Mirin stories

>At a bar for my friend's 21st
>Accidentally bump into a girl walking up the stairs
>Say sorry
>She turn around, "Wow, you're gorgeous"
>"Thanks"
>Go meet my friends
>See her and her friend miring later
>Literally too fucking awkward to go talk to them
>Leave
>Hate myself

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>drinkin some sips
>see friend
>friend sees sips
>friend is like "damn"

>Go to bank
>post workout, wearing tank and short shorts
>secretary mires
>walk out
>look through 2 separate glass doors near exit
>both have women working in offices
>both mirin
>Tfw day 10 of Ostarine and day 3 of nofap and already seeing improvements

I get mired a few times every day, but they lose interest quick after chatting a few minutes. I was a depressed fat fuck for decades, insecurity and lack of experience in social situations is burned into my DNA.

only relationships I ever got was by following PUA scripts 24/7.

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>>41137716
>be at the gym
>see qt from school there
>she walks over and says hi
>talk for a bit, and she says "you're pretty muscular"
>"t-thanks, I try"
>stare at ground then say im done my workout and leave
>tfw i wasn't actually done my workout

>masturbating furiously in a school playground
>people from afar watch me
>police show up and arrest me
>as they're about to handcuff me I cum all over the swings and ladders
>do a 360 and run away
Anyone else made it like this?

>>41137975
>letting some bitch get in the way of the R O U T I N E

>some of these girls I meet off tinder lust over me hard.
>tell me I'm better looking than in my pics
>running fingers up and down muscles after sex
should I get better pics?

>>41138126
>only get matched up with fat girls
>first no fatty girl
She tells me that she wouldn't even consider going out with an ugly guy like me. Should I off my life?

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>be me
>in mandatory fitness class in college
>wear tank to gym for class today
>milf teach has body of 25 yo
>she keeps quick glancing the arms as she talks to class
>she sees that I saw her
>she struggles to keep talking while smiling embarrassingly
>caught the milf mirin' the gainz
>mfw

>>41138213
Yep

>get mired most days
>girl told me she would do me
>a girl a work keeps flirting with me

>dont get mired by the girl I like
>all other mires are empty bro's

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>at my job
>someone from high school comes in
>haven't seen this girl in ages
>she's surprised to see me but somehow recognizes me, comes up and hugs me
>"Wow Anon, you go so big!"
>"Haha, you too"
>she walks away confused
>realize what I said

>>41137880
Mmmm yeah I like that keep going! What happened after?

>>41138407
I guess so. I'm just sadcunt after all with shitty genes. I make people uncomfortable too.

>>41138449
acapulco as fuck

today

>be at weed store with friend
>lol degenerate
>he is looking at bong shit
>walkign around
>hot lesbo couple
>hotter 'female' one is sexy as fuck
>shes mirin me the whole time

almost everywhere I go there is 1 that is mirin.

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>>41137716
>be me, 180 lbs skinny fat DYEL mode
>Lift hard, make gains, people mire me
>no one ever jumped on my dick or anything but i got some compliments
>kept at it. more is more... right?
>right?
>made it
>275 lbs Thor mode
>No one mires me ever unless i'm squatting
>only other dudes mire me when im squatting and talk to me about how impressive my depth is.
>I think i intimidate women now.
>my friends talk about how beast mode i am these days but thats about it.

/fit/ i didnt know i was signing up for this.

>Been training on and off since then, but last few months have made a real effort
>Arms are bigger, shoulders wider, chest more defined
>Start wearing more fitting clothes
>Meeting up with friends I used to work with years ago
>My old gym buddy who got me into lifting and remembers what I used to look like says I'm looking pretty good
>Girl I used to like touches my arms and chest a few times, might of been by accident but I like to think she was mirin
>Go to gay club (they're the only place open late on a Wednesday in this city and some of my friends are gay)
>Just enjoying my drink by the bar
>Friend tells me guys behind me are mirin, tells me to talk to them
>I ain't gay, but gay mirin is still mirin
>Next morning get message from girl telling me I looked really good and should keep up the gym

This has never happened to me before. A-am I making it?

I just recent started exercising but I would notice girls mirin. I'm a bit fat but I have a pretty big chest and broad shoulders.

>at a bar
>coming back from restroom heading back outside.
>this girl just rushes in and is about to run into me.
>she puts her hand on my chest and looks up.
>she says"excuse...oh"
>I see her bite her lip and go into the restroom

She was a thick white girl, I would of.

>>41137857
The secret is being drunk so your autism doesn't takes its own initiative.

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>Post gym session
>Asian genetics kicks in
>Feel like Teriyaki Chicken
>Go to the supermarket
>Get ingredients
>See hot check out girl
>Have a good pump on at the moment
>Pheromones secretion intensified
>Lock eyes
>scanned my chicken, soy sauce, sake, ginger
>Gave her the money
>She said thank you
>Just as I was walking out I could see her running after me
>She forgot to bag something
>Mirin
>Smile at her and said thanks
>Went home and made dinner

Pic related

>>41137716
Yesterday a girl followed me to each and every station I worked out at, doing workouts near me and looking at me a lot. Went on for 6 stations. Then she followed me to the cooldown room and stood around for awhile as I stretched. She eventually left after standing there looking at her phone for a few minutes probably to go do her own workout.

As she was leaving I noticed she had two disgusting moles on her chest and that she is too far below my standards for me to have wasted my time on. I would never have sex with someone like that. That's what I keep tellong myself so I don't feel so bad about not saying a single word to someone who was clearly interested in me.

I had my first obvious mire today

>Finish workout
>Radiating that post workout bliss
>Style on point, tight shirt, legs being thicc in jeans from squoots
>Riding in tram
>Some 25-27 year old qt with short dark hair sitting closeby
>Notice her starting at my ass while looking at my phone
>Look at her
>Glances away
>Keep looking and give a smile
>She quickly looks back and smiles while looking to the side
>Leaves at my station
>Notice her looking at me in the window reflection AGAIN

Felt good man.

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>>41138675
>This has never happened to me before. A-am I making it?

you are there bro, you just have to come out.

>>41138126
No, if they accept to go out with you with those pics when they see you're even better then they thought they'll be turned on

>>41139602
>if they accept
He might get more. I never got an okayish looking girl from tinder.

The boyfriend of my female friend looked at my arms and chest while I was wearing a tightish shirt and asked if I worked out. I said that I just vacuumed a lot.

