[Theory] Mark Wahlberg (Marky Mark) as the quintessential manlet

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First off, he is 5'7. Please take this into consideration.

In every move he is mostly typecast to a position of authority - police officer, the main antagonist, the hero protagonist etc where he can channel his power manlet energy to do good or evil.

He is also prone to manlet rage as this episode of his earlier life is taken into consideration:

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>At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street, and using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit". That same day, Wahlberg also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punching him in the face. He believed he had left his victim permanently blind in one eye


In the movie boogie nights he plays a young dumb guy with a huge cock. It's obvious in the film that the women see him not as a man but more as a human dildo there.

Also his wife and the mother of his children is taller than him, so he is trying to prevent manlet hell for his offspring.