>ctr + f fph >nothing found

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How did James gain 150lbs while on an 800 calorie diet?

>>41065201
He entered starvation mode, duh.

>>41065201
""""800""" calorie

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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVING HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATING THIS CHINESE FOOD
>WITH NO LEFT OVERS

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>>41065208
He even gained 3lbs in the hospital. How is that possible if they control food intake?

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IT'S

FRIED

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"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

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>>41065236

>>41065201
he just has a low metabolism, not his fault man it's genetics

Back to normal Allenxuisha and Morganxi
Back to normal Allenxuisha and Morganxi

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Not quite thread related but does anyone have this comic with the guy being intrigued instead of scared?

>>41065201

Man, I cringed and raged so much at the part where he admires how ripped his arms have gotten from all the exercise.

>>41065259
lmao

>>41065253
What in all the srs fucks did I just witness

>>41065259
it seems like every single one fails

has there been a successful one yet?

>>41065289
There have been a few successful ones, but the majority of them go right back to their old habits.

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>>41065289

yeah, last night's episode were two people that lost like 400 lbs but were dealing with skin issues. it was a shitty episode...

no MUH LAYGS
no piss jugs

opposite of what /fatkino/ is supposed to be...

>>41065273
I... Shouldn't be aroused by this

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Would you rather be obese or anorexic?

>>41065367
I choose death.

>>41065201
Because you dropped a zero. It should read 8000.

>>41065367
anorexic 100%

>>41065367
anorexic. less social stigma

>>41065367
Already gimme the skinny bones.

>>41065229
He was stealing food from the weaker, smaller fat people.

>>41065253
what in the fuck anon

>>41065289
about 40% actually make it. The other 60% fail horribly.

>>41065021
>N-NANI?!?!?

>>41065273
That's not a way to scare me off, that's how your turn me on.

>>41065273
Why does she carry an watermelon in hers backpack?

>>41065367
Anorexic. Not only am I not fat and thus a sack of shit, I have people who feel bad and want to help me instead of impulsively feeling disgust.

>>41065585
So she can get gainz from carrying it around all the time.

>>41065273
this is my fetish

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>>41065486
>>41065469
>>41065588
Don't forget you also get to dirty bulk for like 2 years straight just to get back to a normal BMI.

There is no downside.

>>41065609
>Struggled with anorexia for most of middle school and all of high school to the point where I had to be hospitalized twice.
>Spent the last four years dirty bulking, went from 90 to 120.

Feels great, man.

>>41065367
Anorexic, no doubt.
Also this >>41065609

>>41065585

To throw as a distraction when disadvantage urban youths get near. Get away from a rape and you get sick arm gains when you throw it.

>>41065658
Lucky :(
>tfw you'll never get to dirty bulk
How do I into anorexia? Don't wanna lose gains, but dirty bulking is a sin I have to indulge.

>>41065226
kek

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>>41065253

>>41065289
A few of them have completely made it. some have lost considerable weight but are still morbidly obese. A lot of them never change or gain the weight back.

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>>41065253
That shit looks like the grease left over from some buffalo chicken wings.

>>41065676
I had an obese mother who made me feel like shit about my looks through middle school. She'd literally rip me apart for every little thing so I had pretty low self-esteem which made me hate what little baby weight I had, so I started skipping lunches at school and would gradually eat less and less at home and it all sort of piled on from there.

I also have a high metabolism, so that dirty bulk is still going until I hit about 130 to start cutting back down. God I love cookie dough.

>>41065724
So what you're saying is that I should start by having my parents abuse me emotionally?

(PS: for the love of God, don't eat raw cookie dough)

>>41065757
Yeah. The only downside is I lost my tits and ass, so, watch out for that.

Look, it's not a regular thing, I promise. I've only had two spoonfuls.

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>>41065253

>>41065757
What happens if you eat raw cookie dough?

>>41065818
a good time, that's what

>>41065818
you can get salmonella

>>41065273
>mires thighs of a what may seem is a real athlete
>she gets back by threatening me
what is wrong with women

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>>41065827
You get it.

>>41065850
It's worth it.

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>>41065273

>>41065863
800 calories < 240 calories duh

>>41065818
Potential salmonella, that's what. There's raw eggs in the stuff, it's the same thing as eating cake batter (which is what it essentially is). Some brands don't make them with eggs though, so be sure to check first.

>>41065779
Bah, don't want either, for all my work over the years, my body still insists on storing fat in my ass and thighs.

Also, for a safer alternative for cookie dough, either go with egg-less brands, or Ben & Jerry cookie ice cream sandwiches which are god-tier.

>>41065863
>stores it as inflammation
that's a new one.

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>join military
>fat people disappear
>only few wives are whales

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>>41065885
>800 calories < 240 calories duh
Better start eating yak butter.

