Mirin Stories Thread

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OP here, was this girl mirin tho?
>At squat rack doing squats n shit with a couple plates or so.
>Girl next to me barely half repping 185lbs for some reason.
>I finish my sets.and move to leg press and load that bitch up.
>The same girl shortly after, goes to the leg press next to me.
>I finish my set, she's looking back n fourth and goes up to me and says.
>"Hey, do you what the starting weight of the machine is? I don't know much much weight to start with"
>Wtf why does that matter, does she know the exact weight load she can put up or something?
>I tell her "ughhh it says l here 100 something pounds"
>She shakes her head and goes back to leg press.
>Put ear buds in and finish sets.
Was she mirin? Or am I being a delusional manlet?

>>41069770
>be 18
>6'0" 180lbs
>like to go to a local coffee shop and read after the gym
>come in and smile at the barista, she smiles back and asks what I'd like
>get my coffee and go to sit down
>group of girls my age (18) are sitting at the opposite end of the coffee shop
>they all turn around to look at me as I come in and then quickly turn around and start giggling/whispering to each other
>most of them are average looking, one or two 7 and one 8
>go to a seat and get my book out, take my jacket off and hear another wave of giggles and hushed chattering
>one particular girl (the 8) catches my eye and I smile at her
>fast forward half an hour and I'm busy reading when I see them get up to leave
>one of the more unattractive girls comes over with a napkin and says "my friend wanted to give you this" and then she runs off to join her friends
>open it and see a girl's name and number
>look the name up on facebook and it turns out to be the 8
>don't text her because I have a gf

Seen her several times around town now and she always death stares me whenever I try to make eye contact

>>41069961
>be 18

disregarded

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>>41069831
ya she actually just wanted you to fuck her ass until she starts peeing

>>41069978
Why

>>41069990
you are the manlet of age

>>41069995
What does that even mean lad

>>41069995
11/10 arguments. Stick to lifting

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>>41069770
>Used to weigh 340 lbs
>Had a oneitis who understandably rejected me
>Fast forward like 7 years
>Now 215 lbs, been lifting awhile
>Still cutting but I've NEVER posted a progress pic so I threw one up on Facebook
>Like 60 people like it, give me tons of praise and encouragement. My own sister is completely flabbergasted.
>Old oneitis liked it, messages me saying we should meet up
>Tells me I got really hot and that I'm an inspiration and shit, she's 'miring hard.
>We've been talking every day on the phone for hours and are meeting up this Sunday, with preliminary plans for me to spend a few days with her in NYC at the end of the month
I am unsure how to feel.

>>41070022
Obama's not our president though

>>41070065
There's also no Roman Empire anymore you moron, doesn't mean I can't read about it

>>41070022
You made it, son. Time to live happily ever after.

>>41070022
she rejected you because you were fat. now tell me son, what does she have to offer besides her pussy? if you can't come up with anything then you should reject her as well.

>be me, 17yo at the time, but ive been working out since 15 so I had some noticeable gains
>looking for a sweater in a clothes shop
>shop assistant is mature lady, like 40-50yo, not a milf, fat and not really attractive overall
>she suggests me one sweater, I put it on
>she starts adjusting sweater on my body even though it wasnt neccesary by touching my arms, chest, traps, six pack
>"you have a really strong body"

>>41069995
>manlet of age
>agelet

never gonna make it

>>41070115
She's literally everything I've ever wanted personality wise. I've never met another girl like her. She doesn't smoke/drink/do drugs (neither do I), she's incredibly sweet and kind, extremely pretty, we like all the same things and have the same morals, and to top it off she's a singer and I have a huge thing for artsy girls.

I'm just not fucking sure what I'm supposed to do here. Does she like me for me? Or is she just shallow? Not gonna lie if she was 300+ lbs I wouldn't want her either, personality aside. So I guess I understand? But I'm still just really confused, I got burned once after all.

Nobody told me that with great gainz would come great personal turmoil.

>>41070130
literally the only thing where the only qualification for making it is not dying.

>>41070022
Don't go back to your oneitis 7 years later you fuckin insecure beta orbiter. Or do you really want to see how her cunt tastes after 7 years worth of schlongs penetrated her. There are hotter women if you stop being a bitch and go out more.

You have not made it yet

>>41070144
This is sad. 7 years later and this faggot is still putting that beat up pussy on a pedestal

>>41070213
>There are hotter women
I don't want hotter if they have the personality of a fucking kettlebell. I was never really into the whole hook-up thing.

>>41070245
Who said hot girls couldn't have great personalities?

>>41070276
Who said all those hot girls won't have even more blown out pussies?

>>41070276
/r9k/ told me. They are my friends.

>>41070299
Don't impersonate me you fag. I might have a soft spot for this chick but I'm not so sad I'd visit the fucking train wreck that is /r9k/.

>>41070144

Life is for living not sitting around worrying
It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do

>>41070313
>>41070299
This is not me >>41070144

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>>41070323
So fucking go for it? Alright sounds fine to me. Worst case scenario it just blows up and I look elsewhere.

>>41070331
Try harder.

>get fit
>girls staring at my ass all day with lustful eyes
>tfw the attention makes me shrivel inside

I wasn't ready for this feel. Nobody told me I'd have to feel these feels.

