New FPH, old one 300+ Rage Edition Just found this gem : h

>>41128657
it must be sad being fat and alone

also does anyone have the full episodes of my 600lb life with james king and the third part on steven assanti if that ones out yet

>>41128657
Loving this OP. I seriously hope somebody killed her

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Is this possible natty?

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OWWWWWW MUH LEGS

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>tfw you're 30 with the mind of an infant

>>41128808
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>41128808
Holy shit, it looks like a shaved Starbelly Sneetch from Dr. Seuss.

>>41128657

That OP vid will never get old. The butthurt is palpable.

>YOU RAPE YOUR WHORE IN PUBLIC
>IM AMURRICAANN

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>>41128832
This is most women nowadays desu

>>41128847
I can never watch videos like this because they make me cringe so hard. Like, how can you go and make a fool of yourself like that over something that doesn't even matter? Now you look like an idiot and everyone is laughing at you.

>>41128657
That vid is highly infuriating. When will mass-farming whales for what little calcium and muscles they have be legal? The fat can be used as alternative fuel.

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>>41128657
It's ok to get physical when someone calls you out like that right? I mean I wouldn't do it in the restaurant, but follow her and brawl it out on the street. Maybe get a fine, but it would be worth it.

>That video.
Makes me want to follow her out onto the street and shoot her then punch myself in the face to claim I shot her in self defence.

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>>41128912

>>41128912

No, never do that m8. You'll always be seen as that asshole who punches a woman, even if she deserved it.

That's why you film that shit.

>>41128657

She's a cam girl.

http://dudecomedy.co/woman-who-had-viral-blow-up-in-restaurant-gets-exposed-as-a-cam-girl/

>>41129101
You're probably right :/ life is not fair

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another one bites the dust

>>41129123
First tweet pissed me off, second one had me laughing. 10/10

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>>41129167

Tabarius knows what's up.

>>41129158

Turns out it's fake.

When fat people claim that they are fat because of genetics/thyroid and not overeating/sedentary lifestyle, do they mean just themselves or all fat people?

Like do they think all the other fat people are fat because of their own faults, and they themselves are fat against their will? Or do they think that there is no connection between overeating and weight.

They're either super ignorant, or really insensitive to other fat people.

Oh my god : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPlAyrrVdF8

>>41129187
That picture is offensive.

>>41129187
none pizza with left beef

>>41129187
>a giant circle of bread
>either healthy or "yum"
Is there a correlation between lack of taste and retardation?

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reminder to have some self awareness

>>41128854
westernization was a mistake

>>41129210
Haha that lip piercing.

"Man I sure am fat and gross, maybe if I pierce my lip I can still look cool when I'm pushed around the grocery store"

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Mobility scooters should be activated by swiping a card into it that's given by prescription, and fat people should never be given that prescription. Just like they shouldn't be given handicap placards. Maybe give them fattycap placards that require them to park as far away as possible from the doors.

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>>41129255
Piercings on cows have been popular for a while, anon

>>41128808
George constanza?

>>41129255
That's not a lip piercing, she just accidentally ate a fork and some of it went through her lip.

>>41129210
The guy seems unironically retarded from the way he talks

>>41128657
That was unbelievable, from
>stop making out
To
>you were literally having sex and trying to rape me

>>41129279>Implying doctors nowadays aren't fatties themselves and wouldn't prescribe such a card out of sympathy for their fellow fatties.

>>41129135
>people pay to see this thing naked

>>41129302
Doctors should have their pay lowered based on BMI/bf%. Makes no sense doctors should be unhealthy.

>>41128738
As far as I know, there's not going to be a part 3 of the Asanit brothers progress. The younger brother (the one who's not a sociopath) did an AMA on Reddit where he basically said TLC isn't doing a 3rd part to their story.

>>41129238
And yet you dislike us muslims being in Western countries and teaching you some basic morals.

>>41129319
That would probably be seen as some sort of discrimination, at least in the US. Since it seems like half the country believes that being fat is """Healthy""", and a large chunk of the country is overweight to some degree. Despite the evidence linking obesity to dying earlier, nobody seems to take it seriously as a health condition.

>>41129383
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY BOARD, SARACEN SCUM

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>>41129383
Islam apologists not welcome.

Also you faggots get just as fat as westerners when given the opportunity, see UAE.

>>41129383
>fiddling kids
>basic morals
Heh

>>41129383
>Fucking goats
>basic morals

Yeah alright

>>41129477
Stop posting that bullshit map its a complete fallacy

>>41129573
Prove it.

>>41129573
>S-stop posting that map that proves that Muslims were in the wrong! I want to keep hating on anglos and Christianity!!!

Yeah nah

>>41128912
T. Future domestic abuser

>>41129596
Literally nothing wrong with domestic abuse.