>>41065894
>egg-less brands
That's what I'm actually going with! Sorry to hear that you got stuck with that kind of fat storage though, I'm a little bit jealous.

>>41065914
You're jealous? I'll give you the permission to be jealous when I stop being jealous of your 4 years of dirty bulking.

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>>41065971
Just find yourself some proana tumblrs/instagrams and get started. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life, or whatever.

>>41065367
MUH DIKKK

>>41065253
just amputate. a person like that doesnt use his leg anyways. just cut em off doc.

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>>41065914
>40 pounds overwieght
>3% body fat

Anon has achieved pic related

>>41065894
I have been eating cookie dough my whole life and have never contracted salmonella you're the kind of person that thinks if you drink more than 3 drinks in one setting you're automatically an alcoholic, aren't you?

>>41065273
>this is a bad thing
>this scares off some people

>>41066368
>same, I think salmonella was a big thing like 8 or so years ago but not now.

I actually fucking vomitted. I was eating a burger that had a bit of pink and thought this was a webm of someone unveiling a buffet or something. Fucking christ, this is proof there is no god

>>41066252
if he had some more fat on him, the chest gap wouldn't be as noticeable

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>>41065273
The reality

>>41065273
Anyone have the thumbs up version?

>>41065021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=62&v=_SHfwClOoR8

Fat girls ruin Japanese music. I call it Piggu Piggu Strawberry Trappu.

Nothing rages me more than fat kids. It's bad enough that the parents don't give a fuck about their welfare. But these kids haven't had the slightest chance to live a healthy life.

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>>41065226

>>41065253
Jesus Fucking Christ I have never been this sickened in my life

>>41065226
Is anyone else hearing this perfectly in Dr. Now's voice?

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>>41066573
1000 hours in MS Paint

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>start uni 3 years ago
>meet tumblrina who's mildly obese (not an American so we don't see genuine gelatin monsters here) but otherwise nice
>add her on Facebook
>fat positivity memes and screenshots of Tumblr posts
>mfw
>kept her on my news feed because she shared quality memes when she wasn't SJW-posting
>tfw HAES posts stopped last year
>tfw this year she's actively losing weight
>acne is clearing too

This is a nice feel guys. I'm not particularly invested in her but it's good to see people seeing sense

>>41065905
>fit military men still married to whale wives
Why?

>>41066794
My cousin in the marines ended up proposing to his whale gf not too long ago
My only bet would be 'muh true love!!', or they don't want to risk being alone

>>41066794
>Why?

>Worried about your woman cheating on you when you're deployed?
>No one will want to fuck her if she's fat.

>>41065201
He ate healthy things like fried rice.

>>41067082
>you're not supposed to eat rice
>>it's ok, it's fried
that whole segment hurt my brain

then when his whore gf gave him an extra big plate and asked if he wanted dessert

>>41067096
She could be just killing him in the most inhumane and disgusting way possible.

>>41065863
>15g of something edible having 800 calories

>>41067144
Maybe they mean literal calories and don't understand the distinction between cal and kcal?
Or maybe yak butter has a lot of radium in it, I don't fucking know.

>>41066987
But he is when he gets deployed for training or some other shit
>>41067054
Pretty sure they are desperate men out there to fuck anything even whales.

>>41065367
Clickity clack, get in the sack!

>>41066598
I hate all things gook (except my hilux) but this makes me extra mad, they aren't even singing or dancing. Really saturates my sundried tomatoes.

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>>41065253

>>41066794
Army fag here, I took what I could get when I was a skinny manlet making dairy farmer money, which meant chubby girlfriend, after 3 years the difference between us was immense and she wasn't wife material. Thankfully she fucked Jodie so I had a reason to break up with her.

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LOL

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>>41065253
just came by to post this reaction

>>41065253
why

>>41065259
Which episode is this?

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>>41065201
Genetics

>>41065905
Whos abs are those?

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>>41065818
It would be extremely painful

>>41066794
Housing subsidy, military basically pays your rent/mortgage if you're married. They pay the same regardless of how fat your wife is.

>>41066794
Living in the barracks is a fate worse than marrying a crazy/fat chick. Or so it initially seems. Marine Corps wise, anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2LZMfVGbhM

>>41065253
please stop

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>>41067742
>literal Nurgle cult
>that little girl asking for her whale relatives attention

so fucking sad. Fuck the race war, we need the weight war.

>>41065914
FYI it's very very very unlikely to get salmonella from eggs in a 1st world country, unless you're getting them fresh from the chickens. The cartons sold in stores are pasteurized for safety, like milk.

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>>41065273
I finally have an excuse to post this webm I saved months ago.

>>41067892
Nah, even fresh eggs aren't bad, dad used to drink a raw egg everyday.

