5'8, 170 when I met bf
>Year and a half later I'm 195 cause eat when emotion
>Bf gets into depression
>Mostly wants to hang out with friends and sleep
>Discover my weight has started bothering him to the point of asking friends if he should break up
>Immediately start dieting again but afraid relationship might not bounce back from this
And here we are on Friday alone, fat, and bored. I know it's my fault for letting it go, but as soon as I break diet I go into a death spiral with food usually, and I've been fat my entire life. I've asked him to help me eat well but he doesn't really try.

>>41159870
She weighs about 30 pounds more than me, terrible fucking diet. Never would have dumped her because of it, but man if I haven't fantasized about banging smaller women. I was able to lift her up and fuck her standing but only for about like 30 seconds before I'd nearly drop her.

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>>41158642

>>41154134
Not really crippling then

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>>41154124
How's my Friday going? Well, let me tell you brah

>Me
>Got a new job
>Qutie at job
>Get along
>Things get real good
>Think I got a chance
>Develop a oneitis (my third (FML) )
isitfinallymytime.jpg?
>Went out with job people this Wednesday
>Lotsa flirting with her
>Texting each other after going home
Fast forward to today
>Another party with the job today
>She texts me asking if I'll come
fuckyeahfeelsfuckinggoodman.avi
>Sit next to her'
>Lotsa flirting as usual
>We head out to a club
>I walk in
>She walks in
>Goes straight for a guy and hugs him
>People can hear my heart physically shatters
notagain.webm
>I walk straight to the bar and order alcohol to drown the feels
>She and the fucko are kissing and laughing
>They disappear while I'm stuck with my dick in my hand with retarded colleagues
>Order more alcohol to keep the tears away
>Dance while I think of Jordan Peterson and Marcus Aurelius' stoicism
>Drink my feels and gains away
>I fucking trained today
>Lost today's gains and got my heart broken for the third time
I-it's gonna be alright? R-right?

H-hold me brehs

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leveling strength in runescape cause i have 2 herniated discs and cant get that IRL strength xp
:(

Fractured my shoulder in a motorcycle crash then had surgery yesterday. Chillin on pain killers and lamenting no upper body work outs for 6 weeks. Guess I'll read and watch netflix

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>>41160385

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>>41160385
Meant to spell QT/cutie
Fack. Too much gains-goblin drink

>>41160385
>I-it's gonna be alright? R-right?
No. I've had this happen to me before many times. The only correct option is to become a full-blown actual cuck.

>>41160385
The solution is to stop thinking about her. If you get over it really quickly then you'll be better off. If you wallow then you lose. So don't think about her.

>>41160385
It's okay bro. Those sluts aren't worth it. She wasn't for you. One day, with persistence and improvement, you'll meet someone lovely and they'll think you're lovely too.

My friends girlfriend wanted us to treat her brother to a proper 18th birthday
On one hand her brother is difficult to be around, but on the other hand her sister is 8/10 and fresh out of a relationship.

>>41157321
Yea anon, great advice. 15 years here. Spent literally every moment of everyday together starting a business. The guy she left me for was the best thing that ever happened to me. I was miserable. All the best ANON's. It is really not that bad at the end of the day.

Feeling aren't real anons

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Starting to realize that even though I've made good progress, my dedication to the gym is and always will be built on compensation for my insecurities that stem from a variety of places
Not a good feel lads

>>41154548
i'm fighting that feel with you brother

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>tfw your future wife is probably getting fucked tonight
How do you deal with this feeling /fit/?

No I usually don't go out and party more than once a month because it's bad for health and gains.

There is a qt I used to work with I know she liked me and I saw her again a few weeks ago, she asked for my help and we chatted for a couple minutes, she seems cutely awkward around me still..

I want to ask her out but I'm not sure if it's been too long yknow senpai?

>>41160676
I'll be the last one giving her dick and have total financial power over her, capable of turning her world into shit if she makes me.

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>>41160415
>>41160427
>>41160433
>>41160452

Thanks for the (you)s
I feel like total shit, but the stubborn fuck in me is telling me to just lift harder.

I should have been an eunuch. Would have saved me lots of troubles and heartaches.

>>41160753
>Willingly being a beta buck. Pretty pathetic, but I envy you at the same time. Bless you.

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>>41154124
worked and then went for a run. Made plans to go out tonight and then cancelled them.

Why does it feel so good to cancel plans I make with people?