>>41137716
>best friend begs me to go to the bar with him and be his wing man
>he ends up landing this alright chick
>at the bar watching the game while they're dancing
>cute little azn comes sits next to me
>"whats the score?"
>blah blah blah
>cutie patootie azn keeps glancing at my arms and chest
>"you must work out a lot"
>"yeah I guess"
>thats me playing it cool
>"can I feel your muscles?"
>hike up shirt sleeve and flex
>qt3.14 azn feeling on my arm
>"wow your so hard"
>trying so bad not to fuck this up
>"yeah, I am pretty hard"
>wink and smile
>azn giggles and lightly slaps my arm "oh my god!"
>"yeah you better get used to saying that tonight"
>take a drink from my glass
>little azn smiling ear to ear giggling trying to figure out what to say next
>slide my drink over
>takes a drink
>"so..." my azn admirer says
>"so im thinking we should blow this joint so I can blow you because I'm craving some cream of sum yung guy right now"
>grab him and throw him over my shoulder

>>41137949
Feelsbadman you can never relax

>>41139687
Top kek.

>>41137716
>be me
>never been mired

that's my story lads

>>41139693
nice dinosaur variant, you really got me there, brah
never change, /fit/...

>>41139149
kek'd

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>Wal-Mart parking lot
>wearing joggers, I have some pretty good calves
>40 something year old black woman walks by me
>"you've got really pretty legs"
>blurt out an autistic y-you too because I can't take compliments, insecurities
>"I'm not talking about your pants, I'm talking about your legs. You really fill out those pants well."
>thank her and drive home
Did I make it?]

>>41139149
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>>41139177

Honestly, good on you. I have no problem talking to girls, but if that bitch was so into you, she should've just talked to you.
Fuck that coy lurking shit girls do. It's [current year], you can fucking initiate a conversation too, bitch.

>>41138213
Another unlucky guy with shitty face here. Just aim for 5-6s/10 (granted you're pretty lean with impressive body as it will draw attention instead of your face) and you should be fine.

>>41137908
>wearing tank and short shorts

you're "that guy", they were gawking, not miring.

>>41138369
I got one like that

>Yesterday
>in a meeting at work
>Im wearing khakis, a collared shirt with the sleeves rolled up cause its hot
>forearms lookin good
>some mousy girl is speaking from the other side of the table directly across from me
>she me in the eyes while talking, then starts looking down at my body
>stops talking for 2 secs
>looks back up and away from me then starts talking again after finding where she left off

>at Taco Bell
>ask girl for a burrito
>she hands it me
>after I say thank you she says you're welcome with a hint of sex in her voice
>she was fucking wet
>I would have fucked the shit out of her
>all night long

I've only been lifting for a month but feels good to get mired regularly

>>41139911
top kek

>>41137908
>Tfw day 10 of Ostarine
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>41138458
you sound like one of those bitches who is looking for sympathy instead of actually wanting to off themselves

>>41138675

I'm happy for you anon.

>>41137716
4years of lifting

no mires

>>41139826
I don't think her face was better thank a 6, breh. Also tons of makeup.

>>41139693
top lel

>Be me, not seen university pals for 6-7months because live far away. In meantime been lifting.
>Got to party with them wearing shirt so can't see my gainz.
>Am sleeping over so change into tank top and shorts for bed.
>Everyone is like "damn anon you arms"
> Y-you too.

Don't even know why because I've only gone from skele to toned DYEL with a bit of definition in arms.

After that start wearing shirt sleeves/rolling sleeves up at work, notice female colleagues are always putting hands on my biceps with slight squeeze when they need to slip past (crowded work place) where they didn't before.

One colleague was having trouble with an ex and another pipes up and says don't worry if there's any trouble we'll get muscles on him and squeezes my arm. Really confuses me because I'm nowhere near big.

Have I just changed a lot and not realised?

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>>41137716

Ive had several nurses and doctors be surprised as fuck when they hear I have diabetes, high blood pressure, hypothyroidism etc. because I look like Im in such a good shape.

Not sure if it counts as an actual mire but definitely felt good to hear someone acknowledging my physique which I've worked hard for.

>>41139149
Kek

>>41137949
Girl recently came up to me before class and started taking. I guess I gave some autistic responses because she doesn't even look at me anymore.

>>41139048
>would of
niggers gona nig

>>41139143
It was the first bar of the night O wasn't drunk enough

What does this even mean?
>buying some clothes
>can't find a pair of khakis in this one style so ask for help
>I'm wearing pretty tight fitting clothing so show it off to explain my situation
>girl tells me about the elastic/stretchy jeans
>"they don't make khakis in the 360 Sex, uh flex" *looks down at the ground*

>>41137949
I feel you man. several colleagues have chatted up to me in the past about my improvements but I can never keep the conversation going

>>41138543
Holy shit, you gained 95 pounds in muscle?

>>41141152
she was thinking of her favourite squat plug that she misplaced in the khaki section last week

>>41139693
Fukkin got me

>>41139738
you'll get there friend. keep working.

>>41138449
>You are so big
>you too
did you call her fat, basically?

>>41141152
freudian slip, she wants the dick

>finish set of Squats
>not a ton of weight but still a pr because ayy lmao SS
>gym crush is there
>decide to glance at her using a mirror
>turn to mirror and make eye contact with her
>she looks away
>she was looking at me
What did she mean by this

>>41138675
Where I am we dont have gay clubs. I will never be mired by dudes, wich js purest form of miring. Why live?

>>41140330
>and started taking
WHAT WAS SHE TAKING?!