>>41067399
Zsalynn's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ2UbxUtkwI

>>41067959
>that little release at the end there
I'm in love

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Anyone remember what this petition was called? I need a good laugh

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>>41065253
Godlike

>>41065273

Stop it, boner

>>41065818

Mustard gas

>>41065201
He cheated once or twice

>>41065367
I've been both... Depends on how badly anorexic. If your internal organs fail and you become wheelchairbound while anorexic, I definitely choose obese. Unless of course you get so obese you are bedbound, that's even worse.

>>41066598
watch without sound for maximum kek

>>41067784
Jeff Gerstmann?

>>41065201
>800 calorie diet
per hour

>>41065236
Jesus, its just a big blob with a face

>>41065253
Put me off food for the rest of the day. T-Thanks Anon..

>>41069613
>4000 calories
Fuckin' God...
You know, at some point, being fat becomes a huge detriment to society, not just to themselves.
This is why fat-shaming has to stay. Something like this should not be tolerated.

>>41065905
Not in Australia. Still linging fat cunts all over the place.
I'm posted to a sig unit though.

>>41065253
Oh god I feel like throwing up

>>41067992
>that husband
average thicc poster
Seriously, good to see a success episode though

>>41065905
This is the picture you get when "creepy"pasta describes everything as 'ultra realistic'.

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>>41065253
ah holy shit i wish i had stopped reading

>>41070037
The husband is a terrible human being desu. I never knew feeders and fat fetishists could be that bad

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>>41065253

>>41065850
I don't think that this has ever happened to a person in recorded history.

>>41069613
>lego is hard for fat children to play with, so Denmark fatphobic
What is wrong with them?

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were's assanti part three?

>>41067356
Fucking Jody

>>41070151

I think it's satire. It has to be.

>>41066714
100% better

>>41067959
How much do I need to squat to be able to do this?

>>41070500
It's a different muscle group anon

>>41067054
That's where you're wrong detective

I was stationed in Jacksonville NC and it's like Disney land for fat girls, all the cock she can ride is around

>>41070454
>>41069613
It is satire. I remember that someone posted this in /pol/ brexit thread, and saying, that it was them.

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So this just happened
>Be normal guy living with fatmom
>Have to go down to buy some eggs
>Ask if she needs anything
>Get a list
>Ice cream, waffles, a whole pie and an entire fucking cake
>Tell her no
>She actually gets angry
>Screaming and attempts at guilt tripping ensues
>Stand my ground
>Fatmom then resorts to bribing
>End up caving for 25 bucks
>tfw so poor that you'd sell your mom's health

>>41071017
If it wasn't bad enough, I forgot that she wanted cookies as well.

>>41071017

She was shit to you and you know it. The only reason you're feeling bad is because you're emotionally attached.

>>41065367
anorexic. it probably takes about as much willpower to break out of either, but the way to normality is far shorter. Also there is a lot of milk and peanut butter involved, so count me in.

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>>41071017
Fucking hell.

How fat is your mum?

>>41065367

Obese, since it's not intrinsically a mental disorder.

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>>41065253
>"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

>>41071064
Not as fat as your mom

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>driving with obese friend in passenger seat
>points out some fat guy on a bike and starts saying he's so fat
>mfw fatty is insulting his own species

Never experienced self delusion in real life until that happened. He also has an obese gf.

>>41065021
I used to love fph threads, but now every time I go into one, you guys just end up talking about that one show about fat people. Which is fine, I just wish there was more oc posts, and not just "Hey let's talk about a tv show"

>>41071139
Then do God's work, Anon. Reboast the screencap of anonette who fucks over her evil hambeast """friends""".

>>41071139
i agree

>>41065894
>Also, for a safer alternative for cookie dough, either go with egg-less brands, or Ben & Jerry cookie ice cream sandwiches which are god-tier.

>unironically ingesting thousands of chemicals which increase estrogen output from (((Ben & Jerries))) enjoy your gyno.

>>41071047
I mostly just feel bad because of how poor I am.

>>41071064
83kg at 172cm.
She was a lot bigger before, but she's been losing weight by starving herself in periods.

>>41066549
kek

>>41070500
You gotta do heavy sets on the good girl/bad girl machine

>>41071139
Respectfully agree

>>41065899
Yeah wait what

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>"Anon, why do you always go to the gym when you could be coming out to the bars with me and my girlfriends! We'd definitely treat you right if you came out with us ;)"

>>41067960
>used to

>>41067959
I'm in love

>>41071307

>not even myspace angle could mask her lard

>>41071307
mirin dem traps

>>41067742
>I was always big
>I'm proud to be 755
Black girls are the worst

>>41071017
>Bribery

This reminds me so much about my mom as well. She is an alcoholic either they will bribe guilt trip or at the worst threaten to take something away.