>>41070022
I say you fuck the dog shit out of her and say you should just be freinds

>>41070343

My nigga

>>41070388
Bruh that's cold as ice. But god damn of it isn't JUSTICE. Do it for the rest of us that got rejected by our oneitis, OP.

>>41070000
Checked

>>41070144
>Not gonna lie if she was 300+ lbs I wouldn't want her either, personality aside
Right, so why do hold it against her? Sounds to me like you improved yourself and earned her, enjoy your reward.

>>41070460
FUCKING. THIS.

>>41070460
God damn it you're right. I'm going to fucking do this, anon. Thank you.

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Only been mired by absolute dyels so it doesn't count

>>41070022
I'd feel pretty good.

She rejected you when she didn't find you attractive.
Now she does.
She's not a terrible person for rejecting someone she found unattractive. Anyone would do the same to someone they find unnattractive

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>>41069995
Is this what happens when you begin to confuse memes with reality?

Is this a mirin story
>had vertigo last weekend
>went to the doctor's office to have it checked out on Tuesday
>new doctor was seeing me
>after the exam he told me I had BPPV
>"you look like you to go to the gym but you need to rest for a week or so"

Was he mirin?

>>41070276
common sense

>>41070083
>>41070323
>>41070403
>>41070460
>>41070467
>>41070543
You're right anons, I'll give this a shot. Worst case scenario at least I know where I stand and I can just look elsewhere. Even if it goes poorly, closure would be nice. Best case I fucking live happily ever after.

An old lady farted in front of me at the bazaar, when i was buying my apples. She obviously wanted to fuck.

>>41070022
don't go back to that bitch Anon. if she dumped you before because of how you looked she doesn't deserve you now. think about it does she anything to offer besides pussy

>>41069770
Post body, I'm same height age and weight and I'm curious

>>41071520
Get real. Would you date a land whale with a good personality because one day she might be hot? No, you fucking wouldn't. Nobody would, that's fucking stupid. He wasn't attractive before, so she wasn't interested. He is now, so she's game to try. If he still has the hots for her he earned this shit.

>>41071604
Fucking preach.

OP - getting mired is just an everyday thing. You'll get used to it when you grow up and become a handsome tall man.

>>41070022
>I am unsure how to feel.
Don't feel anything she just wants the dick

>>41070022
"anon-kun no revenge"

>>41070409
bruh youre being like the kid in a wheelchair who thinks women are bitches for not pity fucking him

>>41072864
Maybe he is in a wheelchair. Bitch you don't know his life.

I don't think I've ever had someone mirin me other than my ex. Feels bad man

>about to deadlift lmao265lbs
>qt doing weighted lunges in front of me
>setting up for diddly
>as she notices I'm about to start, she jumps out of the way
>no mirror in front of me
>literally why
>do 5 reps, rerack weights, leave for stretching area to do some mobility work
>10 seconds later she's there too, doing planks

Not even sure what that was. Am I delusional or just autismo /fit/?

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>flex a 'cep
>younger cousin asks if she can feel
>feels 'cep
>solid

>>41070144
She's not as nice as you think she is anon, trust me.

I've gone down the road you're about to go to and it only leads to regret and more pain.

Stick to lifting and stay single fucking bitches, it's for your own good.

>>41072864
Fuck off cunt, women get to be picky cunts for owning a hole between their legs we're justified to do the same if we damn please.

>>41073953

Both

>>41073953
Probably delusional, why would a girl be mirin a guy deadlifting 265 when there's plenty of other more built/aesthetic guys around? How tall are you?

never mired for my body, don't have a shit body but i don't talk about lifting and look dyel in clothes

get a lot of compliments about my great face, though, and it feels pretty fucking good.

>>41070022

unless your plan is to rape her and cut her up into tiny pieces, probably not a good idea to meet her you fucking beta shit.

>lifting for oneitis

kys

>>41074451
Tfw the newfags populating this place now will never understand

>>41075418
Post face

>>41070543
somehow /fit/ never seems to comprehend this.
they'll scold women for friendzoning fat guys while while the next thread is a fph

>>41075567
>Being this jealous that his oneitis is now interested in him while yours still thinks you're gay
It's okay brah, I know that feel too.

>Girl Looks at me

Fucking mired lads

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>>41070543
>>41075701
Fucking this. Everyone telling that OP to burn her for turning him down better be out there marrying landwhales or they can fuck right off.

He was ugly, she didn't want him.
He's now attractive, she wants him.

The same fucking thing would happen to you if you had been friends with some ugly fat cunt and she now magically became a 10/10.

>>41076005
this is what making it looks like

>>41070000
Checkeroni my dudes

>>41074451
>you tell me

>At gym
>squatting 2.5 plate max
> Ask qt trainer that works there to spot me
>"Sure anon! Jeez are you sure you can squat all that weight??"
>Flex a glute
>"You tell me"

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Guess my squat and dead? Trying to see how far I've gone with my new leg routine

>>41076193
And then you woke up.

>>41076234
>Guess my squat and dead?
2.5 bundles of cotton, I reckon.

>>41076234

3.5pl8 squat?
4pl8 dead?