>>41137880
This man speaks the truth.

i have countless ones but here are some i can remember just off the top of my head:

>fucking this girl
>she was pleasantly surprised when we got naked cause i'd been cutting
>going at it cowgirl
>she pulls herself off my dick halfway through and rubs up against my abs using them to masturbate

>with ex gf
>happily banging one night
>just nutted and need a moment to re-boner
>she grinds against my abs whispering shit into my ear until she comes
used to love that one. she would always get horny as fuck whenever i took my shirt off

same ex:
>used to shower with her after we fucked
>used to wash her hair and in exchange she would massage my back
>would always work her way round to my abs and chest
>soapy bliss
>would then proceed to wank me off
typing this makes me miss her

>playing drunk twister with my friends and his flatmate's cute cousins, both of whom were interested in me
>end up having to shower naked when i spun the board thing
>the two girls come in to watch
>fucked the hot one later that night

>queueing up for cloakroom in club
>its halloween and i'm dressed a greaser from grease
>talking to girl dressed as catwoman, she's looking good
>as i'm at the front of the queue ask her if she wants to get a drink
>she doesn't
>cloakroom attendant asks for my jacket so i take it off revealing my tight ass white tshirt for my costume
>hear her behind me say "wow"
>she agrees to go for drink with me
>unfortunately lost her after i went for a cigarette, still appreciated the mirin

last one for now cause i cba
>waiting for dealer to come and deliver his mandy to me in town before we hit the club
>club's PR girl comes over to us and asks what we're doing that night
>i say going to that club over there
>she gives us some flyers and shit
>see her later in the club when there's more light
>she looks good, she's pretty with good tits
>get talking to her
>end up back at her flat
>fuck her
>she says i have the best ass she's ever seen

>>41138543
Girls love to be intimated. If you can approach them without spilling your spaghetti all over the place then they'll melt like butter

>>41137716
>walking through hall of building before class
>see buddy sitting, studying
>6/10 girl across the hall in booth studying
>say, "hey how's it going"
>girl and buddy both look up
>girl has smile on her face
> Buddy says studying for test
>girl looks sad
>keep on walking

I was mired r-right?

>>41141981
Pics of abs? Curious to see the definition of your girl could rub one off on them

>>41142155
no pics on my computer and lost my phone 2 weeks ago. i'm bulked now anyway so there's not much to see. they weren't even that good. hoping to lean out enough to get em back for the summer

>>41137857
yo, honestly the best way to get over this is make goals for yourself to overcome the fear.

A few years ago, I made it a goal to ask a new girl out once a week that was a total stranger. I would just force myself to go up to some pretty girl: I would tell her I thought she was gorgeous, and that if we didn't cross paths again I would hate myself for not asking her out on a date. So I would ask her on a date, exchange names, smiles and numbers.

Hell yes, I got turned down. Many times. They have boyfriends, find the situation awkward, or might just genuinely not interested.

But, now....I have no fear. I may get turned down, but better that than never trying. There were many girls, fucking really pretty ones, that I didnt think I had a shot with...I would have missed out on all of those ones that did say yes.

All of you, you gotta fuckin try. Its your duty to yourself.

>2013
First bulk, went from 190ish to 215 at 6'2", gained plenty of muscle and quite a lot of fat, hit 1/2/3/4pl lifts for a couple of reps on all of them. Everybody was like
>"wow anon you got really buff", "hey everybody here comes muscle man"

>2014
Decided to cut for 12 weeks, back down to 190 but properly ripped although i looked kinda skinny for my height. Lost a bit of strength too.
>"Jesus man you are ripped!" "Wow anon are those abs?" Both male and female friends mirin hard, a dude even offered me money for coaching.

>2015
Second bulk. Doing texas method, training and eating like a mofo, even creatine was involved. Now weighing 220 lbs. Hit 315 bench for 3, 5 plate squat, 550 deadlift for a double, still kinda lean, veins popping out everywhere but abs dissapeared. Conditioning better than ever, feeling like an absolute monster.
>"Did you gain weight anon?" "Ur lookin kinda chubby, pal" "When are you getting back in shape like last year?"

>2016
Quit training for 3 months due to various reasons, lost all gains, around 15%bodyfat.
>"Hey anon u lost weight again, i like it!"

Fucking plebs lol

>>41142284
lol you stole my line

i swear to god i posted that shit on here years ago.

>be a recovering fatty
>tonnes of cardio
>nothing beats the feeling of just strolling along feeling good
>spy my bus coming from afar
>look ahead, next bus stop is equally far
>sudden overwhelming competitive urge arises
>tell myself that i WILL make it to that stop before that bus gets there
>set off at a good sustainable pace
>bus is gaining too fast
>sprint
>we reach the stop together and the driver pulls over for me
>fuck a bitch im mirin myself

>>41142535
i had the opposite experience

>do TM after SS for a solid strength base
>not as strong as you but still get strong by regular folk standards
>comments everywere about how big i have gotten
>one night in a bar i ended up standing at the bar while a bunch of random strangers and mates poked at the separation in my quads, was hilarious

>>41138420
oh you think a bro's mires are empty do you? well fuuuuuuck you buddy

unspoken mires are the best. having half the gym stop their conversations to watch you bust out some heavy weighted pull ups or bar bending squats is the best feeling ever

>>41142768
This is how I started running in 7th grade.

>>41140069
I don't get it

>>41142861
Nobody cares if DYELs mire. The most valuable mires are from dudes who are expirienced lifters and pretty strong themselves. And from hot chicks, obviously.

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>>41139800
I have a great fear that when I've made it one day, only something like this would happen to me.

>office cutie
>walk in to her office
>she's mirin some other guy who lost a bunch of weight
>"I-I've been working out too
>"oh...cool. so anyway"

I'm never gonna make it....

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>>41137716

>miocene era
>be exploring savanna
>spot 10/10 female with strong brow ridges
>already dominated by prognathic tCHADensis providing her with ample archaic antelope steak
>saber tooth attacks, tearing tCHADensis and offspring to bits
>expose my maxillary canines and pound my chest
>saber tooth fucks off
>instant gratification from female hominid with vaginal opening
>mate and have beautiful bipedal offspring
>mfw tCHADensis couldn't swing lmao1branch

>>41138213
Nope. Talk to other bitches and improve yourself. Don't center your happiness around women.
For lot of women confidence and style matters a lot more. She was just being a dick.

>>41142245
ab routine?

im so fucking pissed, im such a faggot ass pussy

>have legit 8/10 face
>be tall
>getting license renewed and taking picture
>see 7/10, make clear eye contact a couple of times, especially the last one which was pretty clear
>she gets called, im after her
>she finishes up, stands by the exit going through some bullshit pamphlets on the wall after being completely finished and alone
>I pass her and don't say shit

what the fuck is the point of being attractive if I always come up with an excuse not to approach random ass girls?

>I dont have a car right now, no point in getting her number

yeah, bullshit, I could have gotten it for my own ego. She wasn't even hot, I was out of her league

/rant

>>41137981
I do that pre workout all day every day.

>be me
>getting psyched for new squat pr
>load up bar with lmao4plaets
>qt3.14 trainer walks over
>"Jeez are you sure you can lift all that weight?! Looks dangerous!"
>Flex a glute
>"you tell me"

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>>41143612
Hello, bro. I have this same problem. "I don't have x yet, so no point talking to her" FUCKING EXCUSES! Seppuku me!

