Does /fit/ takes trips to Pattaya, Thailand?

I'd fuck a ladyboy if i ever went there.
Just to see what its like, probably suck her (his) cock too.
Then when i come back id pretend like it never happened.

No homo ofc

>>41084297
All I see are a bunch of betas that still look pathetic trying to get prostitutes

>>41084297
You can just walk in a pharmacy and buy test e in thailand.

>>41084395
He's got plenty of other videos of the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2hgMqe6pAc

Try this one.

If I ever went to Thailand for any reason I would deny it specifically because of the spectre of extremely shady sex tourism.

>>41084421
So the guy's basically a sexpat just bumming around? Living the life desu

>>41084297
If I ever went to thailand it'd be to train in muay thai. The camps there are pretty cheap, I've looked into it before.

If I ever went to Thailand it'd be for tranny surgery.

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>>41084436
It's not very shady, it's pretty out in the open and accepted.

But yeah, these guys come here for the nightlife and prostitutes.

>>41084440
Yeah a lot of these guys are. Prostitutes only cost like $30-$50 USD too, everything is really cheap there because of the exchange rate.

You can buy $50 decent whore for long time, as opposed to short time, "love you long time" isn't just a joke, it's slang for her sleeping at your place overnight or acting like your girlfriend for the weekend or something.

roider paradise

see: zyzz, sharky

>>41084297

because steroids are EXTREMELY cheap and given by doctors there.

>boner from vid

hehehe no homo guys.. right babes?

>>41084297

>cheap
>steroids
>trannies


what is there not to like?

>>41084559
The women aren't actually that attractive unless you're blinded by some hardcore yellow fever.
It's loud, humid, and uncomfortable.
Food is great though, and cheap.

>>41084548
They are actually girls, r-right guys?

>>41084594
>get roids for mad cheap
>bulk for mad cheap
>fuck hot trannies for mad cheap and beat them up afterwards because they're faggots

truly the /fit/ way to live there

>>41084297
It's mostly for underage fuckery

>>41084297
>At least 70% of the white tourists look like they lift.
They are Aussies. Thailand is a big vacation destination for Aussies because of the distance and cheap price.

4chan has trained my eye to spot trannies but in thailand there are so many advanced trannies. How do I tell the regular prostitutes from the ones with cocks?

>>41084617
>t. George Incest Leeman

>>41084297
We can but we don't want to

>>41084680
Adams apple.

How are you supposed to figure out which ones have dicks and which ones don't? Or do they all have cocks?

>>41084680
just ask
they are very open about it

>>41084704
They'll straight up tell you.

>>41084436
Kiev, Warsaw, Bangkok, Manila and Bucarest are sexual destinations for men and therefore are considered third world, shitty and crappy places.
Paris, Barcelona, London, Milan, Lisbon and Marrakesh are sexual destinations for women and therefore are considered modern, glamorous and trendy.

>>41084712
>warsaw
no
poland isnt a good whoring country anymore
but romania and ukraine are still going strong

>>41084712
Why not go to paris, Barcelona, milan, and Lisbon looking for those same women?

>>41084680
this >>41084695
butt shape (males have a squarer butt, girls butt is more like an upside balloon)
big hands/feet
longer torso
dick

>>41084712
>Paris, Barcelona, London, Milan, Lisbon and Marrakesh are sexual destinations for women and therefore are considered modern, glamorous and trendy.
This is news to me. I thought it was Africa and the Caribbean because elderly white spinsters love the BBC.

>>41084712
>Marrakesh

I'll be going to Thailand for a month this july but I doubt I'll bother with Pattaya. Supposedly you can score free Thai girls pretty easily just using Tinder.

>>41084712
I have family in Kiev but I wouldnt fuck hookers from there. There is a high rate of HIV and drug abuse, plus the women are seriously overrated in a way. Like they have the most 10/10s of any place but many of the women are just 6s. What I mean is that 7s, 8s, and 9s arent really common but there are tons of 6s and 10s compared to other places. As you could imagine many of the 10s dont need to whore themselves out so youre just stuck with 6s unless you look hard

>>41084751

OR you just fucking ask them because they will always tell you

>>41084744
>going on vacation to a super expensive city so you can hit on dried up old hags

I know a couple from Thailand. The man is an average white guy nearing 50 and the woman is absolutely fucking gorgeous, early 30s. According to them, I would just drown in pussy because I'm white and not ugly. Based on this, why get hookers?

>>41084680
Learn the difference between Thai and Western beauty standards. That's really what gets tourists. Thai girls look attractive by Thai standards. Since Thai standards are different from Western, many tourists see Thai girls as ugly. Ladyboys on the other hand follow more Western beauty standards. So a lot of tourists think Ladyboys are girls because they look more attractive than the real girls because of the different beauty standards they pursue.

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>>41084297
>went to Thailand when I was still a DYEL (I still am but I was 110lbs at this stage)
>wanted to an alpha white guy and fuck Thai pussy
>no prositutes for me I told myself I will fuck real local girls and fellow tourist
>plus I am Dutch so 6'2 and felt this would be to my advantage
>get to Thailand, very excited first night in the city
>straight away find a bar full of Thai girls and westerners
>feel confident at first and buy a drink
>as I scan around notice a bunch of big alphas with muscles staring at me
>one of them smiles
>'NICE SHIRT!'
>I am wearing a shirt that is having on a picture of a picture of planet earth, on fire with the words 'I WOOP GREENHOUSE ASSES'
>literally paid to have this made myself because I thought it was badass
>feel really nervous
>spend the night drinking alone and covering my shirt best I can
>next night go to a different bar in a normal shirt (a Dutch national football team shirt)
>approach a couple of Thai girls
>try and make small talk
>basically blurt out nothing
>they look confused and kind of blank faced wander off
>feel anxious
>go and sit on a wall outside

The rest of the trip was OK I guess, but I just went to beaches and famous sights, I didn't g out after dark.