>>41071139
Shut up fatty.

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>>41071307
>Hair is getting worse
>So lazy with makeup that she looks like the clown from IT
>Fat to where even her boobs look like shit

She has to be the definition of a 2/10 girl.

>>41066252
Dude kinda looks like Robin Williams.

>>41071167
I work for Ben and Jerrys. You're full of shit. They don't put additives in it, they make the product as simple as possible. That's always been the credo.

Also, everything in existence is a chemical so stop being a stupid faggot.

>>41067784
>10 lb dumbbells
>stronger
I honestly can't tell if it's serious or not. Is it actually proud of throwing around 1/2 the weight cardiobunnies use?

>>41071139

>complains about lack of content
>provides no content

Typical

>>41071721
>Questioning the mentality of someone who unironically uses the term Tummy Tuesday.

>>41071721
Yes.

>>41071740
I'm doing the best I can. Looks like nobody else is providing anything either.

>>41071697
0.02 cents has been deposited in your account

>>41065853
women are fucking faggots dude

>>41069613
>4000 calories maintenance
that's 550 pounds with little to no exercise...

BMR is like 750lbs

>>41070157
The first part of that post is true. You need a healthy relationship with food if you want to succeed. Unlike smoking or alcohol, being addicted to things you need (food, sex) is much tougher because you can't avoid them completely.

>>41065367
Obese, it's easier to fix and I'd be happier

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>>41071072
>Obese, since it's not intrinsically a mental disorder.

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>>41065253

>>41071017
I do the same with my mom with alcohol. She has a low key drinking problem, nobody brings it up but I've noticed that noone in the house will buy her alcohol anymore. about twice a month I cave and get her a few cans of cider in exchange for €10.

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>Imagine being the guy on the left
You know you regret dating dating a chubby chick. You know that she's only going to get FATTER and FATTER, and there's nothing you can do about it. Because you love her, and there's no one else in the world who can love you like she does, right?

Never mind when she starts going out more with her girlfriends, the empty calories of beer only making her gain more and more weight, as well as the flirty looks she gives to the beta males in the bar. She could have any of them that she wants, despite her weight. Because she's a strong independent large woman. She can do whatever she wants, and all of her friends will support her no matter what. So when the inevitable day comes when you get married to her, you look down and realize that you, too, have become lumpy and fat like her. You haven't had time to go to the gym since things got serious between you two. Oh well, just another sacrifice for love.

The marriage is fine for a few months, maybe even a few years. But then she starts going out with her friends more. Before you know it, she's fucked some beta male orbiter, and she's kicking you out of your shared apartment. She claims that you abused her, physically and verbally, winning her the favor of both the court and everyone you know. You become an outcast in your social circle. You haven't gone to the gym in two years, so your body is a flabby former shell of what it once was, making it extremely difficult to pick up women at the local bars.

You fall into depression. That woman has taken everything from you. You loved her as much as you could, and she took it all from you just to get some beta male dick. You sit at your work desk and silently begin to weep. Your life will never be the same.

All because you dated a chubby girl.

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>>41071307
>that forehead

>>41066794
A little of these >>41067167 >>41067356

And a lot of this >>41067448

A lot of enlisted guys get married entirely for this reason. There's even a term for it: Depend-a-potamus, from "Dependent" and "blatantly obvious second half".

>>41071905
>one of the sources is a facebook page

>>41065367
I wanna FUCK that skeleton.

>>41071933
A-are you okay?

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>>41071933
>the look on the right girl's face

She fucking SEES that fat bitch in her peripheral vision and literally can't help but smirk while also smiling for the photo

KEK.

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These threads have been hitting the bump limit so fast this week that I haven't had time to post more than one greentext before work picks up (it's the worst week to be an accountant in the US).

So here's a repeat of my one-time roommate Robbo the Blobbo.

>>41072051
And another:

