Are you going to go try the Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino®?

No, I am not gay. Hope it has aids

>>41119773
Fuck off fattie

>>41119790
If by aids you mean sugary goodness then yes.

>>41119795
THICC

>>41119773
Are you 13 years old? Do you like cotton candy as well?

>>41119863
Nigga who doesn't like cotton candy?
The fuck is wrong with you.

>>41119877

t. american

>>41119773
You know we see fats in the same light as drug addicts right?

>>41119887
How long until I fry my brain then? This sugar best kill me fast.

>>41119887
I can't see how. I never saw a fat crackhead running from the police. At least druggies can put the fork down.

>>41119884
i dont even know what that means

>>41119887
You know caloric intake vs physical activity is the most important thing right? I eat nothing but garbage fast food and ramen and soda but because I do physical labor at my job outside all day it all still gets burned, so I'm a twig at an 18.5 bmi. You can indulge yourself as long as you still burn that assload of calories off somehow.

>>41119948
Thin people have heart attacks all the time.

>>41119948
I didn't know sucking cock burned a lot of calories.
I guess when you do it ad much as you do it counts as cardio.

>>41119948
That's not the problem.
He's worried about looking too gay before he goes to the gym shower to suck his lifting partners dick.

>>41119971
>I didn't know sucking cock burned a lot of calories.
Have you ever gotten a bj? That shit doesn't look easy, how'd you not know that?

that looks pretty good honestly, id try one it's only like 300-400 cals right?

>>41119987
Cause I'm usually laying in my back when I get one...and you know....i don't suck cock.

>>41119996
Add a k to those numbers and that's your calorie intake on that thing.

>>41119996
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-is-starbucks-unicorn-frappuccino-2017-4
According to this website, 280 in a tall one. Couldn't find anything about it on Starbuck's website.

>>41120009
>Cause I'm usually laying in my back when I get fucked...and you know....i suck cock.
fixed that for you

>>41119904
fucking loled.

>>41120031
Fucking lol.

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Of course the hands have fat little crocodile fingers

Best laugh I've had all day.

>>41119877
>>41119863
I also love cotton candy, but plain white the most, so fuck you nigga

>>41119773
I bet it's infused with estrogen

>>41120076
They make plain white cotton candy?

>>41119968
So do fitness nuts, faggot.

>>41120100
He means he likes semen

>>41119773
>thread on /fit/
>just about 1/3 of the post have either gay or something about cock in them
Business as usual.

>tfw have GERD
fuck this life

>>41120116
That's my point. Fit doesn't mean low cholesterol

>>41119773
Looks nasty. Ever since I've stopped eating sugary items I nearly vomit at the thought of eating them.

>>41119773

Depends, how sweet is it? I prefer Vanilla bean and green tea frappucino because its not that sweet for me but still sweet enough

From an outsider looking in, you guys really fucking like bringing up the fact that penises exist.

Is this thread an accurate representation of how conversation is held here? Because god damn guys, this is fucking gay as fuck.

>>41120155
You wouldn't talk so much with my cock in your mouth.
>nohomo

>>41120155
see;
>>41120131
It's pretty spot on.

>>41120147
You know how stupid that sounds right?

>>41119773
That looks fucking disgusting

I mean, I get that the pink shit is probably strawberry, but that color looks appalling.

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>>41120031
topkek

>>41119919

newfag

>>41120234
nigger the t. thing has been around for like a few months at best. and i just dont get where its from. is it like a reply from reddit thing?

also your post might just be like 9/10 b8
>retarding spacing
>calling newfag for a reason that makes literally no sense

>>41120266
From what I've gathered, the "t." means "regards," or something like that.

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>>41120266
>the t. thing has been around for like a few months at best.

>>41120266
t. newfag

>>41120550
>>41120266
You fucks are too new. Lurk more.

>>41120190
>I can't believe it's not Butter
Gets me everytime.

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>>41119863
>>41119877
My ex loved cotton candy.

>>41119773
>/mlp/osters said to remake the thread on /fit/
>tfw it's more gay than our whole board

>>41121603
kek

>>41123268
JESUS MAN
This is a family friendly board!