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>>41143540

>>41138213
this hit home hard, damnit if it wasnt for my jew nose, i look like if i fell i would drop shekels like sonic

>be poor college student
>make eye contact with /fit/ chick a couple times
>thought it was a coincidence at first
>it keeps happening
>eventually muster courage to speak to her
>doesn't seem disinterested, but doesn't seem interested
>going to ask her out for lunch this friday, probably going to get shot down

feels meh

This is slightly more related to clothing, but without being fit clothing doesn't look anywhere near as good on you so I'm calling it both
>had get headshots done on tuesday
>panic slightly because all my nicer clothes were purchased when i was 20 lbs lighter as a skelly, but they still didn't fit well then
>try on shirts and most fit way better, close to perfect, makes my pecs, shoulders and lats look great
>wear shirt to class because going to shoot photos right after
>catch half the class looking at me during the lecture, including the TA who positions herself very close to me (like the slightest nudge backwards of one of my shoulders would've bumped her)
I can't wait to get even bigger and outgrow these clothes

>be me
>cold approach girl
>1 girl directly in front of me and one behind the girl im talking to stare me down the entire time

made me uneasy as fuck

>>41139149
nice

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>>41137949
I knows them feels bro...

>>41142044
I can carry a conversation without problems, I just can't get rid of the fear of talking first. How do I initiate, what do I say?

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>>41137908
>Go to bank
>post workout, wearing tank and short shorts

They weren't mirin. You just looked like a fucking weirdo, thats' why they were looking at you.

>at house party
>dyel as fuck
>girl asks me to come outside for a smoke (she gave me one)
>start talking about random shit and she says "you're actually quite buff" feels my arm
>reply with fucking "yeah you too"

>>41144124
>delusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeOrBXEhOSA

>>41143765
Solid

>>41144553
Well meme'd

>>41144556
>girls like when guys look put together and wear nicer clothes
>must be delusion
Try leaving your basement once in awhile, anon. This is very basic shit

>>41144630
>>girls like when guys look autistic and wear clothes two sizes too small

yeah nah. Unless you fucked one of them, they werent mirin you

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>>41144716
>mires only count if you have sex
Where do you think we are, lad?

>>41144762
JUst doing my bit to keep you betas in line. Call me when your "gains" get your dick wet boyo

>>41144856
>Call me when your "gains" get your dick wet boyo
Why? You want me to come and make a cuck out of you, bby? Because I don't need gains to make that happen

>>41143765
>tell us some real stories about you being mired
>implying that this story ever happened

>>41144915
Just make sure your mommy buys you a new tshirt before you try, big boy

0 mires from lifting, can we tell general mire stories?

>>41144973
I'm sure your mom would be more than happy to oblige that after she gets me some post workout tendies

>>41144983
>/fit/

>>41145016

In the british sense.

>>41142284
Yep. Desensitizing yourself to your anxiety through exposure is the only thing that 100% works. Nofap, meditation, and getting fit are great supplements. But they must be done with a conscious effort to remove your awkwardness with women.

>>41137857
this happened to me plenty as a DYEL manlet, gains did help, but facial aesthetics is king

>>41137857
>>41142284
>>41145161
It's leddit but here's some legit advice: https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/4rmg14/4_steps_to_feel_fearless_approaching_women/

>>41142768

>fuck a bitch im mirin myself

Based Anon

https://snag.gy/reWfFl.jpg

>>41137716
>be me
>wear well fitting clothing.
>girl from work keeps paying for hotels to fuck in
>cannot cum in her
>half of it is deathgrip syndrome and half is I know its a trap
>I just want to work and make money.
fuck

>>41144251
>punch her in the gut
>wait for reaction
>scream "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRAH"
>ask her if she wants to do the outro
>i am daddy5o

>at the club
>dancing with friends
>girl starts backing into me
>starts dancing with me randomly
>starts asking me questions and kissing my neck

Lol she was cute too a solid 7/10. I've only been lifting for a year so I've gone from 6'2 skelly to ottermode

>>41144762

sasha is the best semen demon.

>>41138213
I'm sick of ugly guys complaining. When women are seeking mates, they want a confident guy with his shit together, ie someone who could protect and take care of them. This has obvious evolutionary roots. Looks are secondary to women.

If you don't believe me look up rsd tyler. That dude is living proof that you can get any girl regardless of how ugly you are if you have the right attitude, confidence, etc

>>41145372

kekd

>>41146170
Its obviously both dummy, a girls willingness to fuck you with ANY attitude goes up exponentially with looks.

I went from fat and 5'11 to lean (ish) and 6'3 during university, I've seen the difference first hand.

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>>41139177
>That's what I keep tellong myself so I don't feel so bad about not saying a single word to someone who was clearly interested in me.

>>41138126
post pics boi

>>41139693
did this really happen?

>post pic of me in tank top on IG even tho I'm a dyel manlet
>friend says I look like a model
>feel good even tho she was joking because she's like an actual model

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not exactly a mirin story but I think I fucked up pretty bad bros.

>lifting for 5 months from skelly mode
>looks okish by normie standards but still pretty far away from "making it"
>at gym lifting
>go to the water fountain while resting in between sets
>qt3.14 who is like a 9/10 comes to drink water while carrying one of those square puff things
>her legs/ass are very fit but she doesn't do much upper body
>she is struggling to hold the thing while filling her plastic cup
>"hnn this thing is pretty heavy"
>my autist mode kicks in on overdrive as soon as I realize she is talking to me
>"uhh, want me to hold it?"
>"no it's fine, I got it."
>"strong girl huh? haha"
>"yeah I'm trying hehe"
>"we all are haha"
>"haha"
>she gives me a weird look

I'm pretty sure that was just some small talk even then I blew it. I'm starting to believe the meme that lifting won't help me with girls at all.

>girl sits across from me at uni
>looks at my direction
>makes eye contact
>Former fatty mentality kicks in
>think i look weird/gross/etc and that's why she's staring
>get up and leave

can't get over myself /fit/

>>41137716
>make eye contact with girl
>she holds it and smiles
>I look away

Cure for autism when?