>>41084838

>I WOOP GREENHOUSE ASSES

Do you still woop greenhouse asses, or did you stop once you got back from Thailand?

>>41084798
>"are you a tranny?"
>"no"
>"ok let's fuck"
>get to the bedroom undress her and see a dick

not everybody is a faggot like you

I just realized one thing about tranny market. If a customer comes up to them and ask them "are you tranny" they won't lie becouse they don't know what are you looking for - trannies or a grills.

Mind blown

>>41084838
>6'2 110lb

You wouldnt get pussy if you were the last man on earth

>>41084838

>next night go to a different bar in a normal shirt (a Dutch national football team shirt)

I would say a bright orange shirt makes you look painfully touristy and not that interesting to normal Thai girls

>>41084861
they know.
bald, no beard + big muscles goes for tranny

>>41084867
still more than he would as a 300+ landwhale at that height tbhfam

>>41084838
>6'2
>110lb

What the fuck.

>>41084860

You're a fucking retard. Thai ladyboys have no interest whatsoever in tricking people. Its not a taboo like it is in most countries.

>>41084860
You repressed fuck. That is not how it works. Maybe if you left your moms basement and went outside go see the rest of the world...

>>41084838
>Dutch

Isn't Amsterdam famous for have 10/10 whores?

Thailand is a 3rd world shithole where literally any bumbfuck dumb white cunt can get laid.

It's extremely cheap to live there but if you want to actually live there you need to heavily invest in the thai economy (i think you need to have 500k USD in a bank account to be an expat there)

pro tip: the Ladyboys look better than the real girls on the streets. take that as you will

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>>41085040
>It's extremely cheap to live there but if you want to actually live there

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>>41084838
>'I WOOP GREENHOUSE ASSES'

>>41084838
Are you literally Mr Skeltal?
I can't concieve of how thin that is and google came up with nothing.

>>41085065
Translation:
The cost of living there is low, but the barrier to move there is high

>>41084896
Did Big Lenny popularize the tranny hunting market?

>>41084332
If the penis is feminine it's not gay

>>41085065
It's more like 20k

>>41084838

I'm 6'2 and the skinniest I've ever been was 135 lbs, and I was literally gaunt and everyone told me I looked like I was on the verge of dying.

Being 20 lbs lighter you literally must have looked like a holocaust victim.

I'd stretch the asshole of the ladyboy with the nipple out

>>41084617
kek! fuckin made my weekend

I actually want a qt Thai gf but probably all of them have fucked western tourists at some point.
Fuck

>>41084838
>>41084838
what are some good sights to see?

going to thailand in the summer, actually plan on avoiding pattaya

>>41084297
im waiting until scientists release a vaccine for herpes (5 years away). then i will take regular visits there for sure.

Brazil is the patrician sex tourism country

>>41084680
Also height, Adams apple can be covered up. If you are absolutely not sure, always try to pick the smallest one. Increases your chances of not encountering a tranny.

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>go to thailand
>learn muay thai
>cheap food
>cheap steroids

Lets go bruhs

>>41084297
>>41084421
are go-go bars just strip clubs?

are the girls at these go-go bars all prostitutes?

>>41084744

in Barcelona and Lisbon you can get 8/10 South Americans for 100 euros

>>41086217
>are the girls at these go-go bars all prostitutes?

No but many are.

Pretty much any girl you see in slutty clothing walking around Pattaya is for sale at some price.

>>41084594
nah, man. in pattaya and bangkok there are entire streets full of 10/10 clubrat surgery stunners.

it is absolutely rediculous

/fit/izens go there for steroids, lifestyle, low cost of living, and prostitutes


i lived there for years

>>41085466

no he is right. if you dont want to do tourist visa runs you either need to buy elite visa for 15k USD every 5 years or invest several hundred thousand dollars. I think 300k but might be wrong.

but you can also just sign up for muay thai classes and get an ED visa for first few years.

>>41086417
Did you do the ED visa thing? If so, could you recommend me some good place to train at?
I planned on going to thailand to train a couple years ago but my doctor told me I had to stop doing MA cause of a bad hip(also had to stop training), I'm really tempted to say fuck it desu and just go...

>>41086634
Idk why I said the same thing twice, guess I'm tired kek

>>41084440
Yeah until the AIDS kicks in

would you recommend a virgin with fear of intimacy to break his streak of hardcore abstinence in the hands of a thai prostitute (female)?

>when i last visited they had 5 grades of ladies
fuck does that even mean? slim/fat but 5 grades? damn nigga

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>>41087198
Why not 2, or even three at the same time? Worst you could do is looking like this, but rest assured: they want your money and don't care about your shyness

>>41086640
>>41086634

There is actually only one muay thai facility left in the country that does ED visas so you dont have any choice. IIRC it is in chiang mai. you can also get an ED visa for studying thai anywhere in the country but these days you actually have to go to class at least several hours per week.