>>41076243
How much is a bundle of cotton tho?
>>41076303
Ur right on the squat.and as of yesterday,my dead is 445

I've been lifting consecutively for about 9 months and look like trash, I get mired though it's totally a fucking lie lol

> Be me yesterday
> At a thing for work, dress up scavenger hunt
> Dress up as Russell Coight bc am Ostraylian mayte
> Have these really short shorts on, so quads and glutes are poppin. Plus this tightish fishing shirt
> Walking towards girls and they all giggle
> One as I walk past says 'he's probably an underwear model', and they all giggle
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>41074451
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex a 'cep "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>>41075634
Anon, is it...is it bad that I miss Supermang?

>>41069770

>Be heterosexual male
>Fall for the starting strength meme
>Hitting squats EVERY DAY 3 times a week for about 4 months
>Up to just under 4 plate
>Squatting going really deep
>"Damn!"
>Here some dude my age mirin my strength
>looking in mirror at my form and see him in reflection
>he is staring at my ass
>rack my set and leave the gym too scared tp continue workout
>go home and blast a load off into a sock thinking about it

I only wanted girls to notice me, /fit/... what the fuck have you done to me

>>41070022
Be careful to not become a cuck. She only likes you now because you got a nice body. She doesn't care about you. Remember that on the way.

>>41069770

>virgin
>Been lifting for 2 years
>Get my first gf
>Undressing awkwardly in front of her for the first time.
>"I didn't think you had a body like that anon"
>"like what" I reply because I'm innocent
>says something so fucking nice but I can't remember
>have sex shortly after

>>41069770
>be me, age 20
>reading the newspaper in the airport lounge, bored as fuck
>gate opens in 25 minutes
>two german girls sit next to me and start talking with each other
>I understand german, although almost no one where I leave does.
>They probably think no one is listening and that nobody understands them
>hear one say "This guy at my right is really hot, shame he is so absorbed in the newspaper".
>meh, I didn't said a word, kept reading the paper until the gate opened. I was not in the mood for stupid flirt talk. But always feels god to hear stuff like this

>>41077360
You had your chance and you blew it you stupid nigger

>>41077360
>>41077390
don't worry, pussy is not a scarce commodity for me

Im starting to notice people staring at me when im out in public. Girls, guys, everyone. Because im usually by my self so i stick out i guess and ive made some good gains. I started laughing today when i caught someone looking at me today through the corner of their eye.

Either the gains or the autismo

>>41069770
>work in a bar
>owners film clips often to post on facebook
>see girl mirin' my bicep as I pour a beer in the video when I get home
>she was OK, might make a move next time she is there

>>41077413
Post body pics and we can tell you

>>41069995
I get it but it's odd.

Being 18 is like being 5'6", nobody is taking you seriously.

>>41069770
I've got a few, I'm pretty swole so people comment on my muscles alot, but I'm known as the jacked guy in my friend group so they joke about it and bring it up alot

I got a wendys 444 and my roommate said it's crazy how i can eat those and still look like a greek god

A few weeks ago my roommates had a few girls over that i've met once or twice. I come home after working out and the grills asked If i could flex and if they could feel my arms

Guy at the gym saw me doing hanging leg raises and said that thats really impressive

>>41076014
This pasta. You should feel ashamed

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Happened to me yesterday.
> Walking through an intersection.
> Car is trying to turn left but has to wait for me to cross first.
> Dude driving, girl in shotgun.
> She's talking to him and facing him but then sits straight and looks at me.
> Mouth literally drops, eyes widen.
> Pass them and they turn and drive off.

Never had a reaction like that before. I've had people stare at me before, but not like that. It's like she was terrified.

I'm paranoid I'm reaching gross monster mode even though I personally think I'm far from it.

>>41077546
Post a pic

>>41070754
Come back and update us. I want to know what happens.....

>>41076243
shitty racist joke good job you whitenigger

>>41070144
jesus dude have some self respect

just gonna save the thread, thats all

>>41070580
>>"you look like you to go to the gym but you need to rest for a week or so"
He's trying to goblin your gains

>>41076243
Fagot

5'8"
180-200 depending on mesocyle
have really bad bone frame but I look beefy as hell at 14% and look like I will fuck your family
dont get mires, people just think Im aggressive even when I purposely posture to look like a beta

once you lift heavy and have a decent mass on you people suddenly think youre mad or aggro

>>41069831
i had a girl ask me how much the bar weighed once after we exchanged glances for an hour or so too. i think its just an excuse to try and start up a convo

>>41075235
Most normie gyms, 265 is borderline godmode

I want to die

>>41077974
hmmm, I don't want to die, but I sure as hell don't want to live

>>41069831
She wanted you to make a move, bro. Not that you have to, but yeah, you could say she was mirin

>>41070000
FFFFFUCKIN checked

>>41069831
She was mirin you breh

>>41069770

I caught the girl sitting next to me staring at my chest when I was talking to her. She was really shy too. I fucking love it when girls get shy and avoid my eye contact and blush.

>>41069980
love u

>>41070460
Thanks, anon! I'll make sure to do that.

Is this a mirin story? I'm not sure but I think it is...

>take girl out to my friend's birthday
>she compliments my biceps several times throughout the evening
>comes over afterwards, we have sex

is she mirin I'm not sure guys maybe it was all in my head

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>>41069770
>>41070119
>>41076706
>>41077360
>be me
Reddit is that way faggots

>>41078147
Depends, how tall are you?