>>41137716
>At work cleaning the floor
>One of the customers says shouts that her daughter thought my butt was cute
>Asks if I work out
>Later that same day
>Another customer asks if I go to the gym because it really shows
>Manager tells me that the girls working in the back always look at my butt as I'm walking by
Fuck that feels so good. I used to be ashamed of my ass because I was fat at the time. Now I'm strong and can wear tight pants proudly. With warm weather on the way too it's good bye thick clothes and hello t-shirts. I can't wait to get mired more. I love a good ego stroking.

>>41146220
>grew 4 inches within a few years as an adult

Hows that dream world you live in going?

>>41146548
Yep. We dated for a while but he was too jealous. Those azns get super jealous I've found.

>>41145010
>>41144973
>>41144915
>>41144856
>>41144762
both of you are stupid faggots arguing about nothing on a Belarusian hedge trimming forum fucking pathetic

>someone using my info for a car that's not mine
>go to police station to file a report
>tell hot young female cop about situation
>"okay sir, we will get back to you as soon we as get more info, other then that, is there anything else I can do for you?"
>"Nope, thanks for all your help"
>"Are you suuure?"
>not sure what's going on
>"uhh, yeah, I think that took care of everything"
>she leans forward a bit
>"You're sure there's nothing else IIIII can do for you"
>really confused now, more concerned about identity theft than my dick
>"Nope, you were a great help, thank you for your time"
>get up and leave, still confused
>driving home
>oohhhhh I get it now

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>at work
>squatting to pick up some mail
>female coworker says ""Careful anon, don't rip your pants''
>I start blushing and she starts laughing hard

felt good tho, mire or just tease.

>just fucked this girl and we both went downstairs to the kitchen to get food
>I'm only in boxer briefs
>She says "wow nice body man"

I was so taken aback cause Ive never gotten complements ever

she also said my back arms and legs are nice

I know it was kind of lame but it made me feel good for the day

>Been lifting for about 7 months going from 5'11 135ish to 165
>Still look like shit, but way bigger than how I started out
>Spent those 7 months unemployed so had nothing else to do besides lift, eat, and sleep
>Finally got a job a few weeks ago and and got uniforms for it
>Used to wearing small everything so I tell uniform guy that I need a small shirt and how big of pants I usually wear
>wear tight fitting pants normally but uniform guy says my legs are too thick for that size of pants
>Then he tells me my chest and shoulders are "way too big" for a size small shirt

I'm still super skelly but it was the first time anyone besides my mom has said anything about me getting bigger. I may sound retarded but fuck it felt good to have someone say something about it.

>>41142829

Thanks for the hearty kek, if pupper was here, he would wish you good gains.

>>41148437
I still get surprised every time I buy clothes and need medium or even large instead of small for shirts.

A girl told me I have big calves last weekend, she might be the one.

How long after starting lifting did mires start for you guys?

>>41139693

the kekest of keks

>>41137949
exercise pick all you can so it becomes your natural way of living... thenn you get pussy.
Dont Forget to eat healthy and lift heavy!

>today
>at gym
>benching 2 plates
>man and his son on bench next to me, benching 15 pounds
>I proceed to do my set, 8 reps
> sit up
>man and son are staring at me with sparkles in their eyes

my 15 seconds of fame right there. lifting has been worth it after all

>>41142768
you're goddamn right anon, godspeed

>>41147351
i know this is not real but made me chuckle anyways

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>>41147374

Spongebob, please

>>41142535
kek

>>41146170
stop scamming naive guys you fucking scumbag.

>come home from deployment
>had literally nothing to do for 7 months except focus on my body/diet
>go home on leave, hanging out with one of my good friends who is a grill
>we've fugged a couple times in the past but don't really talk about it
>she had recently broken up with her bf but they are still on "good terms" and living together
>I crash at her place after a night of drinking
>wake up on her living room couch with no clothes on (except boxers)
>sometimes when I get drunk I take all my clothes off
>kitchen is in the next room, hear lady friend making breakfast
>I get up and start folding up the blankets n shit
>lady friend walks in
>jawdrop.jpg
>"Jesus anon put some clothes on!! (Ex-bf) is gonna get so jealous if he sees you like this"
>he comes downstairs and sees me and her in the living room
>"haha wow man lookin good bro. Anonette can I talk to you for a second upstairs?"
>mfw dual mires

> used to lift and then go to medieval fight practice
> 25lb iron helmet, 80~ lbs of leather/ steel armor, beefy swords and shields.
> already gassed from heavy push day and fighting younger guy just laying into his shield with dual hand axes
>" damn anon I feel like I should take those hits even though they're hitting my shield"

A dorky mire but a mire nonetheless

>>41149191
2-3 months in I saw a definite increase in attention, now im half a year into lifting and lots of hot girls look at me.
Was laying on a couch in the library reading when I look up and see two cuties sitting together turned around staring at me.
Also everyone smiles at me know and friends grab my arms, or back when talking or hug me very tightly.
Was somewhat athletic before, never fat but pretty built. 181 at 5'10, now down to 165. Lost facial fat and the difference is night and day.

>>41150778
>Dual wielding

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>>41139693

>go to waffle house with workout shirt
>order hashbrowns to go because they're low calories and I want a snack
>decent chick there takes my order
>talking while black fatass cooks food(real talk? shit was good)
>chick mirin
>chick offers me her number while we talk
>get a name
>consider calling
>look up name on facebook
>she has kids
>delete number from phone

>>41150808
The axe heads can deflect blows and I like to play dirty and pick people's shields and swords away with the bottom of the axe heads

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>>41140225

>at a festival with some new friends
> have to wear medieval clothes
> chick takes me to her tent to give me one of her boyfriends tunics
> smoking hot little red head
> take my shirt off and her jaw drops
> "ohh no anon you don't need a shirt"
> retardedly blush and say thanks
> remember the one rule to kicking it with this crew is "don't snake any bodies girl
> proceed to be the biggest asshole possible so she'll leave me alone

>>41139693
thx dude, made me laugh

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>>41144121
>41137716

dude.... this happened to me but girl made no eye contact i cold approached her
>see my literal 9-10/10
>crop top
>thin waist
>beautiful face
>mate dares me and i really wanted to approach her
>"Hey you doing this course?"
>"Noi am doing blah blah course"
>sexiest voice
>sit down next to her
>get to know her
>her eyes are glowing, they are bright hazel
>guess her nationality
>"are you half greek?"
>"YES!! omg how did you know?"
>since i am half Greek i knew she resembled a somewhat Greek
>reply to her by saying "its the eyes, i can tell by the eyes" say this slow staring right in here eyes seductively
>she stares right into my eyes with a subtle smile
>the eyes
>the best feeling right now
>get her snap
> next day talk
>retarded me asks her out straight away
>"i am busy with family but probably next week"
>knew i should have waited awhile
>we still have great conversations on phone
>out of nowhere she stops replying to texts

i don't see her much at school but if i do i am thinking of re approaching as i didn't double text or act needy so i don't look desperate. Its been 5 weeks since we last talked or seen each other since its break here.

