Well you faggots, I did it and my body I wanted by following

>>41139215
get viagra for your first time

>>41139215
**5.5in dick not 5'5 kek, I'm 6'2

Remember what they think of you and their experiences absolutely do not matter. Focus on enjoying it for yourself and you'll come across more confident. Even if you fuck up, its just uni slags.

>>41139223
Then what my dude I'm about to fuck pic related this weekend

>>41139227
I know but shes like pretty high up in the best sorority at the school so they they spread shit around? I want to fuck girls like this since I already wasted my first 2 years working out and being a recluse

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>>41139215
Ok, dude, guy.
Your first time is gonna suck.

It's gonna be painful and you won't be able to orgasm naturally.
It.Is.Just.The.Way.It.Is

Now you have two options. You either tell this Slooth (Left or right?) about it.

OR
You manage to give her drugs.

>"Hey, wanna take molly?"
>give her molly
>you take an aspirin

And hope for the best.

It's all anxiety in your head, there's no way to clear it out. Sorry bruh.

>>41139267
Dont want to fuck a drugged girl as my first fuck, I'm already lucky to fuck a slut like this

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>>41139215

Is this the kind of storytime I can expect when I can't sleep at 4 AM USA Central Time ?

>at least he didn't flex a 'cep for the photo

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>>41139223
Dickless van Dyke detected

>>41139277
>my first fuck

They are slooths man, get that. Don't try to make it 'special'.
Also, giving molly to girls is super cool.

>>41139283
OP here its 5am for me and I just talked to her on tinder around a hour ago, I realized how fucked I was lol so I did the best thing and came here kek.

>>41139267
painful???????? wtf

>>41139215
You will fail, make a fool of yourself, but dont give up.
Over time you will improve your game and succed.
you will give the people of earth an ideal to strive for.
-Adolf Hitler

>>41139215
left or right nigga

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>>41139307
On a psychological level. It's humiliating not being able to perform when you do it so easy and simple to porn.

And then, if the slooth is not on the same page, she's will think "it's her", so she will either get sad or angry.

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>>41139316
>Do not get ashame. You try for more you can do today, but tomorrow, you lift more. Everyone beginning somewhere, soon you will be strong.

>>41139319
neither just girls like that, white sorority sluts

>>41139320
oh trust me the slut is gonna blame me and my 5.5inch dick

>>41139319
https://www.instagram.com/samanthaleavy/

this is lefts if you want

Just tell her it's your first time. She's going to know anyways, and if you're up front, she might think it's cute. IF you don't tell her, she'll just think you're a spaz.

>>41139352
A slut might think it's cute. OK anon what ever you say, shes expecting a 8 inch cock thats experienced and not a 5.5 inch virgin my man

>>41139215
Relax dude, just have fun, maybe take a shot of vodka (JUST ONE). Relax man. Also, jack off first before hand so you don't nerd virgin premature this poor girl.

>>41139369
At my size on shots not gonna do shit, what level of tipsy do you want me at

>>41139379
Not the guy you replied to, but just take enough so you are a little relaxed. This is supposed to be fun, btw. If you suck, she's just going to forget about you after cares.

Relax

>>41139387
I think I should get her to drink a little too so shes not super focused at how bad I suck

>>41139215
Don't be afraid of oral. It gets you hard and more into it either way.

A good dose of cardio beforehand too. Do some tabbata on an exercise bike or something to get the blood pumping an hour or two before. Don't do it too close or you'll feel like shit.

Also no fapping. Even if you have to blueball yourself.

>>41139404
Sounds good, do I fap or not I've heard both in this thread

>>41139320
>you're just mad i blew you off
>initiates convo with wanting to meet him

also she looks like trash. fucking beta orbiters causing these below average women to feel like 10/10

>>41139415
Depend how nervous you are. If you're really nervous, I would hold off on fapping. Might make it hard to get it up at all afterwards.

But everyone is different.

>>41139415
Nah just drink 3-4 shots to where you're in the tipsy/drunk grey area.
Then fuck that hoe, the alcohol will make u last you'll be good.
Don't fap before. If you're about to get your first nut in some hoe it you want that shit feeling as good as possible.

guise am I the only one with a half hour refractory period?
How am I supposed to bang hoes left and right like this.

>>41139415
Don't listen to
>>41139369

I jerked it the night before I lost my virginity, and i was never able to nut. But I did fuck for like 40 mins tho

>>41139472
How old are you dad?

>>41139320
wow she is pretty fucked in the head
i detect a strong combination of extreme insecurity and room temperature IQ

>>41139326
haha such perfect form
literally 10/10
rippedtits would be proud

>>41139415
I tend to keep fapping up until a couple of days before. So if I know I'm having sex on the Friday, I'll fap on Wednesday but not on Thursday. Means I'm not ready to bust before we start, but also I'm not dust-dry and uninterested.