>>41078147
No
She finds you disgusting.
You have the worst ceps she has seen in her life
You will never make it

I got too many

one of my favs
>teen thug/fit as fuck
>sitting in the cool urban spot
>sleeveless T I made my self
>bad as bad ass me hangin out
>bitty girl on my knee
>girl on my left sitting on stone wall, touching my back
>girl on my right standing up itching in her pants to get to sit near on me
>all 7-9s
>ballin it up
>who do I see
>babysitter from when I was a tot, has all kinds of mad stories about me as a tot, she brings them out every christmas/easter
>see me, says
"Oh my Gosh, is that Anon? Gawd you're all grown up and I'll just leave you be, you're busy right now!
>HYUGE Wink and shit eating grin to me as she walks away

>>41070931
thats not far from the truth btw

people get nervious around things they want to fuck and farts are ultimate proof of procreation

>Be me, a fairly skinny dude with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome.
>Have worked my ass off to get "strong"
>Le me tranining in the calisthenics park
>Doing some clean ass muscle ups
>Dudes mirin going like "I hope I'm able to muscle up that clean one day"
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Guys even ask me to teach them

That's why I work hard for

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>>41069770
came back training 2 weeks ago after 1 month, so excuse my shitty weight

>be me, 20
>6"2
>squatting 102kg, 5 reps
>finish last set
>qtie3.14 solid 8.5/10 comes up
>she is super chilled, smiling
>says she is jealous of my squat because I go full ass-to-the-grass (she obviously didn't say it this way)
>thank her and like a retard say that stretching consistently can get her there
>smiles away
>tfw haven't seen her since

i swear to god if I see her again I will go talk to her

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Alright I think she's just being nice but tell me why she's doing it
>grill from work who was/is friends with other grill who used to like me
>takes pictures/videos of me for her snapchat
>bretty sure she's got a bf but is constantly looking my way everytime I turn around.
>mfw I'm scared of what she might do
>mfw I think she might just be mocking me
What do?

>>41078552
Punch her in the thoat

>random tinder hookup
>take clothes off to fugg
>"omg you're so hot"
>fugging
>she keeps saying I'm hot

Felt like pandering during sex, but now feels good

I have a squat rack and weights at home. The only bitch miring me during my workout is my doberman.

>>41070022
Tell us more about this "sister"

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I took off my shirt first time at a party since after highschool
Used to be a spoopy skelly
Tfw not even ottermode

bruh i hosted a party and wore a tank and was mired and im not even shredded or big or anything

>>41078209

Another one I cherish
>biking in ghetto
>wearing too short handmade cutoff corduroys
>holy fuck I made myself hotpants by accident
>got2getthruthadaynigga
>car full of full blown chicas shouten down
AYYY BAYBEE TALTOUS AYYYOO YOU FINEEEE AYYY
>assorted heckles I deserve it
>I pedal on
hear from the car as a blast through a red light
>"please?"
>mfw

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>>41070065
ok.

I hardly post in these threads cause I'm oblivious as fuck and never actually know when people are mirin
I'm on week 6 of tren and test, and it's giving me a lot of new "mires", if they are even that

> hanging out with bro i haven't seen in 1.5yrs, was 245 30% when i last saw him, 195 19% right now
> "damn bro you're all buff and ripped now" typical normie compliments, but i still feel small af so i don't actually think he's serious at first
> keeps complimenting my arms and chest throughout the day

Another
> eating at perkins today
> server keeps looking directly at ceiling whenever she passes near us, and licking her lips when I'm telling her my order
> asks ho much i bench when i go up to pay
> "225 most days, 315 when i wanna feel stronger"
> " oh wow i bet you cab bench me"
> "y-you too"
Pay and leave

Another:
> Filling up gas after chest and shoulders day
> qt asian squad parks opposite side of me
> "check out that guy" says one of them, unfortunately was the fatter one of the squad
> "hey man, keep pumping hard!" Qt screams at me as they drive off after pumping, girls giggling inside their cars

Idk if any of these are even mires, but like i said, oblivious af

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>>41070144

Shallow as fuck. Date her short term but depending on your age you might not want to fuck around. Does she have career prospects? Sexual history? Religious? Education?

>>41070144

Everyone replying to you (including me) doesn't know shit about the whole picture.

Maybe she really is as good as you advertise her to be. Then stay.

Or you could be wearing rose tinted glasses for 7 years, never getting her completely off your mind for such a long time. Then your vision of her is distorted, and you could find better partners down the line. Still, would it hurt to try? Maybe you'd get to evaluate her in a different light when you're finally together. You could then ask her what she likes about you, if you're still thinking she just wants you for your body.

Only advice you should really take from these idiots is to be more objective.

>>41069995
I see fitlit didn't do much for you

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>>41069770
Got mired at school a few weeks ago
>Walking in a professors office hallway
>see a smoking hot assistant professor in the doorway of an office
>As I am walking by, she is leaving the office, we exchange glances
>a few steps later I turn around to check out dat ass
>mfw she is doing the same
feels good brah

>>41077484
>tfw 18 but muscular and can already grow almost full beard
everyone thinks im 24 when I dont shave

Im pretty good with chicks. Op see the girl just dont fuck her get in a position where you could fuck her if you wanted to even if shes coming onto you and push her away continue to do this for a lil while then fuck her. Itll mess with her head and want you more goodluck

>>41078740
>fishing for it

>>41076706
> be me yesterday
What are you today?

