>"Whats your preworkout meal anon?" What do you say?

DAT ASS

>>41060044
that dog knows what's up

>>41060044
proatmeal right babe?

>>41060044
>eat first

>>41060044
activated protons and chocolate bacon strips

>>41060044
>y-you too

>>41060044
Your asshole

Nothing, I'm on leangains, but Ill munch dat ass before I head out as long as it doesnt interfere with my fast

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>>41060044
That doggo's face though...

Anyways, typically I'll eat a granola bar or something with simple sugars to keep me going.

Side note, how do I get a /fit/ GF like that?

>>41060413
This makes me rage.
Every
Fucking
Time

>>41060413
What the fuck

Why even attempt it

>>41060413
How much weight is that?

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>>41060413
What is this

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>>41060413

>>41060044
>dog_face_zoomed.jpg

>>41060044
A banana and an espresso. C'mere

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>>41060606

>>41060413
coach of the year, made that bish lift 20% more than she could handle

>>41060413
I gasped like an 1800s southern woman seeing a black man in a suit

>>41060482
335

>>41060413

What the fuck...

>>41060044

Glass of water and creatine

Is there more of her?

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>>41060044
She got COLONIZED

>>41060044
>Get outta my house nigger.

>>41062287
Wowee so edgy

>>41060413
holy shit she is going to be in a wheelchair by 30

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BACON AND EGGS DEAR

>>41060044
that dog is like

BAAAAAAAARRKKKKKKKKKK

>>41062287
kek

>>41062287
>2017
>not having a house nigger
What are you poor?

>>41062287
>2017
>Not having someone whose sole purpose is to pleasure your doggo.

What are you, some kinda plebian?

>>41062287
Lmfao.

Let's be real. If your incel ass was even in the same ROOM has her, you'd start panicking and stuttering like the little bitch you aer. The only thing your incel ass stands a chance with in that photo is the dog. Lmfao. It's hilarious how delusional you /pol/fags are, you literally think you're above that girl despite being a chinless, insect-framed coward.

>B...BUH /POL/ SAID IM A-ARYAN!!1111
Lmfao. The only women that like us Nerdics are 4 ft 6 thai whores with no ass and pudge bellies. It's at the point where most white men have to travel to southeast asia JUST to lose their virginities. I mean hell, have you even stepped FOOT outside in the past DECADE? White women HATE white men, lmfao. Literally ALL the hot, prime young white girls are with blacks, arabs, or at least Mediterranean looking guys. Just fucking look at breeding rates. White/German women aren't even interested in BREEDING with white men lmfao.

Fucking lol @ /pol/fag autists idolizing Patrick Bateman/Clint Eastwood or some other "strong Aryan man" who looks INFINITELY better than you EVER will, but you convince yourself you're on par with him because you're both white, lmfao. Face it. You're about as invisible to women as air.

>>41060044
Salad

>>41060044
2 pizzas and 5 cheeseburgers. Not even lying.

>s-soup

>>41062254
#stillsingletho

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>>41063577
>mad

>>41060051
fpbp

>>41064592
>bumping a thread from page 9 for this
I bet you sat around for the two hours too.

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>>41060051

>>41063577
Old copypasta bruh

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>>41060044
Your dog

>>41060044
Water and creatine

>>41060044

It's a shame she has literally no tits at all, otherwise she'd be 10/10 for me.

>>41063577
With ya for the first paragraph but after that...

>>41062287
this tbqh familamidingdong

>>41064592
>Neo con liberal Hebrew voter
Mfw no face

>>41060044
ATM
600-800+mg caffeine
25mg ephedra
70mg DMAA
5g beta alanine
5g ALCAR
5g L Theanine

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>>41060044

>>41064592
Lmao butt hurt /pol/tard bumping a thread from page 9

>>41060044
That looks alot like my gf, except my gf is white and native mixed, and has a smaller ass

>>41063749
He's got an audemars piguet you uncultured swine
some random Selena Gomez looking spic doesn't stand a chance

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>>41060413
What in the hell is going on here? Disgusting.

>>41060413
lol

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>>41064912

>>41060044
I think I'd probably say something along the lines of "Meal? I take it shaken, not stirred." then just show her the preworkout mix in my shaker bottle..

No girl has really commented on me drinking Fifty One Fifty between sets but I know you have to talk to them first

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Sweet potato. 1 cup greek non fat yogurt. 1 cup water. Blend.

Wash down w coffee.

>Simple. Rustic. Yeah?

>>41060044
*flexes 'cep at you*

You mean this meal?

*she starts squirting orgasm juices out of her lady holes*

heh...sorry m'lady but i'm afraid I don't associate with ignoble harlots such as yourself. Ta!

*turns 360 radians and walks the dinosaur*

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>300 cal of oatmeal
>150g greek yogurt
>1 banana
>glass of whole milk
Workout 3-4 hours later

>>41060413
im honestly impressed she even lifted that

>>41067210
What the fuck

>>41067249
Never let women cook your food, anon.

YO ASS NOW GIMME DA BOOTY GURL

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>>41064912

>>41060044

Stay hungry.

>>41064907
How are you still alive?

>>41060413
Brown guy trying to harm the stupid white woman

>>41060044
Coffee.

Two mcdonalds double cheese burgers fried and a doctor pepper. I have to eat a lot before I lift so I can be a big guy