What do I do now?

i'd eat your ass with a spork I stole from a Chinese buffet

>>41089119
I don't wanna go near her ass though

>>41089104
tell her she's ugly and you only like guy cock

>>41089104
Ask if you can practice low bar squats over her face as you need a cute nose for your taint to bounce off and the last girl looked like a jewish Owen Wilson causing you to have a muscle imbalance in your quadriceps

>>41089140
what are you, gay?

>>41089104
Girls on Tinder got their pick of dick man. So you have to stand out, or she has to just fuck everything that moves desu. Say something witty

>>41089179
or just be forward. Sometimes they like that.

>>41089104
it's easily to tell she's narcisst senpai don't even waste your time

>>41089226
Literally EVERY girl is a narcisist.

In this day and age girls think they deserve the world because they have a vagina.

Way back when women used to think "family > me" but that's no more.

There are a lot of guys like that too but it seems to be a greater percent of women like that. I've frankly given up on relationships. Everyone is the main character of their own life and usually someone becomes the side character in a relationship. It"s rare that a relationship turns out to be a 'equals' situation to the point of such a rarity that it's pointless.

>>41089311
U need to find a bae who is hustling for financial goals

"hey we matched"
"what do we do now"

>>41089104
" I have a 2 inch penis with your name on it... well I couldn't write the last two letters on it because I kinda ran out of space."