>>41078152
>not knowing how you start greentext stories
Get out

>>41078566
with his dick?

>be chubbyfat former obese guy
>at grocery store, in the drink aisle
>two employees moving 24 and 32 count boxes of water bottles onto the shelves
>they're like 100lbs each so it takes two of them per
>black haired girl asked me to help cuz i was there and they were getting tired
>get the rest shelved in under a minute
>blonde girl thanks me, other girl smacks my chest and says "thanks dude, i owe you one"
nothing became of it, unfortunately. one of the floor managers or some shit was walking by and they had to get back to whatever it was they were doing.

>>41069995
Never change, /fit/

>doing gardening whilst visiting parents
>brothers 15 y/o gf says wow anon you're in really good shape
>y-you too

>literally never get mired at the gym
>took wife to the gym one time because she wanted to shop nearby
>get visibly mired on the way in
>wife complains I probably only go there because it happens all the time

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>>41078004

> tfw no reason to live but death has no appeal

Feels idk man

>be in shape 30 y/o euro manlet
>visiting parents, go to chinese restaurant
>they're regulars guests, waitress knows them
>comes over to talk
>tells us about her kids, currently at home in Taiwan
>tells us about their large family
>looks at me
>tells us how hard it is to find a good man
>looks at me
>says their girls are smart and make good money
>looks at me
>but Taiwan man... lazy, lazy
>always lazy, never work!
>looks at me, getting kinda uncomfortable here
>come over with us next spring
Like, WTF. I thought i was supposed to mail order THEM. Now we've got well-off Asians come to buy European dudes?!

>tfw actually yellow fever from cumming buckets to Kobe Tai when i first learned about the internet
Might actually come back to the offer.

>>41069995
Being younger is better in every way.

If I could halt the aging process at any age it would be 17 or 18. Near peak testosterone but still youthful aesthetics

>>41078740
did you obscure the phone so people can't work out your height?

>>41069770
>be me
>6', 205lbs
>rugby player + powerlifter combo
>girl literally (not figuratively, literally) threw herself at me the other day at a party
>girls make silly excuses to touch me or just shamelessly grope me
>being told multiple times I'm hot/handsome
>actually have a girl turn me down because "I'm not really into hot guys"
>still no gf because for some reason the idea of emotional and physical closeness repulses/scares me and I keep everyone at a distance
Guess you don't always get what you want but always get what you deserve

i made some big gains but im neet and noone sees me so i have no mires

just yesterday i was walking around the park when i heard a young mother say "yeah, he's reeaally big" and saw her 5 year old daughter staring at me. felt good getting mired across the generations, although the little girl might have been more scared rather than mirin.

>>41080332
>not lifting at all
FRAME
>6'3"
HEIGHT
>omg you're so hot, your face is awesome
FACE

>>41080332
>be you
>ironically shitposting Dahmer all day

get filtered, fuccboiiiiiiiii

>>41076235
>being this new

>>41076243
Go back to your quarantine room AKA /pol/

>>41069961
>>don't text her because I have a gf
low test

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>>41080021

>>41077546
She wasn't mirin, dumbass. She was shocked by your size.

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>work in IT
>Full of either cucks or fake pseudo chads in suits and shirt
>lift hard for a year
>catch grill mirin in glasses reflections atleast one time a day

>in college, hang around campus a lot
>been lifting for some years
>good size and strength, nothing spectacular
>can't walk around school wearing semi-tight clothing due to friends and aquentices telling me
>"look at the show-off"
>"Not allowed to bring guns in here bro"
>"you cant walk around like that, we look bad"
>also get eye-raped by chicks routinely

This is actually why I resort to not walking around in t-shirts anymore.
>Feels good, but so weird

>>41070022

Fuck her brains out, do everything to her over those few days and ruin that bitch then tell her you just want to be friends and cut contact

>>41080666
I know how you feel. I notice a lot more chicks looking at me while walking past me than before I leaned out and got /fit/. Girlfriends of mine always grab my arms when we hug, guy friends feel me up more as well.
Brings out insecurities of other people though. Dont wear super tight shirts, it does make you look like a try hard. Wear fitted stuff, no need to hide your body but flaunting it is bad as well

>>41077952
no it's not. unless we're talking kg

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>>41080666

>>41080666
i mean, you totally can wear those clothes if you own it. I'm by no means big, but compared to non-lifters i would be and i regularly go to college in a tanktop

>>41079898
Do it anon

>>41079898
Kobe Tai was best in asian game

>>41078856

They're all mires m8 and you know that you're just not used to it and don't know how to react. Keep up the good work but, don't let your apprehensiveness fuck you out of chances to capitalize on your gains.

>>41077952
>diddly 2.5pl8
>god mode
pls

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>>41077952
>265lbs
>godmode

Maybe if you're from fucking China/India

>>41080021
No I have recognizable tattoo
I am 6'2

>clone (33) exclaims "brotherrrrrr" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I liked his sunglasses
>light a cig "sunglasses, huh?"
>"!"
>crushes my ninja buddy as we fight with his bi-pedal nuke tank later that day
>headbutts my abs on the cockpit roof
>"solid"

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>>41069995
>manlet of age

>>41078465
>i swear to god if I see her again I will go talk to her

I doubt that

we are same age, height and squatstrength famalam

are u a virgin like me?

