Has Crossfit invented a new body type?
neh skinnyfat existed as long as mankind
>>41114225
>Skinnyfat
>Those golem cores
These are the crossfit games athletes and they are all roiding. Completely on a different level from your regular soccermom who goes to the crossfit gym once every weekend.
>>41114219
>girlswholooklikedudeswithbootymode
It's just female roid mode with no fake tits
>>41114219
No, I believe steroid swilling diesel dykes have been a thing for a very long time anon.
>>41114219
>Far left
Fuark that core
What do I do to awoid core like that?
>>41114273
Stay Natty
>>41114219
>roiding for this
>>41114219
yes its called disgusting
>>41114273
Stomach vacuums, cable wood choppers, hanging sit ups (both mostly straight back, and curling/crunching up)
>>41114219
Pretty sure female roidmode has been around since the 50s
>>41114219
>injecting testosterone as an estrogen-based lifeform
>>41114219
>all them roidguts
>>41114219
Where did you find this?
>>41114225
> skinny
> Fat
You mean normal?
>>41114478
I googled something like "crossfit women"
>>41114219
What wizard can bind so many golems at once?
>>41114219
lmao those roidguts
Do girls who use hgh have giant uteruses
>>41114485
hownu.ru
>>41114273
dont inject chinese bathtub chemicals
>>41114219
>ectomorph
>endomorph
>mesomorph
>crossfitomorph
Yeh, injured
>>41114219
No, bodybuilders where faster. That bebzon is form hgh and insulin, which aren't virilizing (could use an input from english speakers, if it's proper form) but are highly anabolic, so I guess they would be preferred by women.
>>41114414
You're telling her to do all the exercises, but all that strenuous weightlifting is was led to those horrid muscular bellies in the first place. If you're a woman and want a nice midriff, run and watch your diet. That's all.
>>41114219
spinal surgery isn't a body type
Thoughts on Brooke Wells' workout of the day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcgUMxprBK8
>>41114231
normally I prefer my girls THINNN however this one even with a little bit of tummy is kind of hot. her muscular, athletic frame is different and dare I say turning me on.
what the hell is wrong with me? crossfitters are suddenly good-looking
>>41114219
>Roidgut + massive core muscles
woew
>>41115005
real question
How many fucking bars and bumper plates do these retards burn through from abusing all their equipment?
>>41115005
>front rows
just snap my shit up, senpai
>>41114219
kek, ugly hoes have been around for ages, anon
>>41114219
>roiding for this
eh
>>41114414
>>41115152
>>41115152
>>41114219
just fridge mode
>>41114669
Sorry,
>Stomach vacuums
>Wood choppers of such high reps low weight it becomes an aerobic exercise
>Sit ups of such high reps it becomes an aerobic exercise
>Roman chair of such high reps and multiple angles it becomes aerobic
>More stomach vacuums
and
>Stretch your abs
It's heavy core work that demands high internal abdominal pressure that creates roid gut. I had roid gut without roids, just because my core work came from lifting instead of actual ab work
>>41115110
Nigga Olympic bars and bumper plates are designed to be fine being dropped with well in excess of 500lb on them, they are breaking from being dropped with 50lbs on
What's with modern cultures obsession with abs?
>>41115231
It's literally the hinge point for everything. Literally the core of a person, the Sol. I hear will power comes from the guts mostly, so it's probably a Will obsession.
yeah kinda, seems to be a specific steroid stack coupled with compound lifts that turns these women into fridges
>>41115152
>>41114414
>Implying any of those excercises will reduce the intestinal swelling causing the roid gut.
Kek though, kek.
>>41115005
If shes only using 135lb, why does it look like 100kg?
>>41114487
>those fat legs
>that core
What in the fuck
>>41114414
This + cardio
>>41115473
black crossfit bumper plates
>>41115205
Roid gut is caused by hgh you fucking troglodyte. You had an inflated abdominal area for 2 possible reasons.
1. You have no idea how to control your core and you look like a nat geo tribes man.
2. Your diet is shit and you are bloated all the time.
>>41114231
someone shoop this so she's holding a sip plz
>>41115152
>>41115005
How the fuck is that shit floating in the air?
