Your favourite gym person

>one oldfag , like 60 or something
>always stops midset and tells me he's done when he sees that i want to use the equipment he's currently using.

>>41101794
An old man at my gym always comes in like 5 am and does a bunch of machines, nice guy. He also did a chin-up at like 90.

>>41101794
A divorced mature woman (51 years old) with a nice body and a pretty face.

tl;dr: we are fwb now.

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>>41101921

>mfw I had a nightmare last night that my gf was in her 50s
>She had a shower and came and spread her pussy for me
>Inside was a pink cavern filled with worms

>>41101921
That's not how tldr works. You owe us a story, faggot.

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>>41101921
>tfw my dream is a milf fwb

>>41101794
she didn't curl 28 kg

>>41102042
You all butt hurt that old lady curls more than you?

>>41102042

Granon most definitely does. She's a widow and her kids live too far from her to help her out and she doesn't consider herself old enough to go into care. She's been going to the gym for 10 years and does it so she can care for herself. She's based and a British treasure.

>inb4 I fucked her
>we only flirt

My teacher
>see him at gym
>say hello
>cool guy
>metal head
>happily gives tips and advice
>shredded
Hes a really cool guy and im just starting, too bad i cant afford the gym hes going to anymore.

gym dad

>always helps out if you need a spot
>wears shirts with wacky slogans
>lifts big everytime he is there
>always stops and says hello

too bad he got kicked out for molesting one of the cardio bunnies kids there

>>41102109
Sounds like a cool guy allround then

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>>41102109
>too bad he got kicked out for molesting one of the cardio bunnies kids there

>>41101794
me

everyone else a shit

There's a couple of funny characters in my gym.

Latino Heat

>Latino guy who always wears sleeveless sportswear and gloves
>Only see him do arm related exercises, mostly curls and tricep pulldowns
>Was rowing and he was next to me doing cable curls
>Notices he cant pull the weight so he stealthily and quickly lowers it
>Does two more sets
>Looks around if someone is watching, puts the pin in about three increments heavier and walks off
>I saw

Hes still making some decent gains, so I'm kinda proud

Goldturk

>Huge as fuck
>Always wears cut off tees and elbow pads (from lifting heavy i guess)
>6'4 at least 130 kg
>Always lifts heavy as fuck and grunts and shouts like a madman
>Routinely loads up 3-4plaet in the smith machine and does the most abhorrend shrugs you've ever seen
>Never reracks his weights

>>41102084
I used to see one of my teachers at the gym a few years ago, recently I saw on normiebook that he got sent to prison for having sex with 13 year old girls

>>41102506
What's the red circle is supposed to highlight?

>train at really small shitty gym
>not much equipment and shitty freeweights, dumbbells only go up to 30kg, smith machine with like 100kg worth of plates
>big guy in his late 50s starts training there and convinces them to get a power cage

I will always remember him

>>41101794
>tfw no badass grandma as gym bro
why live?

>>41101794

>Also curled 28kg

I believe the leg press part but no way she curls 28kg. maybe you are mistaking kg with lbs

nevertheless sounds neat though. my gym only has narcissistic faggots who can't get enough of their own mirror reflections. fucking pathetic

sometimes I wish I was at a women's gym but then I remember that nowadays, girls only go to the gym to take selfies and not actually work out

>>41101794

not favourite but definitely fucking retarded

>manlet (germanon) with a beard
>always rolls up his sleeves because it's not allowed to wear tanktops at our gym
>wears short-as-fuck shorts
>always yells at people he knows and tries to act funny even though he isn't
>yells at people he knows and asks them how much weight he should lift next
>talks like a fucking dumb retard

at this point, I think even his friends hate him and I am 100% sure he has a napoleon complex

>>41101794

Dumbbell curl or barbell curl? The former seems unrealistic to me.

Old lady at my gym, only seen her once and i shit you not she was squatting 2 pl8. I felt so embarrassed as i was doing 1 pl8 front squats at the time.

>>41102042
maybe he's talking about a machine you faggot

>>41101794
>leg pressed a decent weight to her age, which was quite nice
>curled 28kg
uhh? That's way to much for an old lady. There's too much disparity in these weights to be true.

>>41101794
>The Sick Cunt
Then I realised it was a mirror

>>41102647
This

>>41104169
>Only uses machines
are you retards unable to read?

>>41104203
I read it, but forgot that part. That's okay then.

>>41102982
Based

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Crippled lady in a mobile chair
>this poor contorted thing buzzing around on one of those electric recliner chairs
>gets on the leg press
>does 5pl8
>mfw I can only do 2.5pl8

I didn't want to stare so I went about my own routine then I then I started thinking how the hell did she rack and rerack the weights?

>>41104075
>not allowed to wear tanktops at our gym
wut

Yoga milf probably 5'4 130 all ass. The lady is the definition of high test milf. She catches me creeping constantly but desu I dont even care that ass is god like.

Giga nigga. Only really big lifter at my commercial gym. Probably 6'6 pushing 300 at least. Man regularly benches 5+ plates squats 6pl8 for reps. He seems like a cool dude he looks like a black Zangeif.

The one that keeps to himself and his workout instead of staring at other people and laughing at them whilst doing like 4 bicep curls in the duration of an hour.