>be beginner lanklet
>just outgrew home gym stuff I had
>small-town 24hr gym franchise
>three people other than me, all qtish girls
>Only person using powerrack
>keep getting looks I can't process
Is it mires? Or am I just the weird dude doing bar stuff in a gym full of cardiobunnies

>>41080868
>and i regularly go to college in a tanktop
That's some very bad taste

>>41082785
Fucking kek

>>41077900
Two Gs you faggot

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>>41080767
>>41080666
Literal cucks.

Girls wear yoga pants, no one calls them show offs, they wear crop tops, super short shorts and have their tits hanging out. Purely for men to look at them so they feel attractive.

I cannot stop being a red blooded male so i get turned on by those slooty outfits. my payback is wearing singlets and tight fitting shirts, someone feels insecure about it? not my problem go lift. I'm not cocky but i sculpted my body, no one can shame me into not showing it off.

>>41076243
/pol/

>>41070119
This never happened.

>>41070130
>implying its a permanent state of suffering
a manlet jelly of agelets because they dont even have to do anything to escape it

>>41077952
At my mcfit the only people deadlifting are the roiders and dyels, and the roiders pull 2-3pl8, the dyels sometimes less than 0,5pl8, so you would look pretty strong repping 265, especially if youre rather light

>>41069995
Gold

>>41070022
feel used. that's the only way to feel.

what you should do -

>meet her
>pull away as soon as she gropes you
>explain that you're not just some object

do it for revenge.

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>be me
>make turkey burgers on everything bagel
>be mirin

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>>41070460

This 2bh.

No one wants to fuck an obese deathfat no matter how sweet he is. The reverse is true as well. I know because I turned down several perfectly fine girls because I didn't want to have to go spelunking to find their vag.

>girl walking ahead of me slows down and stares at me

feels good

>>41078856
B-URSELF
B-LEAVEN URSELF
B-URSELF
B-LEAVEN URSELF
B-URSELF
B-LEAVEN URSELF
B-URSELF
B-LEAVEN URSELF

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>6'1 195 17% bf lift on/off
>Get sharp fade to a half that meshes with the beard with 4-5 inches on top
>properly styled hair with all the conditioners, mousse and pomade

The first mire that day came wearing a hoodie
>recording inflatable arm man for snap
>middle aged lady saying "nice...nice looking guy"
>turn and thank her
>she was audibly recorded on the snap
>got eeem

The second
>parking at staples
>acura suv parks in front of me as im parking
>the mom exits to go inside leaving her teen daughter in the car
>she was staring at me while i was lining up the car
>staples doesn't refill ink
>walk back to the car not glancing at her
>as i open the car door, look over & make eye contact
>she blushes and darts her head away quick. Poor girl would have snapped her neck

The third, wearing a well fitted half sleeve dress shirt, A.e jeans, Clark boots (adds an inch to glorious 6'2) and a leather jacket
>go to party
>18 people, 10 grills
>only know one
>she was more friendly than the last time we met 3 years ago
>the host tells me this other grill said "who's your cute cousin"
>I'm the cousin
>talk to her later, but don't like her
>6th sense went off knowing she'll be trouble within 4 months
>pick up low maintenance fwb on the way home
>head at 2am, it was a good day

Face, Frame (don't be obese), Height meme is real

>>41070022
three things you can do here anon.
1. revenge
>meet up
>say you dont like shallow bitches
>leave
2. forgive
>forigve her
>bang her
>hopefully make her your gf
3. nothing
>fuck her
>do nothing

i would say pic option two. say if you were her oneitis and she was fat and disgusting, would you wanna get to know her better? NO.
in that case, she felt the same way, now she is attracted to you, and wants to get to know you better.

stay redpilled and dont get swayed by the fucktardery on here, they are just jealous cucks.

>>41077444
checked brother, good luck

>>41077506
>Guy at the gym saw me doing hanging leg raises and said that thats really impressive
nigga, i can do that, and im a dyel

>>41079914
Naw 26 is the age.

>physical condition peaks at around 25-30
>be able to grow full beard at this age
>be out of college at this age
>most likley established some sort of career
>established credit
>young but not a baby face
>hairier overall

>>41082999
probably mires, they probably think you are strong and manly for using the bar, who knows

>>41078147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

>>41080666

am jelly. wish I got mired.

>>41076234
2 bigscreen tv's?

>>41077617
Did your fee fees get hurt?

>>41072799
keked

>>41082785
Underrated

There's been a lot of them, but the best by far was being on a cruise for spring break and being essentially the biggest guy on the ship

everywhere I walked people stared at me, constant chicks coming up and giving compliments, hung out with the hottest girl on the ship for the whole week

>>41085695
Did you fuck her though

Never, even once, for my body.

Quite often for other things.

Lifting for women beyond being generally not a twig or fat is stupid.

>>41070000
Check

>>41085777

trips confirm

>>41085764

yes

>>41080666
>Not allowed to bring guns in here bro
Should've told him that's why schools get shot up lmao

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>>41074451

>>41077952
Really depends on the gym. At my church gym, 2.5 pl8 would draw stares. At my college gym, it ain't shit.