>>41115152
>>41114273
don't abuse insulin/hgh
>>41115005
lol not even 135lbs; "brooke is using 95lbs"
>>41115152
>>41115950
Here you go pal
>>41115898
>Roid gut is caused by hgh
WRONG
>>41114234
Tia clair toomey competed in the olympics in 2015 she would have been disqualified if she was roiding.... she came in second.. theyr just fit.
>>41116513
lmao
no
you low IQ mongrel, do your own research this shit is basic
>>41116513
Olympics don't occur in odd number years
>>41116572
maybe xhe meant the washed up loser olympics
>>41116513
>shillfit games
>comparing to Olympics
idoigntdohnfyl
pic related is your ideal BF
>>41116645
speaking of the olympics who was that pale girl with the short blonde hair that competed in oly lifting? she was super cute, wore all black singlets, actually lifted heavy and invalidated all of crossfit by being better looking and better lifting.
>>41116662
>>41116662
samantha wright
>>41116513
>olympians don't roid
>bwhahahahahahahahaha
>>41115231
If yours can be seen, it means you're not a fat shit.
>>41116752
ty senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpCbpyVYqnM
11/10 outta my way fucking crossfit fuckin pregnant alien lookin shits
>>41117201
>Coalburner
>11/10
>>41115152
>>41115297
>hinge point for everything
hips
glutes are king inb4 fart cuntreres
>>41115152
I actually want a fridge core because i have wide hips, but i dont feel like doing crossfit.
What exercises can give me a blocky stomach?
>>41117959
HGH
>>41114487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzD3s-taa7Q
looks like a tranny
>>41114219
pretty sure fridgemode is not new.
>>41114219
Lordosis is so unattractive, fuck.
>>41116063
Hey this is actually pretty nice shoop
>>41115152
funny!
>>41115005
this is why i hate crossfit
>fuck form
>do as many as possible as fast as possible
>>41115005
I want to lick her armpits
>>41118209
holy fuck what the fuck is happening here? is this what a crossfit gym looks like?
>>41114219
how do you end with a body like this? fucking disgusting
>>41116662
>>41116752
>>41117201
thank you for the new short haired girl fetish
>>41117567
you shut your whore mouth
>>41116645
>dat core
hnnng
>>41118209
Please post more, I can't remember when I last laughed this much.
Not today noose, not today.
what mode is this?
>>41115898
Please talk more about number 1. Thank you.
>>41118209
omg lmao
That was so hard to watch. This is completely absurd
>>41118264
notice how when the men compete there are no tennis balls on the ends of the hurdles, but theyre there when the women compete
this means that some dude had to have stabbed himself on one
>>41118506
what volume is this?
>>41118446
not sure how much more crossfit shit i have but i have a lot of retarded webms
>>41118209
I suspect the exercise would work just as well without the obstacles. Maybe even better better since the rate of banged up elbows, sprained wrists and fractured hip and tail bonew would be substantially smaller.
>>41114662
Bebzon. Witam kolegÄ™ z Polski.
>>41118634
That scares me.
>>41118634
hhahahaha what the fuck
>>41118621
chapter 79 volume 20
>>41115152
>>41118685
Fucking kek
>>41118634
dude wtf
is this common practice with crossfit or just some guy?
>>41115152
nice 1 anon
>>41118699
facken oath my sides
>>41118812
Oh wow, I first thought you made fun of him by naming the webm functional patterns..
>>41115898
Except you are wrong. It's most probably caused by insuline use.
>>41116513
>he thinks Olympians are natty
>>41118824
not gonna lie, this looks like fun
>>41118824
Can someone edit this over it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HSyx8pNQKY
Someone post Randal Graves with a rubber barbell.
>>41117998
Trannie Thorsdottir
>>41115485
Fucking weird.