>>41119773

>A Starbucks representative told Business Insider that a tall Unicorn Frappuccino made with whole milk and whipped cream would have 280 calories and 39 grams of sugar.

There's no way in hell I believe that pile of sugar is only 280 calories.

>>41119773
Yes but not to drink/eat.

I will identify traps by seeing them drinking this. Then bring them home and stroke their penis against their will for that forced orgasm.

>>41123290

A "tall" is the equivalent of a small everywhere else.

>>41119773
I feel like getting one and sticking my dick in it.
I bet it'd feel great.

>>41123290

A "tall" is 12 oz according to the official site, which lists most of those sugary monstrosities at ~300 calories.

Hi guys, I'm a barista at Starbucks. Do you want to ask me any questions about these dogshit drinks?

>>41123468
What the fuck is in this one? Why is it that disgusting color?

>>41123523
I've only seen the recipe card once since it's not coming out until tomorrow (I think?), but I'm pretty sure it's the following:

1. Drizzle the cup with sour bullshit (mix of white mocha and sour pre-mixed crap)
2. Blend whole milk, white mocha syrup, mango syrup, creme base, pink sprinkles (no idea what the fuck is in that), and ice.
3. Pour into drizzled cup, top with whip cream, more fucking sour drizzle, and more fucking pink sprinkles

12 oz. in a tall, 16 in grande, 20 in venti, for a probable total caloric intake of 280, 340, and 400 calories respectively per size of basically pure sugar. Fucking gross.

>>41123468
What's the most unhealthy, disgusting thing you've ever had to make?

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>>41123468

How often do you get customers that look like this?

>>41123572
I didn't realize until yesterday, but I've been working on-and-off at the same story during college (not during summers) for about 3 years now, and there's this one black girl that has been coming here ever since I started working there.

Her drink is a Trenta Ice Coffee with extra heavy cream (~200 cal extra), 10 pumps of classic syrup (simple sweetener) and 5 pumps of caramel (in total, about ~75g of sugar). She comes by to get it about twice a day according to the other people on the earlier shift, and she easily weighs over 400 lbs. Blows my fucking mind.

>>41123600
Quite a bit. Nine times out of ten they order a frappuccino too, hilariously with nonfat milk or no whip cream (like that will fucking help). There's a regular who visits us that always orders a venti (20oz) frap. and two cookies for a grand total of about 1000 calories. I have seen her three times in the last week alone, meaning she pays like $33 a week AT LEAST to ingest an extra 3k cals into her diet. She weighs like 400lbs easy.

This shit looks absolutely disgusting but it will probably make a profit from retards like me that would try it for the ironic lulz

>>41123468
How soon until Starbucks starts offering handjobs?

>>41123564
That calorie count has to be wrong, right?
Even in the smallest size, 280 calories seems way too fucking low.

>>41123629
Jesus fucking christ, it won't be long before she loses her fucking feet to diabetes.

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>>41120266
>the t. thing has been around for like a few months at best

>>41123631
Not soon enough.

>>41123637
There are ~200 calories in 12oz. of whole milk. The rest of the additions are pretty minimal, so people are basically paying like $4 for blended milk, ice, and random sugar crap. It's not as caloric as it is overly-sugary.

>>41123637

Those drinks easily go up to the 500 - 600 calorie range if you buy a 20 oz and add in the whipped creme and whole milk.

>>41119773
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>>41121476

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>>41123629

>Look up trenta iced coffee
>It's 31 oz
>She gets that twice a day

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>>41120266
I really can't fucking tell what's bait or not anymore
Send help

>>41120266
checkin 'em and (you)'n some premium meta bait right here.

>>41119773
That looks fucking magical anon
homosexual, but magical
>no homo drink twink

>>41123723
Oh, for the copyrights, I get it
I was wondering what I the fuck you were ratcheting about

>>41124246
I HATE YOU SAMSUNG I SAID WHAT IN THE FUCK IN ININININININININ
FUCK YOU SAMSUNG FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41119773
>people go to starbucks and buy milkshakes and call it """coffee"""

tehe, everyone knows coffee has 0 calories

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>>41123784

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>>41120009
>>41120031
holy shit, how can he ever recover?

