Does /fit/ approve /manscaping/?

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Here's the definition

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And some graphics

> samefagging to shill your metrosexual routine

>>41100816
>More oral sex
wow that explains everything

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>>41100830
>like an eel

>>41100816
my nuts are super smooth after shaving, so yes

>>41100816
Is there a female version of this or would that be sexist?

Nah
Be arsed putting blades by my dick, be arsed with having to maintain it
I keep my natural hair and i've never had a complaint

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>Doing things for women
Wanna know how I know your a virgin dyel faggot?

>>41101376

Women are already expected to shave everything below the neck they don't need an infographic

>>41101376
It's called society I believe. It shames women who don't shave everything below their scalp.

>>41101407
>>41101415
You lucky bastards haven't seen the Berkeley protestor's nudes. Women now are going natty with the body hair.

>>41101443

Let's politicize yet another topic here for no fucking reason whatsoever. Die in a fire.

>>41100816
I shave my dick and ball area completely bare. Mostly just because I work in the trades and I don't need Osama Bin Dick getting turbo hot in my pants before lunch time.

>>41101415
My gf leaves a little bit downstairs. I like it.

>>41101443
no they're not, she's single

men won't allow it

Where do you guys shave? I'm worried it will clog the shower, and it's impossible to get it all in the toilet.

Also does anyone have a good body hair trimmer to recommend? Doesn't have to be super expensive, just not a piece of shit.

> less smell
does anyone else here enjoy the scent of their own balls? i sometimes shove my hands down my pants and give them give them a good sniff.

>>41101492
just stand over the toilet and let your mom clean up whatever didn't go in the bowl

>>41101492
I just straddle the toilet seat and take the clippers on the lowest setting to my balls and crotch area. It all goes in the toilet. Then I shower and wash/rinse it all to clean it up.

>>41100830
wriggle like a fucking eel

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>>41101497

>>41101507
What about chest and armpit hair? The distance makes it impossible to get it all in, so just suck it up and clean afterwards?

>>41101517
I'm not a fag so idk about chest or armpit hair trimming

>>41101464
>any comment on society or recent trends isn't allowed unless it's done by you
Kill yourself.
I was going to use Japanese women as my example, but I felt the Berkeley chick was more relevant because it was recent and pertained to westerners. I should've known I would run into some thin skinned faggot.

>>41101534
they still do pits noonga

anyone have a link to a good pair of electric clippers for my pubes and legs

After I got serious with my now gf I asked her what she likes more for sex, and she asked me the same, now I get to have my clean shaved dick sucked every day and get to fuck a clean shaved pussy every day.

>>41101443
Girl I went to school with has grown her armpit hair to full length, and dyed it purple.

She is single.

Sack and everything below my dick when erect is shaved.

Trimmed bush ofc.

>>41101544
I just use a norelco/phillips beard trimmer.

Always make sure I clean that shit off before I actually do my face with it

>>41102104
You shave your legs?

the times i got the most pussy in my life i had an absolute jungle in my pants

women would complain all the time but theyd keep fucking me, sometimes even inviting their friends

tldr women don't know shit what they want and just repeat what the media tells them to say

>>41102142
>he doesn't shave his legs

>>41102159
It's the smell.

While society likes to pretend all body odor is bad, a healthy smelling male gets the bitches wet.

>>41101517
I have a beard trimmer with a bit of a vacuum built in. I set it to 6mm and trim my whole body with it. Crotch and taint over the toilet, everywhere else in the shower

>>41102142
I do during the summer. Bad habit I picked up from swimming

I've found people who do things to get laid are usually getting laid the least.

That's why /fit/ has as many virgins as /r9k/.

>>41101477
The chick literally does porn

My girl will only eat my ass if it's smooth so yeah I do it.

>>41103168

So much this
My ex used to lie across my lap with her nose in my pubes breathing it in

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>have shitty genetics
>body literally covered in fur
>thick dark brown and black hair, super pale skin
>from toes to ass crack up to my beard
>except for the head, gone bald at 25
>too annoying to shave body, just turns into an itchy mess of ingrown hairs and irritated skin
>at least have a nice beard
>gf loves it, thank god

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>>41100816
Nah
I'm too hairy to do it

I have a landing strip that lines up with my hair below my bellybutton.

This is the gayest thread on a board full of homos

Are there seriously dudes in 2017 who just go completely au naturale?

lmao

shaft and balls with razor, everything else short with machine

>>41101492
I cut my hair and pins in the shower. Has not clogged yet. If I let my hair get long enough I guess I would have to cut it on the bathroom floor then vacuum it with a normal vacuum cleaner.

>>41100816
>needing memewords to motivate yourself to take care of yourself
Its just called hygeine you fucking goon

>>41101492
>tfw about to graduate and wont have the god-tier uni shower drains to shave over anymore
Only good thing about uni facilities.

>>41100906
kek underrated

>>41100816
my girl hates it

If you're not having sex, what even is the point?

Not in a "woe is me, I'm a virgin incel that can't get girls to look at me" way, but a just not going for it way?