>>41118897
god damn that is hilarious
>>41116063
gute arbeit
>>41115005
>those traps and that core
>on a woman
>natty
yeah no
>>41118634
dis sum next level shiet
>>41118729
Just some guy. That's actually why Crossfit get's so much shit: There's no "common practice". If there were, it'd be power/oly/calisthenics/running, but form gets fucked up in different ways gym to gym so it's hard to say anything about all of it at once.
>>41115152
>>41118897
Damn that looks dangerous but still a solid play.
>>41118699
our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our lifts
>>41118209
>those jumping stands
For what fucking purpose? We already designed the exact same thing literally hundreds of years ago that DOESNT result in injury if you fail the jump.
Why would anyone design or buy that shit?
someone please post that video of the crossfit games where they're all doing snatches. The one where the guy being filmed nearly blows his knee out, and then in the background a dude drops the bar on his head and lies perfectly still
>>41118699
I thought he was doing it for a goof at first, like a silly dance move. But he just kept going.
>>41118897
>its all in the bounce
>>41116513
you don't get lenny gut by not roiding
>>41115152
nice
>>41118699
>>41118812
>WITNESS ME
>>41115152
1xF
>>41114231
>>41114219
what the fuck is wrong with her belly?
captcha: water medic
>>41119476
will you show me?
>>41119476
>>41118812
do manlets crave attention so much they resort to silly shit like this? For the longest I thought this manlet shit was just trolling. However, upon closer inspection, manlets literally stupid shit for attention 8.5x more than normal sized men
>>41114219
>theyve always encouraged unfit/pregnant women to take steroids since they been around
>>41118897
this is actually cool
>>41114219
THICCC
>>41115152
can some kind anon post the greentext story about the NYR crossfit guy who is actually a power lifter and he acts like a fat unmotivated piece of shit but then does a bunch of reps at like 350 pounds? I'm looking all over Google for it but so far I got nothing.
>>41118634
Neva bin dun befo!!!
>>41120655
>pls respond
WTF happened to her core?!
>>41115005
That hang pull.. i can hear klokov...
Someone please put this thing out of its misery.
>>41114638
This guy gets it
>>41118634
NOOO
>>41114219
Isn't that roid gut
>>41115045
Dude, I jerked off to Natasha Aughey yesterday so I can't give you advice. I have too many questions about myself.
>>41118685
What's that thing called they are using at 1:35?
>>41118699
>weighted falcon punches
>>41114219
I need actual porn with crosffit amazons like those. No FBB shit, please.
>>41118685
But... Batman did this.
>>41117998
>got her back fucked from crossfit
it's like pottery
>>41121401
Nevermind. Thought it was a different webm.
>>41114273
don't do cleans or standing ohp
>>41114487
GET YE GONE, GOLEM!
>>41121432
He holding it rong
>>41114273
I did 2 things that made my waist tighter and somehow made my proportions more aesthetic:
did a yoga class 2x per week
gave up using the computer and sitting at a desk for long periods of time
>>41118506
2kg supository mode
>>41117201
Why does she walk like that?
>>41121803
No boob weighing her forward to affect her posture, big ass and legs makes her back look arched and forces her to waddle ect. could be a lot of shit.
>>41117763
Core is the omnidirectional gyroscopic infinite hinge works to the steampunk automaton hip hinge doodad.
Nigga do you even lift
>>41114219
It's "everyone has a roidgut because there are no natty crossfitters who look good"-core.
>>41121981
I think she walks like that because it's the only feminine thing she can do.
>>41116513
you do understand that people roid in cycles and only mongoloid idiots get caught pissing hot, right?
now if an organization tests well before competition through the date of the competition, then people can claim natty
>>41122097
Prolly not
>>41114219
>tfw you will never work for reebok and do clitoris inspections before crossfit games
this is true suffering
>>41114242
>The swole left
>>41121085
GHR/Hyper Extension stand
>>41115485
It's almost as if crossfit was a meme
>>41114231
damn she looks like a fucking stone-age beast
maybe I should try cross-fit
>>41114219
Are these all big Lenny impersonators?
>>41122070
>Core is the omnidirectional gyroscopic infinite hinge works to the steampunk automaton hip hinge doodad.