>>41123468
Are you a gril

>>41124380
No :(

>>41123564
The pink sprinkles is just mostly natural vegetable dye

>>41123702
Calorie counts include whole milk and whip. The "large" is 26 oz

>>41119773
It's sour, way too sweet, and has mango flavouring in it. There you go /fit/, a barista just saved you 600+ calories of regret and $6.

>>41123564
the sour drizzle on top isnt the default for the drink, and i wouldnt recommend it anyway since its wayyy too sweet and sour to put on whipped cream

>>41119773
wtf

never drank a fancy coffee in my life. only black or with milk. one of these days when I go to the mall I'll drink a crazy one instead of a meal.

>>41119773
>Tfw frenchfag
>no starbuck around
>it's not even snails and frogs season yet

Since I work there, yes, I'll make myself a sample

I'm not looking forward to making them tomorrow though, since we're gonna have a rush all day of mouth breathing teenage girls with hideous midwestern accents who want to take pictures of the drink next to their dumbass faces.

>>41119773
is it just me or does the starbucks logo look like a girl holding her legs spread eagle...

>>41119773
I will wait until I get a gf to take me to Starbucks

>>41119904
Exactly. They traded the fork for the spoon.

>>41119773
I've never been to a Starbucks and I don't see the point in ever going to one.

>>41120180
Doesn't sound stupid at all. What the fuck is your major malfunction? Diabetes?

>>41123468
Did you major in literature or sociology?

what the fuck why is it so fucking huge

>>41128336
;)

>>41119773
No because the closest fast food to me is a fish and chip shop 25km away, and a Macca's a further 5km away.

>>41119948
Spotted the 16 years old

I only drink black coffee, and desu Starbuck's isn't that bad. My coffee grind bag I buy doubles as a coupon for a free tall caffe latte, and let me tell you it's absolutely disgusting. Imagine drinking a cup of unpleasantly warm skimmed milk that probably should have been thrown away yesterday. I chucked it in the bin after couple of mouthfuls.

Why are latte's even a thing?

>>41119773
I'll have a Brappucino thanks

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These types of things are only tasty for fat as fatasses that completely desensitized their taste buds...

I remember when I was tubby that I'd enjoy Carvel shakes, not after I lost all the weight, that's literally inedible with sweetness.

>>41128721
fugggg

who is this

>>41129039
nevermind, found her

https://www.instagram.com/rachulfreyafit/?hl=en

>>41119773
That looks gross as fuck.
And yet, I want one.

I've never even been to starbucks.

>>41124345
This makes me sick to my fucking core. She drove her SUV car thing, Exploded some dinosaurs that we'll never get back, Just to go get two... milkshake things. At the very least pick up some groceries, Look at you! There's no way there's not something you're out of. Self respect notwithstanding.

>>41128721
Can you look like this natty? I must know.

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>>41119773

Why would you want this inside you? Why?

Sensationalist world.

As long as it tastes good, it doesn't matter WHAT the fuck's in it. Sell it. And it will sell.

>>41119887
No ,you do that,you judgemental prick

>>41130001
I do.

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>>41121476
>So did mine.

>>41124345
THICC

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>>41119773
How could anyone drink a whole cup of this unicorn diarrhoea?

>>41124345
>average high test poster

>>41127516
Just ask your mom

>>41124345
>WHY IS HEALTHY FOOD SO EXPENSIVE

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>>41119773
I just hope it comes in a super size cup!! No fun having to buy two.

>>41130674
In case someone does not get your unicorn reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLnK6BFT_2c

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Reminder.

This thing shouldn't even be legal, what the hell, you'll die if you drink it

>>41133529
>contains crustaceans

>>41133712

fucking what?

>mfw oreos are made out of spider crabs

>>41133712
wait what?