>>41129207
They're lazy and really just don't want to admit their lifestyle.

>>41129616
>domestic abuse
>abuse
>nothing wrong

t. Current domestic abuser

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>>41128657
She needs a wrench forcefully implanted into her skull

>>41129187
>make pizza healthy
>by removing all the vegetable/fruit and cheese
looks like we found the missing link between regular dietary retards and the "i boiled the calories out of this 4kg chocolate cake so it's ok" crowd

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>>41129210
>That was intense

>>41129383
>muslims
>basic morals

>>41129210
fucking disgusting

>>41128657
>when tumblr leaves its parent's house

>>41128832
this is all women these days.

I know millionaire programmers and lowly teachers.

all of them are 6 years old.

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>>41128844

>>41129840
>you can be fit and have a social life and enjoy pizza and bacon
these people are pathetic, investing 2-3 hours a day working out some how strips you of activity for the remaining 20+ hours in day.

at least those comments were good anti-rage

>>41128815
wew looks like she dipped her foot into a dorito crumbs

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>>41130129
>go to work
>go to play practice with people who don't talk to me
>workout
>eat
>go to sleep

I don't have a life, so maybe they have a point desu

>>41129238
you mean cultural marxism?
>>41129383
fuck you dirty fucking muslims. fucking disgusting. kill yourself and not the suicide bomb way faggot.

>>41129224
>>41129777
Isn't it calzone tho?

>>41129840
>tried so hard in sports he couldn't get laid
fucking kek

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>>41129289

Kek

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>>41129383
>raping because of erections, child brides, polygamy, fucking instagram whores
>morals

>>41129853
obviously fake

>>41129477
Shouldn't you count the Spanish reconquista among the crusades?

>>41130333
No?

>>41129279
Sorta related

>be me 5 or 6 years ago
>had minor surgery where they made a small cut into my lower abs
>pain killers made me sick so I wasn't taking them
>go to Wal-Mart with a friend to buy some food a day or two after the surgery
>I can walk but it's not comfortable and I'm a little slow
>decide to take a scooter because I've earned it
>last scooter
>get there and start to scoot away
>fat person behind me looks visibly angry that I took it before they got to it
>fatties throughout the store look made at me for using it assuming I'm just doing it to be a dick
>leaving and saw an old person coming into the store
>got up and offered it to them before any fatties could take it

>>41130489
>got up and offered it to them before any fatties could take it

You're a real bro

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>>41128815
FUARRRK I WAS EATING

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>>41130489
>got up and offered it to them before any fatties could take it
Nice

>>41129225
how tall was this guy?

>>41130536
He'd be around 6 foot.

>>41130564
cant be, 80kg at 6 foot is not 'fat', i'm 5'9 at 80kg myself, while i do need to lose weight (i'm planning to once i hit 1/2/3/4), i'm nowhere near that amount of fat.this guy is probably < 5'5

>>41129383

the b8 is strong with this one i audibly KEKd

>>41129187
This is pizza? I thought it was a cheeze stuffed bread thing. Which, to me, looked relatively appetizing.

>>41129383
>goat fuckers, child rapist, beating women for being gang raped, beheading infidels, cutting off thieves hands

We don't want to destroy all of our good western ideas, we just want to change how women and betacuck enablers act

>>41129255
>Pushing that thing around the grocery store
I mean I know a lot of people on /fit/ are into deadlifting but damn

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>>41129224
I'd eat it. I'm addicted to bread, sometimes I'll linger in the bread section of the grocery store to just smell it.

>>41130246
Calzone is a bread pocket filled with tasty stuff, like cheese, tomato sauce and whatever you might think of getting on a pizza.
That thing there is no calzone, just some bread and ham.

>>41129573
AD 632 -- Muhammad’s death.

AD 635 -- Christian Damascus fell to invading Muslims.

AD 636 -- Christian Antioch fell to invading Muslims.

AD 638 -- Christian Jerusalem, and later Alexandria, fell to invading Muslims.

AD 650 -- Muslim armies reached Cilicia and Caesarea of Cappodocia. In the same period Muslim forces carried out raids on Cyprus, Rhodes, Crete and Sicily, carrying off thousands of Christian slaves.

AD 668 -- Muslim armies laid siege to Constantinople. They were repulsed.

AD 711 -- Muslim armies invaded Spain. By AD 715 they had conquered most of Spain.

AD 717 -- Muslim armies again laid siege to Constantinople. Again repulsed.

AD 732 -- Muslim armies invaded France. Charles Martel stopped them at Tours.

AD 792 -- The Muslim ruler of Spain, Hisham, called for a new invasion of France. An international Islamic crusade was assembled, and was repulsed by the French.

