Does your gym has a weapon that could surpass metal gear?

Jesus fuck what is that, looks like a leg press?

Yeah, me

That's the scariest fucking machine I've ever seen. What the shit does it do, looks like an insanely over complicated leg press.

What is this black magic

A Hind D?

>>41094957
>>41095065
Its a leg press for manlets. normal leg presses are too low for manlets causing gravity to interfere with their lift. with this machine their at normal human height when lifting

>>41095137
>Manlets have to make their own machines
Hahaha hahaha omg when will they learn.

Looks like a standing chest press

>>41094939
It looks like a fucking zoid

>>41094939
A machine to defend Zion?

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>>41095137
S-STOP!!! THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

>>41094939
Where do you load the plates? the arms on the sides appear to be for storage.

>>41094939
just looked through hammer strengths catalogue and this is nowhere to be found.
Where do you load the plates? and it must hinge or move somewhere?
the fuck is this

Almost looks like a photoshop, or two machines stacked on top of each other somehow.

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>>41094939
wot

>>41094939
what the flying fuck is this?

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>>41094939
who the hell pays money for this

Holy shit! These things are fucking boss.

This machine changed how I workout forever.

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Step it up senpai

>>41094939
what the fuck is going on

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Do you guys like my robot?

>>41094939
WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

workouts that kill
PROTEIN feeds their blackened gainz
And thirst must be quenched to fuel hypertrophy
Cleansing anti-oxidants is the only way to recover
renounce tfw no gf

>>41098302
>>41098336
but those are just several machines in one unit
Op is some batshit contraption
I've tried looking through Hammer Strength site too and found nothing like that.

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>>41098350
this

>>41094939
It looks like a robot that is about to slam a television into someone. This is how it starts, fucking manlet leg presses will cause the rise of the machines.

>>41098350
http://www.shhankang.com/products_detail/productId=421.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXuzsB07AAs

>>41098385
>It is called ultimate leg press with the stronger storage weight horns.

Unglaublich

>>41098409
oh fuck that man is on another level

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>>41098385
>2) Machine Weight : 268 kg

>>41098409
Absolutely screaming

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>>41098409
OH GOD STOP LOCKING OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>41098451
oh shit im waching that right now

>>41098455
>>41098469
Don't worry, the machine has a built in biometric scanner and medical repair kit so he's fine

>>41098385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwjR664ISQ
holy fuck it looks like an amusement park ride

>>41098655
whoops, should've read thread

>>41098409
This thing looks amazing, way more freedom in ROM than any leg press I've ever used.

>The year is 21XX
>The robot empire rises
>Humanity has lost control of the simplest things, for machines we are obsolete and only damage ourselves
>There are but a few safe places in this apocalyptic world
>Luckily for me, my gym owner bought a Metal Gear SQUAT
>Here at the gym we use manlets to power up this destructive machine while the stronges deadlifter gets the honor of controlling this amazing beast
>We are only one of many rebellious groups in this world ruled by machines
>We are Fitness Heaven

>>41098435
Hate that I kek'd st this shitty joke

>>41098409

This is why nobody likes engineers

>>41099308

You know what has even more ROM availabillity?

Squats

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>>41094939

>>41098409
What's the difference between this and machine hack squats?

>>41099497
You can fuck a girl while doing H-squats

>>41098409
>we only thought about if we could. we never thought about if we should.

>>41098409
>I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting

>>41099471
kek
someone post the fly machine with the barbell spear