It would be easiest to just get a 9 month tourist visa plus a few back to back 30 day entries. Then fly home and get a new passport and repeat.

>>41087369

By 9 month tourist visa i mean a triple entry

>>41084838
>110lbs
>6'2
t.slenderman

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>>41087198
I joke that the day I lost my virginity was the day I fucked three hookers.
Biggest regret...was that i didn't fuck them all at the same time.

But seriously, I lost my virginity to a prostitute, then had sex with two more that same day.

Here's what i did.
1. Went on backpage.com and compiled a list of the ten best looking girls advertising for the closest city. I wrote their name, hour rate, and phone number.
2. Booked a night at a decent but not expensive hotel ( I think i paid like 75 - 100 USD)
3. Borrowed my dad's car. I told him i was taking a girl to a hotel to fuck her.
I legit went on a date the night before I asked him, but the date didn't go well. And I lied that it went REALLY well, and I would be losing my virginity to her the next time.
4. With about 700 USD in my wallet; I headed to the city with my hooker list, a reservation, and a bundle of nerves. I did stop by the liquor store to buy some alcohol.
5. Once settled, I worked down the list, until I met with three hookers. Each one was an "outcall" which meant I left my hotel room to go to their place to fuck. Then I would drive back to my room to regroup (aka drink more alcohol) then head out to the next. Repeat 3 times.

Overall it was a crazy day. I felt hollow, and depressed. Sex was this built up thing in my mind. You know the Disney tale bullshit this society feeds you is an illusion...
At the time I was incredibly depressed, but looking back on it, I'm glad i got it done with.
I kid you not, after that day, that same semester I fucked TWO girls from my classes.
It's like I had to overcome a mental barrier, to get to the next level.

You don't have to go across the world for sex. And if you're looking for an experience you have the power to make your own.
Nowadays you can even book pornstars to fuck with, just do your research.

>>41087459
I don't think you know how broken and empty I'd feel if sex will be a letdown. It's not because I'm hyping sex, after all it's just mechanics and pleasure - it's that, at the end of the day, my life is painfully incomplete and disappointing, and I kept this closeted feeling that "IF ONLY I WAS HAVING SEX EVERYTHING WOULD BE MUCH BETTER". You know? It's a defense mechanism, to keep me from accepting the fact that it's not lack of sex that's making my life miserable, it's my own goddamn fault. So if I had sex and it was a disappointment, I'd be left with nothing.

How old were you, and why didn't you wait to have sex with someone who wouldn't require monetary incentives to do it with you?

>>41087369

Master Toddy's in BKK does ED Visa for training Muay Thai.

>>41087379

No such thing as a triple anymore, there is multiple entry double's available at your home consulate/embassy and if timed correctly you can squeeze 9 months out of it.

>>41087529
>why didn't you wait to have sex with someone who wouldn't require monetary incentives to do it with you?

This almost doesn't exist.

Even 10/10 Chad has to have some money/income to be seen as an acceptable long term partner. There's no female that will be in a long-term relationship with a male NEET with no money, regardless of how attractive he is.

If it's something promiscuous, you still have to pay for the club/drinks/restaurant/transportation/hotel.

No woman on this Earth will fuck you without money, regardless of how attractive you are or how good your personality is, exceptions are EXTREMELY rare.

>>41087577
You know that's not what I meant. The question wasn't "why didn't you get it cheaper", but "why didn't you wait for someone who'd do it because they also liked you".

>>41085040

Incredibly easy to stay in Thailand for extended periods of time using ED visa's, multi entry tourist visa's, or Thailand Elite.

For dirty old sexpats (50+) you only need 1M baht ($30k usd) in a bank account for unlimited extensions.

It's incredibly easy to get laid by normal office working Thai girls if you lift and dress well (godmode if you can speak a little bit of Thai).

SRC: Lived in BKK for 3 years, working on the Internet for maximum financial arbitrage. EZ LIFE.

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>>41087198
hey, it's me from >>41087459

Some questions:
How old are you? what are your experiences with the opposite sex?
And what makes you think about going down the path i took?

And some follow up advice.
-Make sure to wear a condom.
-Go with Outcalls or incalls (But never an Incall from where you live)
-Pay no more than 150 - 250 an hour.
-Book a full hour, not a half hour or worse the 15 min bullshit some offer.
-When you enter the bedroom place the money on the nightstand, where she can see it. Do NOT let her take it, she can count it if she want.
-Chat for a bit, 5 -15 mins, and escalate physically... If you don't know how to do it naturally, then you need to be verbally honest.
-She is going to be a bit scared too, because you're new to her, and you might be a cop. The sooner you both are naked, the less anxious she will be.
-Take in the experience for what it is. This isn't a porno, This isn't a movie, this is an experience in your life, just go with the flow. No big deal.

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>>41087630
>How old are you?
Wizard. No I am not kidding.
>what are your experiences with the opposite sex?
A girl kissed me once, back in high school. Got some numbers. Had a date once. Fin.
>And what makes you think about going down the path i took?
Birthday coming up, feeling too old my life would ever change. That moment of, "aaah, it finally happened, things are turning up right" - that's not gonna happen anymore, not with someone my age who by now has expectations and experience. No woman in an appropriate age group to date me would ever be understanding to my situation, and I've been alone for so long I don't know how to be with other people anymore, not for longer than a few hours.
Also I kinda wish I wasn't born and I feel like doing something rash and uncharacteristic to negate that feeling.

>Go with Outcalls or incalls (But never an Incall from where you live)
Why?