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>taking a walk outside
>girl I work/live next to sees me
>says hi
>wave, kinda grumpy
>asks me if I'm alright
>yeah, Im good
>keep walking
>later, walking along the beach near my house
>got a deep case of the feels going on because I have reoccurring back problems (thanks to genetic predisposition to it, plus being a hamplanet from the ages of 5 to 20, 22 now) and they've sprung up again
>car pulls up alongside me
>it's the girl again
>asks me if I'm alright
>yeah senpai, just taking a stroll. Whatup?
>she seems worried about me, asks me if I'm alright again, offers to give me a ride back to my house, or we could stop by where she's staying
>nah I'm fine, thanks though
>oh, alright, you sure?
>yeah senpai I'm good, see you around
>she drives away
>well that was nice of her
>how very neighborly
>...
>wait
>mfw realizing a girl just invited me over to her place and I said no

>>41154623
Alright brahs I lost my virginity

>>41160886
Mirin

>>41160886
how was it?

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I'm scared fit. I finally graduated from college with a mechanical engineering degree and I'm feeling like I might get a job in a week or two 30 minutes away from my parents home. I don't want to commute an hour every day so was thinking of getting an apartment or renting a room. this is when it dawned on me how my life will change. I will be doing 40 hours a week or more at any job and don't know how tired I will be after. Will I go to the gym still? Will I still keep my food regimen on check? Will I have time to clean, wash, take care of necessities now that I'll be on my own? I'm not sure I'm ready bro's. I've always been a mama's boy and now I'm going on my own. These feels are giving me anxiety for the unknown.

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>>41160886
Nice. Happy for you. I wish I was in your shoes. Wanna give me some of your leftover happiness?

>>41160886
gj, now hows ur butt feeling

>>41160922
It was pretty great, ended up busting three times and used up all the condoms I brought.

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Feeling pretty bad, bros.

I thought she would eventually call me or something, but nothing yet.
Everything was going so well, we had 3 successful dates, we had sex, it was good, then she said she was unsure about what she wanted with me, started to become more and more distant, messed with my head by saying she missed me when i started to forget her but still kept ignoring me and hanging with another guy.
Now i find myself desolate and wondering if i did anything wrong and what was it.

Yesterday i noticed one interesting thing, though, she wasn't talking to that other guy, they would sit beside each other and ride the bus home together everyday since she dropped me, but she was apparently avoiding getting close to him, and *i may be over-analyzing or misinterpreting things here* she seemed to be trying to get physically close to me, she was standing behind me while i talked to my friends and went to sit in the spot me and my friend usually go to everyday.

I don't know what to think about this whole thing. All i know is that this whole thing is really making me feel bad and i should probably completely forget this bitch.

>>41160925
Embrace the unknown. You'll never know what you're capable of until you set foot in the arena. And life, my boy, is not a spectator sport.

>>41160925
>I will be doing 40 hours of work a week and don;t know how tired I will be after

Wake up early and lift in the morning

>Will I keep my food regimen in check?

cook in bulk on the weekends

>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
MGSV
>>WATCHAN
Better Call Saul
>>LISTENAN
Gunship
>>READAN
The Culture of Critique
>>EATAN
celery and peanut butter
>>DRINKAN
water
>>FAPPAN
twice
>>FEELAN
pretty good, got some sources of stress dealt with and a day off for the first time in almost three weeks

>>41160954
I'd say see what happens, but drop her sooner rather than later if she doesn't give some form of commitment.

>>41160925
Graduated with my bsme last year. Work 2 hours away from parents house but live 10 minutes away from work. I had the same anxiety too when I moved out and started my engineering job, you get used to it pretty quickly. Also I still have enough time to lift/cook healthy/clean/do laundry. I kinda have too much time but I waste most of it lurking on /fit/.

>>41157015
Same shit happened to me almost 8 years though. Don't do it dude. Just end it don't talk to her she is not worth it.

>>41154124

I'm gonna go drink a lot of beer.

>>41154532

>Bravely Default
>King of the Hill rewatch X infinity
>RAMMSTEIN for nostalgia-powered gains
>The Unbearable Lightness of Being
>Spicy chicken and open-faced ham sammich on wheat
>Sipps and beer
>POWER OF IMAGINATION
>Feelin pretty fuckin alright m8

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>>41161088

>>41155079
Lmao those are a meme. Run a shorter distance faster or still do 8 miles but at a faster pace if it's a hard day.

>>41158372
Didn't you post something simmilar about a freind a few weeks back?

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Bout to go to bed. Had dinner with some good friends, gonna put the leftover brisket in my eggs tomorrow.
Gonna spoon the extra pillow on my bed and pretend it's my ex even though it's been nearly 2 years and I've nearly forgotten what she felt like.