>Girl in one of my lab courses
>Face meh but thin with huge, well-shaped tits under Star Wars t-shirts
>Partner with her on a lab at the end of the quarter
>Talk Star Wars with her, she's super-excited about the upcoming first Hobbit movie
>This is right before the quarter where Robbo fails through Argentina
>She's also spending a quarter abroad
>Ask her to go to a movie and a party before she goes off to foreign places
>Yes, but she wants to drive
>That's cool. She seems shy and I don't want to spook her
>Things go well
>On campus, Robbo locks himself out of our room for the 1,000th time
>RA friends, who find it funny, tell him I am because he doesn't want to pay the lockout fee
>Robbo waddles the half mile from campus to party
>Wanders around asking where I am
>Finds us
>Whines "Uhh, I left my keys in the room again, can you help me?"
>All of my what
>Hand over keys
>"Uhh, do you think you could give me a ride?"
>Nerdy McTits doesn't know my hatred, feels bad for him
>I am under the boobs spell. I agree.
>We drive back
>Robbo criticizes her musical tastes
>We park on campus and get out of the car
>She asks me if I want to see her something' collection. Lord of the Rings? I don't know, I'm just looking at her boobs
>Sounds great! See you tomorrow, Robbo!
>We walk to her dorm, which is on the way to my dorm
>Robbo follows
>Her dorm was built in the '60s, the doors are on the outside like a cheap motel
>We stop outside her first floor room
>Robbo stops
>She unlocks her door
>"My roommate isn't here tonight"
>We go in
>Robbo fucking follows and sits on her roommate's goddamn bed
>"It's cool, Robbo. Take my keys. I'll be by later."
>He wheezes, "I can wait"
>Criticizes her taste in movie poster decor
>Puts a Doritos stain handprint on her roommate's sheets
>Nerdy McTits is no longer happy
>Gives me a Bert face and a shrug
>Trudge out at Robbo's waddling speed, wishing the fat-ass was skinny enough to strangle

>>41072066
This can't be real. You just engineered a story to make me this angry, right?

>>41072107
No, this is sadly, sadly real. Give me a few minutes and I'll have written up my breaking point with this autistic lardass.

>>41071659
what tf would make her a 1 in your eyes then?

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>>41065226

>>41065863

She's right, you would gain more weight from the soda. A 12oz soda weighs about a pound, and a tablespoon of butter weighs far less.

The reasoning is wrong, but strictly speaking the conclusion is actually correct.

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>>41065367

>>41071721

I rage because of this every time, these are the type of guys saying "fat but also strong" in the newfag threads and on r/fitness, make me rage so much.

>>41067959
muh fucking dick

>>41072066
Does it get worse?

>>41070048
Real world story homies. I kickbox and do HIIT training. In the class we have some fairly new people. This is a small class of mostly white people, and a few Mexicans. I haven't seen black people doing this type of thing since I was in high school (it was actually the same class, just a different teacher)... So we get 2 new black women, a mother daughter pair. They're easily over 300lbs. My father and I WERE the heaviest at around 210, but we sweat our asses off and go all out until we can't move after... The fucking cows do nothing correctly. They don't even try. Yesterday in class I watched the younger one (prob 5'8", 350) completely ignore the teacher as he was showing them how to properly do a burpy (she literally turned her back toward him and folded her arms).

Then after class the mom dropped the daughter off by the door/driveway, so she could "RUN" in and get something she forgot... While that fat bitch waddled back into the gym her equally fat and ignorant mom blocked the driveway for everyone there.

Oh... And the daughter purposely stepped on one of the other girl's hair her first day.

This is why fat people get such bad looks at the gym, if you go in there serious (I was 270 at one point) and bust your ass you get respect. But if you go in there and be a total douche then of course you get laughed at behind your back.

It takes my one retreat from everything and makes it sour.

>>41065265
metabolism is a fucking meme. the concentration camps had no fat asses because hitler was not feeding anyone
>>41065214 fatties underestimate

>>41070048
jesus christ this absolutely slayed me.

where can I find the whole thing?

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>>41065367
name

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>>41065367
>>41072251
There's a clip where you can see her minge. Hot.

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>>41072234
NVM. Found the archived thread. I'm disappointed there wasn't more, that was fucking hilarious.

>Then provide them with heroic medical care until they gracelessly expire

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>>41065021
I've never been to Jimmy John's. Are they decent?

>>41072066

This makes me so angry why would you not tell him to fuck off

>>41065259
>tfw haven't eaten yet today
>see this
I think I'm going to fast the weekend

>>41072066
Holy shit that's terrible. You could have possibly fixed it by taking him outside and literally explaining to him like a child to get lost cause you're trying to fuck.

Can you not make copies of the dorm keys for yourself?

>>41065253
POP OFF JAMES

>>41065201
That one lil egg rawl scare made him so stressed his metabolism fluctuated and forced him to gain weight.

Don't be so quick to judge someones health by their weight bro. Not cool.

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>>41072284
>tfw attention starts dying out so you "accidentally" show your cunt on cam

>>41065367
S T I C C
T
I
C
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>>41066987
They get paid way more. My friend joined and was trying to pay lesbians to marry him. This was before gay marriage was legal. He ended up marrying some girl before he left and they've been together for like 8 years now.

>>41072132
the same but black

>>41071979
My exact reaction, I immediately liked the fuck out of the grill on the right for that. Solid personality, would hook.

>>41072066
Honestly, this story makes me rage at YOU. Why didn't you lose your shit at that fat fuck much earlier, you puling beta? WHy did you let him come all the way up into the dorm room with you instead of telling him to fuck off right there in the parking lot?!