AD 827 -- Muslim warriors invaded Italy and Sicily, terrorised monks, and raped nuns. Sicily was held by Muslims until AD 1091.

AD 846 -- Muslim armies reached Rome, where they forced the Pope to pay them tribute.

AD 848 -- France was again invaded by Muslims. And again repulsed.

AD 1059 -- Pope Urban II launched the FIRST Crusade.

We can do this all day, Muhammad.

>>41128657
Reminds me of the time I did sign up to Planet Fitness but nope the fuck out when I saw the pizza after my workout.

>>41130796
>fph thread turns into a discussion on the crusades
This timeline is getting weird.

>>41130836
I had to workout at planet fitness for about a month when I lived with my dad. It wasn't bad, and I meat some really jacked guys while I was there, but I really missed barbell workouts.

>>41129319

No they shouldn't, doctors are free to do whatever the fuck they want with their bodies in their free time

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>mfw posting in a fat people hate thread while munching down on pizza

Dirty bulking is still a thing, right?

>>41130877
Youre lucky I never once saw anyone at the barbells, just me not knowing what to do but do it anyways and the fat fucks at the treadmills looking on

>>41130900
I wouldn't worry too much anon. I bought a pack of knackwurst and I'm going to enjoy iy.

>>41130887
I disagree with his statement about lowering their pay, but I do believe that healthcare professionals should at least be semi-healthy. I've seen some fat as fuck doctors and it always kind of rubs me the wrong way.

>>41128657
You can see the insecurities this woman has due to the fact that she just attacks the girl even if she is talking to the guy. The GF must be a real qt

>>41130900
it's all about moderation, anon.

>>41129383
>Fucking little girls

>basic morals

>>41130917

Understood, but that's freedom

>>41129224
>waaah everything must be perfect because I'm too spoiled to just eat like a man

You right now

>>41129319
What about Ob/Gyn? I dont want some Chad looking at my cooch and me getting all hot and bothered while he sticks his fingers in to look around

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>>41129383
One of the strictest Muslim countries is also one of the fattest in the world.

The rich Muslim nations have high rates of obesity.

>>41129207
That would require them to admit that they have a problem.

>>41130097
There's nothing wrong with being a teacher faggot

>>41131037
I think he was talking about pay when referring to them as lowly, context clue of calling the programmer a millionaire is the key.

>>41128844
No-star master race reporting in.

>>41130996
>not wanting a rich Chad doctor to feel up your cooch

>/lgbt/ is that way

>>41131113
Also realized I have no idea how to link to other boards.

>>/lgbt
>>>/lgbt/

>>41128657
>https://vid.me/W8D6

I don't know if any of this has been covered, but I'm not reading the thread first.

From the comments of this video:

http://dudecomedy.co/woman-who-had-viral-blow-up-in-restaurant-gets-exposed-as-a-cam-girl/

http://turtleboysports.com/turns-out-ginger-cheesehog-anna-storelli-used-to-be-skinny-got-a-boobjob-has-multiple-restraining-orders-and-snapped-after-2-week-virtual-reality-experiment-in-college/

https://www.reddit.com/over18?dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fpussypassdenied%2Fcomments%2F63jfmt%2Fremember_the_woman_that_freaked_out_on_the_couple%2F

http://imgur.com/bTKENfe

>tl;dr she's a crazy, insane, camwhore

>>41129840
damn, the delusion of the comment with the powerpuffgirl pic
>NO!
>STOP!
>YOU CANT INFER ANYTHING FROM THIS!
>STOP STOP STOP DONT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE

>>41130784

don't taller men make more than shorter men too? except we can't really change our height

>>41131279
yeah they make more. more nasty feces in their pants.

>>41131125
>>41131113
Not even gay anon just I would feel weird and possibly hold back my moans of pleasure having him up in there but a hot dentist? That I can do

>>41128832
>Amanda Arch Photography

She paid someone to shoot this.
She actually went to a professional and explained this scenario with a straight face, and then followed through with it.

>>41131341
She is Amanda Arch.

Might be even more pathetic, thinking this will be good for business.

>>41130489
Good lad

>>41131329
make a porno

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>>41129383
>fucks helpless animals
>fucks also kids
>insanely high crime rate
>talks about morals
fugging KEK

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>>41128832
She should be taking photos of her kids doing it instead of this bullshit. Truly sad.

>>41131341
>>41131354
Knowing that most women find this kind of shit "fun" and "empowering" seriously makes me consider either killing myself or going gay.

>>41131454
PUT DAT PENI$$$ INTO PU$$$Y

>>41131454
I dont know how empowering it is having your face look like a dragon just bukkake all over it

>>41131013
Salim will never respond to undeniable facts m8, just call him a muzzie cunt

>>41130900
order a thin crust, but don't eat the crust without cheese/sauce/topping on it

>>41131393
also forget to add that slavery is still a thing in muzzie countrys

>>41128854
>>41130097
>>41131454
Guys on 4chan always know only a very specific, not that common, type of women.