>>41155664
fuck you come suck my dick

>>41155909
every girl is unstable lol thats what we're for man

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>>41161088
>bravely default
my nigga

>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
Titanfall 2/For Honor
>>WATCHAN
AQTHF on adult swim rn
>>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpLSaCirj8
>>READAN
Clive Barker
>>EATAN
Had two cold chicken tenders as a snack a few minutes ago
>>DRINKAN
water
>>FAPPAN
Girl half a world away who sent me nudes on kik
>>FEELAN
bretty bad fampai, break up + stress from senior project, just a month left and I'm done with college.

Am talking to this girl on kik, things are going well and I'll be in her neighborhood in a couple months...

Worked out now I'm just playing runescape drinking miller lite

>>41160852
What the fuck is your problem? this person obviously cares about you and you should try and talk to her to let her know you are all good. How selfish can you be ffs

Worked out, stretched, gonna go out with friends tomorrow so decided to stay in tonight. Did some dishes and cleaned up my place. Decided to bang a tranny and messaged one on craigslist, but unfortunately it turns out she was a prostitute, so here I am shitposting on 4chan.

>>41162007
Calm down its not like he yelled at her or told her to fuck off. Some people don't want to feel pitied.

>>41162007
Are you autistic or just illiterate? Did you miss all the parts where I said

>yeah I'm good, don't worry I'm just taking a walk. thanks though!

>>41162051
Also this.

>>41154134
Dude we should hangout that's my plan too

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>>41156753
Good shift?
I'm back only one more shift left until I have four days off

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>>41156712
Happy birthday

>>41160950
Proud of you!

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>>41159279
At least you didn't fuck your shoulder up drunk skating. Went to dr yesterday and he told me no upper body for another 2 weeks. Its gonna be a month of not doing upper body when ill be able to lift again. Working on cardio and legs for now while throwing in some diddlys. But my upper body will be small

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>>41160950
My man.

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>left on read again

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>>41162200
A month? Dude, you have it easy. My buddy rolled a F350 with his friend driving drunk, and he had a year of constant pain, shoulder physio and no shoulder lifts. You don't even have physio.

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>>41162223
I know that feel my bro

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>>41162231
Thought I had it back. But fuck i guess its not that bad. Cant compare them though. But fuck. It sucks for me and your friend

She left me a year ago and there hasn't been anyone since. Also, my roommate is probably going to kick me out which means I am going to have to sit in the raid for the next four hours while I am sick as fuck.

>>41159787
some people don't want to get married though.

Today was my cheat day so I completed a 20 hour fast and ate a shit ton from Hardees. I ended up still just barely under 1950, but it was a huge meal. I'm back on a normal IF for another 8 days until my next cheat meal. Today, of course, was a non gym day. My cut is going well.

I cleaned for most of the day, applied to 4 jobs, and passed out after I ate.Now, well, right now I'm writing fun fiction to brush up on my writing chops. Embarrassing, I know, but it helps me chip off accumulated rust that may form during any down time I have in writing. I want to continue back on my novel that I'm about 38k words into.

I'm currently an unemployed Attorney looking for work in another city that's about 150 miles away. It's an unbelievably fun process, believe me.
>sarcasm
I'm ready to make some real cash with a respectable title and have a nice body while doing it. Right now, all I have is a nice body, a license to practice, and niche trippy sci-fi thriller in the works. I could get lucky and have a best seller, haha. Dreams...

Things could be worse, and they could be better. Life is what I make of it, and I'm trying.

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>be me
>be at college party
>walk in and make way to center of action
>girl grabs me by back of my head and pulls me very close to her
>"what's your name"
>tells her fake identity to prevent people tracking me and making sexual assault claims
>"you're really cute, anon"
>"umm...okay" and walks the autist walk away
>continue dancing to normie music
>start dancing behind cute hispanic chick
>she feels me brushing up against her
>she takes a look behind
>buries my dick in her ass and pushes me back to get against the wall
>she's going down really low and does this for 15 minutes
>i literally dont know how to go in for kiss
>she gets frustrated and leaves

How the fuck do I transition to kiss? Honestly, a lot of girls initiate stuff with me so I don't really know how to do it by myself

Also, is it normal for girls to try to lead you and bring you to the side of the room? Or are guys usually the ones who do that?

Because so many girls do that to me and I hate it when they do that. I sometimes just straightup leave them if they try that shit.

I asked some of my friends if that happens to them and they say it happens occasionally, but not that often. It happens to me at least once at every party I go.