Ah, fuck, you baited my shit all up, son.

Robbo the Blobbo: Final Boss Fight Edition
>Despite being an accountant, I majored in biochem (good science jobs are hard to get)
>Classes and studying ate up my time
>Robbo majored in theater
>His scholastic effort, like overall life effort, is fuck-all
>He spent his time in our room, listening to metal, reading comic books, eating ice cream, and arguing online
>I have spent ¾ of an academic year living with him and hating it
>His easy classes qualify him for an academic honor
>He goes to a banquet with the school board of trustees
>Banquet an hour and a half drive from campus
>He plans on spending the weekend away
>I’m in end of quarter crunch and barely see him all week
>He leaves Friday afternoon
>My last exam Friday afternoon
>Time to relax and enjoy Robbo-free weekend
>Call qt, make plans
>Seem to have misplaced my keys, ask if she can drive
>Almost no one in dorm this weekend, ask RA friend to borrow master key for getting in
>Good time with qt, go back to my room
>Wake up at 4 AM to someone unlocking the door
>W-t-effing-f
>Robbo stumbles in and hits the lights
>Landwhale with him, maybe female but it’s equally fat
>qt freaking out, we’re both naked in bed
>Robbo and landwhale clearly drunk
>He has on MY fucking suit jacket
>Jacket tearing at seams
>Alas, poor suit jacket, I knew him well
>In his hand are MY fucking keys
>Wtf, Robbo. W-t-ever-effing-f
>Did you take my fucking car? Did you drunk drive my fucking car?
>Robbo whine-stammers lame excuse
>Female landwhale takes, I shit-you-not, half a cake from a bag and sits on Robbo’s bed to eat
>I’m yelling, qt yelling, Robbo whining at top volume
>RA friend hears us and comes running
>Car has banged up bumper and broken side mirror
>Campus police involved because he took my car and drove drunk, but he somehow gets off
>Apartment friends give me a futon for rest of the year so I don’t murder Robbo
>Get room deposit back for final quarter
>See Robbo sometimes the next year, he keeps getting fatter

>>41072219
Oh yes, final part post here >>41072576

>>41072371
Sometimes when someone acts in such an unbelievable manner, you just can't deal with it in the moment.

And the keys all had "DO NOT COPY" on them.

>>41072553
Takes a lot to make me lose my temper. As much as I hated Robbo, I didn't think it was worth it to rage-monster at him until the end.

>>41072251
Why are the anorexic people's shoulders so high and their necks so short? If you google "anorexic" 9/10 times you get pics of people with their heads on their chests. What gives?

>>41072251
How weak are these people? Like, would carrying around a purse tire her out?

>>41072772
Those bracelets on her arms actually weigh 100 kgs each.

>>41072576
You were too nice mate.

>>41072576
How did you become an accountant despite majoring in biochem?

>>41072815
Numbers are still numbers I'm guessing.

>>41072576
I would've killed the fat fuck the second he walked in the room, with my johnson hanging out and everything.

Thank you anon, for the Tale of Robbo the Blobbo. I've been slipping with my diet recently and now I have this hatred built up in my soul in order to fuel myself to do better.

I hate fat people so god damned much.

>>41072576

As a europoor I don't understand how americans can be roommates with people who are complete strangers or whom they hate. Letting someone into your very personal space where you are vulnerable and have your economic and emotional valuables in is very intimate.

>>41071933
who hurt you anon?

>>41071814
You don't "need" sex, you depraved piece of shit.

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>>41072576
>not planning insanely detailed and sinister payback to destroy him for what he has done and his complete ignorance about it

Are you some sort of saint?

>>41072918
1. Rent is expensive.
2. Our parents don't help with rent.
3. Most dorms require that you have a roommate.

My university had a questionnaire to help assign you a rommmate your first year. It worked out great for me, and having a good roommate can be a godsend, far better than being alone.

>>41066252
>dying for this

>>41071307
she got foundation on her fucking hair. her greasy shitty hair

>>41071933
I'm sad now.

>>41065253
I WAS FUCKING EATING AND WATCHED THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41065273
I am ok with this. This is a good thing.

>>41073048

Pro tip for anyone who doesn't want a roommate at dorms or other on campus housing: on that questionnaire put that you're a smoker and want a non smoker roommate. Find other contradictory shit like that and you end up without a roommate. Like say you're loud and stay up late but want a quiet roommate who goes to bed early.

I got a studio in the university apartments.

>>41072338
this is the funniest post in this thread

>>41072918
>>41073048
When I read about people sharing a room (a ROOM, for god's sake, not even just a flat) with someone else, as an adult in the first world, it blows my mind. How can you cope with having so little privacy? It's especially weird to me when I read about it on 4chan, because let's face it most of us aren't exactly socially well-adjusted at the best of times. I physically couldn't share a room with someone for more than a couple of weeks without losing my mind.
You have shitloads of space in America, why can't they build bigger dorms? Unless you're in central NYC the rent can't be higher than in the UK.