>>41085902
good man

>>41070460
Instead of buying her with money you bought her with reps. Wow, amazing.
>>41070022

OP, find someone who will like you for who you are. Do meet up and fuck her though

>>41075701
Because being unnatractive should not matter to women just like anything outside of personality and looks shouldn't matter to men. Men and women have different roles in society and thus different standards.

>>41071604
There's more to a man than looks. There's not much else to a woman besides a hole between her legs (as far as relationships go).
Just because I wouldn't fuck a fat woman doesn't mean that it's OK for a woman not want to fuck me if I were fat. Stop white knighting and get real. The double standard exists for a reason, anon.

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>>41086762
>Because being unnatractive should not matter to women

A large part of being attractive is genetic (good genes = good looks) and having good hygiene, both indicators of good parental investment, women would still want children with good genes (part of which means attractiveness), beauty is a plus for both genders.

>>41086835
/r9k/ needs to leave, looks matter to both women and men no matter what you think, which sucks for you i guess.

>>41076243
Kek

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>>41086762
Who says?

>>41076392
How are you so "weak" ? Those are my stats and I'm not nearly as big as you anon :/
How long lifting? Program?

>>41086885
What are good genes though? The brightest men of past hundred years were unnatractive. Shit posting aside, why isn't intellect attractive to women (and men)? Our smarts is what put us above all other species so wouldn't it be the main driving factor for attraction?

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>>41086966
Lots of clever men get lots of women, many were womanisers, many were also reclusive/autist and died virgins, richard feynman (pic related) a very smart guy had a great relationship with women, I think you just imagine yourself to be smart and see women don't like you and thus assume women don't like smart men.


Asto why intelligence isn't rated the same and say being handsome, well, being beautiful is something everyone can instantly see, intelleginece is harder to gauge and there are different types of intelligence, some are good at speaking, some drawing, some math etc......

At the end of the day, humans are animals and sex is animalistic, so maybe you have a point, maybe intelligence isn't actually rated very highly simply because sex isn't an intelligent feat.

>>41070233
was about to say this

>at practice, just finishing up and going home
>teammate asks if im cutting
>"he.. y-ya gotta get that b-beach bod"
>"what?? you already got it"
>proceeds to grab my cep
it was a good day

>>41087018
No, I don't delude myself into thinking I'm smart but I have gone from fatty to umm way less fat and I was amazed at how much easier every aspect of life has gotten even in regards to professional relationships. I just think it's interesting that the picky part of our species that does most of the selection is not getting wet over things that actually made the species successful. Musk is sexy af no homo and he's successful and famous and yet I don't think he's considered a sex symbol as much as say some movie dude.

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>>41087121
>I was amazed at how much easier every aspect of life has gotten even in regards to professional relationships.

well, first of all, congratulations and good work on your improvements.

Secondly, theres really a whole host of factors, at the end of the day which species is the most evolutionarily speaking successful? probably some bacteria or virus, why? because they've been around longer than us and will be around longer than us, its not really clear cut either way though.

It really depends on how you define success, and what these individuals desire, i mean sure lets say women prefer handsome men over smart men, but then are super smart men interested in women, or could we say that movie star men are more interested in women and so spend an inordinately larger amount of time and effort into wooing them? And really what makes Musk attractive to Amber heard (pic related), pro tip its not his attractiveness, its his billions.

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>>41078856
>>41078856
>> " oh wow i bet you cab bench me"
>> "y-you too"

i died

>>41087180
Thanks anon.
I agree maybe I'm not looking at things right. I guess I've just become bitter over the years.. Back in the Soviet times the scientists engineers and war heroes were exalted. Now it's Justin biebers and Ryan goslings. Universities graduating more business majors than stems. I just wish intellectualism was still the ultimate value in the western world. I heard it's still a lot like that in Asia though

>>41069995
agelets, when will they learn?

>>41087266
civilisations go through cycles, this is what western civilisation is at this point in time, all things go through stages and eventually death.

perhaps is just a sign of decay, or simply a natural consequence of our society worshipping fame

>>41070000
In essence it truely and figuratively means that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die tonight.

>>41078152
Very nice bait

>>41087245
BLACKED

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>riding bike to gym
>stop to cross the road next to group of chavs
>one of them charges at me i think to scare me
>i just stare at him because hes a skinny manlet
>runs past me and stops
>"youre a big nigger arent you"
>im not even black
closest ive ever had to a mire

>>41077910
Separates the sheep from the sheep dogs

>tfw you will never be Dick

Why even live anons...

>>41076243
that would actually be impressive

https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=cotton+bale+weight&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

>>41078798
My spanish is terrible and I can't remember what this means. Translation plz

>>41069961
>>barista

Stopped reading there

>>41085086
Lol

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>>41077082
We're all gonna make it

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>be me
>be 6'1'' white dude
>wind blowing on a beautiful spring day
>feel my dark-blonde hair blowing through the wind
>sitting on a rock by myself in the middle of a path in a park overlooking nyc with my leather jacket
>holding a carton of milk bc GOMAD all day every day
>notices woman taking pictures of me with some nice ass camera

did i make it bruhs?

pic related is how hair looks

>>41087898
Spanish speaker here. Where the fuck is the Spanish?