>>41161487
Yeah last post was also about the same girl and her husband and roommates. I had to take the girl to the ER because she slit her wrist 6 times in the bathroom and had to carry her into my car.
>>41158436
It gets worse. We moved everything into the Uhaul truck but their other landlord told them that they can't move in because of the huge dog, they also KNEW about the eviction weeks ago but they decided to put off everything till the last minute... They have no place to go, truck was only rented for 17 hours for some reason and they have till tomorrow to get everything clean in the house and go. And the girl started having an emotional breakdown. OH and I found out one of them stole my supplements today so that's nice too. My friends are retards.

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Just got off a discord chat with two buddies I used to talk with in high school. Only talked to them through texts/snaps before that. It was so fucking nice to be able to talk with close buddies. We watched anime by syncing our videos together too, which was actually pretty fun considering the fact that I haven't watched anime in a long time. They're still the same goofballs whereas I have become depressed. I was worried that we may have had grown apart but we talked like not a day had passed since those good old days.

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>>41154124
I just want to love and to be loved

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Just letting you all know that this is the best board, you're all my bros and we're all going to make it

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It's still Friday in my heart so bear with me

>rest day + cheat day today
>go to jack in the box for a chicken sandwhich ( closest fast food )
> ordered and just stood aside waiting for my order
>lanket skinny fat with weird proportions orders, literally acts like moot, raised without a father figure.
> qt3.1416 petite with glasses and my type appears out of nowhere and approaches lanket
>k
>they order together
>k
>she orders a bacon double hambaga or something like that
>keep going
>lanket and qt go sit and start chatting, then take pics together and more normie acts

I don't know how to feel, I'm 20 and never had a gf, and I don't even know if this is relevant. I have an objective in life, but the present feels like a foreign thing, I don't know.
At least the semester is almost over, and I'll find a job, my old man is closer to be paralytic and we need money.

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>>41162383
jesus chist, why don't you just let them deal with their shitty problems? Hopefully they will learn something.

>>41154532
>PLAYAN
No games
>WATCHAN
trailer park boys latest season
>LISTENAN
Nostalgic yet cringey highschool tunes
>READAN
>Still using your eyeballs in place of earballs
>2017
>EATAN
Steak quesadilla and steak nachos from applebees disgusted with myself
>DRINKAN
water for that sodium
>FAPPAN
did earlier post back session
>FEELAN
Like in a month things will get better

>>41156712
Hope you make mad gains bud

>>41159905
run.

>>41162373
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEE

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>>41162383
Just when I thought my life was mediocre and I needed friends.

Get new ones cheekie, I know it's hard but these guys sound like they're immature and just take advantage of your helpful nature.

>>41160031
So you were fat when you met him and got fatter. He should dump you. You're a pig, and its not up to him to help you eat well. Loser

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I saw a fight yesterday and it changed me completely. Saw some average (but somewhat lean) dude and this built fat dude arguing. Builtfat dude was about 6'0" est. 220 lbs. Average dude was about 5'10" 170lbs. Built fat dude gets in average dudes face and shoves him, average dude lays hands on the big dude and absolutely wrecks his shit. It's clear average dude boxed or did some martial arts, big dude has no idea how to fight and the fight ends on the ground with average dude holding back punches until people intervene.

Lifting weights doesn't mean that much if you don't know how to fight.

I got really drunk last night at a club...
tfw never gonna make it

>>41162624
Well duh. Did you think by picking something up and putting it down you could somehow learn fighting techniques?

NIGHT SHIFT WORKER REPORTING IN

24 years old
>Working in Network Operations Center. Networking and Routing
Will be here until 7am
>Got a juicy workout before work
Currently eating some lean lentils, eggs and chicken that I meal prepped
>To my left is my fat ass coworker who literally never stops eating all shift. Fucking TV dinners


My cut is going really well. Looking really good over here /fit/. Almost ready for Electric Forest music festival in June

Went to my 24 hour gym at 12:00 am tonight and there were only like six people there. So comfy.. I tried all the things I wanted to try that I would neve do in crowded gym like benching just the bar, trying out squatting, and trying out the cable machines

Also had plenty of space to do long farmers walks

I really wish it was like that all the time, god I hate it when the gym is packed, gives me anxiety every fucking time

>>41162784

I know that feel bro

>Crowded gym
So many fucking qts to stare at but always competing for the equipment

>Empty gym
I don't feel guilty about being loud. I am "that guy" when it comes to grunting. No shame about it

>>41162509
Hoping but might not gonna happen. These people really seem hopeless, I feel bad but they did it to themselves..
>>41162612
I may really have to let them go, I've known the girl since I was a kid and she was my few good friend in junior high. All the good memories that I had with her and her recent marriage party memories are the main reason why I'm helping her. She is still a nicer girl, but changed a lot. Her social media is all about depression memes and drama. Her husband was the ones that stole my supplements even though I literally did him a solid for dragging her wife out of the bloody bathroom that she slashed herself and carried her into my car when he was high on coke and black out drunk after losing his car.