>>41087679
Fuck it if you feel that depressed, and want to kill yourself, just say fuck it.

Everything good, cheap and rash is available in Thailand on the cheap.

Steroids, coke, hookers.

Just say fuck it t b h

>>41087198
I'd see a English speaking white girl and tell her your a virgin (mostly likely she will think its cool you chose her to have the experience with).

Its what I did and it was a fun experience. Asian hookers in Australia generally don't speak English well enough that I wouldn't recommend for first timers.

What's the name of the roid dude that fucks only child prostitutes?

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>>41084297
>tfw his height starts with 5'

>>41087696
>and want to kill yourself
I don't want to kill myself, just kinda wishing I was never born. It's a more pathetic and passive approach to life.

>Steroids, coke, hookers.
The reason I haven't gone to a hooker by now is that I used to object to it. It's not only admitting defeat (I have to pay someone to want to fuck me / I'm running away from facing my fears), but also in some countries prostitutes are abused and have their passports stolen etc.. Not in Thailand, though, I admit.

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>>41084297
What? Barely 2-3 guys in the whole vid who actually look like they lift (prob aussies), bunch of fat/skinny asians, old US pedos, and bydlo Russians.
>>41084453
AKA team camps a bretty gut.

>>41087749
>It's not only admitting defeat
Lel. Get some good meat, get some confidence, get basic fuging skills. Losing your virginity with a prostitute is not that bad. It's not having sex with stacy on a prom night ofc

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>>41084297
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

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>>41087529
Me again.

Well you're being very honest. I appreciate that.
From what you are telling me; In your mind, sex is being used as a defense mechanism for coping with your depression.
For you, it seems, you can hold onto the idea that sex is the cure. That once you have it, you will feel better.
But you already know the truth deep down inside. Which is fucking amazing, that you have the self awareness to see that.

What you describe is literally, a self limiting belief. Because you are putting so much value on sex (that with sex you can redeem your life and feel complete.), your interactions with others (especially women) will be affected by it. This will more often than not happen unconsciously, and while yourself and others may not consciously be aware of it...something will feel off.
And I say this from personal experience. Because once I came face to face with sex, and saw it for what it really was, my outlook changed. Was still the same old depressed guy, but i was able to lay woman after.

Now (5 years later) Im not (as much) depressed, and my outlook on life is good.
And like i said, it's better to gain the life experience than to go without it. Even for the sake of verifying what you know to be true.

Smashing apart the lies we tell ourselves (like sex is the cure), is one step closer to living in the truth.
I recommend you have sex, one way or another. To destroy your defense mechanisms and to deal with how life really is. You'll grow stronger because of it.
No rush man, do it when your ready. And just enjoy the experience.

>>41087577
It's not like that.

You know how the fitness industry confuses so many people with what it takes to get fit.
All these special diets, these workouts, and pills/machines/herbs/magic that will get you fit.

When really it comes down to something as simple as Calories in/out, and move your body.

It's the simple truth that people overlook.

And just like in fitness, there is a simple truth in getting women.

>>41084297
that video is honestly creepy as fuck.

>>41087888
>creepy
this is not creepy in the slightest compared to the shit posted on this website

>>41087813
What good has this amazing awareness done to me? At the end of the day, I waited too long for some magical event to take place, where a girl will see past my defenses and help me overcome my fear in something holywood could make into a 90 minute romantic drama; but that's not gonna happen, I'm too old.

Look, put yourself in my shoes: for me, going to a prostitute only to have meaningless, unsatisfying sex that would either end in 30 seconds or not end at all, and just be this mechanical effort with a stranger who doesn't care about me, would be to admit that I've given up on the idea that I'm worth enough as a human being that a woman can find me attractive enough to want to fuck me. I don't know if that would do me as much good as you think.

In addition, this whole thing escalated because of my fear of intimacy. I don't know if that would be resolved by having mechanical, unsatisfying sex with a prostitute. I'd be left not only admitting defeat, but also still held back by my unconfronted fear.

It all feels too complex to untangle, like a Gordian knot. I just feel like giving up on everything because there's no direct way out of this bullshit.

Also,
>Go with Outcalls or incalls (But never an Incall from where you live)
Why?

>>41087738
sharky

I'm moving to China soon and I watch these Thailand street videos sometimes for a good laugh. I would love to go to Thailand, but I would avoid the sexpat areas like the plague. I have nothing against prostitution but it's hard to not feel like I'm better than another man who is paying for a $5 ugly Thai whore with a dick.

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>>41087679
Me again.

>Wizard. No I am not kidding.
So you held out long enough to get your wizard powers. Now you can transition to the mortal form with carnal knowledge of the arcane. Quite unorthodox.
>A girl kissed me once, back in high school. Got some numbers. Had a date once. Fin.
I was very much the same, except I was kissless.
>Birthday coming up, feeling too old my life would ever change. That moment of, "aaah, it finally happened, things are turning up right" - that's not gonna happen anymore, not with someone my age who by now has expectations and experience. No woman in an appropriate age group to date me would ever be understanding to my situation, and I've been alone for so long I don't know how to be with other people anymore, not for longer than a few hours.
Believe it or not there are girls that have a similar sexual history like yourself. And I think you underestimate the capacity for a person to empathize (become understanding) of your situation, especially if an emotional bond is created.
Now, attracting said female and then subsequently forming an emotional bond, is another story. But I think you already know this.
You've probably done your research on what attracts a woman, but like the fitness industry, there's so much shit out there it can get confusing.
And I'm not going to turn this into "how to pick up chicks" because at this stage, you need to go deeper.
>Also I kinda wish I wasn't born and I feel like doing something rash and uncharacteristic to negate that feeling.
I admire that in a strange way. So often you hear people (sometimes suicidal) say they want to end it, that they don't want to live anymore. It's the passive resignation that always puzzled me.
But something is different about you. You feel this horrible feeling and your instinct is to take action. Drastic action. You're putting up a fight, and I like that.
You're taking action. If you can take action towards a purpose (any), you will feel better.
Go find your purpose.

