Ottermode vs bearmode

>>41122820
I have a sneaking suspicion the artist is a bigger girl than the girl portrayed in the comic.

>>41122820
you mong otter mode =/= auschwitz and bear =/= beached whale

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>>41122847
I have the sneaking suspicion the artist is a fat man trying to pass as a woman

also
>eating on the bed

>>41122908
I eat on my bed every fucking day for every meal I have

fight me

>>41122820
Why does the fat guy look like a fat faggot hipster version of Santa Claus?

>>41122908
the thought of having sex in bed and then laying there eating greasy pizza and crumbly-ass cookies is nauseating. I can literally feel the crumbs scraping against my bare back as I roll over in bed.

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>>41122934
>for every meal I have

I already feel sick

>>41122978
>>41122908
The guy is literally resting his pizza on her shoulder and following over onto the bed and smoking a pipe with the other hand. No girl would think this is cute.

>>41122934
Grossest fucking thing I have read on this website

>>41122934
I do too
>>41122997
Fuck you

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>>41122934
>>41123057
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>41123057
wanna fug and eat on bed afterwards bb?

>>41123057
>>41122934
Lemme guess. You play video games?

>>41123068
> what are plates

>>41122820
That is such a creepy disgusting image. Does that girl live entirely in a world where men are covered in disgusting piercings and tattoos while either being a skinny crack addict or uncontrollable eater, and its her only conception of an attractive man?

>>41123081
Yes but on a lazy boy
Plus I'm skely
>>41123069
Only if you bring the snacks

>>41123081
actually no, I just stare at the sheets while watching the crumbs pile up

then I take a nap

>>41122934
>fight me
I'm sure your bed is also where you "fight" other men.

I eat food on my bed when the deck is covered in snow.
t. No table/desk and very little floor space.

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>>41122820
>People actually believe this

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>>41122820
Ottermode > bearmode > auschwitz > fat ass

Everything else is a LIE

>>41123202
Ask me how much I can low bar squat for 5 reps though.

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how much?

i feel like normal girls are into guys with a bit of chub but stacy's are into ottermode chads

>>41122820
>t. HAES

>>41123202
Built mode>everything else

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>>41123202
>>41123221
>Carry on with your isolation movements, restrictive dieting and visible abs. Perhaps this will allow you to attract a clueless cardiobunny whore of a gf. Not my style. Never has been. Never will be. No you see I will attract a much more intelligent and perceptive female partner. One who has an appetite for a real man who can call upon his body to unleash a lethal amount of force as one kinetic chain. You sub 200 lb frame means you are not even an adult male whereas I am 1.5 adult males according to Rippetoe.

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>>41123226
1.25 plate