>>41162728
......y...ye.........no.

>>41162762
I'm night shift too, I know them feels brah.

>>41162838
>supplements

you mean gear/gh?

Generally speaking, if a guy looks good with hair, will he look decent without it?

>>41159905
just gotta leave the house mate

>>41163064
In theory... sure. But I guess it all depends on the individual

I am personally a very good looking guy but I have a weird bump in my head which i discovered when I shaved my head once... will never make that mistake again


thank god I have thick as fuck hair and no balding in my family

>>41159884
None of us are body builders. We're just dudes who like to lift.

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>>41163019
M1T and vitamins. Not on cycle but I used the vitamins. Those disappeared and found it in his bathroom pouch with his razors and tooth brushes when I was packing for them tonight.. Sneeeeeaky

>>41163073
>In theory... sure. But I guess it all depends on the individual

Most definitely.

> no balding in my family

I have one uncle (out of 5 total) who's bald. My parents & grandparents are all fine.

Just venting a little:

This shit has got me real down lately. I guess I was a good looking guy to some people, but never recognized it at the time due to self confidence issues (even after being approached). I was too caught up on my mediocre physique (skinnyfat) to capitalize on the opportunities I had.

Now that I've started lifting at 23, the confidence issues about my physique are going away, but they're being replaced by new ones about my hair. I can't help but feel like I've wasted my best years, in terms of looks, at uni rather than putting myself out there and travelling + meeting new people etc. On top of that, none of my cousins have hair issues, so it's a bitter pill to swallow.

>>41162489
What is your objective in life?

>>41154532
>PLAYAN
LoL/Overwatch
>LISTENAN
Lil Dicky
>READAN
My grandmother's an award winning French novelist, so I'll be learning french as I read her stories.
>EATAN
Emirati food. Smoked chicken with rice.
>DRINKAN
Water, unless I wanna get drunk, then gin
>FAPPAN
Female solo
>FEELAN
Ok. Lonely, but life is good.

>>41163352
Forgot to add
>WATCHAN
Gonna finish up IT Crowd

>>41163360
how much more you got to go?

>>41163196
Bro I know that feel. I'm 22 and I went from norwood 0 to norwood 3 in a year.
My dad has receded but thick hair in his 60s, grandpa has whispy but still there hair at 85. Dad claims his hair thinned really suddenly in his 20s too and then stopped again until his 50s but I don't have much faith in that, and besides my hair isn't coarse and thick like his, it's light and fine, so it's way way more noticeably thin especially in the crown.
both my older brothers still have thick as fuck hair.
People told me I was the handsome one. Now I'm the bald one.

>>41163799
shit's hard af to deal with. I mean you can focus on individual pursuits, but there'll always be that "what if" in the back of your mind

>>41164060
And I just know if I run into an ex or go to a reunion, it's just like "oh, he went bald."
Best I do is get jacked and rich so at least I'm sexy and in expensive clothes.

>>41154637
idk what mental illness she has but if its just depression those meds are not worth it, the side effects fucking suck are your emotions are fucked and dont get better ive tried 3 or 4 my dick always goes limp and feel lethargic and shit. Depression is all about positivity and fixing your problems the meds are garbage

>>41163190
>exposed

I'm also a trip posting as anon

>isn't it fun?

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>>41154124
Didn't go to the gym last night, just chilled inside, cleaned up a bit and enjoyed having the place to myself. Gf was at work till 10pm, brother was out with friends for the night. This was my Friday:

>PLAYAN
Full Throttle on Vita
>WATCHAN
80s and early 90s satanic panic VHS rips
>LISTENAN
vaprowave
>READAN
Insane Clown President - Matt Taibbi
>EATAN
Pulled ham sandwiches
>DRINKAN
water
>FAPPAN
thicc grils
>FEELAN
Tired from the work day, lifted 60lb boxes of tile and hardwood all morning, and maintained the warehouse till end of day.