>>41119773
>tfw coworkers are getting one
>want to join them so i fit in
>tfw no friends

>>41120266
now this is advanced bait

>>41119773

Looks like slaanesh, smells like slaanesh, tastes like slaanesh? Slaanesh. Oh what troubled times, we are doomed I say

>>41119773
When I was walking out of the gym today I saw a baby landwhale run around in the parking lot yelling to her mother about the new starbucks unicorn cancer.

A friend of mine got one today, said it tasted like fake mango flavor mixed with milk and was making him sick to the point he would probably vomit later.

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Just looking at it makes me feel nauseous

>>41119773
SIP GIRLS

>>41133529
>Half pound of sugar
Jesus fucking christ

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My ex just broke up with me and ran into the arms of some dude that looks like a school shooter. She's fat already and mocked me for my gains, saying she preferred my DYEL body. I take solace in the fact that I saw she chugged two of these today. Thank you for kicking me out of your life Victoria.

>>41136542
Still a frog poster, the jokes on you.

>>41119773
is that supposed to be coffee-derived?

To the Starbucks employee in this thread... Is the Doppio expresso a based drink? What medications do you suggest for it?

>>41119773
If it was a cotton candy milkshake yes, but no it can fuck off

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>>41119773
>>41119773
>>41119773
starbucks is being boycotted by anyone who is not an american-hating faggot for their overt "fuck you" to the blue collar american worker by pledging to hire 10,000 refugees instead of american citizens

if you still buy starbucks after that faggotry, you can fuck yourself and take your ass back to a 3rd world shithole

>started at Starbucks several weeks ago
>these released yesterday and sell like fucking hotcakes
>typical fatties, school girls, and kids mainly
>brony walks in with mlp shirt, doll, and fedora to top it off
>"hey, what can I get for you today?"
>"take a wild guess"
>sigh internally "one unicorn frappucino"

They're a fucking bitch to make, and have an insane amount of sugar. America.

>>41124020
this kek

>>41137327
That brony was you, wasn't it?
>t. horsefucker

>>41137327
but do they taste good?

>>41119773
>0mg of caffeine

ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY

>>41137032
How do you justify boycotting them but not manufacturing companies that ship off decent paying economy supporting jobs to other countries?

>>41137401

>sugary, frothy, cakey, sparkly non-caffeinated pseudocoffee bastard drink

wut

>>41119773
>lol unicornz so randum guiz XD

>>41137348
Nah mate.

>>41137380
If you like sweet tart candy you might like it. They're super sweet and a bit of sour, so I thought it was okay. Sample size made for employees was enough, but even a small would be too much imo.

>>41124345
Is that the same girl that skips 2nd gear when she drives because she's too fat to get into it?

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>that fat fucking thumb

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>>41127492
That is pretty much what it is.

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>>41133529
Reminder that they don't sell this, or at least not anymore.
Closest thing on the menu now though is this shit.

>>41121476

But she didn't like your sweet ass huh

>>41123659

Been here for way too long,

It's not that old

>>41119773
I already did anon

>>41120266
g8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
But if you're serious..
t. is an abbreviated form of the Finnish word terveisin meaning regards or greetings from, and has been around for over a year.

>>41120155
Welcome to /fit/, your complimentary gachimuchi DVDs are in the mail.

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>>41123564

I heard they taste like sour birthday cake

That doesn't sound appealing to me

>>41119773
Is it being made by all those derka derkas they were hiring?

>>41129056

bless you

>>41119948
>T. 16 Y/O

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>>41140947

I had it yesterday with my girlfriend (just 2 sips) but mine didn't taste sour. They left out the blue little line which I think is the sour bit so mine just tasted like ice cream.

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>>41141181

>>41137032
Fuck can't Donald just send them back?

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>>41120266
>>41120550
lurk moar faggots

>>41124420
fag

>>41129871
No.

>>41129871
Yes, with good insertions, manlet height and god tier fat distribution.
You can't build it from just anything though. How is your starting point?

>>41128721
on easter i had cake which is a rarity and basically ruined my cut an shit and the following day i felt like ass from dumping more than 40g of sugar in my body at once