>>41139224
Im 5'7 with 8 inch dick, swap?

>>41139320
Imagine if he hit her with the "K" after all that.

>>41139788
nah height plus average dick is better than short with big dick imo

>>41139336
>>41139416
>>41139520
>>41139805
But she used the winky face. He got destroyed. Keep slaying guurl!
Sorry boys, better luck next time ;);););)

>>41139320
But she has read hair too

>>41141241

She fucks multi race.

If your white you have natural advantage even if you are next to useless.

>>41139237
Stop being an autistic faggot, who cares if they are in greek life? It doesn't mean anything beyond who they hang out with.
Most of those guys don't get laud near as much as they say they do.

You will never be alpha if you get anxiety over what greek letters yoi have next to your name.

>t. Good house at party school

>>41141087
She alsocalled him sweetie ;);););)
White boy got SLAYYYed

>>41139342
It's on private. Also, don't fap beforehand, especially since it's your first time.

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>>41139320
>ugly ass ginger troll who looks like one of the gremlins/elves from lord of the rings
>ugly ass hobbit
ANGRY

>>41139416
Yes, it's really because she thinks she's a 10/10. Absolutelly no insecurity was overflowing in those words. Just pure confidence.

>>41139472
>tfw 4 hour refractory period
30 mins is more than enough to orgasm a girl. 4 hours is enough to burn your dick.

>>41139215

>fit panicking over basic white girls

sigh

>>41139223
Tbh if its actually your first time and she is some rando do that. You won't be able to stay hard, you will be super nervous, probably blow after a min when she sucks you off and never get hard again.

This is my patented having sex with a girl out of your league program

>the first nut doesn't count at all. It will be quick, you will suck
>BUT the second one counts
>so
>first nut, you keep your pants on and undress her. Go down on her until she cums.
>fuck her, cum quick. Don't sweat it
>Immediately after you cum, tease her with a finger as soft as you can
>whisper naughty things to her
>when your pp7 is loaded again
>second time, but now you'll be able to last longer
>while on her end, she's been being stimulated the whole time

>>41139215
what school

>>41139320
Op here. I have no shame and get off to being cuckolded and humiliated. How do I convince the girl in question to make fun of my penis?

>>41139267
Painful? Not able to cum? WTF are you talking about nigger?

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How do I secure this?

>>41145556

literally just ask her to fuck, when girls add letters to words they're interested. She obviously cares what you think otherwise she wouldn't say joking

Wait till you get her in the room then Pull a nathan domigo and kick her ass

>>41139215
>who've had 10 inch chad cock in them

Stop with these fantasies. You'll never be their biggest guy but their biggest is seldom their most memorable. Most girls had 7 inches at best since 8 inches means 1 in 100 men

>>41139223
> My first time was on cocaine and viagra

Was weird, but atleast I didnt do the 2 min in nut.

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>>41139320
did anyone else get hard from reading that?

>>41139267

this is the worst fucking advice, don't do any of this

>>41139215
You are going to be nervous anon make no mistake about that but ease yourself into it hell even tell her its your first time, she'll most likely be flattered.

To do with penis size mate I'm 5.5 as well and at least where I am that is slightly above average, I'd understand if you had a micro penis but its called an average penis for a reason hell most chads are average, I wouldn't worry yourself over this anon.

Just make sure to give her oral first.

>>41139227
Are you stupid? If he fucks up then the girl will just tell other people about him and he'll get cut off from a ton of people. He'll be *that guy*

>>41139215

Girls literally do not care about penis size. You will come to this understanding once youve been with a girl.

If you're a virgin past 16 you're doomed to keep it for life man, I'm sorry but that's the way it works, male virgins have to be weeded out because they're a burden to everyone else. No one wants to teach you're unexperienced ass because you were too autistic to get laid in high school like the rest of us. Not to mention you guys are clingy if anybody takes your v card. There's a reason male virginity is frowned upon.

>>41146970
Dude stop fucking with him he's got enough on his mind already
I lost mine at 20, about half my friends lost it after 16

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>>41139326

I hate this meme
babies can squat like that because their head is half their bodyweight

What happened OP? Have you met up with her yet?

>>41139404

Giving oral to a tinder slut is a serious beta move

Maybe get tipsy and take viagra to take the pressure off.

>>41145556

next write "kidding not kidding"

she will laugh and agree

then say "wait til you see mine. I can wiggle for you"

then say you dont normally give that service for free. but you have a special offer if she comes over to yours tonight

tell her you are watching Fargo season 3 first episode

>>41146970

Last mine just before my 20th birthday. Then lept with about 40 girls before I turned 23