>>41129210

What's up with TLC and their constant documentaries on the obese?

Thought that was a job for animal planet

>>41131741
This is literally nearly every woman I've ever met, from first year college freshmen, to recent graduates, even to College professors and people my mom's age.

I fail to see how it's "not that common"

>>41131771
People watch it.

TLC Discovery THC "syfy"
They're all dead trash that no one watches because they stopped making the type of media that people want to watch on their channel.

>>41129210
That black guy pulling the kid away was hilarious. The kids I nanny always ask "why is that person so fat" pretty loudly whenever we see beasts like this. Another frequent question is "If they're so fat why are they eating so much chocolate?". Poor guys are gonna have a rude awakening later in life.

>>41131741
Its more common than you think just because you yourself, a femanon I suspect, are oblivious to it doesnt mean its not happening.

>>41130900
I was doing good in my diet, had about 5 pounds left to be happy, anyone 10 to be where I wanted to be. Then I got vertigo last Sunday and it causes me to have some anxiety and I've been comfort eating since then and not going to the gym. Gained 5 pounds now :(

>>41131813
That reminds me of the time I took my kids (4 and 5 at the time) shopping with me and my son spotted a women wearing a niqab and screamed that it was a monster. I was embarrassed as shit and prayed to baby jeebus she didnt hear him

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Why do fat people always seem to drink non-diet soda? If they know they have weight issues, and they know sugar causes weight issues, why do they always have to drink regular soda? Is the taste difference really that much for them?

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>fat girl tries to roast me
>tell her she's my new bench goal
>mfw

>>41131829
Not a femanon, I just know females, very few of whom are like this. Actually, to such a degree, that they also criticize the most ridiculous tumblerina-esque people themselves, even though they might not think of it as tumblr-thing in particular.

I mean, hardcore SJW-women exist all over the globe, just like SJW-men, and even though the women are probably larger in number, relative to the men, they also have their sane counterparts

>>41129383
nigga you shit on instagram models

you are the least moral most debauch faggots on the planet

>>41129383
you never learned any in the first place

>>41129383
and yet you're destroying civilization

>>41131900
retardation

>>41131928
next times time she tries tell her to roast as hard as she was roasting that KFC coz otherwise you´re gonna destroy that bitch

all these losers trying to bring knives to a gunfight are just begging for alphas to BTFO them

>>41131302
T. Manlet

>>41130489
>>leaving and saw an old person coming into the store
>>got up and offered it to them before any fatties could take it

excellent

>>41132139
>tell her to roast as hard as she was roasting that KFC

that's lame

you would be a shit battle rapper

>>41130796
Sicily held by muslims 827-1091
I thought Duke Rollo of Normandy conquered it from the muslims in the 900s?

>>41130784

An extra 7k per year, and these idiots still choose to be fat.

>>41130489
I have a similar story
>Absolutely fucking mangle my foot in a workplace accident(foot in lawnmower)
>A couple broken toes and some major lacerations
>Crutches for 6 weeks, reduced mobility for another ~4
>Go to grocery store like 5 days after it happened
>Walking on crutches, foot completely wrapped in bandage, all doped up on painkillers
>No scooters at the front
>Trying to carry a basket of shit while on crutches
>shit's not going well
>See all 3 scooters over the course of my shopping occupied by fatties
>They all avoid eye contact with me so they won't have to give up their scooters and walk for 10 minutes
>Store manager eventually notices my plight and gets a stockboy to carry my basket for me while I finish up

Fucking fatties

>>41131900
>muh aspartame
You wouldnt believe how many still believe this shit

>>41132699
Why would I give up my delicious and healthy Pepsi made with REAL cane sugar for Aspartame which will give me diabetes?

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>>41130796
Seeing France BTFO the Muslims brings a smile to my face

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>>41132665
fuck that story triggered me.

>remember they'll probably die in 5-10 years from their own disgusting habits.
>relaxed again

>>41132421
I wish we were still /fitlit

>>41130579
you probably lift; this guy definitely doesn't

>>41130564
Can't be. 80kg at 6 foot is the upper end of healthy bmi. I'm hardly under 80 at 6'2" and I look way skinnier than him, even though I'm not aesthetic at all.

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>>41129383

>>41131871
>gained five pounds in two weeks
teach me your bulking ways pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVD18q_AEaQ

>>41131771
have you noticed they are all extremely obese. its my 600lb life, not my 300lb life. Its so 300lb-erscan feel good about not being 600lbs.

>>41128815
Was eating a burrito...
Was...