>>41073351
I've lived in two-person single-room dorms and, at my school at least, they're super fucking expensive and you're required to purchase a non-refundable meal plan. I didn't get a choice or questionnaire either: my first roommate and I were 100% polar opposites in every sense. We didn't just have nothing in common, but our lifestyles conflicted so much that she moved out after a semester. Now I live in a dorm with someone I actually like but even then they have no other friends and just sit on their bed eating Ritz crackers and watching Markiplier. No privacy.

>>41072815
This >>41072847
Accounting math is considerably easier than biochem math.

>>41072918
>>41073351
>American schools and roommates
It probably started from a merging of the all-time "students are poor" meme and boarding houses that rented out rooms, but it keeps on keeping on because it's ingrained in the culture now. A lot of schools are building better dorms now, where you get a room to yourself and share a living room/kitchenette with a few others.

>>41072966
>Am I a saint?
lol no. I had an awful temper when I was a little kid and kept getting suspended from elementary and middle school for fighting. Long-term counseling drove it into me that fighting is bad, m'kay? Whenever I feel myself getting mad I step back and assess things and try to calm myself down. That said, my year with Robbo was like a never-ending test of those skills.

Besides, he was such an autistic fatty fat that I doubt anything I could have done would sink in, and in the years since then he's probably eaten himself bedbound.

>>41070151
Why can't they just play with those big ass Legos made for infants?

>>41071017
Why not tell her no and just walk out the door? What she going to do? Chase you? Get up and lock you out of the house while you have the food?

>>41065201
800 kcal per meal * 5. Also he only did arms and core once when he sat up but needed 2 spotters for that

>>41065201
>I'm gonna go double time with my exercises
>>do you want the weights now?
>no, i dont feel like it

>>41072251
Do you think she even has her period?
She should make a vid about that.

>>41073535
That would be degrading anon

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>>41072576
When I had a shitty roommate who just played loud music, kept inviting his stupid fucking friends over to monopolize the living room, and kept stealing my food I at least pissed in all of his whiskey and bourbon.

>>41072251
Anyone got the beefcurtain webm, I can't seem to find it on hdd

Its well established there is an inverse causal relationship between IQ and obesity. Are a lot of people fat because they are feeble minded?

Should we call them dumb instead of fat?

>>41067992
>dat fucking hisband
truly human trash, Jesus fucking Christ

>>41073977
*husband

>doctor makes 600lb life person lose 50lbs in month to prove they are worthy of surgery
why not just do that for 8 months?

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>>41065367
Is she trying to twerk?

How about something between a bit scrawny and a bit plump?

>>41074009
Wouldn't make the doctor buxxx

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>>41065226

kek

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>>41065367
Jesus Christ what a fatty.

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>>41065273

>>41074043
I think it's more about how the fatties can only muster up enough willpower for a smaller goal like that.
I don't think that I've seen a single person on the show that wasn't visibly upset after being told they don't qualify for surgery since they see it as the only option.

>>41065367
Obese, at least that way you can work towards fixing it.
I know an anorexic girl, she has to live in a specialist clinic because she consumes 500 calories a day, and if she suddenly eats more she will die. She also passes out when she has a shower, sleeps most of the day and has fuck all going for her.
If I'm going to be in a state where I can fix myself, I'd rather do it being able to change my eating habits without help from a medical professional.

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>>41065863
Bitch straight up lying.
It's 102 cal per tablespoon not 800.
But perhaps she was using her personal utensil, the stablespoon™

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>>41067959

>>41065226
Ffs u autist change the talk with at least you can walk

>>41065253
Hot please continue...

>>41065863
>800 cal in a single tablespoon of anything
Someone get this holy grail of bulking to the starving kids in Africa, I think we just solved world hunger!

>>41071017
idiot

>>41067144
>1.6 times more energy dense than compressed hydrogen.
Yak butter rocket fuel when?

>>41073150
I'm amazed at how she got the foundation on her hair when she didn't even apply it anywhere near the hairline

>>41074176
>cow butter has about 102 calories per tbs
>cow
You should have clicked that link, it says later on the most it could be would be 135 cal per tbsp

>>41067959
>tfw you're so strong you can shoot a mashed up foetus from your pussy just by clenching

>>41073870
If they are that desperate to play with Legos they will play with them

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>>41074088
her god damn arms..

they fucking skinnier then Steak & Shake's fries!

>>41065229

Lymphedema usually has a lot to do with differences in weight in severe cases of obesity.