>>41084617
Lol 10/10 buddy

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>>41087936
Me again.
>Go with Outcalls or incalls (But never an Incall from where you live)
Basic hygiene. Assuming you're USA, then prostitution is illegal.
The reason I remind you is not for a moral reason.
But for the practical fact that you will not have the protection of society's institutions.
This means there is an increased risk, and you need to protect yourself accordingly.
Meet in a neutral place, or at her location.
You can have really deep conversations with prostitutes, but don't divulge self identifying information at the firt meeting.

What type of experience are you looking for?
Personally I went into the experience with the understanding that I will never see her again. It satisfied me existentially, and reinforced the idea that nothing lasts and everything is fleeting. I could feel the freedom to say whatever I wanted to say, and do whatever the moment called for. I could be completely honest without fear, because I wasn't building a future with her.
However, if you're the type that wants something more; you can go into the experience with the intention of finding a regular girl. One that you can build a longer working relationship. I stress that you need to be careful!
Prostitutes, strippers, pornstars, sex workers... they are all human beings, like anyone else. They are capable of loving someone, as much as people are capable of loving them.
But you need to be fucking careful. Make sure you manage expectations, and know for yourself what you're looking for. Make sure you're both on the same page. The last thing you want is one person thinking it's business and another thinking it's love.
I avoid that entirely by never meeting with the same girl more than once.

m8 of mine used to work in Perth and every week off he'd go up there and fuck two oe three girls who he had bought implants for.
The kicker was the bigger the implants the more time[money] he spent with them, so somewhere up there there are three 17yo with huge fake tits running around.

Where can I fuck massive thai tiddies brehs?

>>41087198
Yeah i did it and now dont have problems. She was filipina and we were sorta friends though.

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>>41087936
Me again.

>It all feels too complex to untangle, like a Gordian knot. I just feel like giving up on everything because there's no direct way out of this bullshit.

I understand what you mean.
The fear of intimacy, the meaninglessness, the unsatisfactory, unfulfilling, and mechanical way that life seems to be.

You sound very existential, are you nihilistic as well?

There are two types of people in this world. There are Seymours and there are Arnolds
>Tell them both that the universe is without intrinsic meaning, or purpose.
>Tell them both that they are tiny insignificant specks in the entirety of the universe.

Arnold sees so much empty space. He feels free. He has absolute freedom to do whatever he wishes and go to wherever he wants.
Arnold knows his time will end, and he laughs. He laughs because it's a statistical miracle he's alive in the first place. He was most certainly destine to be a cloud of dust floating through space. Yet here he is, how absurd.

Seymour sees so much empty space . He feels terror. He is absolutely isolated, and as hard as he searches for something, anything else, he cannot find it.
Seymour knows his time will end, and he cries. He cries because he finds no meaning, in this indifferent universe. He will most certainly return to be a cloud of dust floating through space. How tragic.

Fuck Seymour, be an Arnold.

are STDs very prevalent over there? ive heard the aids isnt too bad (even amoungst the ladyboys) but dont see how when i believe no condom is very common practice

>>41084815
Cause hookers are more simple. Pay, fuck, get out. You'll be drowning in pussy sure, but most of them will be asking you to buy them clothing, makeup, etc anyways.

>>41089217
That sounds nice desu

>>41084744
They're not looking for you, desu. Women who travel consider their vagina to be a passport. They need it stamped, but not with your ink.

>>41084297
are these all trannys?

>>41086078
Brazil is a crime ridden shithole

I went to Thailand. Fucked a hooker bareback and creampied her(maybe him). Luckily I didn't catch anything.

>>41087577
You're close to the truth but not fully there. A 10/10 girl would bang and be in a relationship with a poorfag neet if he has value. As soon as that value is gone he will kicked to the curb.

>>41084787

Thailand is a very popular destination, Pattaya/Bangkok are pretty filled with tourists. Phuket/Patong I think are the less popular spots.

>>41088839

no condom is normal in asia because less nignogs and homosexuality isn't prevalent (which means lower AIDS rate since gays are the leading cause of HIV transmission)

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>>41084297
>video gets to the lady boys
>the lady boys are hotter than the previous whores

>>41087459
>Went on backpage.com

Where do they advertise now, since the "adult" sections were apparently removed? "Massage"? Every one I see is full of stock shots of asians in compromising positions and even advertising two masseuses for "four hand massage".

>>41084738
>poland isnt a good whoring country anymore
why

>>41086246
why not just get them in south america for 10-20 euros?

>>41084680
you can tell by the way they move, women move very softly, men are almost jarring the way they move. also the face is a dead giveaway
>>41084838
dude you were a fucking SKELETON at that weight. how the fuck were you even alive?
>>41086381
all the trannies looked disgusting in those vids.