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>>41132665
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

See that is some bullshit. Those fat fuck should have avoided eye contact out of shame. They eat themselves into a "disability" and waste resources for people who actually need them.

>>41129210
Would love to drop her off in the middle of the desert

>>41130753
Come to France

>>41128808
if you block out everything above the belly, it's a 10/10 woman's body

>>41128815
what is that shit...? and why does it happen, scientifically?

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>>41132139
i cringed

>>41130789

The Low Cal Calzone Zone

>>41130796
>THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!

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>>41128808
He looks like the middle-aged fusion of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

>>41134172
dumb anime poster

>night school
>just finished an accounting test
>chilling in the hallway contemplating how I'll take the class again next semester
>pass a few minutes, fatty comes out of the elevator
>sits down next to me
>visually panting
>looks to me and says "I made a run to dunkin donuts! I did a test so I deserved the reward!"
>had a large drink filled with god knows how many additives
>could smell the sweetness 10 feet away

I hate fat people /fit/, I really do. Using a test to excuse a 1300 calorie beverage is fucking disgraceful.

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I browse fph threads and watch My 600 lb Life Episodes every time I eat dinner to give me inspiration. Thank you desu~

>>41133341
If you think this is real, you got memed.

>>41133307
well it was my birthday weekend when I got sick so on friday I had dinner with my family and had desert and then on saturday I had a pool day bbq at my friends place and ate a bit thinking i'd be just working it off on sunday but woke up sick sunday. Ate a lot of crackers because it was helping my stomach and drinking ginerale and since then I've just been eating lots of carbs and shit. Dirty bulking

>>41128844
Underrated kek

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>>41128815

>>41132665
pics of mangled feet?

>>41130579
>>41133092
Yeah, I'm not even down to 175 and don't look anything like this guy. I might have had that much of a gut at 205. Maybe.

>>41130784
Gee, it couldn't possibly be that people who are more able bodied and outgoing are somehow more productive and thetefore more valuable employees.

>>41133151

That cant possibly be true. Im just under 80kg (175 freedom units so like 79.5ish i think) king of the manlets at 5'11" (1.8 commie length units) and im fucking auswitzch as fuck

>>41129383
What morals would that be?
Not eating ham?
Not drinking alcohol?
Killing innocents in the name of allah?
Yeah your people are fucking saints compared to us sinners.

>>41135774
Out of everyone I've ever worked with, I can only remember a single pleasant hamplanet. Every other one was either a massive tool, or nondescript and I simply don't remember them.

Oh wait, the single nice one was a guy. Well nevermind then.

This guy >>41135889 again, just wanted to say i actually checked my bmi and its 24.4 and the cutoff for overweight is 25. So you were right but bmi is retarded.

I dont even lift but im skinny enough to have visible abs from sports (ultimate frisbee) and im almost overweight? Wtf? I knew i had broad shoulders and a relatively big frame from my height but either bmi is retarded or i have a freakishly disproportioned body. Maybe both

>>41129210
>Juggalo sticker at 0:02
Oh of course

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>>41128832
Her face in the 2nd shot is so fucking grotesque.

It reminds me of those girls with microcephaly.

>>41128815
POP OFF JAMES

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>>41135986
This is now a hooligan thread.

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>>41136030

>>41131900
I have a fat coworker who starts every work day with a candy bar and a soda. He's border line diabetic and claims Aspartame causes cancer. There is no helping these people.

>>41129210
I fucking lost it at about 00:30 when she went for the XXXXXXLLLLLLLLL DIET COKE

Triggered me so hard

>>41132665
fuck I wanna go fight some fatties

>>41129210
You think they fugg?

>>41128815
Anyone else have an odd desire to clip those nails/dead skin. Its kinda like popping pimples

>>41133796
Could be wrong, but.
When you get that fat your blood circulation to your feet and legs becomes shit, and are affected because they're farther from the heart. So what happens is your feet start to rot away slowly as your circulation diminishes, that's when they cut off the legs.
You can see the dark spot from bedsores where the flesh is starting to die or already dead.

>>41129477
i wish i had the energy to explain how dumb that map is to you dickless trump supporters. this is coming from someone who doesn't like islam. stay on topic faggots

>>41130565
This actually pisses me off , fat or not ,who the fuck thought that was a good idea , she probably fucking broke her face , fucking idiots

>>41130565
to be fair that was bound to happen to someone

>>41130784

So if they lose weight, they'll be healthier AND richer? Sounds like an amazing opportunity.

>>41130489
Just had shoulder surgery. Maybe I'll take a spin in walmart mobile.

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>>41129187
is that just crust with slices of ham thrown on top?

>>41129283

Underrated post

>>41130129

>before /fit/
>Spend all of my free time alone in my room on my computer and playing video games
>after /fit/
>>Spend all of my free time not consumed by going to the gym alone in my room on my computer and playing video games

A-at least I've lost weight, right?