>>41154532
>PLAYAN
League of Legumes
>WATCHAN
nuthun
>LISTENAN
Son Lux - Easy
>READAN
The Dark Tower series (rereading)
>EATAN
Nothing, outside of my IF eating window
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Some fresh nudes from my gf + the following
https://www.porntrex.com/video/26708/penny-pax-and-jaclyn-taylor-sugar-babies-part-two
>FEELAN
A little tired, a little gross cause out of nowhere I got three pimples on my neck

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>>41164260
I hide my name most of the time so I can leave a very creepy sexually explicit comments behind and shit post

>>41156558
All of that is absolute patrician taste, anon.
'cept for texmex and JOI Milf, dunno what that shit is.
>>41156416
You seem like a pretty chill dude, would smoke with. (I know you smoke weed you piece of shit stoner, you play hotline miami)
>>41163352
What LoL server you on?
Also shout out for listening to mr. left sloping penis

Part of me wants to have a real relationship, but it seems like it just happens to others automatically where as I'm 24 and I've never been in a real relationship.

I don't know how to approach this issue either. When I go out, I get lots of attention but that dark environment and loud music just isn't doing it for me. We have nothing in common so it's always just awkward. Tinder gives you options but it's frustrating. Going out on dates makes me nervous and it's easy to fall to the image of someone but the reality might not match with your expectations.

Seems like the options are very much limited. And even if I meet guys, no one wants to date anymore. Commitment is a curse word and guys will run like Bolt on their way out of their lives if you even mention going on real dates instead of "hanging out." I feel like that maybe I'm just unlucky and meant to be single.

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>PLAYAN
League o' Legends
>WATCHAN
One Piece
>LISTENAN
$UICIDEBOY$
>READAN
learning python the hard way
>EATAN
today? chicken pasta prolly
>DRINKAN
Wish beer, but instead brotein shake
>FAPPAN
"Naomi - 37 Year Old Is One Busty Freak" - xvideos
>FEELAN
Pic related

Its saturday morning, and I am pretty sure I have the clap or some other urinary infection. Why do I even bother with sex.

>>41154610
Good luck pal, my life got 10x better after transferring from CC to a 4 year.

But you gotta put yourself out there, cos everyone has their cliques and groups already. Use the fact that you are a 'transfer' for being awkward and upfront.

"Hey, I just transferred, where is X?"
"Blah blah, what do you guys do for fun here?"

Shit like that.

>>41164339
NA, even though i'm closer to EUW. duo with me bb

Did you see the video for Pillow Talk? 10/10
>>41164413
m8 wut server

>>41162373
>tells her fake identity to prevent people tracking me and making sexual assault claims
>being this autistic

never change /fit/

>>41157022
No, it doesn't. Men are allowed to express their feelings

>>41162441
I woke up and saw a snapchat story of a girl that I was and kinda still am into. She spent the night partying post-exam. Ehh at least I did something social

Finally grew some nuts after being alone for 4 years and joined a dating app and had 3 matches within the first day. Pretty great confidence boost and motivate me in my lifting on the day. Had it for 3 days now and one of the girls breaks it to me she has 2 kids and is divorced and the other straight up says that we're not compatible. They hurt pretty bad but the one i really want to get to know was talking with me great up till friday morning and she isnt even responding. I did message her friday night but still nothing. Just my luck after so long.

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>>41166933
DO NOT SETTLE FOR A WHORE WITH KIDS AND DIVORCED.

besides that, good luck m8. I wouldn't rely on dating apps because sometimes they're just there for attention, but it's up to you. I would recommend going to parks and workout there, or go to places where qts would want to approach you.

>>41164339
>I know you smoke weed you piece of shit stoner, you play hotline miami
How dare you be so correct. Would blaze with you too homes.

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>fwb wanted to fuck last night
>shower
>jack off since the first round ends way too quick
>instantly lose motivation to sleep with her
>text last minute excuse
This isn't the first time this has happened, post-orgasm i want to bail asap & get far away. Is this abnormal? Can i change this?

>>41167401
maybe DON'T FAP YA GENIUS

>>41159803
Condoms fail 10% of the time dumbass. Have fun with AIDS.

>>41165284
NA, I won't post my name here for anonymity reasons but you can gib me ur details

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>>41167733
tfw first orgasm happens under 3 minutes, and she (word for word) wants to ride until her legs go numb. If she knock the first off, i want to bail. If i don't leave within 10 min i'll be hard for round 2 that will go for 30 minutes.

The main problem is wanting to leave immediately post-nut

>>41167777
>Condoms fail 10% of the time dumbass
maybe you should just face the reality that your penis is too small for the condoms youre buying

>>41167830
it's completely normal. If you don't love her or anything, just bail. You're not in a relationship with her.