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>>41084838
>6'2
>110lbs
>just under 50kg

Fucking how?
>when I was still a DYEL

you've fucking gone even further beyond.

That dude in the foreground
>south east district
>3361
To much Starship Galactica lmao

>>41090317
>what are ladyboys

>>41088123
>You're putting up a fight
There's not a lot of that left in me, though. I'm kinda at the end of my rope. This is more of a drastic spontaneous move born out of desperation, not something logical meant to fix anything.
>>41088421
>What type of experience are you looking for?
I don't know. I just feel like being able to say to myself that I'm not a virgin anymore. But after all this time to end with such a hollow experience doesn't feel right either.
>>41088763
Arnold is delusional, Seymour knows what's what. Whatever I do now is meaningless, my family will end up dead and rotting in the grave, and all my actions will be forgotten and my existence negated. I can't fight my program anymore, this is how I react emotionally to this knowledge.

>>41084297
Dude, Thailand is the fucking bomb if you wanna get a hold of steroids. Dudes from Australia, Scandinavia, America and plenty of other Western men go there simply for the steroids and the drugs. The sluts who shower you in sexual attention because white = rich is just a bonus.

>>41084838
>6'2 and 110 lbs
This is how I know that you're full of shit, you'd be dead at this point, seriously. The smallest I've been was when I was 130 lbs at 5'9 when I was 15 and even at that weight I was a fucking skeleton.

>>41087354
How come all the people who won these look so fucking ugly?

you can live out your fantasy. pussy/feminine penis there is very cheap

>>41084297
>Why is there so many /fit/ guys from around the world going to Pattaya to fuck Thai prostitutes? Can't they fuck girls back home?

white sex tourist make up the majority of child prostitution in south east asia

I was in Pattaya in 2014, and the weirdest thing of all is how many white females are on vacation there. Any normal person with access to google can figure out what the city is, I would expect literally 0 white women to be walking around but there were seriously a lot of tourists. You can even see it in OP's video. Blows my mind

>>41084297
Roids are legal and cheap.

>>41084712
>Lisbon
Fuck off.

>>41091147
Source on that? Cause it sounds like you made it up and based it on nothing other than it fits your narrative. And I'm not even white

>>41091191
Sex tourism is not limited to men. A lot of women go there to fuck lady boys and whatever the diametric oppsite is (men girls?) too.

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>>41091239
>A lot of women go there to fuck lady boys

After 20 years on the internet, I've never once read any stories suggesting that women do this. Not even the suggestion of women liking trannies, ever.

>>41084332
enjoy aids

>>41091223
www.eurekastreet.com.au/article.aspx?aeid=45241

>>41091267
Me neither.
Kinda want to, now.

>>41091223
abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2325416

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>>41091267

There's plenty of female pornstars that fuck trannies. Alura Jenson comes to my mind first.

There are a lot of mentally ill people in this world so I'm sure there's a huge underground community for women liking trannies.

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>>41091303
>pornstars

>Can't they fuck girls back home?

Honestly, no.
Australia (where most of the tourists come from) is home of the cuckboy.
Raised by a single mother in a country where just 3 decades ago hypermasculinity was the norm. But Cultural Marxism has managed to destroy all of that in one generation.
Now the boys grow up directionless, insecure, depressed, and very confused.
As soon as they turn 18 they start juicing and hit the clubs while doing pills every weekend. Their older male relatives watch on in bewilderment, questioning when they are going to start looking for a job. Most of them literally cannot change a tyre, despite having the testosterone levels of 10 men.
Their relationships with women are completely broken. When they do manage to get girls, they become totally smitten, while calling the girl a slut to their mates, and still trying to sleep with other girls. When the girl sleeps with another guy however, dude has a breakdown, tries to kill himself or goes on a month long drug bender.
These are the types of guys that ho to Thailand. Muscled up, tribal tattooed airheads, with extreme emotional issues and no life skills.

This is the modern West. We are witnessing the fall of Rome.

>>41091335
*upvotes*

>>41091304

And? There is a demand for porn because there is a customer base that wants it.

You seriously think in the whole fucking world there aren't females interested in trannies? Yet there are people who get their dick hard for scatting, pissing, crushing balls, necropihilia etc?

Come the fuck on now retard

>>41091441
>a customer base that wants it
Yes, men.

>>41091441
>And? There is a demand for porn because there is a customer base that wants it.
Yeah, a customer base that's 99% men

>>41091441
Full blown retard

Where to live in pattaya for cheap?

>>41091267
I have read a ton of stories of almost any and all variation of body getting fucked by women. By and large the tendency seems to be to have a lesbian fling over there from the confession stories in mainstream media. A number of ladyboys insist on being treated as women so suppose some of the crossover cones from that.

It's harder to find a lot of the forums now but it's very much a thing. Also swole men go over there for roids, it's mostly why Zyzz went over.

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>>41091335
>a country where just 3 decades ago hypermasculinity was the norm
Eh?

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>>41091941
Typical Aussie man from the 70s.

>>41084712
>Paris, Barcelona, London, Milan, Lisbon and Marrakesh are sexual destinations for women

lol no. Try Jamaica and the Dominican Republic, white boy.