>>41131900

Fatty on the road to recovery here.

I just prefer the taste of regular soda to diet soda. Than again, I haven't had soda for almost two months now.

I went to an anime convention over the weekend, I could smell the fatties when they sat near me. HOW IS IT I NEVER NOTICED THIS BE FOR /fit/???

>>41134858
>I WARNED YOU ABOUT CAKE

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old but good:

>be me
>at planet cuckness intimidating people with my 4x12 35 lb curls
>see guy trying to bench on a smith machine
>dude eyeing me like a fag
>look at him to show that I see his homo ass mirin
>he asks if I can spot him
>try to contain my giggles
>i-ive never done this man, but ill try
>hold the bar wrong, purposely stand over his face with my sweat soaked shorts dangling an inch above his nose
>3 reps later "hey man I'm good, thanks for your help but I got it now"
>I dont move "you sure man?"
>"yeah I got it man, see ya"
>alright, I can atleast help you finish this set
>"I'm done now actually"
>come on man! Feel the burn! You got one more! Thats it, one more!
>knock out another 5 like this
>fist bump him and go back to my routine

>>41130524
>>41133558
>eating while you browse fph thread

>2011 worked at mcdonalds
>weekend mornings this old fat woman would work
>literally so bad at working she works fryers, where all you do is put the hashbrowns in basket, drop and hit timer, pull and bag
>bitch is so fat she sweats profusely (working fryers is obviously hot, but not wnough to make an average human being sweat)
>never eat hashbrowns when shes there because her sweat legitimately adds salt to them

More mcfat stories?

>>41132665
quality fph content, thanks for sharing

>>41137704
canadafag here, worked at an A&W.

Also had a fat coworker.
>Always 20+ minutes late
>Always on her phone, roleplaying some literal gay shit online

When business would slow down she would take the tortillas for wraps, and a bunch of jams, wrap the jam up and deep fry the whole shebang. Then she would drop it into our brown sugar mix and coat it liberally.

She would make a ton of these, and other food monstrosities.

>>41130796
i'm glad to have people like you around. i don't care if a FPS thread gets derailed, if you're going to be an islamic apologist then you should be put in your place. i'm tired of people dismissing it due to misplaced morality and sheer laziness. current events are not irrelevant ever, in any thread.

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>>41128738
You are never alone as a fat. You have a supportive Tumblr community.

>>41137772
>When business would slow down she would take the tortillas for wraps, and a bunch of jams, wrap the jam up and deep fry the whole shebang. Then she would drop it into our brown sugar mix and coat it liberally.

she just knew how to take advantage of work man. youre suppoesd to make shit like that

>used to work at a deli
>would roll up meat and cheese together and eat it all day
>was a common thing to have to go take a 20 minute shit and force out a fucking brick-dense log of pure meat

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>>41136630
Or a Dremel tool. Tho you may need an angle grinder + welding mask for that.

>>41131570
Thin crust is superior anyway.

>>41137800
Yeah, sure, but making and eating 12 of them when you're a fat fuck is less "taking advantage of work" and more "continuing down the road to diabetes"

>>41128815
She looks like she had a pedicure done. Who would touch those feet?

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>>41137704
McDonald's opened recently here in Saigon, Vietnam. In the tourist area. It is an interesting science phenomenon how this new gravity well is insta-attracting fat western tourists. They don't speak Vietnamese and are unaware of how the Vietnamese whisper and giggle at the planets now suddenly orbiting our new singularity.

If you go to the backpackers area, you see tons of landwhales trying to carefully sit on those tiny plastic chairs that are 8 tinches off the ground. I once saw the staff trying to accommodate a seriously big boy by stacking like 4 stools on top of each other (he didn't have flexibility to sit down that low), only to require 4 Vietnamese to try and pull it apart after he waddled away.

>>41137806
lmao why doesnt she just buy an automatic

>>41137847
She hasn't. Her nails have grown out that long naturally because she cant reach her own toes and no one else wants to cut them. They look so clean because her feet never touch the ground. There are no hang nails or imperfections with her nails because she lies in bed all day.

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>>41131497
But then you get this problem

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>>41137613
>small fats

>>41137911
>relatively small
>6"

This is bait, isn't it?

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Imagine getting winded walking from your bathroom to your room holy fuck : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxk7pLPECE8#t=150.663573

>>41129238
You mean Jewification. 90% of 2nd and 3rd wave feminist leaders are Jewish.

>>41129210
Was it me, or was all the crinkling of the food packaging painful to listen to?

>>41138038
Obama and Clinton fucked this country over, neither jewish you fucking cuck. Quit lying to yourself.