This, only the hips are more not a hinge joint.
>>41118634
>assisted chinups
>>41116662
samantha wright is a pretty mediocre athlete for all the attention she gets. Mattie or whatever her name is, another US weightlifter, has some really good numbers, and is also a QT
>>41114219
fridgemode
>>41124779
brilliant
>>41115152
>>41114551
I kekd
>>41117567
>Wah she's a coalburner
>ignoring the fact she whines about people calling her cute
>Ignoring that she wasn't the only cutie in her weightclass but they all got looked over because she had a pixie cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDE-yJ_X0nc
>ignoring it's been 6 years already
>>41114219
GOLEM SQUAD ROLL OUT
>>41114219
>whores with roidgut
Thats sad
>>41118699
tell me why i shouldn't do this
>>41121803
she forgot to take her squat plug out duhh
>>41125853
>>41118824
>The spiderman workout
Anyone have that webm of the a kid doing a deadlift. He sets up perfectly, and then he starts the pull his back completely and violently hunches over into the worst form you have ever seen.
>>41126028
Not a webm, but maybe what you are looking for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_OGBGNlKvo
>>41118621
>>41125950
Come on /fit/, we can put together a full routine for spidey gains
>>41126048
Thanks man, but I found it on my phone, check this shit out
>>41114551
This is wizardry beyond that of a 30 year old
>>41126083
He is going to loose a disk in his spine. What about this girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAc97K2I5M
>>41126127
the guy in the red shares my opinion on that
>>41115152
>>41126127
poor girl
>>41126181
Locking her elbows scares me. And she barely moves the bar a couple inches. Are there legitimate benefits to this form?
>>41115005
>alpha female
>crush necks kill egos
The shitskin mirin in the back will hop on the cycle as well soon and be another ugly cunt with the body of a man
>>41118209
Does anyone have this in mp4 format or link to jewtube ?
>>41126144
Damn. He gave those dudes a look of pure unabashed disgust.
>>41126201
No. Not a single one.
It's literal ego lifting that does almost nothing good for you. That girl is mimicing what obese as fuck power lifters do to their bodies with their girth to get a legal mini range of motion lift.
To be quite honest, it's a goddamned party trick.
>>41126127
Looks like this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxNuQDEQwbE
>>41118685
I kek'd
>>41126235
Gotta love guys like that. Sadly he is the only one who sees through the bullshit
>>41118209
>when youre really really (...).webm
This is the type of stupid shit why I stopped crossfit. The majority of the time workouts are pretty good but then some idiot will make up some wod like this. Those hurdles are tall as fuck
This guy is the new king of fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMC7mF4bJo
>>41121286
Kek
>>41118634
>that knee brace
>>41118634
>Weighted chins
>>41115005
Bloody hell, I can see how they create so many golems, her core had to be tight for the whole bloody video
also
>brooke is only using 95lbs
>>41115110
What are bumper plates?
>>41126201
>>41126255
>>41126181
t. fucking retards who know literally nothing about lifting. her arch isnt dangerous at all, and neither is locking elbows. and shes a competitive powerlifter. the benefit is that she moves more weight, which is the objective of her sport
youre the same faggots whove been lifting for 2 months and think sumo is cheating
kys
>>41115005
>roiding to do impingement rows with 95 lbs
also are all their workouts 4 minutes long?
do they go to the gym for 4 minutes and go home?
>>41121710
>gave up using the computer and sitting at a desk for long periods of time
I went back to college and this is ruining me, I've gone from working on my feet every day to sitting for 5+ hours out of the day three or four days a week. I need to exercise more or eat less than I used to.
>>41126083
I want to die seeing that
>>41127876
>competetive powerlifter
>13y old
is she in adult olympics too?
