Manlet Story-time

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Once I pissed off a manlet at a party a few weeks back, thort you guys should know
>Be at some kids 18th, played footy with him
>I'm 6'1" master race, low-jacked
>The party thrower brought in some mates from another town no one knew so they all kind of stuck together
>One little big group
>The beta male attempts to assert dominance over anyone, no one in particular
>wildplanet.mp4
>He was throwing somebody's bags around, lol he says
>He picked the wrong bags to fumble
>Were my backpack and sleeping bag
>Say "Oi, stop throwing my fucking bags around all right?"
>Gets a little angry, starts cussing at me
>"yeah whatever"
>leaves the general vicinity back to his boys
>Then about ten minutes later I'm having a drink with a few of his mates who've now started socialising with the rest of us
>nek minnit
>Lil turbo dude AGAIN causing a ruckus , this time shadow boxing in a drunk way in our small circle, aiming at me in particular
>remind myself that short people have a low alcohol tolerance level
>Put my arm around his shoulder, when he's stopped being a twat, about to say something "cheers to this guy" for spirit level
>punintended
>he pushes me back saying "Oi cunt fuck off" yada yada
>at this point I just go fuck it im done with this twerp, 3 strikes with me and it's not even his place to begin with
>I go "calm down mate, we don't want to ruin a good nigh ay"
>"fuck off you tanned faggot, you like it up the ass"
>wish he knew about /fit/
>I don't know how I conjured this insult but it proved Super Effective on him
>I say "What's your problem, Short Stack, no growth plates?"
>he fucking growled and went to swing in a punch
>swift double back
>before I make my counter, some short girl blocks him, barely intervening but it stopped him anyway
>she says "sorry about him, he's got a SHORT temper"
>everyone laughs
Few hours later
>fucked the girl
>was his cousin
>felt my pecs whole time

Inb4 >thought*
Sike you ain't thought nigga