>>41128815
it looks like fucking coral

>>41128657
>commiefornians don't care when she's shouting about rape and harassment for 5 and a half minutes
>she says "I'm an American" + something about the spic employee and it triggers them all into action
Ayy commiecucks never disappoint.

>>41131934
that is just your social circle, believe me in this, but i've worked as a travelling therapist in multiple towns and i can confirm this shit.

>girls shitting on their healthy lifestyles because there isn't enough drama in their stable relationship
>girls wanting the most but then doesn't return the favors
>girls keep on whining
>girls keep on backstabbing each other

to be fair, i've seen a few good women around but they all revolve on the same principle of being a proper woman (traditional in morals/values)

>>41138008
true bait man, i have a 4.5er but me and my wife always has penetrative sex (i'm 280lbs bearmode, she is 220lbs biggy but changing lifestyle)

>>41138030
>t=150.663573
i'm curious what gave you this weird time code, i'm pretty sure youtube doesn't count milliseconds and smaller

>>41135965
LOL second line killed me

same shit here, worked as the travelling physiotherapist but every coworker that i had that was large is the same fucking way

i cant understand how people get away with it tho, i mean they can do their jobs properly if they wanted to, but they just opt not to

>>41138408
We'll of course-
Do well adjusted women with healthy lifestyles see therapists? Of course not.

Your sample size is biased because you're being exposed to all the crazy ones and not the sane ones

>>41138271
>King Nigger and shillary aren't Jewish
>being controlled by Jews is completely different
...
>calling others cucks

>>41135889
I'm 174, 6'2" and I have some flab around my abdomen. My abs are starting to get more defined, but they won't be visible until I hit 165. My frame is narrow as fuck.

>>41138435
it could be, but my sample size is covering at least 20+ towns/cities of varying sizes, including varying races of women, not including size/shapes

>>41135969
I'm the guy you were replying to (on mobile so finding posts is a bitch.) BMI is a meme if you're anywhere near aesthetic so no worries.

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>>41130170
>Cant make friends at work
>Cant make friends at a social activity involving people with a similar interest
>Cant make friends at the gym

The problem is you anon

>>41138435
also, i'm >>41138432
working as a physiotherapist

>>41137695
>I was a dick to some guy for no reason
Was the guy even fat? This is why you faggots got kicked off leddit.

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>mfw they weight the fatties on 600-lb life and they haven't lost weight. then they wonder "how could this happen"

you know you've been cheating you fat fuck!

>>41129383

>stone woman to death for being raped
>that will teach her some basic morals

>>41138038
Care to provide a source from a reputable journal?

What is the most disgusting episode of my 600lb life? I'm bored and I want to see some disgusting fat fuck.

>>41138907
I've only seen James K and the Assanti ones.

But I feel like those would be a good place to start.

>>41129210
I wonder, once you get to this point, is there anyway to lose weight?

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>>41137800
>was a common thing to have to go take a 20 minute shit and force out a fucking brick-dense log of pure meat

>>41129158
>>41129190
Wasn't it someone else who died but they just used her picture for some reason?

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>>41129210
Sooo sad

>>41130784
only 7 grand, are you sure?

>>41129279

See I too considered preventing fat people from using them. But it's up to the store. All the store cares about is moving inventory and profits. You know who does that better than anyone? Fat fucks. It's a losing battle.

>>41137806
I don't know why she gets posted so much since she actually got her shit together. There's so many other lardasses from that show that deserve to be made fun of over her.

>>41129224
Bread is fucking amazing. Nothing in the world like baking your own bread.

>>41130796
Thank you.

>>41130579
I'm 6'3" 77kg and there's no way an extra like 6 pounds would make any difference whatsoever. Manlet for sure, unless he just has literally no muscle at all.

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Why are voluptuous women so desirable by men?

>>41139761
Real men like meat

bones are for dogs :)

>>41131900
Pepsi Max Masterrace

>>41129383
Your women come to America when they are young and they snort coke and ride miles of dick.

We sell a thing here that they can take back and stick it up their pussy to make their husband think they're a virgin.

:^)

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>>41139785

>>41129383
>all these (You)s

All praise to Allah.

>>41131879
Sounds hilarious

>>41137854
I want to develop a comfortable resting squat and go tour SE asia and just sit around tourist places

>>41130784
That's what laziness gets you

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>>41134858

>>41139761
Fuck why even bother if fat globes get to pick from a platoon of guys?

>>41129210
how do these people find eachother? i mean that woman certainly can't leave the house so how did she manage to find someone?

>>41135986
Would you fuck them? They lack higher brain functions, so it would be like fucking a fleshlight with a pulse.

>>41138949
Not buying 95% of the shit that was in that shopping cart is a start

>>41140408
dude

>>41140463
Is it better or worse than using dead nigger baby's?