>>41084297
i dont think i could ever sleep with a thai girl over there

id be deathly afraid of picking up a ladyboy by mistake or getting AIDS

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>>41087679
>Also I kinda wish I wasn't born

>>41087813
philosopher post

you are a patrician

>>41091303
pornstars will do anything for money. if you'd offer them enough money most of them would probably have sex with animals

is there any westerner looking hookers there ? i remember an anon on /trv/ said that hesaw some ukrainian or russian prostitutes in thailand

>>41087529
it's not that good desu, it's more the emotional side of knowing that you mean something to a real female(enough for them to let you put your dick inside their little slit.) Drugs are better

>>41092201
yesh lot of Russian whores in Thailand but they are expensive and rude

>>41092148
>if you'd offer them enough money most of them would probably have sex with animals

They should start offering them more then.

>>41084297
No, I'm too afraid of Sharkey.

>Can't they fuck girls back home?

Thailand is cheaper. You can fuck a dozen Thai ladyboys for the price of one Dutch prostitute.

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>going to thailand and not fucking a ladyboy, is like going to turkey and not eating kebab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-1yjartA4

>>41084704
Why would it even matter? The b-hole and mouth is still good. And you can even suck her off afterwards if you feel like it.

>>41085020
Yeah, but they're expensive as fuck. That's why guys go to Thailand.

>>41084712
What about Amsterdam?

>>41086078

Brazil is literally teeming with AIDS ridden whores, street thugs and idiots. Fuck that shithole.

>>41094014
what a hero, im a fan of that guy

>can buy roids otc
>can buy benzos otc (less kcal than alcohol)
>qt asian traps going cheap

What's not to like?

Is Thailand the only place you can get OTC human grade test?

>>41084860

Are you a retard?
Ladyboys are a niche product so they go for more
Like gluten free bread - the demand for the product is lower so it's more expensive
Why would they lower their own value

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>tfw fell for the tranny meme once
I don't know what I was expecting but still, fuck you faggots

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>Willingly leaving gym area and not cooking your own meals every day
Motherfuck no I don't take trips to Thailand, or anyfuckingwhere else.
>Just find a gym and cook your own meals then
Fuck off, that's what I'm staying at home for.

>>41084706
black papasan?

>>41084502

I am more worried about getting AIDS or "accidentally" fucking a ladyboy

>>41084297
You could not pay me to go to that hell hole.

>>41093415
I have no idea how he manages to survive out there. The locals don't like him. He has some people in Aus that want him dead (although maybe by now they've cut their losses). There have been long periods where he's been homeless by the look of it too.

>>41094781

Can i get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>41084297
Are there any part in thailand for people who like guys, like gogo clubs and stuff? Men, not twinks.

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>>41084838
include me in the screencap

>>41087749

Sounds to me like you have a serious issue of Lilbitchitis

>>41094295
Higher demand = higher price.

Unless it's a luxury item....

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>tfw every single thai hooker ive fucked has implants
They might not have scars but they sure feel aweful

>>41094794

Loanshark - beat people up, fucking shit person.

Ran away from AUS after getting convicted.

Now in Thailand, selling roids and giving protection to hookers for money.

Beats up random people for random fucking reasons.

Overall, 10/10 Killed Zyzz.

>>41084297
>Why is there so many /fit/ guys from around the world going to Pattaya to fuck Thai prostitutes? Can't they fuck girls back home?

Either trying to fuck ladyboys and avoid western judgement. Or they are oil money dudes trying to avoid state income tax.

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/fit/ how do you overcome internet addiction?

I think it is my biggest road block to getting fit. I was able to diet and get 35 pounds off. It was a protean, low carb diet. I didn't have to change much. Just eat grilled fish, chicken with some leafy greens.

I have a gym membership but can never seem to find time to go. I work lots of 9 to 10 hour days. When I get off work I go to the computer and lose track of time. Next thing I know, its too late to go work out.

I get in a cycle of checking facebook, reddit, 4chan, etc. The start is usually job searching and my auctions on ebay.

How do I do just what I need to do for work and money online, then get up, and go to the gym?

I've left myself notes and used a timer. But I end up ignoring them and looking at the 4 mighty websites again and again.

How do I break my internet addiction while still selling on ebay / job looking and get my ass to the gym?

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>>41084617
h-hahaha like i'd like to do that

>>41095183
Not memeing, how do they actually feel?

>>41092975
>expensive
cheaper than what i pay here i hope

>rude
it depend but i agree, some have princess attitude.

>>41095369
Get a home gym you spineless fuck
>how do I stop being a lazy fucker hurr
Stop being one, there's nothing we can do to fix it

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>go to massage parlour
>get massage
>proceed to happy end as usual
>suddenly slides a finger up my bum
>hesitate at first but meh, feels kinda good
>she asks if I want to go further
>What does she mean with further? does she want sexy time? what did she mean with this
>calculate my options
>meh why not?
>she drops her pants and reveals a dick bigger then mine
>mfw

>>41095145

It's a niche item with a captive audience

>>41095256

I thought he had a heart attack

>>41095369
>Next thing I know, its too late to go work out.
sign up for a 24 hour gym and this excuse disappears.

>>41095515
+1 upvote include me in the screencap /r/4chan and /r/dankmemes!

>>41091276
theres this nifty little invention called a condom...

>>41091276

You can only get aids from sucking dick if you have big open wounds in your mouth. Otherwise you're quite safe. Your mouth is a hostile environment for the virus since your saliva neutralises the virus.

>>41095587
This, sucking aids tranny dick is completely safe and should be encouraged

>>41095546
fuck off retard

>>41095599
>should be encouraged
it is. Just watch meteor media

>>41084798
I can only imagie how awful it must be for all the thai ladies who constantly get asked if theyre men

>excuse me... um... benis?
no,no,no. I rear woman. no rady boy
>sorry not interested.