>>41167810
FJ12 like I give a fuck.

I'm having dinner but we can duo in 30 if you want (norms)

>>41168046
wut.
>FJ12
dis ur name

also im on 20 min w8 :)

>>41168059
For league m8 it's summoner name

>>41158577
underrated insight

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>>41167981
I don't love her, but i want regular head. It'd be selfish to not satisfy her, and would disinterest her from long term bjs. This is a very fine line where i want nothing to do with her and at the same time want her craving to blow me on command

>>41159712
Haha I'm in the same situation

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>>41154124
Got caught speeding by a camera 48 in a 40 and 46 is when they start fining

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>just accepted a job several states away from home
>mom cried, worried I won't be connected to family anymore
>brother and his wife put out video announcing second child, a girl
>mom screaming and crying tears of joy
>realize I'm going to miss out on the baby being born and getting to hang with my awesome nephew and new niece
>mixed feels
Shit.

>>41156062
that's the most beautiful girl in the whole world

who is that

>>41162624
holy shit why is that pic so hot to me

Riding my motorbike for a 'conversation' at one o'clock U.K. Time with some girl who's been drinking with her girlfriends all night. Going to pop a viagra and fuck her on a park. Hopefully goes well. Going to get an hours rest now. Wish me luck bros.

>>41160925
Im a mech eng professional and commute 60miles (1hr5mins-1hr40mins) work 40+hours a week and prep my meals the nightly and before that i lift when i get home. Anon im not going to sugar coat it, it will be tough starting off as youll be learning your job and increasing eng knowledge as well as being fatigued from commute distance/time at work. You need to schedule your sleep properly in order to condition yourself to wake up and sleep on time in a regimented manner. Black coffee will be your friend and your will power to lift will be tested. Find your motivation now and practice a proper routine prior to start. Goodluck.

>>41154548
I feel ur pain, just take time to do shit you like and focus on you. Try to keep busy so u dont think about it. And desu man don't be shocked if it takes more than a month, but godspeed bro

>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
Wow
>>WATCHAN
Habs vs Rangers
>>LISTENAN
$uiceideboy$
>>READAN
4chin
>>EATAN
chili
>>DRINKAN
coffee/water
>>FAPPAN
idk whatevers on /b/ when i decide to
>>FEELAN
meh, haven't been able to go to the gym in a bit so I'm a little bummed out about that

>>41154548
Are you me anon?

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>>41154124
>28 year old kissless virgin
>actually got a date got next Friday
Brehs, I don't even know how to kiss.

>>41154548
Sweety like you deserve a better grill anyways, she did you a solid by leaving you.

>>41169011
>girl

>>41170943
Cheekie, bangsfag here >>41170929 it's not the one I was talking about, though.

I fucking hate early spring. Didn't catch a cold all winter and now I am coughing my guts out.

>underdress weatherwise and you'll get fucked by the morning weather
>overdress and you'll sweat in the afternoon and get fucked by the evening weather

Smoking a pack a day doesn't help either, but at least I have only a cough and that's about it(no runny nose or whatever).

It's also possible that I've caught a cold by sleeping with the window tilted since I smoke in my house and I gotta maintain a source of fresh air.

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Well I got assaulted by a large group of overweight cosplayers in public and they called me a meme
there were at least thirty of them but I have a homegym so I'll not hang myself, well not today I guess

>>41156558
Are you me anon

Also same on the lonely boat again. Stick in there, we'll all make it

>>41168958
Congrats on the job anon

>>41171838
like physically assaulted or verbally?

>>41157015
Just say no anon love u

>>41167401
Just jack off at her house and cuddle with her until u get turned on again, works every time

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>>41170750
>>41170917
>>41170943
Thanks lads. We were supposed to go on spring break together in Texas but she dumped me two days before. Took two weeks off from work for it and couldn't get the hours back. Ended up owing money to new York state on my tax return, tiny federal return.

In my despair I forgot some of the automatic payments so now I'm over drafted by like 400 dollars. I have class with her on Monday, I want to confront her calmly and just hear the whole truth from her, that I'm owed the truth after three years of dedication, and that I don't have to hear it from a mutual friend.

Gonna watch Samurai Jack and then go to the gym. I've at least hit the part where I no longer care about wanting her back, just wish she was upfront so I didn't mourn and beat myself up like a faggot for two weeks.

>>41154124
Lifting the feels away. It seems like everyone but me is in a relationship or hooking up.