>>41069613
I'm pretty sure that one was from a /pol/lack, mate

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>>41071017
fucking enabler

>>41074009
because fatties want instant results so they think 2-3 months is enough and that a surgery will instantly fix their problem

i think most of the time they abuse the TLC giving them money practically that they really dont give a shit in the end.

>>41072496
badum tssssss

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>>41071307
>dat messy dirty room
a swine in body and mind

>>41070043
Audibly kekd

>>41072428
funny how she managed to store every last bit of fat in her body in that place.

>>41065818
chance of ecoli and salmonella. I make pasteurized cookie dough though and eat it

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>>41074561
Rexxy mode so hot.

>>41071953
My brother is ex military and he married a whale. I think it's because she was a rebound after a rough last relationship, and he was desperate for love. He could have done way better though, think he just had low self esteem

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>>41071307

>>41074088
One of my role playing buddies work as a psychiatrist and he says the worst ones are the anorexics because deception and self sabotage is part of their disease and very hard to escape. Poor girl.

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>>41074846
keeping it in tune with the thread

>>41065367

Do I get to keep my current ideas regarding diet and exercise, or do I now also have a mental disorder that brought me to either?

>>41074949
is that a fucking wheelchair in the back

>>41065253
I hate this fucking website.

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>>41065253

>>41072611
Nigga my roommate stole my car once and I almost strangled him to death WTF you beta faggot

>>41075028
Yes.

>>41072576
My sophomore year roommate got expelled for drugs right before classes started. I was presented with a choice of either accepting a random roommate (who undoubtedly had no friends and thus had made no prior arrangements) or paying $1,200 to have the double room to myself all year. I convinced the student aid department to tack it onto my student loan balance; it was a drop in the bucket overall.

I was convinced i'd end up with a Robbo the Blobbo type guy. Your story makes me feel even better about my decision.

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>>41065863

>>41065356
>>41065579
>>41065606
>>41065865
>>41066405
>>41068383
>>41073245

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0mij7EHUA

>>41066771
wholesome

>>41074176
>>41074392
>cow butter
Which part of the cow does that come from?

>>41071905

> This much "Mom science"

Jesus h christ.

>>41075205
Oh shit nevermind.

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>>41068189
>fatty mcfatfat

>>41075205
The b-udders, duh.

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>>41065253

>>41072772
>How weak are these people?
When you get that bad, sometimes just getting up from bed is tiring as fuck because your muscles are wasting away. Some anorexics literally break bones from normal falls because your bones get brittle+ no padding

>>41072576
>be in military school
>four people in our room
>one friend gets in good with the staff and manages to score a spare room all to himself
>open spot now
>halfway through year, new person shows up
>gets shoved in our room
>fat and really annoying
>no idea of boundaries, personal space, etc.

You know what we did? We set a bunch of his personal affects on fire before planting weed in his stuff and getting him kicked out, because he was an annoying fucking tub of shit and he deserved it. How the hell you let shit like this happen is beyond me.

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guys

guys

you need to see this

https://www.quora.com/How-do-really-obese-people-wipe-their-bottoms

Fat bitch here. God I hate myself so much. I feel sorry for the people that have to see me when I have to go outside.

I don't hate other fat people because I know it's basically the same as being addicted to drugs since eating is a good feeling for a while, until you feel like shit. But I do hate myself for not losing weight when I was younger. I'm only typing this here to vent because I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow and literally no one will give a shit besides my parents who're gonna find me hanged in the bathroom lol but whatever, they'll be glad it happened in a few weeks.

PSA: don't get fat kids, you'll die an ugly fat useless virgin with no friends to care anyway. Take care yall

>>41075400
>hanged
be careful not to break the rope

>>41075443
Oh fuck you're right. Well I don't have pills or a gun. I do have a razor

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What happened to fat people stories?

>>41072576
I hope you told his fatass off eventually

>>41075395
The last comment about the aid having a client that puts a towel on the toilet seat and rubs her ass on it made me gag

>>41067959
I want a video wizard to edit out the watermelon so it just looks like she squeezed a while 5 days worth of period out of herself.

Or executed an auto-abortion

>>41072576
How in the literal fuck do you not shoot this guy?

>>41071933
hey buddy you ok there?

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>>41075395

>>41065229
Probably had people sneak it in or he stole it from a food cart. Probably the former as that is less effort.

>>41065818
You probably enjoy it. Unless you are a fucking retard making it, in which case salmonella or e coli.

>>41074949
i have an anorexic fetish, but even this is tad bit extreme

>>41071307
She has a baby =*(

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>>41065367

>>41072576
anon you should have removed him from the gene pool when you had the chance

>>41071933
Dubs of Truth. I can relate, unfortunately

>>41072234
>>41072326
http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/7199-gibbons-decline-and-fall/#entry148725