>>41115473
In crossfit, all plates look like 20kg plates
>>41115187
SKEDUUSH
>>41115005
Dressed like a fucking whore too
wildly disproportionate abs
>>41128040
>competitive sub-juniors dont go on to be competitive in open
(except handcuck kek)
>>41118699
>>41118746
>>41119476
>>41119581
>>41119899
>>41121286
> 2017
> Not doing weighted manlet punches
> Making it
>>41115110
>he has never stepped a foot outside a commercial gym
Bumper plates have existed before you were even born fgget and olympic bars are made for that
>>41114485
If you have access to 4chan, then you have access to google. Kys if that question was unironic
>>41114219
Imagine getting pegged by one of those bitches
>>41128688
imagine not being gay for shemales
>>41120808
HGH
>>41115152
Include me in the screencap
>>41118812
What the actual fuck is he doing??
This is satire right?
>>41114231
>golem cores
Kekked
>>41118897
i got paralyzed just watching this
>>41119921
she skipped stomach vacuums
>>41119921
HGH / insulin gut. Check out the blonde chick to the left in OPs pic. Lmao
>>41127876
the faggotry in this post ... i just can't
Is it possible to have musclegut being natty?
>>41118812
>>41118699
he should just train in a gravity chamber
>>41114662
So you mean there are androgenic anabolic hormones that can be used for growth (androgenic meaning they make you like an adult male). This is not ideal for women so they use non-androgenic anabolic compounds like hgh + insulin.
>>41129370
literally nothing I said was incorrect
>>41124779
nice
>>41114231
>Those golem cores
Tip my hat to you, sir!!
>>41118847
yes and no. it can be created using only insulin, but unlikely to arise using only hgh, and even more likely to arise when used together. roid gut usually starts when BBers start blasting both for prolonged periods of time, but i'll concede that it's more heavily prominent among heavy insulin users.
>>41119028
>>41128797
No. It's functionalâ„¢.
>>41115152
put me in the screencap, that's a command not a request
there is two ways to get this body
>steroids
>steroids
>>41129739
What I wrote was clear enough, why are you repeating what I said? I just asked if virilizing is proper form of virilization.
>>41118685
What's going on 0:35?
>>41115005
What song is this?
>>41126083
this one will never not make me laugh, its so fucking ridiculous I have to believe its on purpose
>>41131707
Virilizing is not really an English word. It'd mean like being full of energy/life or fertile, not really anything to do with androgenicity.
When I first read it I though holy shit we got a schizophrenic nutter here talking about viral delivery or something.
>>41132020
will keep that in mind, lol
>>41116662
Julia Rohde? German oly lifter
>>41118634
the worst part is she probably walked away and said "nailed it"
>>41118209
>let's just land on our pelves a whole bunch
>surely nothing fucking bad comes of it
>>41118685
the dude running around on all fours gets me every time
>>41114219
It's called "paralyzed". Kevin Ogar perfected it.
holy shit I needed these keks today, thanks bros.
OP's pic is all would-bang qt's that need the D bad tho.
>>41132353
Why would you blame a product instead of a retard doing crazy shit ?
>>41114219
yes. my bro's wife is crossfit-mode. it's a good mode
>>41114225
They're clearly fit
>>41126083
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>41132386
He was an instructor and doing a WOD that was in the product.
He, an instructor, was crippled for life from using the product correctly.
>>41125842
tell me what "this" is?
>>41127803
>doesnt know how to google
>>41132020
vir and andro both mean man. gb2school
>>41119916
kek
>>41131445
someone make an image of all that shit, im incapable of doing simple tasks
>>41115152
>>41115152
Made my day better desu
+1 plebbit point
>>41132614
I hope you get a virulent disease then ;^)
>>41132978
Shut up subhuman, do as you are told.
>>41115152
>>41118209
the men must've gone first
there's only tennis balls on the ends of the hurdles for the women
fuck crossfit
>>41118699
No foot is safe in his presence.
>>41118824
i would love to have that machine at home , what is it called ?
>>41116063
>>41116063
change it to sipper cleary photo
>>41133841
listen here you grapefruit licking manlet, do it yourself
>>41134294
Listen here cakeboi, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, please pick the hard way so you can know what being under a rain of hell feels like... motherfucker.
this thread legitimately made me piss my pants
wew lad
>>41118621
The spidey fap