Maybe if I'm a big guy (for girls), my inability to flirt will be endearing rather than offputting.

>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
Nothing

>>WATCHAN
Jojo's Big Guy Adventure

>>LISTENAN
80s Pop music

>>READAN
About Iranian leadership

>>EATAN
Had some Walmart sushi after my workout

>>DRINKAN
Shitty pre-mixed Margarita a friend left after a party

>>FAPPAN
Not at the moment

>>FEELAN
Lonely

>>41158490
What's the app called? Thanks

>>41172072
Thanks brah. I just found out there's a rock climbing gym with free weight directly across the street from my office.

>>41172958
this

>>41160031
Don't feel bad, literally every woman does this. Just try to improve yourself and let him know.

I went to the batting cages and had a catch with my old man. Felt good to go through the motions again. I also took him shooting, it was his firs time firing a gun in 4 decades. Ditched partying with my friends to make a good recovery and just have a non-degenerate weekend. Tomorrow morning its back in the gym and going to work on my car. Hope you guys have a good night.

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>>41154532
>PLAYAN
my madden franchise

>WATCHAN
the golden state-pdx game

> LISTENAN
the new father john misty album

>READAN
not a fuckn nerd

>EATAN
I just cooked a bunch of chicken, so ill probably eat that in a little

>DRINKAN
Just drank a rogue dead guy ale

>FAPPAN
not rn

>FEELAN
mixed feels i guess. the last song on the fjm album talks about how insignificant we all are, so im thinking about that. feels badman

>>41154532
>PLAYAN
Nothing, quit vidya a couple years ago
>WATCHAN
A lot of Criterion Collection films. I'm on Ozu's Tokyo Story right now
>LISTENAN
Marquee Moon
>READAN
Exam prep books and a bunch of stuff for my thesis project
>EATAN
Pad thai with beef and sushi on the side
>DRINKAN
Black tea. Trying to filter out the fuckton of Red Bull I drank at a recent hackathon
>FAPPAN
Not now, but I'm really really tempted to
>FEELAN
Really fucking good, especially since I've been performing very well academically. I'm finally going to be applying to college early action next year, and my confidence level is soaring through the roof. Catch ya boy running oats and squats at the Ivy League.

>>41173686
applying early action *THIS year, my bad

>>41154532
>>PLAYAN
nothing
>>WATCHAN
Family Guy
>>LISTENAN
house music
>>READAN
nothing today
>>EATAN
just downed 2500 cals of soylent
>>DRINKAN
water
>>FAPPAN
not today
>>FEELAN
uninteresting

>>41154124
You're living the life of a man child, op. You're skipping classes because they don't give you any pleasure and instead of using that time to develop your mind by studying, reading, working or learning another language, you're playing some teenagers bullshit game. Man up, buddy.

>>41173614
Good stuff anon. Spending time with your dad is always valuable. Treasure it while you can.

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>Laying in bed with a girl after sex
>We've been casually seeing each other for weeks
>We're talking
>She makes a bad pun
>'Why do I even put up with you?' I ask
>'You only hang out with me because I'm pretty'
>She laid with her head in my shoulder
>I was silent, I could find nothing to say
>Because it was true

I felt weird. My intention from the start was to sleep with her yes. I wonder if she felt used, or if she accepts it. Abstract feels.

>>41154548

Everyone needs to experience a bad relationship, so they know their boundaries and never get in a toxic relationship again.

Only retards don't learn from their mistakes.

She was a temporary guide to a better life and relationship. Give it time, and you'll realize that yourself.

>>41174557
Out of context it sounds like a joke, if not you found a girl who knows the way the world is.

>>41154532
>PLAYAN
N++
>WATCHAN
Community and Game of Thrones
>LISTENAN
Arcitc Monkeys - No. 1 Party Anthem
>READAN
Unironically haven't looked at a book since I left school two years ago
>EATAN
Shepherds Pie
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Babysitter
>FEELAN
like I'm missing something

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>>41174714

>Rewind to last month
>Been seeing her for a week
>Invited her to my place to cook for her
>I do it with all girls
>We end up in my bed
>She tells me we are not having sex
>I ask why
>'Because once we do its over'

Yeah, she knows the way of the world.

Working the weekend as always, work with a women in her late 60s who is brunt the fuck out and her stupidity is really taking its toll on me.

>>41174557
>>41174771
She either knows that she's only worth her pussy or that all women are only worth their pussies.
One keeps her loyal due to low self value, the other she knows she is replacable so she will be gratefully loyal