>>41101415
>society shames women
no, women shame women
guys might say they prefer shaved, but women only do it to show off to other women

>Asking me to suck your balls when they're covered in hair.
>Thinking I want hair in my food.

No thanks. You honestly don't have to completely shave, but at least trimming looks a lot nicer than a total jungle. Also makes your dick look bigger, too.

>>41104894
I don't know about everyone else, but I just do it because I don't enjoy body hair.

>>41100822
>definition
>from urban Dictionary
>contains an ad for a product
>grammatical errors
>Jessica615

Shave balls, trim pubes. Leave the rest of your body hair alone. Facial hair is optional, but not encouraged.

>>41101534
>l-let's insert something recent and trendy so people can relate more
>heh protestors right guys
>derailing the thread?
>you don't wanna circle jerk around ugly protestors?

>>41105630
Fuck off, retard

>>41105022
hell no, what about the people that have hairy shoulders, stomach, chest, upper arms and back?

trim that shit down every few weeks, there is nothing worse than a dude with hairy upper arms and shoulders...ruins your entire look that you work so hard for

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I trim my dick pubes because wew lad it's like a tropical thorn bush down there if I don't. Shaving gooch or ball hair is literally reserved for homosexuals though.

>>41105630
You're derailing it more by getting triggered by some dude's off hand example. kys

>>41101517
And trim my armpit hair because I het bushes that makes it hard to put on deoderant. I also trim my chest because I'm hairy as fuck and girls have straight up told me I'd look better if I trimmed it. I don't completely shave it though

I keep the pubic triangle trimmed, but I have to shave the hair that grows up my cock or it looks miniscule

>>41105717
>lower arms covered in peach fuzz
>upper arms have a couple of straggling dark brown hairs that are long as fuck
>can't even grow a beard to save my life at 26
Can't fucking win at life.

>>41100816
No because I don't want my body to look like a child's. Nothing wrong if you're naturally hairless or anything, imo. But I'm not gonna go through the effort of razor burn all over my body and on my johnson just to "look better".

Then again I don't lift for women so idk.

>>41105779
This right here. I bare trimmer my chest and sometimes ass(cursed genetics), 3mm arms and legs, shave my balls and dick.

Hair grows all the way up to my belly button. It looks weird if I only shave my pubes so I don't bother anymore. What do?

>>41100822
>so men must education
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

No but seriously, you have to be a mongoloid to not shave properly. The romans did it 2000 years ago so people today have no excuse. Face, armpits, chest, abs and dick is must. Ass optional but it's still recommended.

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Your hair wasn't a mistake.

>>41100816
>shave
>less sweat

its exactly the opposite

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I have this bad habit of plucking my pubes when im bored, so I always have this thinned out, ugly bush. Constantly plucking that shit and popping pimples left it with some reddish spots, so it looks especially ugly.

I pity the chicks that are gonna get baited into sucking my penor after I get fit and develop social skills.

>>41101544

>legs

?

>>41107214
Are you one of those sick bastards that leaves scraggly pubes all over the urinal?

Is a shitty half bears (chin and mustache) better than no beard at all?

Half beard looks weird kind of and no beard makes me 4 years younger. Also chin is kind of weak.
What to do.

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>>41100816
>less sweat
>shaving means sex automatically
>iManscape.com

>>41107327
No, but I leave a lot of those hairs lying around the floor in my room when I pluck them out. When too much gets accumulated, I vacuum it.

Has anyone ever tried Brazilian waxing? Sounds so much easier and you don't and it doesn't hurt like a bitch the day after like it does when you shave and your hair grows back.

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Tbh I didnt even think anyone who cared about their body didnt shave. All the bullshit meme stuff aside, keeping a bush down there is just neckbeard-tier neglect and will make sure you never get a fuckbuddy.

>"B-but I never had a complaint"

You also never slept with the same woman twice except that ugly girlfriend you had for 3 months.

>>41107341
Keep it at a short stubble and it will look okay in most cases. People dont really study your jawline with the bodydysmorphic autism of /fit/, atleast not to the point where you should conceal it at any cost.

>>41107579
Haven't tried how waxing would feel on my crotch but I get my legs waxed so that I don't have to deal with shaving, stubble and all that. At least on legs it isn't a big deal, especially once you've done it once and are just getting the few newly grown hairs pulled.

>>41107749
But that means I go trough periods of having it shaved completely, right? Unless I buy one of those trimmers they have at hair saloons, I guess.

Tried keeping the chin beard at a somehow short length, but it's a mess, gets asymmetrical really fast and is generally a shit show.

>>41107762
Seriously, what I am scared off most is pulling the skin off.
The hair down there feels so thick and I can imagine so well how the skin would give out before the hair, lol.

>>41103557
Hate to tell you, but I think your ex was retarded

>>41107129
GOOD FORM, PUPPER

>>41107689
Why is literally everything considered a neck beard now?

How do you even manscape correctly? Last time I smoothed out it itched like crazy and made me look like a public masturbator.

>>41107928
I want to know the answer is to this as well.

