> said i was going to go to gym today
> don't
>>41075612
>incline bench press
>do it anyway
>eat like shit but dont get fat
>tell people it's just good genetics
>actually on dnp
>>41075612
>power snatch
>driveway still dirty
>>41076611
I think you fucked up the joke.
>>41075612
I performed Felatio Hornblower on a urinal mint I fished out if the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the gas stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Friday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.
>>41077485
funnier the way he wrote it, mostly in a they're laughing at you kind of way
>drink pre-workout
>stay home
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>41075612
>front desk person tells me to have a good day
>don't
>instead, I have a GREAT day!
>>41077830
You sound autistic
>been giving advice on /fit/ for years
>never went to the gym my whole life
>>41078018
what he means is that you either didnt get the joke from the start, or your internet sarcasm was so dry that nobody noticed
>>41077882
wow i hope you read this after you pressed post and wanted to kill yourself
> Chad asks me how many sets I have left in the squat rack
> tell him one
> actually just started