Hello son
How would you like your steak?
>>41125679
medium-rare bitch, fuck me up son
>>41125679
I'll have a salad
Bloody rare, mate
Rare
>>41125679
FUCKING RAW
Well done
>>41125687
It's the perfect way to cook a steak.
>>41125687
i to will have a medium rare
>>41125746
Thanks
With a side of dubs
>>41125746
ruining a perfectly good steak
medium is best
>>41125679
im vegan
>>41125679
Do you have any tuna ?
>>41125679
No steak for me, thanks. Oh, you have falafel? 10 wraps with lettuce and babaganoush.
>>41125679
Inside a burger with eggs and a side of onion rings and beer.
>*then proceeds to punch father in face and take his place at the bbq turning the hot food with his bare hands.
NnJAAAGGRRRGHGGGG!!!!!!!!
>>41128392
yeah boss you show him
It took me nearly twice a long to fill out the captcha than it did to actually type this message, wtf is wrong with this site?
>>41125679
>eating steak
Grill me some tofu and vegetables instead
>>41128392
>Bites into fathers scrotum and steals his testosterone.
>then places steak and testosterone on table and covers it 14 scoops.
>punches ingredients until a shake is formed
>drinks shake
>???
>>41126041
>>41125687
Same for me thanks
>>41125679
medium please.
>>41128392
Walk Hard is disgustingly underrated
raw, then beat him to death, because I am an anarcho-primitivist who believes in neither cooking food, nor the evil restraints of hierarchy
Seven scoops of steak powder.
>>41125679
>>41128356
I'll eat some kangaroo mate. Medium rare
I always ask for medium, because then it inevitably gets overcooked, I end up with a delicious medium-well
>>41128631
Roo is really gamey. I can't handle the taste personally
medium rare because i'm a cookie cutter porn addict
Well done, extra ketchup.
>>41126107