>>41137496
Are you me?
At least we're looking better

>>41128815
Imagine licking that

>>41128854
I know a fair number of girls/women and none of them are like that, stop regurgitating r9k+pol bullshit

>>41128912
You're more likely going to jail but it's your life man, I ain't telling you how to live it

>>41128854
It's not.
Go out a little more, virgin

>>41140622
stop watching porn my friend, maybe then these horrible thoughts will leave your mind.

>>41138486
But you're a therapist! Of course every woman you meet during therapy sessions will have issues, that's the reason they're seeing a therapist in the first place

>>41130687
Deadlifting? More like farmer walk, cause this thing sure is a cow.

>>41137854
It truly baffles me when people say they don't like the taste of water. Or that water "has no taste"

Ι would beat the shit out of this dumb fat lard

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>>41138030
>I hate my curviness

Checks out.

>>41139537
Blowjobs are better than bread

>>41141194
Until I started drinking water regularly I felt the same way. Now I crave it when I'm dehydrated. Before I would drink a diet coke or whatever and wonder why I still felt thirsty

>>41128854
>>41130097
You boys need to go outside more. I'm antisocial AT, even I know better
>making vast sweeping judgements about half the world's population
What you guys say isn't mathematically even plausible. Billions of people aren't going to be exactly all the same

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>>41134219

>>41129207
Yes they think it's just them, they're the special snowflake. My mom and sis (when I still spoke to them) would say shit like
"omg it's not fair, I'm not stuffing my face full of burgers all day like other fatties, why am I fat? It's muh genetics"
So of course when the notoriously fat sister (me) grows up and loses the weight, all of the sudden my genetics are magically better than theirs. Mind you in the only one in the family who actually had a diagnosis that would directly affect weight - PCOS. despite being the only one with a legit chronic hormome problem, magically my genetics became healthier because I did lose the weight.

Tldr; yes fatties think they're special snowflakes

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>>41128808
perfect

>>41130887
I don't want a doc living a life full of cognitive dissonance, that leads to all kinds of problems. Anyone decently educated should know better and should be held accountable

>>41128815
POP OFF JAMES

>>41131454
>most women
Maybe the ones you attract- but in General? He'll no

>>41131798
Actually sounds pretty limited experience, especially considering there's billions of women in the world. I guarantee your sample size is too small to accurately judge anything

>>41141194
I drink a lot of water, but certain waters do have a taste. I can't stand dasani water and arrpwhead also tastes funny. Companies actually add stuff to their water to make it stand out on purpose. Different filters, softeners, and minerals will absolutely change the taste of the water.

>>41140943
>physical therapist
>thinking it's the same as a psychologist/psychiatrist
dumbass

>>41129210
how do people not see that this is the behavior of an addict? this is the exact way that a heroin addict would behave in the heroin store.

>"Oh my goodness can I get two of those?... Candy, my love. My favorite part of the entire trip is getting what I want."

>>41128657
what a cunt

>>41140780
>just throw /pol/ at anything that hurts your feefees

>>41128761
Heard she doxxed herself.

>>41129135
>ain'tclickingthatshit.jpg

>>41129224
It's stuffed pizza. Like at Sbarro.

OW MAH LEYGS!

>>41139761
They probably saw the bong so they want to stick with her to get free weed

>>41142682

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZNMjUctKgO

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>>41141649
>all of the sudden

>>41137613
>XXXL
>Small anything

>>41141692
sauce pls

>>41141194
The taste of water depends on the minerals dissolved in it. If the water is distilled then it would truly have no taste, since humans can't taste pure water.

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>>41137800
>was a common thing to have to go take a 20 minute shit and force out a fucking brick-dense log of pure meat

Kek'd hard.

>>41139020
>yoga instructor
>can't even complete the pose

0/10 that fat fucking thigh needs to be parallel to the ground.

>>41140943
I think you might actually be retarded.

>>41128854
Lol no this isn't true. Maybe it's all women who are of your social class. Once you're fit you need to get lit and fa, move to a fashionable city, and you will find high quality women. Good luck.

>>41139761
DUDE WEED

>>41141863
This. I love Dasani, but Arrowhead tastes like shit to me. Arrowhead sparkling water is breddy gud, though.

>>41143735
Can I skip /lit/ and just get /fit/ and /fa/?

Also I live in a small farm town now so none of it matters anyway

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>>41128657
My god, the resemblance...

>>41129302
Fun fact: his picture is a doctor

>>41138008
I mean, 6" is small relative to her fat ass.

>>41144224
it really isn't there

>>41137792
If I ever meet this man I am buying him a drink.

>>41139140
I literally just discovered trailer park boys, and it has gone a long way in improving my opinion of Canada.
>Is Julian natty?