What do /fit/?

>>41147351
I jejd

>>41137857
This happens to me often. I was walking through town with a friend at 3 am, some girl just yells at us: Holy shit you guys are so hot!

Party just the other day: Wow Anon, you're so cute... ;)
t..thanks..
She had a boyfriend though so didn't make a move, hell who am I kidding i wouldn't have made a move anyway...

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>finish workout
>Leave still have a pump somewhat
>Woman holds door open for me
>Quite visibly looking me up and down
>Just say thanks and scurry out
Idk if it was a mire but it was very uncomfortable

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>always get mired by my gym onetis
>she's always there with her BF

ITS NOT FAIR

>>41146767
Pb in head... or alot of approaching qts outside. Just training

>Taking IQ test with thirty other people
>finish in 5 minutes
>get test back
>200 +++++
>femme looks over
>"wow anon your so smart"
>instantly wet
>make penis expansion serum out of pencil led and eraser shavings
>3 foot cock
>fuck her right thier on the desk
>other cucks sit silently finishing their test

Two girls at work talking after girl 2 had just left her bf

>1: You need to forget about him and go out with someone hot
>2: All the hot guys have girlfriends though!
>1: Anon do you have a girlfriend
>N-N-No
>1: See you should go out with someone hot like anon!
>2: Anon why don't you have a girlfriend?

Fucking dropped more spaghetti than an Italian Restraunt waiter with Parkinsons

>>41150774
Copypasta

>>41143540
fucking lmao

>going into class
>Qt3.14 holds the door open for me
>Make eye contact
>She smiles (pretty cute tbqh)

She was just being nice right guys?

>>41151968
Same shit happened to me, still not used to people noticing me

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>>41138213
>use app where women there are known for their insecurity
>surprised when even 3/10 whores think they are 8/10
>surprised when they put this impossible standards of men like ""6'4 only xD"""
It's like you want to be called an idiot.

>>41150846
Nice detective work senpai

>at gym yesterday
>stand by pullup bar for a bit before i do my set
>2 black chicks are on the stationary bikes facing me peddling at baby speed
>get up and do a set of 10
>as soon as i start, they just start laughing hysterically
>get down and rest
>they stop
>do next set and they burst out again
i dont know why they were laughing at me :(

>>41137716
>sit on rowing machine still tired from running
>Start mirin my own calves
>Really flex it at a side view
>Qt Asian behind me looks at me
>Spill spaghetti and prepare for rowing
Caught her mirin r-right guys?

>>41153022
Don't pay attention to sheboon subhuman trash pls

>>41153022
>carrying about what some nigresses say
neva gunna maek it, im balding and have to shave my head, on some occasion few sluts snickered at me but i didn't give a fuck.

>>41139911
Christ I am so guilty of this sometimes. I'll be walking down the street with sunglasses (so I can keep track of who is mirin) and when a chick actually does look at me for longer than a second I'm like "yeah she was fucking craving a good dicking, I'd tear that ass up" unless she's ugly

>>41152617

Keked

Did you gf her?

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>>41152617
>>41154509
How do you gf somebody? Do you just ask "hey wanna be my gf?" i'm seriously asking, let's say i'll take girl out and she likes me. At the end of the day should i go for the kiss like in those movies or just straight up ask "wanna be my gf?"

Anyone have screenshots of "don't test me" thread? I still laugh when I think about it.

>>41146841
Asslet here, how do I increase soem gains for my ass? Squats? I'm guessing?

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>>41137908
>Tfw day 10 of Ostarine and day 3 of nofap and already seeing improvements

>>41154987
Dem head gains

>>41154987
Man, looking at pictures of shitty tattoos like that makes my stomach completely sink. I'm way too much of a fucking pussy to get a tattoo, can you imagine getting something stupid and edgy and having it stuck on you for the rest of your fucking life?

Any /fit/izens here been dragged to the depths of depression and anxiety after getting a tattoo? Pretty sure it would happen to me.

>>41146220
I know a guy who was on my cfb team as an incoming fresh QB at 6'2 225 and by start of redshirt soph year he was 6'5 250 FB and then his senior year he was 6'7 280 TE before he went pro for a little bit.

>he is white

>be 20yr 6'1 190 bout 12% fat
> week ago my 8/10 roommate had couple of friends over
>today she tells me that they wanted to say hello and thought i was cute and handsome as hell
>they wanted my number and probably my dick too

Pretty good confidence booster. Im not used to getting mired so it was kinda weird

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>>41150846
good work anon

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my mom and dad mired my slightly larger but still skeleton-tier arms

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Just be yourself. Literally. The people who meme this advice don't know SHIT.

When you talk to girls usually you are NOT being yourself. Just act like you do with your close friends, imagine they are there or if you have no close friends just act like you do when you're alone.

You niggers need to realize that everyone around you is a person with problems and insecurities as well, they get up in the morning and live their lives same as you do, you shouldn't feel intimidated by the mundane.

>>41138449
Screeching

>>41154546
It kind of depends on the age. I got with my current gf when I was 18 and did the movie kiss first and right after the wanna be gf thing. If you're older then that probably fool around a bit, kiss for a few dates then ask if she wants to define the couple as something serious.

>>41156139
thanks breh, im going to make it now thanks to you

appreciate it

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>>41143540

>>41156277
no need to be a sarcastic cunt lad

>>41156319
na, bruh. i need obvious logic like that

got any tip son how to spot insecurities on qts?

>>41138213
Make sure you fuck fatties for practice. Don't want to fuck up the chance when you get a good one.

>>41156391
>they're eyebrows
>they're tits
>that little bit of flab at the bottom of their belly
>their nose
They all have these

>>41156419
How can I make use of it? Should I just slap their tits, laugh and walk off?