What are some god tier products to apply to skin after shaving?
How can one smoothen the regrowing stubbles so they don't itch as much?

>>41107689
>>41107909
Is that Action Bronson? Also he has a literal neckbeard so I don't see the issue with the filename.

>>41101376
I appreciate a little trim, it doesn't need to be purely bald that's up to her preference but a little organized bush is nice. Plus it feels great rubbing up against it and if you want you can incorporate it into some kinky foreplay by give it gentle tug, maybe even grabbing a little and leading her into the bed room, same as you would do with grabbing her hair.

>>41107928
>>41108295
Shaving is dangerous, just use scissors to trim the hair down there to a reasonable length. A razor can cause tiny cuts that leave you more susceptible to infection.

>>41107909
Well, the guy in the pic DOES have a neckbeard. As in saving hair growing around your neck to make it look like you have an actual beard while hiding your doublechin.

>>41108417
I mean, that's probably cool for pubes above the dick, but what about on the balls?

And the crack.

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>>41100816
>endorphin's

Shave the shaft and balls, wax the back everything else stays.

>>41102142

I actually got in the habit of shaving mine and it's pretty based tbhfam. Feels good putting on jeans, feels good sliding into bed sheets, feels good lying next to a woman with also freshly shaved legs, doesn't get as hot in summer, shows off aesthetic legs. Really minimal downside. Trim with an electric buzzer before you try it the first time and wait a day or two before shaving.

If you want me to suck your dick then it better be at least trimmed
I keep ass balls, pubic area and armpits smooth
Yes homo

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>>41111352
How do you do ass and armpit smoothly?
Genuine question

>>41111377
Just keep up with it regularly
I do taint and ads squatting in the shower
Armpits buzz down before you shave if it's long I guess
Just keep a good razor in the shower takes like 2 mins tops

>>41100816
I don't care what you do with your junk you colossal faggot.

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>>41111405
See my whole body is hairy so if I shave one smoothly completely it will look awkward
> tfw 130Ib

I veet/nair my balls. Haven't had an issue yet.

You better believe I pay attention to the time on those instructions.

>>41100816
>shave pubes
>chick pulls down my pants to suck my cock
>uhh anon wtf I want a man not a fucking 11 year old boy
>leaves me

dont fall for the meme kids

>>41111405
I just use an old beard trimmer on my ass. Less itching and causes less friction

Went from peanut butter in a hairnet, to two wipes max

>>41111579
Shaving yourself bald is retarded. Just trim so you don't look like a filthy unga bunga

>>41108848
>what about on the balls
Scissors senpai,
>And the crack
Cut what you can reach but don't worry about it

>>41101492
Sit on the floor with a towel under you to catch the hairs, use a mirror to have a better angle in front of you

>>41104255
This
I wish my boyfriend had more body hair, I love running my hands through his chest hair and more of it would be amazing

>>41104896
show off how, by stripping naked? as much as I'd like to believe that, I really doubt it

I have kept a nice trim for over a decade and don't plan on switching because of trends

>>41100816
I am a grill. Please dont shave your pubes guys, trim them a bit but dont shave. The stubble scratches pussy and face during sex acts. It also looks weird like a mole baby or a worm or some shit. Also body hair is masculine, to have shaved pubes like a women is gay af.

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>>41100816
Smooth as eggs

I basically have to shave my stomach/chest since it's covered in hair and looks pretty disgusting

I shaved my legs the other day and it actually feels and looks really nice. Not sure if I should shave my ass though, it might feel weird. Also shaved arms probably look really gay and I feel like people I know would make fun of me when they notice

>>41101544
Philips Norelco works pretty well for the pubic area, costs ~$20 on Amazon. Don't use it on your balls though, it cuts them like crazy

>>41102134
>>41112401
so what is the truth, should i not touch my sack and scrotum with that product or are there any better ones
>>41107231
i have chewbacca legs

>>41112382
Shaving your ass is a great feeling. I am very hairy, and the areas I try to keep the most shaved (not counting face+neck):
Back + shoulders
Ass
Pubes
Chest + stomach

I'm ridiculously hairy, but I keep my ballsack, inner thighs and asshole smooth to avoid swamp ass.

>>41100816
>implying no one wants pubes in their teeth

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>>41103301
You better not have a septic tank.

>>41111067
I trim mine down to a 1 with clippers.
> tfw legs are perma stubble

But I agree about jeans and sheets. Feels nice

>>41113120
It will chew your sack. But for trimming pubes and ass hair, its goat

>>41112382
If pooing is like peanut butter in a hairnet, then its time to shave your ass.

Personally I use trimmers. Less itchy when it grows back.

>>41113217
What if I stretch my skin and cut above the skin. also is this one good.
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https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroom-attachment-BG2034/dp/B00OX58Y92/ref=pd_day0_194_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00OX58Y92&pd_rd_r=B8A471TJRYAG1RRCM072&pd_rd_w=NTxdK&pd_rd_wg=uZ8n7&psc=1&refRID=B8A471TJRYAG1RRCM072

the second one looks dangerous near my junk but looks perfect for using it on my ass cheeks and back