>>41080081
Just shag the lads In the showers after rugby

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>>41069995
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>41087121
You're an antisocial edgelord that repulses women with your ineptitude

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Why are nearly all of these stories probably bullshit?

>>41080304
>more scared rather than mirin.
Fear is the pathway to mirin, m8

>>41089035

How did you come to this conclusion?

im a girl and i have never been approached at the gym by anyone and have been going for over a year
does that mean im ugly

>>41078552
sex her. Discreetly

>6'4"
>220lb
>just broke up with my girlfriend because she was going nowhere and said she wasnt sure if she wanted to have kids ever
>go to the club with my mates to cheer me up
>can't stop thinking about how weird it is a woman wouldn't want to have kids
>get a bit too drunk
>huge titted red head on the dance floor pinches my ass
>she keeps putting her hands on my chest/tris/traps
>get chatting with her and I'm talking crazy shit about getting her pregnant
>she is into it (she must have been 32 at least)
>pretend I'm catholic for some reason
>go back to hers
>she wants me to use a condom
>i nut inside twice that night and once in the morning in the shower
>she is hell into it even though she keeps suggesting condoms
>get tested for stds a week later
>no problems
>still wank to the memory

>>41089834
Do you want to be approached?

>>41069980
>new life goals

>>41088156
i hope this is bait lmao

>>41088388
Fuck off

>be 6'3 170lb skelly
>been working my upper body sporadically for the last 7 years (23 now)
>not big at all but CNS is trained so stronger than expected
>benching my max of 90kg (lol)
>rack it
>Some big dude who was around the bench at the time says I'm pretty strong and gives me a thumbs up with a nodding expression

He has no idea how much it meant to me.

>>41091028
thats a good number anon. good job, soon you'll bench two plates!

>>41069995
agelets blown the fuck out

go back to your room in your parents house kiddos, it's all over now

>>41089834
nobody approaches the women that come use the squatting rack at my gym, we're all too polite or self-absorbed, the curlbros only mess with eachother.

>>41070022
FRIENDZONE THAT BITCH

>>41088161
>>41087898

'Chicas' = 'Girls'

>>41087245
SNICKERED

>>41089940
Busty redheads are my fucking dream dude, sounds amazing.

>>41087338
This meme's still going? And to think I hadn't seen one in months

>>41083521
mmmm mirin hard

>>41080269
Same desu

>>41089940
And nine months later little ginger anon was born.

>be me
>have 10/10 voice
>almost every time I call girls, it ends up as phone sex
>some of the time these girls don't even know what I look like
>get nudes
>Ez

kys voicelets

>>41087338
Fuck off with this meme already.

>>41069995
>guy at the gym is 70+, EASILY
>got that senior ladies 'mirin at his limited reach and flexibility
>tfw not even 25
>can still touch my toes

LITERALLY can't compete

How can I even compete

not exactly mirin but will green text last nights experience
>be me 21, and just broken up with first ever serious gf
> 6/10 face and skinny fat with little social life
>be depressed af
>start lifting and eating right in order to boost confidence again
>gain almost 10kg in lean muscle in 10 months
>still zero confidence
>friend asks me to come out for a few drinks last night
>go out for a few and notice two girls looking at us
>think they must be laughing at us
>confidence hit all time low
>start getting drunk
>go to club already pretty buzzed
>walk though door and see ex with her group of friends
>they see us
>fuck.jpg
>still early so pretty dead to hard to avoid them
>go to back where a couple mirrors are and chill for a while as it fills up
>start to dance abit while goofing around in the mirror
>flex abit
>few girls notice
>oh shit
>dance to play it off
>notice group gets closer
>start dancing with us
>one is my ex's friend
>9/10 ezy
>'anon when did you get those!?'
>starts grinding on me
>feeling my arms and abs
>this cant be real
>suddenly ex comes over
>red in the face with angry
>pulls her away and start shouting at me
>'stay the fuck away from my friends'
>oh okay
>carry on dancing
>9/10 comes back
>carrys on
>mfw
>try to kiss but she suddenly changes her mind
> 'she will kill me' 'she will never talk to me again' 'i cant'
>so so close
>carry on dancing
>dancing with 8/10 cutie
>hard style grinding
>muhdick
>ex comes over
>please fuck off
>pull this chick away, they know each other
>ffs
>walk away and go to bar
> 9/10 is there eyeing me up
>fuck it
>just walk up and just get right too it
>i win
>ex doesnt see
>keeps giving me laughing look as if she has stopped me pulling that night
>wink at her and leave
>waiting for a rage message off her
>good night
thank you gainz god

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>>41069995

>>41093828

>Limited reach and flexibility

When will these humanlets learn

Every time I put less clothes on than usual, a t-shirt for example, the girls in my group start groping me which makes me flush and they giggle at me and just continue harassing me and then the spaghetti is all over.

>>41089940
A woman allowing you to put a baby inside her is basicly the ultimate mire - "I want to pass on your genes"

>>41077411
Btfo

>>41085098
No you petulant child, go back to >>>/pol/

>>41094998
Move on from the ex. That's how you make it

>>41087338
What?

>>41095645
>letting them touch you
NO!

>>41090118
Why would it be bait?

>>41070144
She's superficial too. A mutt who reacts to the exterior

now, pray tell me, what would happen if a much /fit/ man were to show interest on her