>>41141705
>>she was looking at me
She wants the D brah

>tfw still think anyone who looks at me is looking at me because I'm doing something weird or is looking at how ugly I am
i think if I ever get mired I'll just misinterpret it

>>41156480
You want me to tell you how to make a girl feel terrible for no reason? I know how, but why would you want too

>>41156491
So I can cheer her up again.

>>41156417
>risking the impregnation of a fatty
>risking a relationship with a fatty

dangerous!

>>41156504
For what purpose?

>>41156512
To make them all doki doki.

>>41156530
I don't know what that means mate. Have a word with yourself

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>>41156545
Low powerlevel, brah.

>>41138675

spread your wings my pretty butterfly

>>41156571
Well it only works if you're attractive and since your an anime paedo, you're obviously not. Oh well

>>41156581
That was gay as fuck, man.

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>>41156586
Rude, you aren't my breh.

>>41141981
>>she pulls herself off my dick halfway through and rubs up against my abs using them to masturbate
Girls do this with a pillow, but holy shit new goal I never knew I wanted this until now

>>41138543
You're probably fat now bro.....

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>>41141981
christ if I had this I think I would have complete and utter satisfaction with my life. I'm gonna have to make it, i must make it.

>>41151223
>>retarded me asks her out straight away
>>"i am busy with family but probably next week"
>>knew i should have waited awhile
>>we still have great conversations on phone
>>out of nowhere she stops replying to texts
It should've been as "hey, I'm doing/going to X, do you wanna come with?" As in your'e gonna do it with or without her, don't hinge it on her

>>41146767
>carrying one of those square puff things
What did he mean by this?

>>41151223
Don't take contact with her again unless face to face, contacting her despite no replies is desperate. Wait for the break to be over and run into her and talk with her

>>41156868
Similar situation
>crush on girl for months, she seems interested as well, ask her out
>she says yes then cancels day of
>try to reschedule, she ghosts
>next time I see her I'm with another girl at a party
>eventually become friends with first girl on normiebook
>catch up a bit on fb, she ghosts me again
>I avoid places she'll be but she asks my friend about me when he sees her

I would post a pic of that confused black guy but I don't have it.

>>41157273

You never reschedule. If she cancels, she should also propose when to meet. If she doesn't, start losing interest until proven otherwise.

>>41157322
Well she said something like she was sick and to reschedule so next time I had a free weekend I asked if she was busy that weekend and no response. I did date other girls but she kind of pops back in my life every now and then so it's hard to forget her.

>>41157273
Sounds like she's shy but likes you. Of course I'm just reading your subjective rundown of the information you have available only so I could be very wrong

>>41137880
most realistic mirin story ever

>>41157377
I'm a bit more pessimistic, kind of feel she might just be trying to keep me orbiting or something and then ghosts when she's dating a dude she actually likes.

>>41157465
Stop giving her the time of day then, turn it around

>>41157500
>>41157377
>>41157322
All replies to this problem are dubs. Confirmed for OTP

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>>41156848

>>41147255
>this
Please stop you autistic fucks we dont need to bring this board down any longer

>>41146767
>I'm starting to believe the meme that lifting won't help me with girls at all.

She talked with you, right? That's already an improvement. It's just training from there. Once you have had a few awkward conversations, you will get the hang of it.

>>41151223
Sounds like she has a boyfriend and took the flirt further than she should have

>>41146841
>assboi here
>I also always got made fun of my ass but now that I squat whenever someone mentions it i can genuinely smile and thank them
>always look at how perky my ass is in the mirror
>never loved myself so much
>why would anyone ever stop working out desu senpai?

>>41156419
their*

>>41156606
Don't worry, I'm starting to think he's nobodies breh, brah.

>>41150784
Do you happen to have pics of when you were 5'10 181? Currently at that height/weight now and want to see what you looked like before losing the weight

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>>41158359
bruh, thats reassuring

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>>41137716

I had a Chinese girl practically cream herself and then fuck me on a daily basis over the next two years or so (we started dating soon after the conversation) because she thought my body was extremely masculine.

Worked out bretty gud

>>41158392
>I had a Chinese girl practically cream herself and then fuck me on a daily basis
Why was I actually thinking about a 2D girl the longest time while I read this?

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>>41158410

Because that's usually where it goes

>tfw moved away from China last year
>fantasize about her on a daily basis
>nofap is impossible

Her ass was 10/10 and I am honestly considering buying a plane ticket to Shanghai just to fuck her for a week.

>>41152617
>well im not gonna be single for long
Proceeds to ask out anonita

>>41154819

Glute bridges

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>studying with a qt3.14 little Asian girl [spoiler] and her boyfriend [/spoiler]
>asks if I want some peanuts
>say yea
>she mentions something that she's making sure because I look like "the bodybuilding type"
>t-thanks you too

I have an attractive face, and and some decent gains, and I'm in college so I get mired all the time.

I never actually do anything about it though cuz I'm too awkward. I used to be okay with girls when I was drunk but I stopped drinking a little while ago.

Even when I was dyel and kinda fat girls would come up and talk to me out of nowhere. I'd usually blurt out some autistic shit and do a 360 and walk away. What do I even say in these situations?

haha same

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>you will never be "mired"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I hate being a skellyfag

>>41158392
>be me
>reading in the library
>it's late afternoon hours and nearly everyone's gone
>qt asian girl sitting near me comes up to me and asks me what i'm doing
>we have a long conversation
>get her number
>eat out together another day, we have a good time
>never see her again

What the fuck why does this always happen to me

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>>41160130

Because you're not assertive enough or you're not fun to be around after an initial novelty wears off.

>>41158128
No bf confirmed, she is introverted who isn't popular at all on social media

>>41156806
Thanks alot for that, i didn't realise how much better that sounds

>>41138675
>I ain't gay, but gay mirin is still mirin
>no homo

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>>41137716
>tfw used to be in really good shape and got mired alot but now have let myself go and can barely remember what its like

>doing an exchange in burgerland
>get mires everyday
>five different girls basically have said let's fuck
>ignore them

I'm autistic as fuck with girls and people are starting to think I'm gay. How do I turn around the boat? I have no problem with socializing otherwise.

