> military press > antiwar

>dip
>no gf to put hand on her hip

>>41112758
>deadlift
>not a pallbearer

>>41112758
>weighted dip
>lip isn't drooping and no buzz

>>41112758
>>41112773
>>41112778
>>41112786
You all fucking suck at this. That's not how it works. It's [verb pun]+[noun]. Like
>decline bench
>do it anyway
puns the word "decline," which means both "refuse" and "at a downward angle."

So shit like
>preacher curl
>not a preacher
doesn't make sense and isn't funny.

>>41112799
>I have autism and the humor of a fucking faggot

Should've warned us before posting

>>41112799
>doesn't realize there are two ways to do it
How does it feel to be a brainlet?

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>>41112758
>overhead press
>don't even check with my manager

>>41112758
>dumbbell CURLS
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDD

>>41112799
I'll show em how it's done

>Squat
>still pay for rent

>>41112758
>clean curls
>still get sweaty and gross

wtf?

>>41112901
Actually lol'd

>inb4 lunge its only bregfast spurdo that was only funny the first time

>leg extensions
>still manlet

>lunge
>before bregdfast

>>41112901
Kek

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>squats
>not stand up

>calf raises
>am no mother cow

>>41112758
>do chin ups
>still sad

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>>41113374

mother cow is just a cow mate

>preacher curls
>satanist

>French press
>get shot

>hyperextension
>my extension cord is already too long

>>41112799
>be bitter autist
>post on /fit/
did I do it right?

>shrugs
>I'm actually very interesred

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>deadlift
>feel alive afterwards

>clean and jerk
>cum before the shower

>>41113200
>>41113276
Like pottery

>>41112799
>incline press
>ids still bregfast

Also newfags can triforce
>
>
>

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>>41112901

>>41113412
Charlie hebdo lols

>isolation exercises
>other people still around

>finish back sesh by smashing some traps
>not gay

>>41112799

Hold on let me try.

>skullcrushers
>my head is just fine

Is that how you do it?

>chinup
>I'm not sad

>>41112758
>chest flyes
>still fall to my death

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>free weights

>pay for gym membership

>archer pullups
>actually a melee class

>>41112778
>the I was doing deadlifts yesterday
>today was my uncles funeral
>I was a pallbearer

Fuck you for making me laugh dude.

>>41112773
I PUT MA HAND UPON YOUR HIP

>squatting
>get kicked out

>ez bar curls
>not easy

>>41113402
Thats sexist

>>41112758

>power clean
>still dirty

>power snatch
>wage gap

>bench press
>don't even read the news

>lateral raise
>still poor

>DYEL
>Yes

>Romanian deadlift.
>I'm Irish

>Hip drive
>Hip has no license

>>41112758
>barbell pullover
>he wasn't even speeding

>suicide grip
>only broke a few ribs

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>lunge
>before brexit

>>41114347
is this OC?
it made me lol like OC

>using dumbbell
>dumbbell actually has a master degree in management & finances

>>41116147
dumb but I kek'd

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>smith machine
>run out of ore mid set

>clean and jerk
>dirty again

>jefferson deadlift
>i'm australian

>back extensions
>tfw it worked and im now only 15% femur

>pullovers
>i'm only wearing short and tshirt

>skull crushes
>only a few bruises

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>>41112901
I'm laughing in public like a retard

>>41113712
Exactly

>>41113379

That made me laugh thrpugh my lousy anxiety. Thanks.

>pull ups
>I'm a big kid now

>>41111111

>Clean and press
>Dont work at a laundromat

>>41117026
WAIT WAIT LET ME CHANGE IT


>pull-ups
>still not a big kid

there, now feel free to laugh.

>>41112758
>Leg extensions
>Not a manlet anymore

>Sumo Squats
>I dont want to do more, and my name is not Sue

>crunch
>But I am fasting

>>41113602
>clean and jerk
>clean again

>>41112773
germanfag here, can someone explain that to me?

>Ass to grass
>ate too much laxatives

>>41117298
a song thats lyrics go " i put my hand up on yo hip and we dip, I dip, you dip"

>>41117298
it's a dance.
when i dip you dip we dip

>>41112758
>dip
>don't even like tobacco

>stomach vacuums
>bulk is still dirty

>chin ups
>tfw no chin

> see a guy doing Turkish get-ups
> exterminator just killed all the cockroaches last week
Smh senpai

>do planks
>get bored

>>41112843
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.

>>41116221
>suicide grip
>murdered instead

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>>41116221
underrated

>Front row
>Don't even have a ticket

>concentration curls
>dumbbell still as heavy but hasn't shrinked in size

>Romanian deadlift
>I'm actually American

>>41120113
I giggled

>pushups
>the Earth moves down

>jerk
>I'm actually a pretty nice guy

>reverse crunch
>not even bulemic

>>41112758
>shrugs
>actually know what I'm doing

>>41113402
Kek good one. What a fucking retard.

>>41117125
Nice.

>stair master
>only a beginner

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>ARC trainer
>my name isn't even Noah

>do crossfit
>actually a jew

>inner thigh abductor
>tfw still a virgin

>French press
>Not a French news reporter

>Suicides
>everyone in gym is still alive

>farmer's walks
>i work in IT

>>41116547
kek'd

>>41112799
way to completely miss the point of the decline bench joke, newfag

>>41112758
>split squats
>it's 6pm

>dip
>don't leave the gym

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>shoulder press
>don't support CNN

>>41121534
>concentration curls
>daydream

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>seated rows
>forgot to reserve my spot

>>41122610
>arnold press
>my name is eugene

>>41112758
>trap bar
>it doesn't try and escape and lets me use it

>>41113412
KEK

>>41112758
this fucking thread I stg

>incline bench press
>do it anyway

>>41124346
>trap bar
>no feminine penis

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>Russian Twist
>It was completely expected

>shitstain on the squat rack
>blast it with piss

>shoulder raises
>no salary

>hypertrophy
>relaxed

>>41112758
I thought this was /pol/ for a second.

>>41112758
>DOMS
>Makes you feel SUBS

>>41116620
>jefferson deadlift
>im actually a federalist

>>41124608
>decline bench press
>do it anyway

>>41116703
>do pullovers
>not an officer

>>41112799
S E E T H I N G

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>>41127074
>barbell flies
>i'm retarded

>overhead press
>not actually pressing overhead but pressing slightly in front of my head

tehe

>dumbbell rows
>actually dumbbell columns

>>41113241
why do i laugh

>good mornings
>it's 9 p.m.

>>41128859
sorry for namefagging >_<

>>41112799

imagine being this fucking autistic

>romanian deadlift
>not a gypsy

>hack squats
>really bad with computers

>>41113412
Lol'd

>>41112799
> that's not how you do it!
> now let me post the same jokes that have been posted on these threads for almost a decade!