>>41095649
Yeah man making a living having sex must be friggin awful!

>>41095649
As long as they take it in the shitpipe that's all that matters

guys

what if you're a dicklet??

how do i find ladyboys in bangkok?

>>41095839
are you asking if it matters if the thai hooker enjoys your dick?

they'll fake it either way

>>41094014
fuckin legend m8

>>41095484
would be cheaper to go to Russia or Ukraine and fuck whores there i believe regardless if you are from the us anywhere is cheaper aside from the UK so have at it

>>41095846
internet(thaifriendly),malls(many shoppers and many working the shops), convenient stores(711), and of course in the whore areas if you want a whore if not the mall is the place

>>41095858
while it doesn't matter i find that being good looking and having a nice dick sometimes gets you discounts even in the states

>>41087796
>Lel. Get some good meat, get some confidence.
This. When I am on a dry streak i usually visit a thai massage for a happy ending just to get the mojo back.

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>>41084838
>6'2
>110lbs
>holocaust victims were better off

>>41094014
absolute lad

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>>41094014
>Dave's blown his load

Kek

>>41084688
>Incest
what? why?

>>41090533
>>41084712
law and justice. Anyway, you could arrange it, I guess, but there would be a huge risk to a foreigner for some shenanigans.

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>>41095515
>tfw social preasures VS curiosity

>>41084838
>110lbs
>6'2
>sextourist
That would be something to see, wtf

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>>41084838
>I woop greenhouse asses

>>41094295
>the demand for the product is lower so it's more expensive
The brain of a gymrat everyone

>>41096003
I don't think this lady's aware of it but her fly is open! That must have been embarrassing when the person behind the camera eventually pointed it out to her.

What about if I just want to fuck a twink, and not necessarily a trap/ladyboy

>>41096371
Then I'd say you're gay, Anon.

>>41096386
Ya but is there a scene for that there or are the states still a better option

>>41090493
I believe they're in the "women seeking men" section (dating).

>>41096254
>lady

>>41085104
its almost getting hospitalised thin tier

I once got down to 110lbs at 6'1, this due to colon related problems where I could not eat for a while. I cant image anyone doing that shit willingly

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>>41084502

>>41095839
It doesn't matter. You're paying them to pretend to enjoy it. I've seen many videos of shrimp dicks asking the prostitutes they're fucking to tell them they have a big dick. It's hilarious.

>>41086246
Also, hot asian girls for 60 €/ hour ( in barcelona or madrid, never been to portugal). Inkcluding anal and other kinky stuff.
For some reason asian whores are cheap as fuck in spain: In germany they are rarer and more expensive than regular whores.

>>41094014
the real life pro tip is that you do not want to eat a kebab in turkey anyways.
Get some kebab meat on a barbeque dish with sides and stuff in a real restaurant. but the fast food döner kebabs and durüm döners are just cheap imitations of the german / turkish dish.
They even sometimes just take majonaise and ketchup instead of yoghurt sauce and basically just try to fuck you up because you are a drunk tourist.

>>41086381
>in pattaya and bangkok there are entire streets full of 10/10 clubrat surgery stunners.
That's exactly the type of thing people blinded by hardcore yellow fever say.

t. chink

>>41091335

t. low test skinnyfat cuck who got bullied in school

>>41084617
>t. zyzz

>>41096164
lol

i guess he means low demand which means even lower supply in relation to the demand. but yeah he worded it hilariously retardedly such that it violates econ101

>>41100084
guilty as charged.

I went to Patong beach a few times when I was training Muay Thai in Phuket. It's very similar to Pattaya. I fucked a stripper on my first day, didn't pay for it we hooked up after her shift. Fucked a ladyboy the next time I went a week later, paid for that one. It's fun but I wouldn't travel there just for that.

>>41095369
>When I get off work I go to the computer and lose track of time. Next thing I know, its too late to go work out.
do something other than get on the computer. wow that was easy!

>cant they fuck girls back home
prostitution is a turn-on for a lot of people like myself. there's just something about the whole process - entering a shitty looking place, getting a massage from some sketchy chick and finishing with a happy ending that does something for me. i can still get chicks if i wanted to (and do) but my fondest memories are the places overseas, just a lot more fun there

it's hard to understand unless you've done it yourself

>>41084297
cute girls. They'd be like 10/10 stacey roasties in America.

Thailand really knows how to keep the women devalued.

>>41088461
>Where can I fuck massive thai tiddies brehs?
America.
But they're also fat.
gl

>>41095478
B A G S
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S A N D
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these hookers cost like $5 apiece

it's a buffet, why not if you're a horny bastard

>>41084896
>bald, no beard + big muscles goes for tranny
T-that's not true!!!

>>41095478
normal breasts or implants?

normal breasts feel like fat, kinda like your own ass but with a nipple on them

>>41084332
I'd want to, but if I ever go it'd probably be with a group of friends who aren't into that shit and would rip on me for the rest of my life

>>41084297
Its been a longstanding dream of mine, now that I am single I am probably actually gonna do it next year or Sth.

>>41086092
Yeah but then you could end up fucking a manlet

>>41095535
No. Chestbrah owed Shark some money for using Sharky's ladyboy prostitutes. Chestbrah couldn't afford it. Sharky made Chestbrah kill Zyzz as punishment.