>Walking out of college building
>Hold door for some niggerresses
>One of them blatantly checking me out
>Blurts out "damn" in ghettonese

>tfw all your mires are normal and make sense within the situation

I want to post stories of girls going out on a limb in these threads

>>41156591
I see someone is still in their cocoon.
do not worry, young caterpillar
soon you will leave the empty shell you once were

>mr. skeletal/skinnyfat for years
>Work out for 3 months, starting to fill out pants and sleeves
>try not to think much of quite a few glances from most of my woman friends
>One lightly touched my biceps while talking to me

Im still quite small but I guess seeing a bit of muscle definition in me after a long time of being skelly had them staring

>>41143601
squats and dl (srs)

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I was once felt up by an elder relative at a family gathering
She kept squeezing my biceps throughout
I didn't mind

>>41143766
>>41143612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkRmOWBoU-w

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>be me last week
>the gym was almost empty because it was Easter week
>only a couple of old folks upstairs doing cardio, a grill and me
>doing squat
>3pl8lmao
>suddenly this girl, who is a 8/10 in my book, approaches me
>I always wanted to know her, I wanted to ask one of the trainers at the gym what was her name but I rarely see her when I go
>she comes to me and says
>shit, dont fuck this up
>"Wow, you are pretty strong, did you use to do cross fit or something?"
>da fuck?
>I don't want to reply with something meme tier from /fit/
>Im literally standing there without saying a word, one more second and its going to get weird
>
>cough
>"... No"
>she goes back to do whatever she was doing

Im this close to killing myself

>at the groceries after gym
>checking out
>girl bagger compliments my tank top
>"t-thanks"
>guy cashier says "she meant to say nice muscles"
>"oh, ok. i gotcha" spaghetti spills
>girl spaghetti spills
>cleanup on chechout #15
>get my receipt and leave

w-well at least the guy mire'd, right /fit/?

>>41159992
that's literally your fault though

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>>41138449
>"Wow Anon, you go so big!"
>"Haha, you too"

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>>41139693

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>>41141981
>>used to shower with her after we fucked
>>used to wash her hair and in exchange she would massage my back
>>would always work her way round to my abs and chest
>>soapy bliss


> ywn have this

>>41143540
>already dominated by prognathic tCHADensis providing her with ample archaic antelope steak
i fucking laughed

>>41150778
>25lb iron helmet
stfu nigger

>>41137716

I once made eye contact with a girl when I walked passed her.

>>41160290

>pick yourself up
>buy a preworkout
>drink preworkout
>buy yearly gym membership because you'd feel guilty if you dont go
>do bicep curls first few days to feel that ego boost
>start SL or 5x5 with curlbro accessories
>geet mired

ez

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>Post picture of dyel arm on /fit/
>Anon mirin my hand gains

Only time I have ever seen someone mirin me
Feels bad

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>>41160892
>Hold door for some niggerresses
race traitor + white knight
why havent you killed yourself yet?

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I mean it ain't much but

>be me at work
>work at gnc so Bullshit advice and nutrition
>a chinese couple come in asking about samples
>the boyfriend keeps saying it's a bunch of bs and the girl keeps staring at me while arguing with him
>then the boyfriend asks, "oh do you work out and use this?"
>girlfriend, "of course he does look at him."
>mfw

I'm 185 with 20%bf I just have decent shoulders and fat distribution.

Wasn't much of a story but I was flattered in a douche feely kinda way.

>walking through carriages to get to the end of the train
>dressed up in my nice office clothes, slim trousers and fitted shirt
>walk through a carriage full of young African girls (in Australia, so they were legit African) being very loud
>they start to hoot and scream as I walk past them
>one of them yells that they like what I'm wearing
>I'm a fat balding DYEL so I'm not sure if they were genuinely miring or making fun of me

>>41159744
You'd be walking into them after a 360 m8.

>>41163319
Lurk moar

>>41139800
All right when someone says something like this and it's just a compliment, what you say is
>'thanks!' and smile

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> Go into Starbucks
> Ask for Frappachino
> Girl asks for name
> Tom
> Writes name on cup with a heart at the end of my name

I think I'm in love

>>41163517
>Writes name on cup with a heart at the end of my name
They do that with everyone.

>>41163547

Dude let him have this one.

>>41163547
:(

>Sitting in the bus in the morning
>Bus is almost empty
>Girl enters
>decides siting next to me

________________________________

>Hitting the gym very late
>Almost empty
>Doing some weighted planks
>All the iso mats around are empty
>girl decides to take the one exactly next to me

_____________________________

>wearing some retro shorts
>doing some shoulder press on rack
>girl doing squad in the rack next to mine
>look in the mirror
>caught her staring on my ass in between her sets

_________________________________

>enter gym
>talk to friend
>friend tells me I should approach that chick doing hyperextensions because she's staring at me
>"aww no bro, she probably just confusing me with someone else "
>move on
>doing some cable trizeps extensions
>girl comes to me and decides to do her stuff next to me
basically I get often stares but Im confused because I dont consider myself as very attractive

>>41143540
10/10

all of you are under 30

>>41163832
pics?

I had some mires recently

>friends with girl for a while
>she is decent but akward as hell
> both college and 19
> we both alone watching jurrastic park
> fuck she is so akward and shy
> dont make a move because I feel like she would shit herself
anyone have any expereinces or advice on this one?

> girl in class
> actually attractive
> she clearly wants to be friends and talks me up a lot
> I am pretty quiet around people I don't know
> talking alone one time and I make jokes and she laughs too much and gets nervous
> this nervousness made me nervous
> face starts stiffening and twitching during conversation
> I feel my beard to try and hide it

fuck me man maybe I am the autistic shy one

>>41164441
please explain how the fuck any of these were mires

>>41151223
She mightve been waiting for you to ask her out again but you took too long so she lost interest. She also may have just not been interested. Best bet is to not text her but ask her out next time you see her IRL.

>>41164441
oh sorry. these two had been mirin for a while and did so in these interactions.

>>41138543
Cuz you sound like you're bear mode, not lean and shredded. Most women don't like bear mode, but bros respect it cuz they recgonize how fucking huge you are.

>>41164289
I won't post pictures
but I estimate myself facially as 6/10 on a good day
Body isn't really impressive either 6'1 feet and 190 lbs, 20 months of lifting.
I naturally have good legs and glutes though eveything else is average or garbage

>>41164441
Aren't these just incidences of your autism shining through?

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>>41154546
"Where do you see this going?"

can be as simple as that

>>41139911
>she says you're welcome with a hint of sex in her voice

>>41139177
Those are her tits not moles you insensitive fuck

>>41139800
>you really fill out those pants well

>thanks, id like to fill out your pants

Except make it not sound like a scat fetish thing

>>41141783
Anavar